Ryokablade:

There are two of us, "Ryoka" and "Blade", so these fanfics are written by TWO people and we take the same amount of credit.

Manga that we read:Bleach, D. Gray-Man, Naruto, One Piece, Death Note, Zatch Bell, Liar Game, Claymore, Detective Conan, Eyeshield 21

Bleach:

Favorite Bleach pairing: Ichiruki

Most despised Bleach paring: Ichihime

Favorite Zanpakuto (spirit): Hyourinmaru, Sode no Shirayuki, Zangetsu, Kazeshini, Zabimaru, Suzumebachi, Sogyo No Kotowari (KAWAII!! squeals)

Favorite Bleach Captains: Toushiro, Byakuya, Soifon, Ukitake, Unohana

Favorite Bleach Major characters: Ichigo, Rukia, Renji, Yoruichi, Kisuke, Hanatarou

Favorite Bad Guys of Bleach: Gin, Ulquiorra, Senbonzukura spirit (From the Bleach Zanpakuto Strike Back Arc, he's a jerk...a cool jerk...)

Bad Bleach Guys that Gives us Goosebumps: Barragan, Aizen, Muramasa, Yammy, Zommari (pink pumpkin for a resurrection?? Honestly)

We Do Not Like: Orihime after she gets kidnapped, crying and whimpering all the time...KUROSAKI-KUN!! (starts vomiting)

Hilarious Yet Sometimes Disturbing Favorite Characters: Don Kanonji, Rangiku, Keigo, and don't forget the King Of New york...KON-SAMA!!

We Do Not Like: Yaoi or Yuri (please...mercy on our souls...)

Crack Pairings that We Like: UryuXNemu, ByakuyaXSoifon, Sode no ShirayukiXSenbonzakura, Sode no ShirayukiXHyourinmaru

(We blame fanfiction for these pairings, LOL)

Favorite Arcs: The Soul Society Arc, The Zanpakuto Strike Back Arc

We Hope that in the Future of Bleach after the War with Aizen:

-Ichigo becomes Captain of Squad 5

-Rukia gets butt-kicking stonger!!

-Rukia becomes Ichigo's Lieutenant

-Ichiruki becomes obvious

-Orihime BUTTS out

-Uryu gets a girlfriend: considering either Orihime (to get of Ichiruki's way) or Nemu ('cause she's awesome)

-Dark Rukia and Hollow Ichigo will appear more often

-Soifon gets a boyfriend (disturbing SoifonXYoruichi jokes haunts out minds)

-Byakuya pops up randomly to destroy Ichigo when Ichigo and Rukia are having a moment

-Ichigo's friends find out about shinigami

-Ichigo's friends visit the Seireitei and wreak havoc unintentionally

-Everyone's zanpakuto are often seen as human forms

-Sode no Shirayuki slaps Senbonzakura (That's what you get for forcing Byakuya to kill her you jerk. We might change this if things turn out better in the anime. We'll consider. But until then...slap)

Favorite Bleach Quotes/Poems:

"The rain drags the black sun down, but the rain is dried by the white moon" -Tite Kubo

"Thank you...because of you, I think that rain has stopped" -Ichigo Kurosaki to Rukia Kuchiki

"The constant pouring of the sun's mane erases the footprints on thin ice. Do not fear deception, for the world already lies atop deception" -Toushiro Hitsugaya

"Death is not goodbye" -Rukia Kuchiki

"Live to the fullest, Ichigo. Live to the fullest, age to the fullest, go bald to the fullest… and die long after I do. And if possible, die with a smile. " -Isshin Kurosaki

"Ah, Kurosaki, I see you've realized the importance of a cape." -Ishida Uryu

"There we go again, old men and their stupid arguments. What a pain." -Toushirou Hitsugaya

"Those who do not fear the sword they wield have no right to wield a sword at all." -Shuuhei Hisagi

"I swear. Everyone here gets worked up over the most minute details." - Mayuri Kurotsuchi

"That wasn't very nice...I do believe you killed my hat." - Kisuke Urahara

"You might get lucky and die in some corner." -Soifon

"Even if you rise up a thousand times, your side will never achieve victory." -Ulquiorra

"Never admit defeat and ask for a quick death! Die first, then admit defeat! If you are defeated but didn't die, it just means you were lucky! At those times, think about only survival! Survive and think only about the one who failed to kill you!" -Zaraki Kenpachi

