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| AlwaysInADream |
Author has written 19 stories for Harry Potter, Kingdom of Loathing, World Ends With You, Clerks, Team Fortress 2, Dwarf Fortress, Façade, and Puyo Puyo. Oh, hi there fanfiction readers. And writers too, I guess. Like you (well, most of you), I'm here to write fiction of the fan variety. Not much else to say. You want to contact me? Tumblr. I have some other ways too, but that's the one I'm on most often. (also messages on this site cos you know we do have those) When life gives you lemons, make something less ubiquitous than mere lemonade. Saucerors could make philters of phorce, Disco Bandits could make calles de miel or fuzzbumps, and anyone with access to Nash Crosby's Still can make kiwus, which are another subject entirely. And if all that fails, you can just make lemon meringue pie. But man, everyone makes lemonade. Currently working on: Nothing. ... sorry | |||||
1. Titles, and why I'm terrible at them » reviewsJust kidding, I don't talk about titles. An OC goes through the Reapers' Game. At least one canon character shows up as well. Who knows what's going on, really? There may be spoilers, for a given definition of "spoilers".World Ends With You - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-1-12 - Published: 1-27-12 - Shiki M.2. Never mention that fruit in my presence reviewsPeople need to understand, statements like 'How long until there is trip/melon mpreg fanfiction' are like CHALLENGES to me.Façade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-31-12 - Trip - Complete3. Falling down all these interhouse friendships reviewsAn OC competition submission. Kate, a Hufflepuff, is friends with both Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, and somehow manages not to go insane from it. In fact, one gets the impression she LIKES being friends with two people who hate each other like that.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-13-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G.4. Maybe time travel isn't SO badA Narcissa/Tom mentor fic with an AFGNCAAP for a narrator. Because... i can? No actual connection to my other time-travel fic.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 875 - Published: 7-25-11 - Narcissa M. & Tom R. Jr.5. This is illegal, you knowA mysterious employer hires two unconnected people to break into a vault and steal a box. Well, they were supposed to be unconnected. More than they were, that is.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Published: 7-19-11 - Fred W. & Blaise Z.6. Cruciatus cuts both ways reviewsThey say unrequited love makes you crazy. They have no idea what they're talking about. Bellatrix was crazy before she was in love. ... Admittedly, the love didn't help. It was Voldemort, after all.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-12-11 - Bellatrix L. & Voldemort - Complete7. Potions help reviewsColin isn't satisfied with just barely Acceptable for his Potions grade. For extra credit, he invents a new potion, with Hermione's help. It works as intended, but...Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-5-11 - Hermione G. & Colin C.8. This is why everyone hates time travel reviewsThe Dark Lord falls for Severus Snape. Again.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-28-11 - Severus S. & Tom R. Jr. - Complete9. A missed opportunity reviewsA strange thing happened between Severus Snape and the Dark Lord towards the end of year 6. It could have tipped the balance, yet nobody thought to take advantage of it.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-25-11 - Severus S. & Voldemort - Complete10. Shag, Marry, Kill: The Game: The Challenge:The Fic reviewsFred and George make a bet, Hermione stays up late, Cedric is mysterious, and Katie Bell shows up at the end for a few lines. Both slash and het romances appear in this fic, though no femslash. I'll work all three into the same fic one day.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-2-11 - George W. & Cedric D. - Complete11. A Bookworm Writes Letters To Dead People reviewsAwfully descriptive title I've got there. Maybe that should have been the summary, and the title should have been something "clever" like a song lyric.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-14-11 - Hermione G. - Complete12. Praise the miners! reviewsAn uneventful few days in a Dwarf Fortress ends with the news that the miners have struck "cotton candy".Dwarf Fortress - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-24-1113. Feli summons Painis Cupcake reviewsThis can't end well.Crossover - Team Fortress 2 & Puyo Puyo - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-1-11 - Feli14. A day at Quick Stop reviewsBasically I wrote this for the lulz. People who actually enjoy Clerks may want to stay away. People who like awful fanfic, however...Clerks - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-11-10 - Jay & Silent Bob - Complete15. You can't keep them, they're evil reviewsWeird evil junk always happens on the 31st, doesn't it? Scorpius/Rose and male OC/Lily L. Yeah, this would be a next-gen fic. Its real genre would be best described as "A bunch of stuff happens, some of which is funny, scary, or romantic."Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,776 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-31-10 - Scorpius M. & OC - Complete16. Slaps for Orphans reviews"I slapped Harry because I'm worth it." That was the prompt, and much fun was had making sense out of it.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-11-10 - Harry P. - Complete17. Sines of a bored mind reviewsYou like crack pairings? This is a crack pairing, distilled to its purest essence of "they're together because the author wants them to be". You think I'm exaggerating.Crossover - World Ends With You & Puyo Puyo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-12-10 - Sho M. & Ringo A.18. A Haiku Story » reviewsNovelization / fic of Kingdom of Loathing / written in haikuKingdom of Loathing - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-12-10 - Published: 6-8-10 - Adventurer19. Project 42A » reviewsPotterfic writers gets their fondest wish granted. If you guessed "to become a self-insert", well, it was pretty obvious, wasn't it? The catch is... not worth mentioning, as they just ignore it. Then things go wrong. Not for the writers, though.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 10-27-09 - Published: 10-26-09
