Hey people :) :) Welcome to my lovely profile :) :)

Name: M

Favorite TV Shows/Cartoons: Degrassi. iCarly. The Suit Life On Deck. Good Luck Charlie. House of Anubis. Victorious. Digimon. Ben 10: Alien Force. Avatar the Last Airbender. Dragonball. Teen Titans. Justice League. Deltora Quest.

Favorite Books: I have way to many to say but I'll say a few: Deep Down Popular. Just Listen. Waiting for You. The One Left Behind. Virals. etc. etc. etc.

Favorite Colors: BLUE. Gray. Black. Dark Purple. Dark Green. Red. Lime Green.

Bands: Hedley, Lifehouse, The Fray, Nickleback, Green Day, Linkin Park, All American Rejects, One Republic, Daughtry, A Rocket To The Moon, All Time Low, Goo Goo Dolls, The Summer Set, etc. etc. etc.

Anime: D.N. Angel ~ Naruto ~ Dragonball ~ Ghost Hunt ~ Air ~ Spiral ~ Shinzo ~ One Peice ~ Full Metal Alchemist ~ Inuyasha ~ Kodocha

Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In any order) and answer the questions!

1. TenTen
2. Shikamaru
3. Kiba
4. Neji
5. Hinata
6. Sakura
7. Sasuke
8. Naruto
9. Gaara
10. Kakashi
11. Sai
12. Itachi

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
No...but there are actually a lot of those!

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Hell yeah! Neji is totally smexy, even though his hair is girlish.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! Itachi got NARUTO prego!? That is just wrong!!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Um yep! I read a GaaraxSakura fic once! it was good! :) I really like them... if Sasuke doesn't get Sakura either Gaara or Itachi should get her! :)

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Yeah... sorta. They would be okay! I know some people who like them!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Uh... I would have to say Hinata and Gaara cause that would be OK but Kakashi and Hinata? EWWWWW!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Ohmigoose!! Sasuke would run away screaming, "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!" Itachi and Shikamaru!? NO WAY!! XP

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
On a mission Kiba loses his faithful dog, Akamaru along with his teacher and teammates. He feels so alone and depressed. Confused, he looks to Kakashi a man who has dealt with the loss of much and learns that he has to be strong and carry on for them. KibaKakashi Friendship.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
TenTen and Naruto? Probably.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
"Brothers of Betrayal."

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Ohh!! yay!! NejixTenTen.

Neji Hyuga, human ice cube, has never had hormones. What happens when he's stuck at his female teammate, TenTen's, house for a few days? He's feelings for her start to change and he loses control, taking full and total advantage over her.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

No.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Not that I know of.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?
NO!! EWWWWW ShikamaruxNejixHinata?! SOOO WRONG!!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"I WANT TO MARRY THIS BOOK!!"

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Me Against The World - Simple Plan. Cuz of Naruto's past.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Warning: Slight Yuri! Itachi has gotten himself into a pickle. He's with TenTen and Sakura at the same time? When they find out why are they so happy? :/

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Hey, sexy, cloud-watching, genius. Wanna go read some porn while we watch those smexy clouds?

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

I do not understand the emotion that Naruto and Shikamaru are feeling for each other? Are they GAY?

20) How emo is Seven?

Dude!! Its Sasuke!! He as freakin' emo as you can get!! Other then Itachi... its a tie.

Random Conversations That I Have Had:

"I want a PDA." "You want a Public Display of Affection??" "No... Wait What?! No, I want a hand held thing or whatever they are called." "Ohhhh!! That kind of PDA!! Ha I thought you meant... nevermind." -- Me and Alex. LOL Lunch Line. (I am really blond sometimes! >.

"Ha Ha!" "Hehe!! Hogo!" "Hogo?! What!?" "Oh... whoops. I meant hoho! Hogo!! Haha!!" -- Me and Jess. Facebook Chat!! LOL!

"How the hell did you fall of the couch!? Your on the frickin' inside!" "... I dunno. You pushed me!!" "What are you talking about? I never touched you!" "Nu huh!" "Uh huh!" "Nu huh!" "Uh Huh!"

. I stand up. -.- I start to walk away but fall over laughing for no apparent reason. @ 4am. -- Paige and I. Sleepover at my house! :P

"Guess what!?" "Japan is going to blow up Asia because they are stupid and wear yellow-polka-dotted bikinis?!" "...No." "Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!" -- Me and Annie. Dont ask.

