The Story About Me, Or, Writing In Third Person Is Fun.

One day, @@@@ was at his friend's house, and he looked at Fanfiction.net for whatever reason, and saw the TUC bit. He went on and read a story. It was cool. He wasn't active much on Fanfic for a while, though he once posted a story he wrote in and/or for school (though it was also for fun). More recently, however, @@@@ has become TOTALLY FREAKING OBSESSED with Fanfic (specifically TUC), and has gone through the entire TUC archive and has read pretty much EVERY TUC FANFIC EVER WRITTEN that is either one-shot, decently finished, or finished. Meaning he hasn't read any of that "ooh, story idea *gets one chapter in and runs out of ideas and abandons fanfic*!" crap. Because that is a waste of his time, and it will also make him want more of a good fanfic, which obviously isn't good if said fanfic is never to be finished. He is mainly just TOTALLY FREAKING OBSESSED with The Underland Chronicles in general. He is strongly Gluxa, and does not enjoy fanfic where Gregor and Luxa have had a falling out, though if it all turns out well in the end, he is okay with that. He also enjoys THG fanfic. He has read all the finished Time Quartet fanfic, he believes. On an unrelated note, he enjoys video games, (MINECRAFT TERRARIA) reading (duh), math, and doing stuff on his computer. He has typed down a couple of pages from CoC for his fanfic Unthinkable, which he refuses to publish, as it has one original line. Or so. He has gotten very close (to publishing it, that is). He has published the beginnings of a D&D fanfic, although it almost went on Fictionpress.com because he couldn't find the D&D category anywhere. He believes that the moderators of Fanfiction.net should really make a Video Games section separate from other Games, like D&D. Oh well. @@@@ doesn't want to tell you his name, though he will inform you that, of course, he is male, and roughly 14 (going on 15). Maybe @@@@ will reveal his name in time. He'll give you this clue: it starts with a [J]. That really doesn't give many options... Oh well. @@@@ believes that this blurb is getting rather long, and is now rambling (an unfortunate habit of his), and so this page will now progress onto quotes stolen from (he believes) AllyJackson's, author of Reading the Underland Chronicles, profile page. He likes these quotes.

[Ah, the glories of quotes from other authors profile pages...]

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."

"I didn't trip! I was testing gravity...it still works."

[Ah, the glories of quotes from other authors profile pages...]

Oh, and one more quote, from Dead Chick Walking's Blood Sweat and Fear:

"All of the others are in agreement on one thing. They all want to find Sunday's child and beat the shit out of him for being so damn perfect. Run, Howard, run."

So... Funny...

And now, for the list of @@@@'s favorite TUC fanfic authors. (It is up to you to decide if these are in any particular order.)

1. roughdiamond5

2. Dead Chick Walking

3. Collier World

4. Ares Is Awesome

5. AllyJackson

Sincerely,

Flapjack97.

P.S. - Also, I am sometimes Journcy / The Journcy / Journcyman / Journcyman12