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Author has written 11 stories for NCIS, Morganville Vampires, Summer of My German Soldier, Glee, Salt, 2010, Mortal Instruments, and Hunger Games.
Hey there I'm DarkestAngel11.
So here's a little bit about me:
Still in school, but can't wait to get out. Writing is my passion and I love the feel of pure creation. (yes, I know Inception reference.)I'm a girl movie addict, that needs to get a life outside of school and should probably figure out what I want to do with the rest of my life."I'll think about that tomorrow." -Gone With the Wind
I couldn't live without: Books, movies,fan fiction, and chocolate
Not much that you really need to know!
Best Movie Quotes:
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." - Gone With the Wind
"You cant fight in here this is a War Room!" - Doctor Strangelove
"What we have here is a failure to communicate." - Cool Hand Luke
" Will I see you tonight?" "I never make plans that far ahead." - Casablanca
"Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, and she walks into mine." - Casablanca
"Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I'm delighted to know that I have no grasp of it whatsoever." - The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
"This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly." "That was Gary Cooper asshole" - Die Hard
" I must be crazy to be in a loony bin like this." - One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
"Did you lose your mind all at once, or was it a slow, gradual process?" - The Fisher King
"Have you had a close encounter?" - Close Encounters of a Third Kind
My favorite quotes:
"I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it." I have no idea
"I love writing. I love the swirl and swing of words as they tangle with human emotions."
"Sing like no ones listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.”- Mark Twain
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away
"My sense of adventure is on the beach with your sanity." Claire Danvers (Rachel Caine's Morganville vampires)
"So how was your summer" - Tony Dinozzo
"Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it." - Anonymous
"Ya Think?!" (Followed by a famous Gibbs slap) - Leroy Jethro Gibbs
"They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people." I have no bloody idea.
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
"And you can't fight the tears that ain't comin, or the moment of truth in your lies, when everything feels like the movies, yeah you bleed just to know your alive." goo goo dolls (Iris)
"Even if your hands are shaking, and your faith is broken, even as the eyes are closing, do it with a heart wide open, Say what you need to Say." John Mayer (Say)
"Sometimes I feel just like I'm Fallen in the ocean, let the waves up take me down, let the Hurrican set in motion now, let the rain of what I feel right now come down." Blue October
"Your not alone, together we stand, I'll be by your side you know I'll take your hand, when it gets cold and it feels like the end, whens there's no place to go you kno I wont give in" Avril Lavigne
The Best Quotes EVER!!
Remember, as far as anyone knows, we're a nice, normal family.
Unless life hands you water and sugar, your lemonades are really going to suck.
Its better to lose a lover than to love a loser.
Her favorite song will say more about her than her mouth ever will.
Even if the voices are not real they have pretty good ideas.
I've had a face-off with a 1,000 pound horse, you don't scare me.
If at first you don't succeed, lion taming is not for you!
I used up all my sick days, so i'm calling in dead instead.
Sarcastic? Me? Of course not. I'm far to ditzy to understand the complexities of mockery.
If my music is too loud, I shouldn't be able to hear you complaining.
DANGER: I haven't had coffee yet.
I'll smile for now, but I’m going to kill you later.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell and RUN. He hates that.
I try to take it one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
My heart stopped beating,
The world will look up and shout, 'save us' and I'll whisper, 'no.'
If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.
Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.
I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.
When in doubt, push random buttons!
Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.
They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.
An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.
Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.
Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God
Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon
It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?
I find "good morning" contradictory
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then?
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.
A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.
There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.
We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Sarcasm is one more service we offer.
Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.
I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.
Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.
It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.
Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.
Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.
Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.
All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.
Where there's a will...I want to be in it.
Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.
The trouble with life, is there's no background music.
Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!
I don't get even, I get odder.
If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!
If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.
In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."
I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.
Suicide Hotline... Please hold.
Sure there have been deaths and injuries in kick-boxing- but none of them serious.
Never let them take you alive!
It's wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago!
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
I do not like the word bomb. It is not a bomb, it is a object exploding.
Solutions are not the answer.
SAFETY FIRST- please put on your seat belt and prepare for an accident (on the back of a taxi)
Never think about the mistakes you made. Instead, think about the mistakes you will make.
I'd kill for a Noble Peace Prize
I intend to live forever, so far, so good.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough
Smile and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think you’re on drugs.
"Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road."
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
You say psycho like it's a bad thing
Don’t regret doing things, regret getting caught
"I'm going to live life or die trying"
There are some days when I just don't feel like talking.. Today is that day.
Love is like heaven but hurts like hell.
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight
There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."
If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!
Thank-you for visiting reality, come again... Now entering your life, welcome
The entire world's a stage; I didn't get cast!
Consciousness- that annoying time between naps
Every morning is the dawn of a new error
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
A repair shop:
A friend is someone who is there for you when they’d rather be somewhere else
Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans
Does the noise in my head bother you?
It's no secret that a liar won't believe in anyone else
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they fly by.
I was playing poker the other night... with Tarot cards. I got a fullhouse and 4 people died.
Diplomacy is about surviving until the next century. Politics is about surviving until Friday afternoon.
A person knows she has found his true love when they call that person and say: Honey, I just killed someone. And that persons response is: where do we hide the body?
I am nobody... nobody is perfect... I must be perfect then..Duct tape is like the force, it has a light and dark side, and it binds the universe together
"Anybody here who believes in telekinesis, raise my hand."
"I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory."
I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.
An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"
If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.
I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.
Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Your misery=My joy
If you have ever had a random song pop into your head at the most completely and utter worst time but you sing it anyway copy this into your profile.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
Crazy is a relative term in my family!
I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
How is it possible to have a civil war?
"Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.
When French people swear do they say pardon my English?