"I know who your boyfriend is!!" "Uh... okay?" "His name is..." "...??" " W " "...?" "O" "...!?" "N" "...?" "D" "...?" "E!!" "... is that even a name?" "I dunno." -- Me and my little cousin. -.-

"Paige! Annie!! Lets go!! Stop talking to Evan and lets go to the dance already!" "In a sec.." "Grrr!" "Stop growling. You sound gay or constipated." "...?" "What?! Its true!" "Your retarded." "At least, Im not gay!!" "I CANT BE GAY!! I'm A GIRL!!" "How do we know!?" "... Dont make me show you. -.-" "Okay Okay! I believe you." "... I would love to have a gay guy as my best friend." "Yeah me too... I get Eli!" "Okay... then who do I get?" "Steven." "A prep?" "What? I have a gay hairstylist." "... Okay." "Hey Paige are you still talking to Evan?" "Yeah. Why?" "Tell him he's gay! And BYE!" "Did you just call him gay and bisexual??" "No! I didnt mean it like that! I meant it like goodbye!!" "Haha! Im telling Evan you called him gay and bi!!" "Grrrrrrrr." -- Paige, Annie, and I. LOL I didnt mean to call Evan gay and bi!!

"Shayla!! My horsey cookie is bleeding!!" "Oh no!!" "Maybe it's time of the --" "Hey girls! :)" -- Shayla, Cara, and I... my mom walked into the room when I was about to say something really perverted!! Lol that was a good save!! :P

"Alex and Steven do it allllllll night long." robotic voice "What the fuck?! Where did that come from?!" "Google translate..." "Your retarded." "No. You're retarded." robotic voice "Stop it." "No. You stop it." robotic voice -- Shayla. Me. and Google translate. LOL! That was sooo much fun!! :D

"OMG girlfriend!! That outfit is soo... FABBU!!" "...HAHHAHHAHAHAAH" "What what did I say!? It wasn't that funny!!" -- Me. In L.A. class. Stupid Shayla... she made me do that stupid impression!! my frickin crush was in that class!! UGH! I will get her back one day!!

"Your eating spaghetti for supper?" "Yeah..." "Oh, I barfed up spaghetti once." "..." "I think it was because I had a little to much to drink." "..." "In a heating vent." "...??" -- Me and My Godmother!! LOL!

"Dont you dare touch my kitchen!" "Why? Cant I just get rid of the big table?" "No! It makes a statement! It says: Look at me! I'm a big table, sit at me!" "Yeah, well it makes an even bigger statement saying, "Help me. I was placed here by a big idiot!" -- Paige and Me! She was being mean!! I LIKE MY KITCHEN!!

"Hey, Aj guess what?" "What?" "My ex-boyfriend called Amanda hot! Guess what she said!?" "What??" "Are you on drugs or something!?" "LOL!! HAHAHA!! Thats so Amanda!!" "Yeah!! I KNOW!!" "You guys know that I am right beside you, right?" "Woah!! When did you get there!?" --Aj and Annie talking about me!!

"He got abducted by aliens." "REALLY?!" "No." "AWWWWWWWWWWWWW!! :( :( " -- Paige and I.

"Hey, I heard about this dude that he had to much sex and the doctor told him to stop but he didn't and his balls burst in half!" "Are you serious!?" "Yeah!" "Ewwww!! I am so glad I dont have a penis!!" --Tasha and I. Choir... :P very disturbing.

Quotes:

"Sire, there you are! I've been looking everywhere for you!" - Lawrence

"What a coincidence, I've been trying to avoid you everywhere!" - Naveen

"Sire, there you are! I've been looking everywhere for you!" - Lawrence "What a coincidence, I've been trying to avoid you everywhere!" - Naveen = Princess and the Frog!!

"Dance with me fat man!" - Naveen = Princess and the Frog!!

"You know? For someone who cant see their feet, you are very light on them." - Naveen = Princess and the Frog!

"You have a very strong arm princess. AH! Put down the monkey!" Naveen as a Frog = Princess and the Frog!!

"You okay?" "... I feel like I've been beaten with a stick." "You have been beaten." "Not with a stick!" -- Rosalee(sp?) and Lily = The Secret Life of the Bees

The 16 Things to do at Walmart:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme, with a SuperSoaker in your hand.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pickachu, I chose you!"

ARROWS:

SYMBOLS:

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A,B,Cs:

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SAYINGS:

Isnt It Ironic?
We Ignore Who Adores Us.
Adore Who Ignores Us.
Love Who Hurts Us.
And Hurt Who Loves Us

ɪ looкє∂ υρ αт Tнє ƨтαг§, Aи∂ gαvє тнεм єαCн α гєαsoи у ɪ υ... ɪт ωα§ goɪи gгєαт тɪll ɪ гαи oυт σF ƨтαг§...

guy§ αгє likє ƨтαг§,Tнєгє αгє mɪllɪoиƨ of Tнєm, buт oиly oиє cαи mαkє ur ∂гєαm§ comє Truє...

