Hello
Call me death, my little lovelies ;) Frankly, I'm a little high-strung, super crazy and a terrible writer. I'm poor at updating and a complete fanatic of all things anime/manga related. A lost cause. Sometimes eccentric. Loaded with crude jokes and bad grammar. However, just because I'm terrible at writing doesn't mean I won't try, and try as I do, I do fail-- but I enjoy writing my stories immensely.

I love all my supporters and even people who take the time to give me some supportive critisism. I am well-aware of my amateurish skills and delight to find people who like to help me improve. Or people that think I'm fine and love me just the way I terribly, am :)

Stories: Last Updated 7.25.12

The new Chapter for Lusting After Her has been posted and I thank everyone who has reviewed over the past few months or so for encouraging me to update. Your all very helpful for my inspiration, my motivation and whatever fuel I need to get going. Thank you all and I hope to be fully recharged soon to give you another update. Especially when Lusting After Her is so very close to it's ending, I know this is a crucial time for you all who dilligently follow my story in hopes of seeing a bit of smut, a bit of goofy, alot of crazy and a total of ME. I am all of those combined, really. ;D

I think I Forgot you will be temporarily discontinued to lack of motivation and..ideas really HOWEVER, I am thinking of continuing it soon after I get over my Pride and Prejudice phase O_O . I am so into Darcy/Elizabeth that I have regency dreams. Not to mention my first-person shooter games have really got me in a rut.

My short stories collection are only updated when I have a great story that absolutey needs to be written down. If you have any ideas, please message me or write it in a review. I can bring your story to fruition if you feel inclined to do so.

To all GaaSaku haters:

Don't hate.

Gaara is major OWNAGE and so is Sasuke but you don't see me kiling him. No Gaara flames please. If it's under SasuSaku, you'll get SasuSaku! =.=

Although..My next story just might be GaaSaku O.O

hee hee...

I love ItaSaku,SasuSaku,NaruSaku,GaaSaku, NejiSaku...Sakura just seemes yo go with every hot guy you can find O.O

Right? She does! Even Shino would be okay with her...

I wonder how they would be in a relationship when he's so obsessed with bugs . . .

XD

I just noticed I am perverted.

Seriously. Does SasuSaku bring out the perve in people or what? XD

My Stupidest and Randomest Quotes Ever.

" If your not living on the edge, your taking up too much space!"

" When your broke, don't cry. Rob the bank, go to jail and THEN cry."

" If you die from being a hobbo, tell god to blame the government."

" Don't look at the stars if you can't afford too."

" I knew I was in Love, but I never knew I was hopelessly in love."

" Only idiots will attain happiness. Cause everyones too smart for that. XD"

" It's not about him being perfect but him being perfect for you."

" A man is as faithful as his options. =.= -Chris Rock."

" It doesn't have to hurt you if it never touches your heart."

" Is it just me or am I aweosme?"

" FUCK YOU HATERZ."

" I meant I hate your guts, not your mother."

" I knew you sucked when you told me you hate me. XD"

" I AM RANDOM."

" COOKIES."

" I have a life. Barely, but it's still there."

" You hate me? Well I like you more than ever."

" When the world ends, we begin."

" Crap. My dad wants to meet you."

"It doesn't matter how long it took, but how much it was worth in the end."

"Love's a whore. It wants alot."

"I've been looking for the stars when I should've looked at the moon."

" When your heart breaks, remember to get another one. "

"Always listen to your mom."

"When the sun stops shining, be the light and nurture the world."

"Marry rich, die young and your good to go."

" Hey..You know what's funny? You just may have put a baby in me." Trust me. No one wants to hear that if their the one who did it. XD That's why it's one of my favourites.

Now I have to go and do something and waste your time by inconviencing you with long long lines of useless writing that will lead you no where in life besides allowing you to use the one word in your vocabulary that needs to be taken out regularly.

Wheee...

HAHA...

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:

If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:

Pink Crescent Moon,
Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry
Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover,
Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26,
Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan,
Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai, Ebil Chameleon, you.broke.a.promise, kattylin, Hinatakura,
Sakuranata, hinoru14, SassySaku,CommitedToKiba.Angels Deathwish

If you're Canadian and damn proud copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! 3DG girl, CommitedToKiba,

Check this out...

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'