| Angels Deathwish |
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto. Name: Angels Deathwish but you may call me Cookieluver cause I'm cool that way. Age: Is but a number. Nationality: Asian. Hobbies: Isn't it obvious? Plotting diablolical plans for various SasuSaku schemes while balancing my school-work. Note: I am not a heavy procrastranater so don't worry about updates later on. Why do I bother doing a profile anywayz? Cause I'm considerate to all you readers out there who don't know better. To all flamers: Hi. >> And that is all folks. Now that that's over with and I escaped without any followers, I will rest and then start on a new story about Sasuke and his loves for dogs. O.O Just kidding. It's about Sakura... and that's all you all will get. That's right. I am hardcore cruel. Stories: Lusting After Her Chapter 11 is out! My mid-terms are amost done! Socials is the last one. I think I Forgot you will be temporarily discontinued to lack of motivation and..ideas really =.= My short stories collection are only updated when I have a great story that absolutey needs to be written down. To all GaaSaku haters: Don't hate. Gaara is major OWNAGE and so is Sasuke but you don't see me kiling him. No Gaara flames please. If it's under SasuSaku, you'll get SasuSaku! =.= Although..My next story just might be GaaSaku O.O hee hee... I love ItaSaku,SasuSaku,NaruSaku,GaaSaku, NejiSaku...Sakura just seemes yo go with every hot guy you can find O.O Right? She does! Even Shino would be okay with her... I wonder how they would be in a relationship, phsically...? XD I just noticed I am perverted. Seriously. Does SasuSaku bring out the perve in people or what? XD Mangas I have read: Shugo Chara: I have the hots for Ikuto. Too bad he's too hot to stay with Amu-chan T-T She needs to grow some boobs too... XD JK HE can wait. TadasexAmu is so cute that...I fonf it difficult to think of their relationship...sexually. O.o Not possible to me. HoneyxHoney Drops: Okay, it's real intense and has absoultely NO PURPOSE IN PLOT, butttt...it's full of some yummy fluff. Ending sucked though. I forgot the characters names. O.O Oh well. Inuyasha: I have not read it all cause well I'm so busy and junk and I love cookies and I'm busy but mostly cause I'm lazy. =.= InuxKag makes me feel fuzzy. O.O Is that weird? The One: I just read the rape scene and...yea. IT JUST GOT BETTER. LMAO XD jk but thats was some pretty nice action I saw there. I wonder if he got it in...you couldn't really see, just her leg and his crotch lodged in between. Man I am a perve. XD LexYin: Yea...once again. Rape scene...yup. Pretty much still not over it. O.O Do You Want To Try?: Is full of meh faves, love triangles and fuckin MORE love triangles. XD Oh YEA. ...Uh. I forgot the characters names cause theres to much for my brains capacity to comprehend. And that's my very lame, yet totally working, excuse. There are more butttt... I'm Lazy. And I forgot. TWO very good descriptions of meh My Stupidest and Randomest Quotes Ever.~ " If your not living on the edge, your taking up too much space!" " When your broke, don't cry. Rob the bank, go to jail and THEN cry." " If you die from being a hobbo, tell god to blame the government." " Don't look at the stars if you can't afford too." " I knew I was in Love, but I never knew I was hopelessly in love." " Only idiots will attain happiness. Cause everyones too smart for that. XD" " It's not about him being perfect but him being perfect for you." " A man is as faithful as his options. =.= -Chris Rock." " It doesn't have to hurt you if it never touches your heart." " Is it just me or am I aweosme?" " FUCK YOU HATERZ." " I meant I hate your guts, not your mother." " I knew you sucked when you told me you hate me. XD" " I AM RANDOM." " COOKIES." " I have a life. Barely, but it's still there." Now I have to go and do something and waste your time by inconviencing you with long long lines of useless writing that will lead you no where in life besides allowing you to use the one word in your vocabulary that needs to be taken out regularly. SCREW YOU. Bai. | |||||||
1. Hopeless » reviewsA series of sad stories all revolving around Sasuke and Sakura.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,702 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-29-09 - Published: 10-24-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.2. Lusting After Her » reviewsH.S has been suffering financial issues for years after Sakura's fathers debts.Sakura uses U.S to get back to the top. In exchange? One night with the devil himself.Will she refuse?Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,295 - Reviews: 131 - Updated: 11-24-09 - Published: 10-24-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.3. Winning Over You reviewsIt was her who initiated the game and who was he to deny a girl a proper challenge? Perhaps he could get something worth it in return...ItaSakuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-18-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.4. I Think I Forgot You » reviewsSakura Haruno was content with her life, nothing was out've place and nothing went wrong. Sure a piece of her memory was gone through emotional distress but she never cared. Until that memory came back as Uchiha Sasuke, did she truly wonder...Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,863 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-23-09 - Published: 10-20-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.