Sage Dans Les Lys
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since: 10-19-09, id: 2120124, Profile Updated: 03-08-13
country: USA
Author has written 56 stories for Inuyasha, Ninja Turtles, Naruto, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Young Justice, Bleach, Thor, Fairy Tail, Transformers/Beast Wars, Pandora Hearts, Criminal Minds, X-Men: Misfits, Night School, NCIS, Soul Eater, Peter Pan, Karakuridôji Ultimo/機巧童子ULTIMO, Cat Paradise/学園創世猫天!, Outsiders, RG Veda, D.Gray-Man, Xiaolin Showdown, RE:Play, Giver, Supernatural, Rise of the Guardians, Eyeshield 21, Fullmetal Alchemist, G. I. Joe, and Trinity Blood.

Name-Classified

Pen Name- French for "wise one in the lilies". Formally named Blood Butterflies and then Blood Blood Reject.

Age- Somewhere between 3 and 100

Gender- Female

Eyes- Blue that is commonly thought of as black because of natural big pupils.

Hair- Short, dirty blonde with some red in it that is seen in the sunlight. All natural.

Height- 5'7. My mom only barely has an inch on me.

Weight- Classified

Sports- Swimming (only sport that doesn't get me new scratches and bruises)

Writing Status- Alive

Summery- I enjoy reading, writing, sleeping, listening to music and drawing. I can't spell really well. Reviews are always welcome. Also, I have a somewhat unhealthy addiction to crime shows. I'm on deviantart, going by the username of angelgirlartist. I'm going to make this clear now to those who actually read profiles and my stories- I don't own anything unless I mention in an AN that I have an OC in the story or a song/poem that I wrote in there.

Personally note about my writing style: I mostly do one shots and I like stories that get into a character's head and life and takes a deeper look into it.

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Most girls don't get a great guy because they thinks a guy needs a rip body, lots of money,etc. Well, that is bull. If you dont know why, then you are a complete moron. Here is a poem yo you girls. Guys, if you agree with this do it under as 'I'm Sorry'. Girls, if you got GUTS to type this, do it under 'Girls Don't Realize'. I got this off of SakuraBloosom24's account.

Girls Don't Realize

I'm Sorry
that I brought you roses to tell you that I liked you

I'm Sorry
that I was raised with respect and not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm Sorry
that my body is not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants

I'm Sorry
that I opened your car door and pulled out your chair like I was raised

I'm Sorry
that I'm not "cute" enough to be your guy

I'm Sorry
that I am actually nice,not a jerk

I'm Sorry
I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things

I'm Sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm Sorry
I would rather make love to you than just screw you like some random guy

I'm Sorry
that I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date

I'm Sorry
that I always held your hair back when you threw up and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm Sorry
that I'm there to pick you up at 4 A.M. when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,but not good enough to listen to when I need a friend

I'm Sorry
if I'm not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm Sorry
if I don't answer my phone any more when you call, to hear you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm Sorry
that you can't realize ... I've been the one all along

I'm Sorry
if you read this and know somebody like this but don't care

But most of all...

I'm Sorry
for not being sorry any more

I'm Sorry
that you can't accept me for who I am

I'm Sorry
that I can never do anything right and nothing I do is good enough to make it into your world

I'm Sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for

I'm Sorry
that I told you I loved you and actually meant it

I'm Sorry
that I talked to you for 9 hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family

I'm Sorry
that I cared

I'm Sorry
that I listened to you at night talking about how you could have done something different

I'm Sorry
that I wrote this and didn't feel anything

I'm Sorry
that I'm moving on to someone who does cares about me

Me and my friend,StephansPrisoner4Life!, added the last two statements from the bottom of her hijinked,locked up heart that is now found in Stephan's pocket, if found please return to ME! (My friend added that line,not me)

Isn't it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a mini with a t shirt that barely cover anything?

Isn't it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone? are you laughing?

Isn't it funny a emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity?

ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts?

I'm not laughing.