ɪт'ƨ тɪmє тo movє oи wɪтн my lɪfє...
ɪ'vє goт 2 ƨтop гєα∂ɪиg Tнє ƨαmє ραgє..
&CoиTɪиuє 2 тurи Tнє ραgє§...

ɪ ∂oиT mi§§ u, ɪ mi§§ Tнє ρєгƨoи ɪ Tнougн u wєгє

Sick of crying
Tired of trying
Yes I'm smiling
But inside I'm dying

\_ _ _\_ _love hurts

Iм α cгαzу вαву .●. sєχу lα∂y . . α тoтαl нoттɪє .●. ωɪтн α кɪllєг вo∂y . .вooтy sнαкɪи .●. нєαгт вгєαкɪи . . ρєгfєcт нɪρs .●. glossє∂ lɪρs . . вαиgɪи sтylє .●. sєχy sмɪlє . . мα∂ нoтт .●. иєvєг sтoρ . . lɪl нυииɪ .●. ρlαyвoy вυииɪ . . αиgєl вαby .●. sρoɪlє∂ мαyвє . . sнoгт sкɪгт .●. lυν тυ Flɪгт . . тємρтɪи lɪρs .●. кillα кɪss . . ∂єlɪcɪoυs тнɪgнs .●. Cαи∂ɪ єyєs . . тнɪs ∂α guгl yυυ ∂υи ωαииα мɪs

▄ █ ▄ ▄ ▄ █ █ ▄ ▄ █ ▄
мιη - - - - - - - - - - ● - мαx

► ρlαу ▌▌ραυzє ■ sтσρ

ו˚× ×˚•°× ×°•˚× ×˚•°× ×˚•°× ×
ღYoU gOtTa PrObLeM wIt Me?ღ
ღSoLvE iTღ
ღtHiNk Im TrIpPiN?ღ
ღtIe My ShOeSღ
ღcAnT sTaNd Me?ღ
ღSiT dOwNღ
ღcAnT fAcE mE?ღ
ღtUrN tHa FuCk ArOuNdღ
ו˚× ×˚•°× ×°•˚× ×˚•°× ×˚•°× ×

Tαкє Tнє Gσσ∂ Wιтн Tнє Bα∂, Sмιℓє Wιтн Tнє Sa∂. . Lσνє Wнαт u Gσт,Rємємвєя Wнαт u нα∂. . Aℓωαуѕ Fσяgινє, Bυт Nєνєя Fσяgєт. . Lєαяи Fяσм Ur Mιѕтαкєѕ, Bυт Nєνєя Rєgяєт. . Pєσρℓє Cнαиgє ;

Gσ Wяσиg. . Jυѕт Rємємвєя..Tнαт Lιfє Gσєѕ on ..

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _'
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.

. . . Furbies

You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.

Pictures

Replaced:

Ren Sato ~ Sakura's replacement

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Shizuka Takeda ~ Hinata's replacement

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Natsuko Abe ~ Ino's replacement

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Kiko ~ TenTen's replacement

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Kenji Shimizu ~ Neji's replacement

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Takeshi Matsumoto~ Sasuke's replacement

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Hibiki Wantanabe~ Shikamaru's replacement

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Kohaku Daishi ~ Shino's replacement

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Ryuu Uzumi~ Naruto's replacement

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Shin Hayashi ~ Kiba's replacement

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Yori Kawabata~ Choji's replacement

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Ling Ko~ Lee's replacement

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Yoshirou Nakasato

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Naoki Takano

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Sora Uzumaki

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70 of the world believe that their is nothing supernatural as ghosts that roam the world, post this on your profile if you are one of the 30 that believe in ghosts and add your name to this list, if you have friends on this site- send it to them! Add your story as well if a ghost has ever done anything to you! Now some of you don't believe, I understand if you don't now seeing is believing. I have through my life seen things and felt things and heard things that should stay in the dark. Here is my very first incounter with a spirit. :~Stories of An Ordinary Girl- March 15, 2010 ... When I was little I used to go to my dad's house, after him and my mom got a divorce. I had a bedroom there that was downstairs while my brother had a room in the attic. When I was about 5 or 6 we traded rooms and the first night I was in my new room I couldn't sleep and there was a shadow over me. When I turned to see what it was, there was nothing. That was the first time I felt a huge chill that my body had spasmed due to the temperature change. I swore I saw someone standing behind me but I never slept up there anymore. I hinted to my brother if he had ever felt anything upstairs, but he didn't. Only me. I refused to go to my dad's house for awhile... A year or two later I had gotten a stand up doll and started to go to my dads again and I slept on the couch. I woke up once to see it leaning against the wall, staring at me. I never liked dolls after that.. Now, to this day I always feel a chill go down my spine, like when the temperature drops. I feel it everywhere... when I am in class, at home, walking. Sometimes it is small and sometimes I can't stop spasming for minutes. My friends think I am crazy but they dont understand.

