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Welcome to my little corner of FanFiction! I hope you read and enjoy my stories! You should also vote on my poll. It only takes like five seconds!
If I had to choose one of my stories for everyone to read and the other ones would just be ignored, I'd choose "Elevator Trouble" because I find it my favorite work. I find it to be the funniest thing I've written so far. And yes I know that sounds conceited :P
Here's the link for Temari's Maid of Honor dress from Not So Troublesome:
OK so everyone else seems to have a rant about one thing or any other on their profile so I decided that I get one too. My rant is about people who write romance FanFics for Sakura and Sasuke. I just don't get it, he is a crazy ass bastard!! He left the village to kill his brother and then when he does, he goes off and cries about it, then his "anger" moves on to the next easy target!! He just doesn't know who to hate. Why do some people like him so much?? It makes absolutely no sense to me! And then people go and put him with Sakura!! I get the fact that she was "in love" with him when she was younger but that's just it!! WHEN SHE WAS YOUNGER!! Like 12 or 13, now that she is older and wiser, she doesn't!! Twelve and thirteen year-olds don't what really love is, regardless if this is an anime! Is anyone caught up on the manga? Well if you aren't then I will fill you in: she just tried to kill him!! That should show people that she doesn't love "Sasuke-kun" anymore. I'm not saying that you should support Sakura and Gaara but at least people should give up on her with Sasuke. Let him be alone or something. We don't need the bajillion fanfics with them as the main couple. I understand if it's AU. Well that's the end for my rant, well except to say that there is only one story on my favorites list that has them as the main couple but they end up broken up and it was a one shot so I liked it!! Oh, and just to further my point that people are stupid over this couple, i will show you a message I recieved after some read my story and got pissed because they didn't like my minor couple of choice:
From: Cheryblosom-chan (yup, spelled that way exactly)
Ok,i read your * story about gaara marring sakura. my friend takes a HUGE offence to that! and shikamaru NOT marring temari??!?!?! no! not * kol! you need to get the stick out of your ,you mother * moron! why in the hell do you think that shikamaru WOULDNT marry temari?!?!?! and FYI YOU * HOLE, sakura-chan takes FULL * offence to the whole gaara/sakura marrage. NOT GONNA HAPPEN *! i hope you know that I, Temari, will personaly creame you if I EVER see your mother-* skanky *.
~Temari Nara and Sakura Uchiha
First of all: You're stupid. This is my fanfic and I can have whatever I want to happen. I really don't care if your friend takes offence to anything I wirte. If they dont like it then they don't have to read it. Second: the story is in the beginning stages right now so you don't even know what is going to happen, I was planning on having them get married by the end. Why are you being so rude??? Are you that bored that you have to send hate mail to someone you don't even know and threaten them? I support Teamri and Shikamaru 100%!!!! So just let me write my story.
Pretty pathetic, huh? These two are crazy. This is copied word-for-word. Then by the end of our conversation they try to make it out like I'm the bad guy. The person must have some serious mental problems because she tended to refer to herself as the actual Sakura. Pretty sad if you ask me.
Just to let everyone out there know I am a strong Gaara/Sakura supporter!! So if you have a Gaara Sakura story, I would be happy to check it out as long as it's not just being dragged out or too filled with drama.
Has anyone ever heard of Eddie Rath?? If you haven't you should go look him up!! He raps songs about Naruto!! He is amazing. If you have heard of him before then you should pm me and tell me which of his songs you like best, mine is Uchiha and I am currently listening to it!!
I currently have well over 30 ideas but have only started working about three or so out, so it'll more than likely be a while before I post anything new. I plan to not post chapter stories until I have the whole thing at least written. I'm not the best at posting things in a timely manner.
I love to read!! It's my favorite thing to do in my spare time!! You can usually find me with a book in my hands when I am not with friends or doing homework, or on FanFiction which is still reading!
