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Author has written 1 story for Death Note. Gender: Female Age: between 12 and 16 blehhh lets skip on all the boring detail and actually get started Favorite Pairings: Matt/Mello L/Mello Light/Mello Sasori/Deidara Itachi/Deidara Hidan/Deidara Axel/Roxas Takuma Ichijou/Shiki Senri etc. Pairings I despised: Sasori/Sakura (THAT BITCH KILLED HIM!!!) Sasuke/Sakura (Sakura should be left alone!!!) Sasuke/Naruto Itachi/Sasuke (They're BROTHERS!!!! ...that's just plain wrong and sick) etc. Message me and tell me what you think before I post it, okays? Thank you. Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome. Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try. First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct. Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it! 1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column. 2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want. 3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex. 4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots. 5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!) 6. Finally, make a wish. And now the key for the game... 1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game. 2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love. 3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out. 4. You care most about the person you put in 4. 5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well. 6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star. 7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3. 8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7. 9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind. 10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true... If you don't it will become the opposite. Here are 10 things the characters from InuYasha, FMA, and Death Note would never say: 1. L- Sugar makes me sick. 2. Ed- If I was any shorter, I bet I'd have set a record! 3. Al- Take my head off and you get a portable trash can! 4. Light- Being Kira is totally boring. 5. InuYasha- I LOVE my brother. 6. Shippo- I hate my life. 7. Missa- I hate Light. 8. L- I am a sugar-obsessed freak. 9. Ed- I LOVE MILK! 10. Al- I hate Ed. My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! 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If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmeme, AkatsukiReverie,EmoLollipop, Deidara-Kun-Fangirl, KillerLiger3000, moonlit fang, chibi kyuu-chan, Ragnorokrising, MangaFreak15, DragonsRuleYourDreams12, Mikaela-Keehl MOTHER-IN-LAW: A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?" A good friend helps you find your prince. 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XP The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! 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This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore 2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know 3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does? 4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding. 5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin' 6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory... 7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you? 8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on? 9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another... 10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain. 11. Dammit, Steve! You're the father of my baby! You know what? I'm-- AAAAHHH!! OH GOD, I'M HAVING THE BABY!! DAMN YOU, STEVE!! IF I'M GONNA HAVE THIS BABY NOW, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL THIS PAIN WITH ME!! Oh shit... is the intercom actually on? 12. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school... -I'm the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. -If a stranger offers you a ride, only go with him if he has candy. -BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom. -Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS Be nice to losers. one day they might be cool! - There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. - Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. - I'm not crazy- I'm psychotic . . . There's a difference! - There's nothing that can't be fixed with: duct tape, chocolate, or by running it over. - My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you all at the same time. - Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if you die today - Don't get mad; get sadistic. 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If you cry I will cry and if you jump out a window...I will laugh. - your a great friend but if the zombies come I'm tripping you. - Why don't you slip into something more comfortable; like a coma? - What is this 'kindness' you speak of? - Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking. - Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? - You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. - Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. - The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - He who laughs last didn't get it. - When there's a will, I want to be in it. -Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. -The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. - When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. - Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. Being weird is like being normal, only better!! I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me!! Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright. Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over. One day, will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car.' ' I am not crazy! U know what! The voices don't like u anymore!' Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask directions. It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn. I hate it when the voices and my imaginary friends fight. The trouble with life is there's no background music Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Stupid kills, unfortunately not fast enough. They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room? ' The only thing standing between me and total happiness is reality.' My night in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman. At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote. I was about to conquer the world but then I got distracted by something shiny They laugh because we're losers...We laugh because they just figured it out. Weather Forecast for tonight: dark Doctors say I have multiple personalities. We disagree with that. 