Sheriff Truman: Lucy, you'd better bring Agent Dale Cooper up to date.

Lucy: Leo Johnson was shot, Jacques Renault was strangled, the mill burned, Shelley and Pete got smoke inhalation, Catherine and Josie are missing, Nadine is in a coma from taking sleeping pills.

Cooper: How long have I been gone?

Truman: Six hours.

Hi. I like to write a lot of fantasy fanfiction. Like Labyrinth, Lord of the Rings, Alice in Wonderland, Wizard of Oz, and much more.

Mi ideal job would be either an author, or a writer of screenplays for movies. My dream would be to write a story and have it become a movie.

Obsessions: I am OBSESSED with the show True Blood, mostly because of Eric Northman, played by Alexander Skarsgard. He is my favourite actor, and I gotta say, my ideal man. My other obsession, is David Bowie. because I have no religion, i often refer to him as my God, while joking. The last obsession I shall write about, is of my favourite movie, The Rocky Horror Picture Show. that is my FAVOURITE movie. It is completely awesome, and Tim Curry is, i gotta say, very attractive.

Fave Movies: The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Zoolander, Labyrinth, A Clockwork Orange, The Princess Bride, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Star Wars, Star Trek, Batman, Edward Scissorhands, and The Nightmare Before Christmas.

Fave TV Shows: My all time favourite show is Twin Peaks, I watched it with my parents a few years ago, they bought the whole series, and I fell in love. I fell in love with Kyle Maclachlan. He plays Dale Cooper, the show is soo weird and mysterious, and so open to many options of what all the magical stuff is. My other faves are: True Blood, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, Lost, Heroes, Veronica Mars, Dead Like Me, Desperate Housewives, Gossip Girl, The Office, Seinfeld.

MY IDOLS:

Alexander Skarsgard

Ron Perlman

David Bowie

Sting

Kyle Maclachlan

Quentin Tarantino

David Lynch

Stephen King

V.C. Andrews

Michelle Pfeiffer

Rachel McAdams

Zachary Quinto

Joss Whedon

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Heath Ledger

Jake Gyllenhaal

Sarah (my wonderful cousin)

I plan to have many stories on this account, so please review as much as possible because I really need criticism!!

"Two penguins were walking across an iceberg. One penguin turned to the second penguin and said, "You look like you're wearing a tuxedo." And the second penguin said,"...Maybe I am."