ITS SO FUNNY that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting.

ISN'T IT FUNNY that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart.

HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OF LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS? KEEP ON LAUGHING!

Isn't it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE!

BRAVE ISN'T GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING!

BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND!

BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WORLD AROUND YOU IS SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES. ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT!

ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET. ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS!

BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMORROW ISN'T A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE ITS ANOTHER DAY OF COMPLAINING AND DODGING RUMORS! KEEP ON LAUGHING.

If you agree put this on your profile and advise others to do the same

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight though the painful,tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with the society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what the world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Please re-post this if you believe hating gays is wrong.

Gay marriage

1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't re-post it?

Re-post this if you truly believe in God (I believe there is a God, just a FYI)

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

Read this please;

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly, "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this, 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me." I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?" ''OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'''I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'''My mommy loves white roses.'A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

My faith:Jesus

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him master...

He had no degree ,yet they called him teacher...

He had no medicine , yet they call him healer..

He had no army , yet the kings feared him..

He won no military battles , yet he conquered the world ...

He committed no crime , yet they crucified him...

He was buried in a tomb , yet he lives today ...

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us ...

If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his son

then copy and paste this into your profile

If you ignore him in the holy Bible he says

"If you deny me before man , i will deny you before my Father in heaven"

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line(HAH! Copy this into your profile if you find this funny)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Make your mother proud, dont smoke pot or stop breathing because Abrocrombie and Fitch tell you its not cool to breath.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. /Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Re post this

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Do you have a map? Because I am lost in your eyes.
Woman: I have map of my eyes. And it leads straight off a cliff. Use it, PLEASE.

I went to a party, Mom,
I remembered what you said.
You told me not to drink, Mom,
So I drank soda instead.
I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight.
As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet.
I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.
As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom...
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.
I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.
He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.
Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.
The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.
Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave.
Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you,
you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?

None of that sissy crap. Are you tired of those 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of truths to our friendship.

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the hell away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. When you are told "well you deserve better" by others, I will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"

This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

Who calls you back when you hang up on him,

Who’ll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forehead,

Who keeps your picture in his wallet,

Who wants to show you off to the world even when you’re in sweatpants,

Who holds your hand in front of all his friends,

Who thinks you’re beautiful without makeup,

One who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THAT’S HER!

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I started to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

(This is very sad, please and post this You better for others may read and feel the same as us)

Little Green Eyed Girl, By Salaphina

Little green eyed girl sits on the sidewalk

Staring at the markings written with chalk

Her soul so young and unknowingly tainted

She thinks back to when her mother fainted

After her father had viciously struck out at her

As the little girls vision became a watery blur

Her eyes filled to the brim with salty tears

She heard her dad call out for more beers

In her too young heart she felt too old pains

Hatred welled and flowed through her veins

Why did her mother not leave this place?

Instead of trying to hide the bruises on her face

She stood as she heard another fight break out

She walked past the room in which she heard a shout

She went slowly to the closet where it was kept

These thoughts before through her mind had swept

She went back to the room that held the horrid man

To help her mother she would do what she can

Bang! Bang!

REAL FRIEND TEST !
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens
your refrigerator and helps himself (and doesn't feel even the least bit
weird shutting your 'beer/Pepsi drawer' with her foot!)

A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders
soggy from your tears..

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend
has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real
friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after they've gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real
friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could
blackmail you with it.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend
expects to always be there for you!

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.

--Unknown.

CHILD ABUSE IS SICK AND WRONG. PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY.

IF YOU'RE AGAINST IT, COPY AND PASTE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE!!

51 Things to Do At Wal-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day.

4. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them around')

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit, then arrange them into erotic poses. (be creative with the gift-wrap tubes used in point 6).

9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in house ware," and see what happens.

11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.

12. Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long."etc. See if they play along. Insist on calling them 'Bob', and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necessary).

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"

15. When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal. (Note- if you don't actually own a car and walked to the store, attempt the above by substituting car keys with your house keys).