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is sarah I am but three,

My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad,

What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car

My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls

I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more,

I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late

His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door

, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If your life was a musical, what would be your theme song. List below, and make sure you pm me if you can, keep this chain alive!:D

-Stories Of An Ordinary Girl- 'Thinking Out Loud' by Lesley Roy (because of how I am kinda like Naru in Ghost Hunt. I keep everyone out and I am unemotional.. except I actually pretend to be happy.) OR Everything I'm Not by The Veronicas

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(._.)o-copy and paste this to your profile or else the bunny will eat you!!

If you have ever insulted someone so stupid that they didn't get the insult, copy this into your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you are a nerd and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile

If you talk out loud to yourself, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Child Abuse

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"Please God, why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
And the poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrust the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dieing
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
Then quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY." There are millions of less
fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll
have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

-A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting
next to you saying ,"that was totally awesome- lets do it again".

-A good friend will care for you when you hurt, a true friend will be
sitting next to you laughing their butt off at you.

-Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

-If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

-The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the
pessimist fears it is true.

-My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

-I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.

-Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

-In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

-If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only
politicians left.

-Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder
if i'm a goldfish.

-Rules are like paper clips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend,
and easy to twist out of shape.

-A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could
blackmail you with it.

-A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names. A real friend
has their phone numbers in his address book.

-A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens
your refrigerator and helps themselves.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever slapped someone, copy this unto your profile.

Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

Guys should be like lattes - rich, strong, and hot

Friends will always be like "Well, you deserve better." Best friends will be prank calling him in the middle of the night, saying "You will die in seven days."

Boys are like lava lamps... hot... but not very bright.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

I had a pet unicorn named Charlie, but the psychiatrist told me he ran away..,

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk is good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who wont say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing to, just help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile

If you are a girl and your best friend happens to be a guy that is straight, and you believe there is nothing wrong with it copy and paste this to your profile

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you fall, I'll catch you. If you fall again, I'll catch you once more. If you fall for the third time... I will catch you and never let you go.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile but it doesn't take any to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

So many pedestrians, so little time..,

The evening news always starts off by saying Good Evening and then procede to tell you exactly why it isn't.

When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If silence is golden, then why is duct tape silver?

Copy and past this to your profile if you pledge to live your life to the fullest and add your name to the list below-Stories Of An Ordinary Girl

Little Quiz:

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

Life comes around once, so share it with the right person

find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot

who calls you back when you hang up on him

who will stay awake just to watch you sleep

wait for the guy who kisses your forehead

who wants to show you off to the world when your in sweats

who holds your hand in front of his friends

who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you

who turns to his friends and says 'that's her'

I think this one should be titled "when a girl"

when a girl is quiet...millions of things are running through her mind

When a girl is not arguing... she is thinking deeply

when a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions... shes wondering how long you'll be around

when a girl says 'im fine' after a few seconds... she is not at all fine

when a girl stares at you shes wondering why you are lying

when a girl lays on your chest shes wishing for you to be hers forever

when a girl sees you every day she wants to be pampered

when a girl says i love you she means it

when a girl says she misses you no one else can miss you more then that

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (i know i have)

If you think the world would be easier if everyone was on fanfiction.net because--judging from the copy-paste thingys in the profiles--everyone dares to be different and doesn't care what people think, post this in your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted one of these to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some other tall, metal pole that is blatantly obvious copy this into your profile.

If you are bad with serious moments like when your parents or teachers are scolding you and you start to laugh post this to your profile

If you ever thought of an payback plan and started in outburst of evil laughter then post this to your profile

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you actually copied and pasted all of this into you profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these, copy and paste this into your profile.

Favorite Couples :

D.N. Angel ~

Riku & Daisuke (FAVEST. Cutest thing ever.)

Risa & Satoshi (I have a strange obsession with these two...)

Riku & Dark (I love Dark and Riku is my fave.. they are awesome together.)

Emiko & Kosume (I loved the flashback of them :) )

Mio Hio & Takeshi (Am I the only one who thinks this would have been cute?)

Daisuke & Satoshi (It is really awkwardly cute.. xD)

One Piece ~

Nami & Zoro (BEST COUPLE EVER.)

Nami & Luffy (Most realistic.. :P)

Vivi & Sanji (Kinda cute)

Robin & Sanji (...Eh)

Usopp & Kaya (Cuuuuuuuute!)