'Everyday I think people can't get any stupider. Everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.' Don't follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls. "You're not drunk until you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the Earth." 'When my mother is mad... she doesn't glare daggers, oh no... she glares pitch-forks!' To every guy... To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait ...This one bulletin is for you... Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore... And because of this, there are not many left out there... quotes: -I want to be remembered as the girl who always smiles even when her heart was broken...And the girl who could brighten up your day even if she couldn't brighten her own... -I ran into my ex the other day…then I hit reverse and hit him again - A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." -'You big softy...-laughs-...or should I say little softy' -'(Their name). I can't except this.I value our friendship, and all we've been through... But I'm not interested in you that way.' -sweat drop- 'You fool, I'm not giving my stone to you!' -'How 'bout I gently shove my foot down your throut?' -'Get in, shut up and HOLD ON!' -'Bitch, it's raining, Gimme you're umbrella. 'Hey, guys... I was just sitting in this car, not speeding at all!... You're just pointing those guns at me to look cool, right? Wanna light up a cig with me? I promise I won't--' numerous gunhots. "See that guys? Smoking Kills -'Gimme a break. Since when are the Japanese allowed to carry such big guns? You got me. I'm connected to Miss Takada's kidnapper. I betcha gotta lot of quetions for me. You wouldn't shoot--'-- last words of Matt, AKA Mail Jeevas. May he and Mello rest in peace. -'Once again you didn't use your brain! -'Here's another curse. May all your bacon burn.' -'Nerd violence...' -'The family jewels have not been stolen' -'IT'S THE CAFFINE TALKING, I SWEAR!' -'I am the wind...one day, I shall be free!' -Kagura -'Will you bear my children?' -Miroku -'oh shit your going to try and cheer me up aren't you?' -'My brain is like lightning, one BRILLIANT flash and its gone' -last night, as I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the fuck is my ceiling?" -When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing -To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. -The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true. -If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? -Lincoln's Gettysburg address had 266 words, The Ten Commandments has 296 words. The U.S. Department of Agriculture setting the price of cabbage has 15,296 words. -If I won't be myself, who will? -We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police -Eat right, exercise, die anyway. -If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. -I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth -A nuclear war can ruin your whole day -In theory, everything works. -Do unto others before they do unto to you -Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? -Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now -When life gives you lemons:1.Find an annoying little kid with a paper cut. 2. Make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it. 3.Then Destiny breaks your juicer and Fate steals your sugar... -I am not a humanitarian. I am a hell-raiser -Everyone is entitled to my opinion -Your chances of getting struck by lightning go up if you stand under a tree, shake your fist at the sky, and yell, "Storms suck!" -Heck is the place for people who don't belive in Gosh. -I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. -Procrastinate NOW! -The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. -I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car -Don't laugh at me cuz I'm wierd, for I laugh at you cuz you're normal. -If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation -They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? -Sarcasm is one more service we offer -Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. -I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. -Don't take life too seriously; no on gets out alive. -I will temporarily rule the world, forever. -Your ridiculus little opinion has been noted. -Life is a tragedy for those who feel and a comedy for those who think. -Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. -Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. -I'm the kind of person who lauqhs at a joke 3 times: -Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door. -Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you they don’t laugh. -Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door when nuts. -When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. Deep ones (Seriously) You know you live in 2007 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. A friend trys to help you when you get hurt, a true friends sits there laughing their ass off saying, 'Dude, you're an idiot!' A friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be there next to you saying "damn that was fun!" A friend will tell you when your wrong, a true friend will wait for you to screw up so they can laugh in your face. A friend will encourage your choices in life, a true friend will write them down for black mail. A friend will help you study for a test, a true friend will help you procrastinate studing for a test. A friend will tell you not to destroy something, a true friend will help you, then deny any help when you are caught. If you believe Itachi has secret laughing fits when no one is watching, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile YOUR GUY SIDE: YOUR GIRL SIDE: So apparently I'm more of a guy [ well that's...sad | |||||||
1. Number One » reviewsWe will be number 1. No one will stop us. Not even Matt.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-18-11 - Published: 6-23-10 - Matt & Mello
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