"War is not heroic. War is not exhilarating. War is full of despair. It is dark. It is dreadful. It is a thing of sorrow and gloom. That is why people fear war. That is why people choose to avoid it." -Izuru Kira

"You gotta wonder about someone who'd be so dumb as to follow a person crazy as he is! Wait, I think I just insulted myself." -Ganju

"Noooo, there's no way that I, a mere handsome and sexy shopkeeper, could possibly have bankai!" -Kisuke Urahara

"Talking is not communicating." -Ichigo Kurosaki

"They say the mouth is the root of all misfortune" -Rukia Kuchiki

"Ichigo… I hate the rain. Rain falls in this world, too. When your heart is in chaos, this sky becomes clouded. When you are sad, rain falls so terribly easy. Can you understand… the horror of being pelted by rain in this solitary world? If only to stop that rain, I shall lend you any strength. If you trust in me, I will let no rain fall in this world. Ichigo, trust me. You are not fighting alone."
-Zangetsu

"We stand in awe before that which can not be seen... And we respect, with every fiber, that which can not be explained."-Rukia Kuchiki

"If your honor states that you must kill Rukia, then I will crush your honor. Show me your bankai and I will crush it. I will make you regret what you have done, I will make you kneel in front of Rukia and beg for forgiveness." -Ichigo Kurosaki

"Be honored to perish by my banaki." -Byakuya Kuchiki

"If I do not wield by sword, I cannot protect you, if I keep wielding my sword, I cannot embrace you" -Ichigo Kurosaki

"The power in my hand, was gained for HER sake" -Ichigo Kurosaki

"I bark at you, I bare my fangs, I growl at your presence, but the truth is that I afraid to even approach your shadow" -Renji Abarai

"If it rusts, it can never be trusted. If the owner fails to control it, it will cut him. Yes, pride is like a blade." -Zangetsu

"Yes, there is no Fate for us, only those who are swallowed by ignorance and fear, miss a step, and fall into a rapid river called Fate." -Kisuke Urahara

"Those who claim to know love, liken it to ugliness, those who do not know love, liken it to beauty." -Gin Ichimaru

"We are all born dead. The end exists before anything begins...To continue to live is to continue to learn...of death...Therefore, death is the complete understanding of the end. Those who cannot transcend death, will never learn anything...of the end." -Hollow Ichigo

"SPIRITS ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU...BWAHAHAHA!!" -Don Kanonji

"Remeber this well. There are two types of fights. As we have put our lives in battle, we must be able to distinguish between the two.
The fight to protect life, and the fight to protect pride." -Juushiro Ukitake

"Save her? How many of you are there? Seven? Eight?" "Five...and a cat..." -Ichigo Kurosaki to Ikkaku Madarame

"Face Forward, Ichigo. You should be able to hear it now. That which blocks your ears is worthless fear. The enemy is one, you are one. What is there to fear? Cast off your fear! Look forward! Go forward! Never stand still. Retreat and you will age. Hesitate and you will die. Shout...
...My name is..." "ZANGETSU!!" -Zangetsu and Ichigo Kurosaki

"When to fight, you feel nothing but fear. When you attack, you are afraid to kill. When you evade, you are afraid to get hurt. When you protect, you are afraid that she will die. That is why your sword broke so easily. You resolve with nothing but fear. When you protect, it should be I will not let her die! When you evade, it should be I will win! When you attack, it should be I will kill. Don't you see, the resolve to kill you reflecting on my blade?" -Kisuke Urahara

"Do you wish to live? Or do you wish to win?" -Zangetsu

"MATSUMOTO!!" -Toushiro Hitsugaya

"Why does everyone I know, leave without saying goodbye?" -Rangiku Masumoto

"People only have hope, because we cannot see death standing behind us" -Rukia Kuchiki

"Ah, even though our eyes are open, we dream of flying through the sky" -Kukaku Shiba

"We reach out with our hands, to brush away the clouds and pierce the skies, to reach the moon and Mars, but we still can't reach the truth" -Ganju

"We think of a flower on the precipice is beautiful, because our fear makes our feet stop at the edge, instead of stepping out into the sky, like that one flower" -Sosuke Aizen

"Each time we throw away our pride, we get closer to the beast. Every time we kill a heart, we take a step back from the beast" -Kenpachi Zaraki

"All I do, is practicing saying goodbye to you" -Izuru Kira

"That wound that is as deep as the ocean, that bloody murder that is as colorless as death" -Kaien Shiba/Rukia Kuchiki

