Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Naruto, Anime X-overs, Final Fantasy: Unlimited, Fruits Basket, Ouran High School Host Club, Harry Potter, and Book X-overs.
Ahem. Self-description time!
Name - Call me whatever you want.
Age - 14
Appearance - female :D, specs, braces DX
Stuff - hate repetition and hypocrisy, love anyone who reviews XD, loathe anyone who flames about previously-warned things (like yaoi, strange pairings, etc.) >:(, online haunts involve AnimeA, DeviantArt, JapaneseClass, and Facebook.
Songs - The Real Slim Shady, Before The Dawn, I Can Transform Ya, Sexy Chick/Bitch, I'm A Loner, Haru Haru, goodness know what else...
Colors - Blue, purple, red, black, white, grey, green. Also, gold and silver and the color that gives a rainbow under the light :D
Hobbies - YAOI!!!, writing, reading, chatting, watching anime (yaoi, no less), (trying to) roller blading, etc.
Relationship - Single
Orientation - Straight, but I may be bi - not sure!!! (so sad...ain't it?)
Languages - A bit Malay, learning Japanese (hajimemashite!), French, English, Mandarin, Cantonese.
Ambition - Miscellaneous designer ( I made it up! I wanna design clothes, layouts, book covers, etc...) / writer / critic / translator.
Well, that was brief.
Oh and just in case - I don't own anything you recognize.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
This is this cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.
Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.
iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Zilo Sugarpill (do it all the time), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( most annoying thing in the world). iTorchic ((GAH! IT HAPPENS TOO MUCH! wait, DAMN!)), Heartless-Are-Squirrels, ~'Vrele
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Paste this on your profile if you also dislike racism.
No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, put it in your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have laughed so hard that you couldn't breathe and ended up laughing silently while half crying due to lack of air copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you believe in fantasy, copy and paste this to your profile.
Now for the sadder ones...
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it
My name is Tiffany, I am three, My eyes are swollen,I cannot see, I must be stupid,I must be bad, What else could have made my dad so mad? I wish I were better,
I wish I weren't ugly,Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong, I can't speek at all or else I'm locked up, all day long.
When I'm awake I'm all alone the house is all dark, my folk arent at home when my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get, one whipping tonight.
I just heard a car, my daddy is back from Charlie's bar.
I press my self againts the wall. I try to hide, from his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping, calls me ugly words he says its my fault he suffers at work. He slaps and hits me and yells at more, I finally get free and run to the door.
He's already locked it, and I start to bawl, he takes me and throws me against the hard wall I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken and my daddy continues, with more bad words spoken,
"I'm sorry!", I scream, but its now much to late his face has been twisted, into an unimaginable shape the hurt and the pain, again and again
O please God have mercy, O please let it end! And he finnaly stops, and heads for the door, while I lay there motionles. Brawled on the floor. My name is Tiffany
I am three, tonight my daddy murdered me and you can help, sicknes me top the soul,
If you read this and don't pass it on I pray for your forgivness because you would have to be one heartless person, to not be effected by this Poem, and because you are effected do something about it!Si I'll ask you to do, is pass it on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
If you're against abortion, re-post this
Girls Don't realize these things; (this is my favorite :()
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Found this quiz on one of my reviewer's profile, found it funny, so here it is!
Randomly list twelve of your favorite Harry Potter characters:
1) Sirius Black
2) Harry Potter
3) Draco Malfoy
4) Hermione Granger
5) Remus Lupin
6) Teddy Lupin
7) Narcissa Malfoy
8) James Potter
9) Lily Potter
10) Luna Lovegood
11) Bellatrix Lestrange (pretty little crazy girl, this one)
12) Cedric Diggory
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
- Teddy/Bellatrix? Uhm, no... would it be interesting?
Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
- Hermione? Hot in a just plain pretty way. I'm straight... I think...
What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
- If Cedric got James pregnant? See, I like MPreg and all, but isn't that kinda... impossible? But if it did happen, I guess the baby would be really, really cute! Oh, and he/she could be playmates with Teddy.
Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
- Lily? Uh, no. I expect there are fics about her, though. Probably het, with James.
Would Two and Six make a good couple?
- Harry and Teddy are strictly godfather/godson. Really. Unless Harry was somehow immortal and his mate was Teddy. Then... I dunno.
Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
- Remus/Lily or Remus/Luna? I'll have to go for the first, 'cause Luna's too young. I like Remus/Sirius, though.
What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
- If Narcissa walked in on Harry and Cedric in bed, she would choke on her dainty lil' cup of tea. At least, that's what I did. Without the tea. I inhaled my throat.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
- Draco/Luna. Uhm... "He is blond. She is blonde. His eyes are grey; hers are silvery. Were they twins? No; they were mates." That's about the best I can come up with.
Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
- Sirius/James? I dunno. Probably, but Lily'd have to go somewhere else.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
- Narcissa/Cedric? I'm sorry, I have to go choke now. *chokes and comes back* Uhh... "When Lucius is gone" ?
What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
- Hermione to de-flower Sirius!? I wouldn't use a plot, I'd use a paper bag! Anyway... "A potion accident makes Hermione think Sirius is her mate!" I got that from one of my favorites, actually... Cat Nip.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
- Narcissa slash? Uhh, no. Actually I'm the only one who reads fanfiction among my friends. But I've NEVER read Narcissa before. Hmm.
Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
- Draco het. I don't, and see above question for the rest.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
- Isn't Bellatrix kinda hard to draw?
Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
- Harry/Hermione/Remus? Uhh, no.
What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
- Luna won't scream. Would she? Uhh, maybe the guy/girl's name, I suppose...
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
- James. Uhh... Eenie Meenie, Justin Bieber. I kinda saw him winking at the chorus. Uhm...
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
- Sirius/Teddy/Cedric? OMG 'this is shotacon in really, REALLY f*cked up proportions so you better be ready for hell. Don't like, don't read, don't flame, don't sue.'
What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
- Luna on Harry? Inspiring from DrarryLover4Ever's answer, it'd be "You think it's neat what I can see in the future? Wait 'til you see my vision when I see you shirtless." And Harry'd be traumatised.
When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
- Remus? I forget.
What is Six's super-secret kink?
- Teddy? I really don't know. Maybe that he likes looking like the guy/girl he's sleeping with?
Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
- Bellatrix would probably shag Lily, but most likely drunk on firewhiskey, pot, crack, and other things. Orrrrrrr maybe not... it's a good idea, actually...
If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
- I sincerely hope Draco won't bed his mother. Really.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
- "Sirius and Lily are in a happy relationship until Lily suddenly runs off with Hermione. Sirius, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night-stand with Bellatrix and a brief, unhappy affair with Cedric, then follows the advice of Remus and finds true love with Draco." It'd be called 'A very f*cked up story where Sirius is bi', and no one will read it. I should definitely NOT write it. Probably a really dedicated and evil Sirius fan, though.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
- If Narcissa/James was canon I'd die laughing and the JKR's plot would be really, really, REALLY, infinitely weird, such that it'd be in the Guiness book of world records under 'craziest plot in the world'.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
Waking Up: ON/OFF - Futatsu No Kodou To Akai Tsumi
First Day At School: Sachi Tainaka - Itoshii Hito E
Falling In Love: Evanescence - Bring Me To Life
Fight Song: Last Alliance - Shissou
Breaking Up: Narcissu - 2nd Side
Prom night: Shunichi Miyamoto - Caged Bird
Life: Hunter x Hunter - Ohayou
Mental Breakdown: Keke Palmer - It's My Turn Now
Driving: Jay Chou - Shuo Hao De Xin Fu Ne
Getting back together: Taylor Swift - Tied Together With A Smile
Wedding: Evanescence - Before The Dawn
Birth of Child: Shakira - Waka Waka (o.o WOOT)
Final Battle: Shikata Akiko - Umineko No Naku Kokoro Ni
Funeral Song: Coco Lee & Christina Aguilera - Reflection
Final Credits: Rihanna - Disturbia
-More proof that my life is gonna be... *ed.
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