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Hello! My name is sk8tergal76. I am obsessed with CATS. I love to read and write, but I'm not very good at writing. I love Drama, but I'm sadly not taking any classes now. My school doesn't have it, but the high school does, so I'm happy. The only problem is that gym was taken out of my schedule... How dare they do that to me?! Oh, well, life goes on. I prefer reading fics than writing them, so I probably won't have that many stories on here, but you never know. I must warn you about something, however. I am a CATS freak, which I know I already said, but almost everything I ever talk about is CATS, so I'm just letting you know now.
Favorite CATS Characters:
Least Favorite CATS Characters:
Rum Tum Tugger
Favorite CATS Pairing:
Alonzo/Jemima (I also argue with myself about Jem/Cori but Lonzy usually wins)
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If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy & paste this into your profile. (CATS all the way, baby!)
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile.
If you have ever suppressed the urge to yell "MACAVITY!!" in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever argued with the computer screen, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Mr Mistoffelees and Victoria are MATES and not siblings, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, then copy this onto your profile, or else that little world will be destroyed by Fanfiction!
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you like to read the "copy this into your profile" stuff for no reason, copy this in your profile!
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile if you feel the same.
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Stupidity killed the cat, Curiousity was framed. if you think this is somewhat funny copy and paste it.
If you're a person who eats ice-cream on a cold winter day copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you could own a library with every book you have ever wanted to read and or liked/loved (and often dream about it), copy and paste this on to your profile and add yourname to the list Italiangurlinmessedupworld, the epitome of randomness, Holly Marie Fowl,Stefanlover12, -I-Luv-Tugsy, musicgal3, Misterfleas, Fantasia-the-Crazy, Mistosingsmore,r1y2r3e4s, Jelinzer, rumpelurina, sk8tergal76
If you would rather see a Broadway show than go to an amusement park, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie/book and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy this into your profile.
To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana
6. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
7. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
8. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
9. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
10. Sing Along At The Opera.
11. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
12. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
13. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
14. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
15. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
16. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.
It's Called ... THERAPY
14 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart
1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf
2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.
3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price
4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"
5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"
6-start a fish stick fight
7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"
8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"
9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do
10-attempt to fly off a high shelf
11-throw confetti on random people walking into the store
12-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line
13-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section
14-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile
95% of teens would panic if Edward Cullen was on a 250 foot building about to jump. Copy this if you are one of the 5% who brought popcorn, a chair, and shouted "DO A FLIP!
95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would shout "Jump idiots!!"
CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats (The Musical) is awesome, copy this to your profile.
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 52/100 apply to me. More than half… Great. COPY AND PASTE TO YOUR PROFILE!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have purchased tickets to a movie, and walked into the wrong theatre.
50. Have gotten hit by your crush while trying to ask them out on a date.
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test.
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
For every girl with a broken heart, there is a boy with a glue gun
If you have dreams in which you're inserted into one of your video games, post this in your profile.
85 percent of the people who read Harry Potter think Luna Lovegood is crazy. If you are a part of the 15 percent that thinks she rules, copy this into your profile
Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,
who calls you back when you hang up on him,
who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.
Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,
who keeps your picture in his wallet,
who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,
who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,
who thinks your beautiful without makeup,
one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,
THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!
If you constantly need a new bookshelf in your room, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice, Demyx-Axel-2362, Volixia669, sk8tergal76
try not to cry on this one:
A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.
Guy: then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now please slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
(She gives him a big hug)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If it amazes you how many times you think about a movie or musical, copy and paste this on your profile.
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr / Mrs
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this
If you were killed today, I'm sorry I wouldn't be able to come to
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM "When you get to be my age, you'll
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
If your Math/Science/History, Spanish, or other school related notebook is filled with random notes about your characters, story ideas, stories or actual fragments of said stories, copy this to you profile.
If you have ever bawled over your favorite character dying in a movie or book, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think Star Wars is better than Star Trek, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think it's funny to watch your friend do somthing stupid, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think it's stupid that girls are associated with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.
If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
If you can't walk up or down stairs without looking at them, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are anti-social sometimes, copy this into your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway, copy and paste this is your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you don't care when people make fun of you, but when someone makes fun of your friends you automatically think of numerous, painful ways to kill them, copy and paste.
Candy is good for you. Why? Bouncing off walls is good exercise.
like there’s nobody watching
like you’ll never get hurt
like there’s nobody listening
like it’s heaven on earth
When I count my blessings, I count you twice
When a boy calls you hot, he's looking at your body
This first thing is a really funny conversation that two of my friends had when we were walking around in the middle of the summer.
"How can you wear pants in this weather without drying up to a crisp?"
"You mean shorts?"
"No, I mean pants."
"No, pants. As in shorts, but pants! PANTS!!!!"
This is a time when a bunch of us girls were taking a hike. One girl kept on falling, so I tried to give her some advice.
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine."
"What you need to do is watch the ground very carefully. I'm doing that, but even I- WAAAAAAAHHH!!"
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