"There is no meaning in our world. There is no meaning in us, the ones that live in it. Then it is meaningless, for us, who are equally meaningless, to conceive the world in our thoughts, despite knowing that there is no meaning to be found" -Ulquiorra

"That's right, nothing else can change my world" -Ichigo Kurosaki

"The entire world exists for the sake or cornering you" -Shiniji

"Your shadow steathly, leaves behind nothing of where you go, like a poisoned needle, sewing together my footsteps. Your light pliantly, strikes the water tower, like a lightning bolt, that severs my source of life" -Soifon

"Red like blood, white like bone, red like solitude, white like silence, red like the beastly instinct, white like a god's heart, red like throwing hatred, white like a frozen, pained cry. Red like the night's hungry shadow, white shines and red scatters, like sighs that shoot through the moon" -Shihouin Yoruichi

"Dordoni! Dordoni! My name is not Don Panini!! Do I look like a delicious sandwich to you??" -Dordoni to Ichigo

"I ain't such a saint that I can promise to risk my life for strangers. Neither am I scum enough to sit quietly by while people are getting hurt before my eyes." -Ichigo Kurosaki

"I shall light a fire upon the fang that falls short, so that I needn't see that star... so that it shall not tear this throat of mine." -Renji Abarai

"You complain too much! Pushing yourself to your limit is what training is! " -Hiyori Sarugaki

"Your brain must have been constructed horribly wrong..." -Isihia Uryu

"We are all like fireworks. We climb, shine, and always go our separate ways and become further apart. But even if that time comes, let's not disappear like a firework, and continue to shine... forever"-Toushiro Hitsugaya

"I have discarded my left arm, I have discarded my left leg and yet I have not nearly lowered myself to your level."-Byakuya Kuchiki

"What's your relationship with Itsygo?" -Nell

"You're stupid and therefore wrong." -Toushiro Hitsugaya

"We are under attack. But first of all, shall I pour some tea?" -Sosuke Aizen

"Lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu...LU!! Lu-lu-lu-lu-lu...LU!! Lu-lu-lu-lulu...LUCKY!!" -Ikkaku Madarame

"The Kaien Shiba that I knew...the kind hearted Kaien we all loved and respected...would never joke about something like that...How dare you insult him!" "What are you saying Kuchiki? I told you, I am...Kaien..." "DON'T YOU EVER SPEAK THAT NAME AGAIN!" -Rukia Kuchiki to Aaroniero

"Pain and death are the very rewards of battle!!" -Kenpachi Zaraki

"Pachinko ball!" "Shut up!" -Yachiru and Ikkaku

"AHHH!! I-I-I'm sorry!! P-Please don't hurt me!!" -Hanataro Yamada

"Hai, Mayuri-sama" -Nemu Kurotsuchi

"That's right. You had no reason to save her in the first place. Thank you for helping us all this way, but i can't let you hurt her, because I promised Ichigo that I would save Rukia. I know that it would be wrong to make you give your life for someone who you hold a grudge against. But please, take her with you when you escape out the back, and as for him...I'll distract Byakuya Kuchiki. Thank you." -Hanataro Yamada

"If I do not have the power...the power to protect my friends from this wheel of destiny...then at least, give me the strength of a blade, a blade that can shatter fate" -Ichigo Kurosaki

"We will keep walking. We do not know what awaits us. That is why, we shall keep walking. Even though the road may eventually fork. Even though the road may eventaully come to an end." -Renji, Hinamori, Izuru, Hisagi

"Let's get stronger and stronger together!" -Yachiru Kusajishi

"You stupid woman! You throw like a GIRL!!" -Tsubaki to Orihime

"It's easier to crush a dream than realize one, forming a bond is infinitely more difficult than breaking one." -Gin Ichimaru

"This issue doesn’t concern you. Don’t Bother me. Die." - Hitsugaya Toushirou

"Look around Ichigo!! What is the matter with you ? You are a soul reaper! No reason to fight me?? Don't give me that trash!! Admit it! You wish for power and strength!! For whatever reason, I don't care! The only way to gain power is to FIGHT!! Open your eyes and take a look around!! There is no alternative path to take...Fighting in order to gain power and strength, that is the only path that awaits you Ichigo!!" -Kenpachi Zaraki

"Even if everyone loses faith in you, even if the whole world turns agains you, I will stand by your side, because that is the type of man you are in my heart Ichigo!!"-Rukia Kuchiki

"It doesn't matter that I am weak right now, all that matter is that I will become stronger." -Renji Abarai