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.

17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

18. Ask if you can test some super-glue before buying it, then walk around the store gluing random items to other items/customers/staff. For added fun: See how many cashiers you can glue to each-other before any of them notice.

19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers’ items. If the cashier protests, kill them.

20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return them and when they say you didn't buy them there say "The customer is always right dammit!!" Make a scene.

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Pompon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Bat cave."

26. Climb things.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. Once you have mastered this, progress to "boobs".

29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling "Red Rover."

31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples). Do a vague hand-mime of what a 'Shnerple' looks like to assist them.

32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.

33. Take bets on the battle from above.

34. Test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics on all the live animals in Pet-Care.

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies."

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: Marco Polo.

43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's using an alternative alphabet of your choosing.

45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.

46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart, such as 'A Large Cucumber and a Tub of Vaseline'.

47. Relax in the patio furniture drinking beer until you get kicked out.

48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to your knees and scream, "No, no, it’s those voices again."

49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

51. Randomly jump into people's shopping carts asking "Will you be my mommy?"

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, powderedsugar, Black Wolf-Dog, Fluff's Lady, night flame miko, Blood Butterflies

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, rainbowstrike, Otters rule the world,Aka Aurora, LilyGirl101, Sage Dans Les Lys

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name ‘Chicken Butt Hair Dude’, copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you’re one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile (Never gonna…)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet/foot, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned about being popular and fitting in. If you’re part of the five who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. LilyGirl101, Sage Dans Les Lys

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever been called weird and taken that as a complement, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve ever copied something from someone else’s profile, copy this onto your profile!

If you are against discrimination of any sort, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both…copy and paste this into your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Writer’s Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’re obsessed with fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’re one of those people that gets excited with just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’re anti-social sometimes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and past this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin’ Trix, copy this into your profile

Friends

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say ‘RUN FREAK RUN!’

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin “THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME”

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried…just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, “My bad…here’s a tissue.”

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story…

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME.”

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will confort you when the guy rejects you

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say ‘its because your gay isn’t it?’

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappp!

Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair

She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Heaven won’t take me and hell’s afraid I’ll take over
Hell was full, so I came back
Life ends but revenge is forever
I’d be good if I could, but I can’t so I won’t
People have hope because they cannot see death standing behind them

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it , moodiful819, thecrazyfatguy, CheshireMax, Lover Of Animes, xxTwisted Dark Dreamsxx, SakuraBlossom24, Sage Dans Les Lys

"living is the day worth dying for"-Captain Barbosa (Geoffery Rush) ((Pirates of the Carribean 3- At World's End))

This has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever read:

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

"Forgetting doesn't make it better, it just makes it hurt again when I remember"

"Life is a rollar coaster, and I'm not strapped in."

When there's a will, I want to be in it.

They laugh because we're losers...
We laugh because they just figured it out.

"Behind every bitch is a guy who made her that way." Anonymous

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." Anonymous

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as uniquie, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you laugh at the stupidest things, copy and past this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever attempted to high-five someone and missed completely, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against racism COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are addicted to Fanfiction, copy this.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Empress Caroline of Tamaran, monkyluvr, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster,EwanLuvr4Ever, xXJedi Knight BlazeXx, Unknown Variable, Blood Butterfilre

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're." If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you think that over 70 percent of the American population doesn't give a flip about responsibility and it drives you INSANE, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you, post this on profile.

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, put this in your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

What to Do During an Exam...

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country!" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Darn this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ie. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)

15. Show up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the Phantom of the Opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Act spazzy.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a Superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". Rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scantron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-dress.

44. Use invisible ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.(they have the problem not me, k?)

Akatsukicons!

Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =0_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu --_-- or $_$

FAKE FRIENDS: Have to be reminded not to tell.
REAL FRIENDS: Would willingly go skinny-dipping in a tank of acid before they even consider telling.