I also love making online friends!! Send me a message if you want to talk to me!! Don't feel shy to do this, I have recently done this and now I'm friends with the person and we talk on a semi-daily bases!!
My online friends are:
A.Fire.in.the.Attic (My internet BFF)
if you are on this list and don't think of yourself as my friend, then message me and i will take it off with no hard feelings.
Real life friends:
bluechupathingy (a very close friend! she owns my soul because she introduced me to this wonderful site! thank you sooo much my wonderful orphan!! lol)
Sky Blossom (my Spanish partner!!)
they don't all have stories but there they are!! my friends, i have other real life friends on this site but I can't remeber their pennames at the moment! lol
Random things about me:
1. i don't do anything illegal, besides speeding like crazy.
2. I am a calm person but if you make me mad I have a hard time getting over things
3. My favorite color is Red
4. I have lots of pets
5. My parents are not together
6. most of my friends don't have parents together
7. I don't like horror movies
8. I like Super Hero movies like Spiderman and Superman and other Marvel comicbook heros
the animes i like/watch:
naruto, most of the First series and then about 75% of shippuden
inuyasha (i am sooooooooo happy they finally started coming out with new episodes!! here is the link if this is new info to you:enjoy!!) I've watched the whole series
Fruits basket, completed!
devil may cry, first three episodes
fullmetal alchemist, all of it but not all of the brotherhood only like the forty or so episodes
ah! my goddess, all of it
h2o foot prints in the sand (sad ending, has anyone else ever watched this?? i'm kind of confused on somethings),
kaze no stigma, all of it
d n angel, around episode 6 or 7
avatar the last air bender, all of it !
code lyoko (i dont care if this isn't a real anime i like it anyways), all of it
black cat, first 5 or 6 episodes
buso renkin, up to episode 2
death note, around 8 but i really didn't like it that much
chobits, all of it
mermaid forest, episode 3 or 4
romeo and juilet, all of it
bleach, I'm not really watching it in any sort of order. I just watch it when it's on tv or I want to see the anime version of what I've read in the manga
ranma 1/2, just the first episode
tsubasa episode 7
Kekkaishi on episode 17
Nana, epsiode 32? I can't remember, though I do know that hachi makes me very frustrated.
and others that i cant think of right now!!
Naruto, completely up to date
Bleach, up to date
Honey Hunt, up to volume 6
Buso Renkin, stopped at six or seven
Tail of the Moon, finised it and loved it!
Full Metal Alchemist, finished
D N Angel, middle of volume 8
Yurara, all of it
Rasetsu first 7
Hyper Rune, beginning of first
After School Nightmare, finished
Kekkaishi, done with 19
Princess Ai, up to date, sorta. XP
Sand Chronicles, finished
High School Debut, done
Ranma 1/2, read the first one and I have to many other things going on to read the rest just yet
Beauty Pop, finished!!
Her Majesty's Dog, 6
Rosario + Vampire, finished with season 1 and first 2 of season 2
My Heavenly Hocky Club, through 5
Girl Got Game, finshed
Wild Ones, just the first two volumes
Shinobi Life, up to date with whats on the internet sorta
Monkey High 5
Yu Yu Hakusho, Finished!
Peach Girl, up to 5 on Change of Heart but not so much for the other part
Me and My Brothers, finished
Crimson Hero, finished 14
Vampire Knight, up to 10
Meru Puri, from the author of Vampire Knight, finished
Wanted, all of it
Backstage Prince, finished
Black Bird, 6
Kare First Love, first 5
Shaman King, first two
Prince of Tennis, first one
Fruits Basket, I finished the entire series and i cried during the flashbacks of Tohru's mom and dad!! so sad
Love Hina, first two
Special A, finished
Mars, all of it
Orphen, first six
Xxxholic, about 19 or so
soooo many others but i can't think of them, if you have read any of these then send me a pm and we can talk about it, i love talking to people!! And these manga are in no order what so ever, just whatever ones i remember
Sakura X Gaara (favorite!!)