"You idiot! Memories aren't everything! You can't destroy that bond we share!" -Ichigo to Rukia in Bleach Movie 3: Fade to Black

"Oh, hurry up and finish him off; getting him to grow larger just makes him harder to disect." -Mayuri Kurotsuchi

"Nanao-chan!! Nanao-chan!! Lovely, lovely Nanao-chan!!" -Kyouraku Shunsui

"Bananas provide excellent nutrition..." -Byakuya Kuchiki in the shinigami golden cup

"I lost...how unbeautiful..." -Yumichika

"If you even fail to be born, it is only natural to die." -Mayuri

"It's still to early to believe." -Aizen/Shinji

"People cannot be thought to define beauty, however. Flowers can be thought to define beauty. A person's form resembles a flower, only at the time of defeat, when it is torn to pieces." -Yumichika

"I envy because of the heart. I glutton because of the heart. I covet because of the heart. I am prideful because of the heart. I sloth because of the heart. I rage because of the heart. Because of the heart. I lust for everything about you." -Ulquiorra

"If you give me wings. I will soar for you. Even if this whole land. Sinks down to the water. If you give me a sword. I will fight for you. Even if this whole sky. Shoots through with your light." -Nel

"We are insects. Worms crawling under the unvolatile spite. I lift my head up, higher than the moon...until I can't see you merciful bastards anymore." -Nnoitra

"The King is running. Shaking free of his shadow. The armour rings. Kicking at the bones. Slurping at the flesh. Raising up a combat. Crushing the heart. Treading in alone. Towards the distance." -Grimmjow

"Master, we regard you with the same look that we would give a peacock. This look is edged with something that resembles expectation, adoration and terror that knows no end." -Dordoni

"I just fix it up relentlessly. Though I know it will be chopped off someday. I just wash it relentlessly. Though I know it will be chopped off someday.
But it frightens me. Oh how it frightens me. Because when it is chopped off...That chopped-off hair, will resemble the dead you. Why is it that even though I fix up my hair and nails beautifully...as though they were treasures...just by cutting them away from me...they become something dirty and disgusting? The answer is simple. They are all...nothing less than the figure of my own death." -Curruci

"Yay! Yay! Let's play, let's play!!" -Sogyo no Kotowari

"You humans are always talking about hearts. It's as if you have them in your hand. But my eye sees everything. Nothing can escape it. What it doesn't see doesn't exist. That's how I've always fought. What is a heart? If I rip open your chest, will I find it there? If I crack open your skull, will I find it there?" -Ulquiorra

"Promise me again. You will seal Kisuke Urahara in one of your barriers for a month." -Soifon

"You have lost your battle, and it seems you have even lost your sanity..." "Sanity? Sorry, I don't recall having anything like that." -Tousen and Kenpachi

"You end my life because I cut you, as a shinigami..." -Zommari
"I have rescinded your right to live because you tried to cut my pride with such a dull blade." -Byakuya, about Rukia

"That filthy brat would never survive in Hueco Mundo if he is left to his own devices." -Byakuya, about Ichigo

"Smile, damn it!!" -Kensei to Hisagi (as a child)

"Don't tremble. Don't break your stance. Stay aware of your surroundings. Don't let your guard down for an instant." -Ulquiorra

"Just passing by. No big deal... Well, if you must know, I felt a sudden urge to go to Sunflower Seams, that 24-hour dressmaking shop. There's a branch near here. That's where I was headed at this late hour. I certainly didn't bring this bag with me just so I would have an excuse for suddenly leaving the house because I sensed the spirit energy of a Shinigami, all right?"-Uryu

"Good luck lieutenant Abarai! You're so cool liutenant Abarai! You're so strong lieutenant Abarai! You have funny eyebrows lieutenant Abarai!" -Rukia mocking Renji

"Nee-san!!" -Kon

"I am not fat!! Plumpness is a sign of wealth you peasant!!" -Omaeda

"I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM!!" -Ichigo, Rukia, Orihime, Uryu, Chad

"His best friend is a cat...how pitiful..." -Jinta

"Exacta!" -Findor

"Perfect is no good." -Mayuri

"Never die alone, for their will be no one to pass your heart onto." -Kaien

Bleach Official Book of Souls Poem: The sun that locks the heavens

Bleach Official Animation Book Vibes: The moon that eclipses the night

(ICHIRUKI YAY!!)