FAKE FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk.
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let friends drive drunk alone.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will apologize when you forget lunch money and say that they don't have any left.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "Sucks for you" and finally cave after a few hours and then say "You owe me for this."

FAKE FRIENDS: Will smile and say "Don't worry about me" when they forget their lunch money, even if you didn't offer to pay.
REAL FRIENDS: Will say "I'm starving, now buy me some food."

FAKE FRIENDS: Laugh with you.
REAL FRIENDS: Laugh at you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Laugh at all your jokes.
REAL FRIENDS: Tell you your jokes suck.

FAKE FRIENDS: Congratulate you when you get good grades.
REAL FRIENDS: Say "Jeez, you nerd. If you were in stupid classes like me, we'd see each other more."

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk trash to the person who talks trash about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out

FAKE FRIENDS: Will glare at the guy who dumps you and say "Forget him. You're too good for him."
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the guy's butt and threaten to castrate him with a spork if he comes within five miles of you.

Less than 1 precent of teenagers don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

Great minds can read this!
This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
Paste this to your profile if you can read this!

"Those who stand for nothing fall for anything."

"Courage is what it takes to stand up and be heard. Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen."

girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile...oh yeah!(There is alot of people on this list)

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile!

Ninety-fivepercent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen of Serpents, Luna Dust, SwiftShadow, lildevil425, Lady Threarah, ShojoNoHiSora, Gothic Lust, Sesshoumarucrazy, Black Blood Reject

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

You live life right on the edge - maybe even over it - but with you and your friends you don't fall off.

"Better to die on your feet than live on your knees."

"Heaven didn't want me and Hell thinks I'll take over."

"Never knock on Death's door, ring the doorbell and run away... he hates that."

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how in seven hells you did it."

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
Rita Mae Brown

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl, you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

Sesshomaru remembers a time when he was younger and tried to kill Inuyasha

'Brotherly love' my father called it. I called it 'Unsuccessful murder'

3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

(")_(")
This is Bunny.
Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENISANCE FAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist or a pyromaniac.

THIS IS A TRUE STORY!!

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.-

When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up to you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's butt am I kicking?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
Dont ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

--Requirements--
Post this again after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.

If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
and can't get them out of your head
then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are missing will surprise you.
Repost this as what a kiss means

Try Not to Cry

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

THE 1990's

If you're under the age of 11 or 12...you shouldn't even read this,
and if you do, you should not repost this.

Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid.

It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons.

You're a 90's kid if:

You remember watching:
-Keenan and Kel.
-Doug.
-the amanda show.
-all that.
-Rockos modern Life.

You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"

You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."

You remember:
-fresh prince of bellair
-full house.
-cheers.
-Boy Meets World

You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.

You remember reading "Goosebumps&qu ot;

You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not

When everything was settled by:
-rock paper scissors or
-bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or
-ms. mary mack
-doggy doggy diamond step right out!

When kick ball was a daily activity.

When we used to obey our parents

You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.

You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.

You remember The Original Game Boy.

You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.

You remember watching:
-The Magic School Bus
-Wishbone
-Reading Rainbow
-and Ghostwriter on PBS

You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.

You remember watching:
-the 1st Batman
-Aladdin
-Ninja Turtles
-ghost busters

You remember Ring Pops.

If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"

You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.

Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them.

You played and/or collected "Pogs" :)

You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

One word. . . . . . . .trolls.

Windows 95 was the best.

You watched the original cartoons of
-Rugrats
-Wild Thornberry's
-Power Rangers
-Rocket Power.
-Invader Zim

All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.

You collected those Beanie Babies.

Carebears

Lambchop's song never ended.

Silver dollars, which were cool to have.

Everyone watched the WB.

If you even know what an original walkman is.

You know the Macarena by heart.

"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said

You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.

You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.

Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . .
Before SpongeBob . . .

When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!

Way back.

Before we realized all this would eventually disappear...

It is sad because this is true.

Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.

We interrupt this profile for an important message to one who has passed on. He will be remembered dearly.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.