Sakura X Kiba
Sakura X Itachi
Hinata X Naruto
Ino X Kiba
Ino X Choji
Ino X Sai
Ino X Kankuro (strange yet fascinating)
Tenten X Neji
Temari X Shikamaru
Temari X Kiba (only if Sakura is with Gaara, sorry Shikamaru)
Inuyasha X Kagome
Miroku X Sango
Sesshomaru X Kagura
Koga X Ayame
Kohaku X Rin
Ed X Winry
Riza X Roy
Al X Ming? i can't remember her name
Things i hate:
i hate it when i read on profiles that the person hates the main character of the show/anime. it just doesnt make any sense
i hate liars, i have to deal with them a lot at school
people thinking their life is soo messed up when it's not
people who abandon their friends at the first sign of trouble
Quotes: I got all of these from other profiles in the copy and paste sections and I don't claim that any of these are mine, I just like them
"I'm not crazy. I'm psychotic. There's a difference."
"There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over."
"My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time."
"Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today."
"Don't get mad; get sadistic."
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
"Common sense is the enemy of comedy."
"Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART."
"My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog thinks I am."
"Knowledge is power; power is the root of all-evil. Therefore studying is evil."
"I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!"
"You know what?! Earth sucks, I’m going home."
"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity."
"If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window...I will laugh."
"your a great friend but if the zombies come I'm tripping you."
"Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma?"
"What is this 'kindness' you speak of?"
"Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking."
“Do you love me because I am beautiful? Or am I beautiful because you love me?"
“They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.”
“I’m not brooding, I’m attempting to create an aura of leave me alone. Obviously it isn’t working. Now go away before something horrible happens to you.”
"You seem so strong but just because your eyes don't mist doesn't mean your heart doesn't cry and just because you came out strong, doesn't mean there's nothing wrong." (Fate of War by Little Falcon)
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
copy and paste stuff:
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, reader ninja, Reckoning in Death, Winter-War, Anime Freak456
~N E J I T E N T E N 4 L Y F~
Yes, I'm a massive supporter of NEJITENTEN4LYF! So many people bash Tenten to bits in Fanfiction and AMV'S , it hurts me.we seriously need to change the rules! Past this onto your profile, we need to get AT LEAST 100 signatures so we can show some people that there are fans of NejiXTenten out there! Rachie4294, Serenity Silence, Namida, TotalWeaponFan1010, animefancutie11, Sweet-Tooth15151515, EmBrAsInG-DaRkNeSS, Merciless Ruby, DemonicAngel08,Kunoichi-of-the-Leaf, Kyarorain-Chan, Anime Freak456
If you are a GAARA fanatic copy this into your profile.
If you or your best friend are insane, copy this into your profile.
Weids is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy this into your profile.
If you think Sasuke is gay and should have the nickname 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude' copy this into your profile while laughing your head off.
Copy this into your profile if you're a procrastination addict. (i should be working on homework as i type this!)
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile.
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.
Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed a door that clearly said PULL, copy this into your profile.
If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile
95 of kids are concerned about being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 who aren't copy this into your profile and add your name to this list: AnimeKittlyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamomo, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The gypsy-Pirate Queen, xGabriellaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetOverMonorecillex, Smartest Girl In The Wrold, 'rEd RoSe-StArFiRe-RoSeFiRe', Zwerqschnauzer, 'Dark-Independent-Girl-101', Drama Queen Girl, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Bloodied Sand, Tristen1497,crimson.tears.i.shed, Anime Freak456
95 of the world's population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said "Stop breathing." if you are one of the 5 who whould be laughing your ass of, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you are aware so many people these days pretend to be something they're not, copy this into your profile.
If you think it is an accomplishment to be a virgin in high school and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If you like copying and pasting things to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile!
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile
A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and Paste if your a Ninja!