D. Gray Man Quotes:

"No matter what happens, I'll keep on moving. Until this life runs out of me, I'll keep on walking," -Allen WAlker

"Oh, don't mind Allen, he's just remembering his dark past" Lavi to Crowley

"Don't underestimate us nerds!" -Science Department

"I hate boredom above anything else." -Daisya Barry

"Huh? What do you mean?" "That is your fate to discover." "KANDA!!" -Kanda and Allen (Kanda giving 'good' tips to destroy Komarin

"Even with a crappy gun, shoot a lot and you're sure to hit something." -Millennium Earl

"Fatso." -Cross Marian (about Earl)

"When you close your eyes and look at the world, what do you see?" -Lenalee Lee

"Worry not, for I am awesome!" -Bak

"You're filthy! Get away from me! I only surround myself with beautiful women!" -Cross Marian

"I eat math for breakfast!" -Debitto

"It's a sword. You've just been stabbed." -Allen Walker

"STTRRIIIKKEE! My type!!" -Lavi

"You octopus! DIE!" -Komui

"He's threatening his comrades?!" -Lero (about Kanda)

"Cleanse the pitiful souls of akuma." -Allen Walker

"...you stupid?" -Marian Cross

"The world he looks at is hell." -Lavi

"When there's something you can't understand no matter how much you think about it, you can't let yourself brood over it forever." -Allen Walker

"Take my life to the skies!" -Kanda

"Y-you think just because you're pretty, you can get away with anything?!" -Emilia

"You really shouldn't look at Lenalee like that..." "Why? Does she have a lover?" "No, a brother." - Reever and Bak

"To the God, who I hate so much." -Lenalee

"Bookman has no need for a heart." -Lavi

"YOU! Search my desk!" -Komui

"Do you always have to sacrifice something in order to protect something else?" -Cross Marian

"That coat isn't meant to be a pillow for the wounded- exorcists wear it!" -Kanda

"What I love, I destroy. I love humans!" -Tyki Mikk

"Why'd you hit me?" "I didn't hit you, I kicked you." -Lavi and Bookman

"Do you want to get whipped?" -Cloud Nyne

"I don't give a crap about the Order" "You may... feel that way... but that's not how we... feel about you" Kanda Yu and Bak Chan

"One shot is what you did for everyone here...and the rest because you messed up my clothes." -Cross Marian

"To believe...is also precious." -Allen Walker

"This is all my fault! I should have been more strict with him!" -Reever

"Who said you could get out of bed..." -Matron

"I'll carry out the orders. Whatever happens, I will." -Kanda

"I soon came to the point where I didn't know whether my smiling face was a lie or not." -Lavi

"Do you like sweets?" -Skin Boric

"He's a antisocial humbug." -Tiedoll (about Kanda)

"No matter how faint our hopes are, even if we don't have anything to rely on, I will never give up." -Allen Walker

"Because I want to smile and say I'm home again." -Lenalee

"I'm a bookman, Allen. This eye of mine enables me to memorize everything on sight." "Awesome. I'll give you a minute to find it." "No way!" -Lavi and Allen

"Let's have the last dance boy." -Tyki Mikk

"This scenario, it almost seems like the whiteface clown chasing down the auguste." "Well then, like a white clown, I shall prevent this unamusing tomfoolery from continuing." -Earl and Allen

"I AM! The guy who has a problem! YAY!" -Komui

"He's a real idiot." -Kanda (about Skin)

"Don't forgive the innocence." -Skin

"Well, it was the eleventh hour and all...when a man's desperate enough, he can do anything." -Cross Marian

"I always hated the way you smiled Allen...but, if I were to put myself in your shoes, I think that I'd do it exactly the same way you did." -Lenalee

"Why the heck were you keeping your hearing aid in your underwear?! That's disgusting!!" -Rikei

"...When everyone comes back, first, I'll say "welcome back" and give everyone a pat on the shoulder. Then I'll hug Lenalee as I tight as I can. As for Allen-kun, I'll make sure there's a ton of food for you to eat. Lavi would probably fall asleep right away, so I'll prepare a blanket for him. Then the older ones would have some wine and make a toast. We'll have a huge party, and then fall asleep. It'll be great. Right about then, even if a little late, Kanda would arrive, and throw a sour look around the room." - Komui

"He won't be played up by anyone. He won't be led astray by anything. He simply places himself in a clear space." (about Kanda)