1. Possession » reviews
All it took was one wrong move to make Fried learn the hard truth- Laxus is a dragon. Fried belongs to him. Forever. Back story to Fried's and Laxus's relationship in 'What's so Special About Me' and 'What I Love About You'.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-26-13 - Published: 3-21-13 - Laxus D. & Freed J.
2. Neverland Family » reviews
Sequel to I'll Stay and Let Down My Hair. A series on one shots concerning Peter Pan, Wendy, and their growing family. *Chapter six ending was inspired by the Twisted Princess Wendy image on DeviantArt. I take no credit for the idea*
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-26-13 - Published: 10-14-12 - Wendy D. & Peter P. - Complete
3. What's so Special About Me reviews
Laxus is curious to why Fried loves him, and asks him. Companion/Sequel to 'What I Love About You'.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-14-13 - Laxus D. & Freed J. - Complete
4. Jack and Jill » reviews
The Overland Frost siblings' thoughts about each other and the day that the lake took Jake away.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 1-31-13 - Published: 1-21-13 - Jack Frost
5. I Need You
"Don't fall Conner, please. Don't think you are weak because you couldn't save them...don't fall into that dark abyss. Please, I need you." Takes place in season two.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Published: 12-11-12 - Conner K./Superboy - Complete
6. Lonely Little Girls » reviews
The empty feelings of the female side of crime fighting. Edit- Chapter 12: Supergirl is Kara Zor-El
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 2,468 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-16-12 - Published: 4-5-12 - Complete
7. Fighting Brothers
Poem about Dean and Sam and the creatures they fight.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Published: 7-14-12 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
8. Bio Poems
Three poems, one for each of the Receiver of Memories-past, present, and future.
Giver - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Published: 5-4-12 - Complete
9. A Violin Song
Izsak finally hears a song that doesn't have to do with a bass. Even better- his lover is playing it.
RE:Play - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Published: 4-12-12 - Izsak - Complete
10. Dragon Nails reviews
Jack was use to seeing Asians doing nails because of his mother, but never did he realize that his evil idol knows hows to do nails too.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-5-12 - Chase & Jack - Complete
11. Poem Collection » reviews
Collection of five short poems for each chapter that have to do something or someone with the Outsiders.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-2-12 - Published: 2-13-12 - Complete
12. She is Mine
The thoughts that were running through Tsubame's head when he had to watch Yumi in volume five.
Cat Paradise/学園創世猫天! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Published: 4-2-12 - Yumi A. & Tsubame A. - Complete
13. The Sound of Something Breaking reviews
"I could only hear the sound of something breaking inside of me, a feeling that I only once really felt before when Mana died. I felt only the freezing of my blood as my mind went blank when realization came. My master was dead. Just like Mana."
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-31-12 - Allen Walker & Cross Marian - Complete
14. Drunken Realizations
kiotsukatanna's gender bender world AU. Tsuyoshi has had a hard day at work and Jin decides to help him relax with some good old alcohol.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Published: 3-25-12 - Tsunade S. & Jiraiya - Complete
15. I Love Her, Does She Love Me?
Kumaraten's thoughts on Kahra.
RG Veda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Published: 2-14-12 - Complete
16. She May Be Insane, But She Still Loves Him reviews
Diana Reid is a tough woman to take care of. I should know since I'm her head nurse. There's only thing that is for sure about her. She loves her son, Spencer Reid.
Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-23-12 - Diana R. & S. Reid - Complete
17. He Stole From Me, So I Will Steal From Him
He stole Tsukumo Isshu, the Fox Spirit Beast,..., and the one person who I can call a "friend", away from me. So I will take his life and dreams away, far from his reach, and watch him fall... Kaen's feelings and thoughts on Tsukumo's death.
Cat Paradise/学園創世猫天! - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Published: 1-16-12 - Kaen & Tsukumoishu - Complete
18. Watching and Waiting reviews
Slow watches and waits for Gauge to wake. Inspired by Karakuridouji Ultimo picture #761691 on zerochan.
Karakuridôji Ultimo/機巧童子ULTIMO - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-11-12 - Slow & Gauge/Gorg/Goge - Complete