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever thrown something at your television when you saw a character you despised, whether it be a piece of popcorn, a fork, or a chair, copy and paste this to your signature.
Paste this in your profile if you're one of the many teenagers that never smoked
Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio
How do you know when you're obsessed with Naruto?
1. You dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree
2. You can spit out a quote from any character at any given time
3. You loudly declare homework 'Troublesome'
4. You tell your teacher that your career aspiration is to become Hokage
5. You constantly yell 'Believe It!' whenever you can
6. You glue yourself to fanfiction
7. You read every chapter as soon as it comes out
8. When you get mad you angrily tell your family that the only ties to them you have are the ones you'd like to wrap around their necks
9. You recognize that quote and laugh about using it
10. You randomly cosplay as your favorite character
11. You tell your teacher that once you graduate their class you'll join the ANBU
12. When you're nervous, you tap your fingertips together
13. Your main method of annoying little siblings is to loudly yell 'Byakugan' and start poking them with two fingers
14. You copy someone and declare that it's your Kekkai Genkai
15. You try to crush annoying people by clenching your fist and saying 'Sand Coffin'
16. You start twitching every time some one says 'Youthful'
17. You plot out alternate endings to Naruto in your spare time
18. You know every detail about your favorite character
19. When you talk to your friends, you talk about Naruto
20. You declare loudly that you hate brats
21. When someone tries to eat the last chip, you flip out on them and yell 'Mine!' before snatching it and eating it
22. You are always late and try to give lame excuses
23. You electrocute yourself then yell 'Chidori' as you pass out
24. You call your test a Chunin Exam
25. You tell your parents that it is their fate to let you slack off in school since it is your fate to fail
26. You lick your lips while trying to make your tongue seem longer
27. You declare yourself an avenger and spike your hair but only in the back
28. You call the group that you hang out with the Akatsuki
29. You doodle the Leaf Symbol every where
30. You are still reading this, laughing and nodding
Don't cure the addiction! :)
Sakura: Do I ever cross your mind?
THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!
1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Gaara, Sakura, Naruto, Hinata, Itachi, Kiba... the list could go on and on
2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? GaaSaku, SakuIta, KibaSaku,
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? ummm i dont like yuri (notice i left out something about hentai or yaio)
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Nope sorry
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: most of the shippuden books, posters, and pics and 2 shirts and a head band, and a Kakashi Plushie! Be jealous :P
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Shikamaru, we are both pretty lazy
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina but i like both
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuNaru i dont really like either but sakura belongs with gaara or kiba or even itachi, even though he's dead
9. Which team is your favorite? Sand Siblings or team Kurenai (Kiba and Gaara, Ohhhh yeaaaah!)
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)? nope
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? of course!! its kinda obvious now
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? itachi
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? AnTi-SaSuKe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? no. i hav seen most of the orignal and most of shippuden i have stopped at 131
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? of course
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? probably
17. Sub or dub? umm i dunno. Either or, doesn't really matter to me
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro-Sakura!!
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny!
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? of course Tobi’s a good boy!!
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ummm, how ‘bouT “OR?” he's not really a nerd or sexy or a beast and i wouldn't say he's ugly presay
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Deidara
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awesome ‘cuz of his Taijutsu
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Gaara!! how you say? for a lot of reasons (like his love for Sakura)
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? duh!! i read them the most and all of my stories are so far
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? seven!! three or four more have been started
27. Do you like lemons? maybe...
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? only Naruto for my mom but my dad doesnt pay attention. he doesn't care
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? yeah but i didn't find them as funny as like yu yu hakusho abridged
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? i LOVE them!!
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? kinda
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? no
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' no the teachers i have would never say that
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? not really
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Nope
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? no... ;)
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? NO!!
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery? I Do Not Draw
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? no! he looks creepy and i don't think he's sexy to begin with
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? nope, well kinda. read Not So Troublesome for more info on that
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? maybe...
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