"Lenalee is getting married." "WAAHH!! MY DEAR SWEET LENALEE!!"- Komui

"Thanks for the sermon exorcist, now have a taste of my power!" -Tyki Mikk

"Tell me, do you know? The Bookmen...why do they exist? Why do humans fail to bring about an end to the war?" "Why ask me? I have no idea." "I'm supposed to be you. All 48th and you, the 49, are a single me. You're the one who's asking." -Lavi and young Lavi

"YOU PERVERT!" -Road (about Kanda)

"IT'S NOT LIKE I'LL DIE IF I DON'T STUDY!!" -Timothy

"Why didn't I kill him?" -Millennium Earl (about Allen)

"If you're going to fall Moyashi, do it yourself!!" -Kanda

"My left hand for the akumas, my right hand for humanity. That's why I decided." -Allen Walker

"To know what other people don't know, that's why I will become a Bookman." -Lavi

"All you workaholics...don't even know how to take a break...no one even listens to the nurses anymore..." -Matron

"Robots don't figure into his love for humanity." -Kanda (about Allen)

"Is this your girl, Allen?" -Cross (about Lou Fa)

"I'M NOT A STALKER!!" -Bak

"Baka Bak." -Fou

"The long morning is finally over." -Komui

"What are you going to do when you return home Allen?" "I'll...eat!" -Lavi and Allen

"You stripped me to my underwear, don't you think there's something between us?" "I've stripped plenty of guys down to their underwear playing poker" Tyki Mikk and Allen Walker

"God wouldn't abandon you this way" "God? I don't care about God" Bak Chan and Allen Walker

"GRAMPS! ARE YOU DEAD!?" "Here comes the idiot...I'm fine. Did my hair get burnt?" "Who cares about your dumb hair?!" "I do." -Lavi and Bookman

Random Quotes:

"I fear not the man who has practiced 10000 kicks once, but the man who has practiced one kick 10000 times" -Bruce Lee

"Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time" -Anonymous

"If you at first don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried" -Anonymous

"Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes" -Anonymous

"It is generally agreed that 'hello' is an appropriate gretting, because if you entered a room and said 'goodbye', it would confuse a lot of people." -Anonymous

"Two things in this world are infinite: the universe and human stupidity, I'm not quite sure about the universe." -Albert Eistein

"If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room" -Anonymous

"If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost" -Anonymous

"Never say 'oops'; always say 'ah, interesting'..." -Anonymous

"A rose by any other name would likely be 'deadly thornbearing assault vegetation'." -Anonymous

"Beware of the letter G, it is the end of everything." -Anonymous

"Flying is no inherently dangerous, crashing is." -Anonymous

"Imagination is the only weapon in the war against reality." -Anonymous

"If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?" -Anonymous

"Fall down 7 times, get up 8." -Japanese proverb

"I use to have a handle on life, then it broke" -Anonymous

"I like long walks, espicially those taken by people who annoy me" -Anonymous

"If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough left over parts to build a second one." -Anonymous

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." -Anonymous

"Is the cup half full, or half empty?" -Proverb

"If someone asks you how old you are, say: in dog years, I'm dead." -Anonymous

"Never go to a doctor whose office plants had died." -Anonymous

"If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously over looked something." -Anonymous

"If genius is 1 percent inspiration and 99 percent perspiration, I wind up sharing elevators with a lot of bright people." -Anonymous

"It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the molecular level, I'm really quite busy." -Anonymous

"The problem with real life is that there is no background music" -Anonymous

"Drive You?? Why would I DRIVE you? It's such a beautiful day outside! What do you think people have feet for?"
"To work the gas pedal..." -Calvin and Hobbes

"Never test the depth of water with both feet." -Anonymous

"You have brains in your head, you have feet in your shoes, you can steer yourself any direction you choose" -Dr. Seuss (Theodore Geisel)

"Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts" -Anonymous

"If you are trash, please hang up. If you are not trash, please leave a message after the beep." -Lamekirby's fanfic: Voicemail (Uquiorra)

"Trash, trash, trash, trash...ooh! Garbage!!" -Garfield

"People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world." -Calvin and Hobbes

"I'm learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life ... Procrastinating and rationalizing." -Calvin and Hobbes

"Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?" -Calvin and Hobbes

"Childhood is short, maturity is forever." -Calvin and Hobbes

"A sin is a boomerang; you throw one out and it comes back smacking you in the face." ~Ryokablade

"CALVIN! Pay attention, we're studying geography...now what sate do we live in?" "Denial!" "...can't argue with that..." -Calvin and Hobbes