19. Hate to Love You » reviews
Kagome's hate for certin football players. In the end,she knows the ulitmate reason why.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 2,527 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 1-9-12 - Published: 12-17-09 - Kagome H. - Complete
20. I'll Stay and Let Down My Hair reviews
First Disney animated movie. Need help with summary. I own the song that is sang in the story.
Peter Pan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-1-12 - Peter P. & Wendy D. - Complete
21. His Second Christmas reviews
Conner took in a deep breath of clean country air as he fixed up his snowman's figure. Sequel to His First Christmas
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-21-11 - Clark K./Superman & Conner K./Superboy - Complete
22. Soulfully Family reviews
A moment in Kid's life with his mother and father. I completely made up Kid's mom, so I own her name and design.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-21-11 - Death The Kid & Lord Death/Shinigami-sama - Complete
23. Symmetrically Sanity reviews
People say I have disorder, They say I'm suffering from an obsession. They're wrong. I need the balance. I need things to be perfect.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 167 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-13-11 - Death The Kid - Complete
24. Birthday Regrets
There are two ways to celebrate a birthday: throw a party or think about the things you couldn't stop in front of the grave of someone you lost. Slight OOC
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Published: 11-10-11 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
25. Dealing with Dragons and Female Mages » reviews
Gajeel and Natsu talk about their relationships. While hiding in a closet. Levy and Lucy talk about their relationships. While looking for their men.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-20-11 - Published: 9-9-11 - Gajeel R. & Natsu D. - Complete
26. Seer's Tears and Rescuer reviews
"Marina…" Mar spun around and came face to face with her "father", her guardian, her teacher. Daemon.
Night School - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,679 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-6-11 - Marina Zaikina & Daemon - Complete
27. When Everything is Falling Apart reviews
Her heart started to break and fall into nothing. Orihime central. Loosely falls Bleach story plot.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-5-11 - Orihime I. - Complete
28. Falling reviews
Kitty has always been falling. Falling down and down and down. Until she comes to the school where she meets a someone like ice but grounds her to the Earth.
X-Men: Misfits - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 384 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-15-11 - Bobby/Iceman & Kitty P. - Complete
29. Mismatch Love reviews
Something I posted on DA than edited it and posted here. Reid and Morgan pairing.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-14-11 - D. Morgan & S. Reid - Complete
30. Hidden Feelings of the Underwater Boy reviews
I love her so badly. Yet I can't even utter a word to her.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-14-11 - Kaldur/Aqualad & Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
31. The Song Only They Can Hear reviews
He could feel her smirk and hear her bark of laughter, "Yes we do." He looked down at her while she looked up at him. "The only memory I managed to keep is the memory of our song. The song only we can hear."
Pandora Hearts - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-14-11 - Complete
32. Protect reviews
Arcee remembers Cliffjumper and Tailgate as her partner. Now she has Jack to add to her spark.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-27-11 - Arcee & Jack D. - Complete
33. Hidden Love Under the Green Hateful Mask reviews
I don't often grow to hate someone, not even when it comes to Jade. Strongly dislike, yes. Hate, no. But when it comes to Aqualad, I finds myself hating him for something he doesn't even know.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-25-11 - Kaldur/Aqualad & Artemis C./Artemis - Complete
34. What I Love About You reviews
When Fried starts to question his worth to Luxus, the lightning mage tells him. T for Luxus lanuage. LuxusxFried
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 7-18-11 - Laxus D. & Freed J. - Complete
35. Why reviews
Lucy's celestial spirits speak out about why they stay with the young mage.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-22-11 - Lucy H. - Complete
36. Ticklish reviews
During one of their kissing session, Thor makes an interesting discovery about Jane's body.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-16-11 - Jane F. & Thor - Complete
37. The Beginning » reviews
Snake Eyes and Kagome's beginning. Prequel to Never Letting Go.
Crossover - Inuyasha & G. I. Joe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-1-11 - Published: 2-27-11 - Kagome H. - Complete
38. Prison to Love reviews
Kagome thinks about the man that she loves, as she stares out he prison window. Can be consider a prequel to Their Kind of Love
Crossover - Inuyasha & Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-27-11 - Kagome H. & Tres I. - Complete
39. Weak reviews
I am the broken doll, the useless one. I am weak.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-1-11 - Orihime I. - Complete
40. Their Kind of Love reviews
A human and a human machine. Their love was strange, Lady Catherina will be the first to admit, but it was their kind of strange love. First ever Kagome and Tres pairing, I think.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Trinity Blood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-28-11 - Kagome H. & Tres I. - Complete
41. Never Letting Go reviews
Kagome ran away and her lover went after her. He is a man who will never let her go. Sigma 6 world.
Crossover - Inuyasha & G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-28-11 - Kagome H. - Complete
42. Nobody reviews
Who am I? Am I somebody or am I nobody? Am I a broken doll or a burning hidden fire? Who am I? What am I?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-28-11 - M. Hinamori - Complete
43. The Monster She Made and He Left reviews
She killed him, creating a monster from a once happy teen girl. Ten years later, that monster is going to let some of the horror that her creater is going to suffer for the rest of her life.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-24-11 - Kagome H. & Kikyou - Complete
44. The Varia Family reviews
Every thinks that the Varia is a group of insane men. But they are only partly true. The Varia is a family; with a father, mother, sons, and a dog. T for Xanxus' and Squalo's launage use.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 450 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-22-10 - Complete
45. His First Christmas reviews
This is going to be his first Christmas that he spent out of a test tube. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-21-10 - Conner K./Superboy - Complete
46. For As Long As We Have To Be Together reviews
They knew that the State or death would tear them apart sooner or later. So, they cherised every moment they had to be together.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-8-10 - Kagome H. & Scar - Complete
47. Truly Happy reviews
Kagome, now married, has found the one man who can truly make her happy. Her husband and linebacker, Shin Seijuro. Sequel to Promise
Crossover - Inuyasha & Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-31-10 - Kagome H. & Shin S. - Complete
48. Scars
"And our scars remind us that the past is real"- Papa Roach 'Scars'
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Published: 10-17-10 - Kagome H. & Kikyou - Complete
49. Indestructible reviews
The blood of monsters for the blood of the man she loved. thanks to black rose97.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-26-10 - Hinata H. & Naruto U. - Complete
50. Chained reviews
She was chained to a dead world with only the company of a gold eye man. A very twisted white and black man.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-24-10 - Kagome H. - Complete
51. Numb reviews
I'm try of being who you want my to be. I have become so numb inside. I can't feel you anymore.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-26-10 - Chrome D. - Complete
52. Once Upon a Dream reviews
A dream is like a lie, that will end sooner or later. And, the truth will be revealed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-6-10 - Hinata H. & Naruto U. - Complete
53. Promise reviews
Kagome comes back home, barely alive, just to find out she has been entered into Ojo. From there, she starts a new life with new friends and a new love. Hint: he is the strongest linebacker in Japan.
Crossover - Inuyasha & Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-27-10 - Kagome H. & Shin S. - Complete
54. Can't reviews
Ever wonder why Tsuna doesn't want to becaome a mafia boss? Because he's a loser? Or, something much more tragic?
Crossover - Inuyasha & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-31-10 - Kagome H. & Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
55. Reflection reviews
Kagome stared into the mirror. What side of her would she see? And, what would she do to get out of this hell.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-21-10 - Kagome H. - Complete
56. He'll Never Notice Me reviews
The idea isn't mine. It belongs to a person on deviantart named RaditzDaughter. She gave me permission to use the idea. Give her the credit,not me. No flames.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-21-10 - Complete