I read Eclipse and wanted to punch Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me.
"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."
"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."
Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic...
Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics
If it wasn't for physics and law enforcement I'd be unstoppable
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant.
If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.
Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.
I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.
Friend: I don’t like being in your head. There are some very scary things in there.
Me: Ahh! Thank you. That’s the nicest thing anyone’s every said to me
Roses are red,
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
Okay Writers are odd. Good Writers are weird. Great Writers are crazy. Amazing Writers are insane. Epic Writers don’t exist, because after insanity comes Writers Block.
Are you INSANE! ...no wait that's me.
I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one...
If you’re walking on thin ice, you might as well dance
I'm worse than evil, I'm the author.
Don't steal, the government hates competition.
Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, easy to twist out of shape and easy to hurt people with.
I hit rock bottom. Then I start digging.
First the good die young. Then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicians left.
Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay. So every time you read a book, you're going broke. And that's why I didn't do my book report!
I sit in the corner as America flips the political table, gets the fight really heated, and slowly backs out of the bar.
You have to think outside the cardboard cube.
Insert evil laugh here
You, off my planet!
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!
Don’t mess with me I've got a stick
My favorite word is sarcasm.
Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.
I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side
All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.
When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. Mark Twain
If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?
If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something.
He said, "I love you”, I laughed and said, "Sorry, I'm allergic to BS."
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
Your friends are what will matter in the end.
Don't be so humble - you're not that great.
It is time that I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man.
Plagiarism is copying from one source; research is copying from many.
Tell the truth and run
Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.
Psychology. Mind over matter? Mind under matter? It doesn't matter. Never mind.
I’ve got problem for your solution…
All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
You can’t be late until you show up.
The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
Experience is the name so many people give to their mistakes.
I can resist everything except temptation.
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way; wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
Never interrupt your opponent while he’s making a mistake.
You never learn anything by doing it right.
Friendships last when each friend thinks he has a slight superiority over the other.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
Fiction writing is great; you can make up almost anything.
If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are YOU scared?!
True friendship is when two friends can walk in opposite directions, yet remain side by side.
Your friend is the person who knows all about you, and still like you.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual."
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it by not dying.
Smile. It confuses people.
Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile!
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would sigh and say: "Where to begin?"
"Knowledge is power; power is the root of all-evil. Therefore studying is evil."
"I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!"
"You know what?! Earth sucks, I'm going home."
"What is this 'kindness' you speak of?"
"Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking."
"All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt." -Charles M Schultz
“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die."
“If you can't convince them, confuse them."-Harry S. Truman
"They keep saying that the right person will come along. I think mine got hit by a truck."
"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it maybe necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye."
"It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful."
Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug."
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"One of the hardest things in life is having words in your heart that you can't utter." -James Earl Jones
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying."-Oscar Wilde
"I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant." -Robert McCloskey
“We've been through a lot together-and most of it was your fault."
"Danger can only be overcome by more danger" -Greek proverb
"If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave Man, I guess I'm a coward." -Jack Handy, SNL writer and comedian
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it." -Bill Cosby
"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow." -Albert Einstein
“No love, no friendship can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever." -Francois Muriac
Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart"
"The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."
“The course of true love never did run smooth."-William Shakespeare
“It’s you and me against the world, we attack at dawn.”
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Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
Do I look like a freaking people person?
This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
Therapy is expensive, popping' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
You're just jealous 'cause the voices talk to me not you
Love bites and so do I
If you think I'm crazy you should meet my mother…. And my father… and my sister… While your at it, do you want to meet the rest of the family so you can run away in screaming terror even faster??
I'm right 97% of the time, who cares about the other 4%
This is the part where I nod and act like I'm listening
You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...
1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.
2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.
3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)
4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.
5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"
6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.
7. You wish the United States would put more than just one episode night on.
8. You have started using military references. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.
9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.
10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.
11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.
12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."
13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.
14. You use the term Hinky.
If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile.
Fun Things To Do In An ELEVATOR!
1) When a person in the elevator repeatedly pushes a button (such as "close" or "open") say, "Congratulations, you figured out that if you push the button 20 times, it works quicker"
2) When the elevator doors shut, reassuringly say, "It's ok, they will open up again!"
3)Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4) Whistle the first seven notes of "Its a Small World" incessantly.
5) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
6) Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
7) Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
8) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
9) Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
10) Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
11) Meow occasionally. (meow mix song possibly)
12) quote fire marshal bill's "Let me show you something" try to do his voice if possible.
13) Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
15) Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
16) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
17) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
18) Say "Ding!" at each floor.
19) Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
20) Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
21) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
22) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
23) Put a box on the floor and whenever somebody comes in, say "Do you hear ticking?"
Friend vs. Best Friends:
A good friend will stay with you if the crowd leaves you. A best friend will kick the crowds butts if they leave you, not even bothering to take names while doing so.
A good friend you have to tell them not to tell. A best friend automatically knows not to tell.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - btch - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. ( this is me and my friend Emily or you know her as AllAvengedRomance.)
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! "Let's do it again!" 'Man, that was fun!' (or) 'we screwed up didn't we?'
Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
friends are gods way of apologizing for family.
She's my best friend - break her heart, and I'll break your face :)
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
Best friends are the people that know all about and still put up with you!
Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"
I support the following ships:
(Tony and Ziva)Tiva -NCIS
Sherlock and Irene - Sherlock Holmes
Mal/Inara - Firefly
Simon/Kaylee - Firefly
Rose and the Doctor - Doctor Who
Castle/Beckette (Caskette) - Castle
Claire and Shane (Clane) - Morganville Vampires
Jace and Clary (Jary) -Mortal Instruments
Patty and Anton (Panton) -Summer of My German Soldier
Ethan and Rochelle - Guardians of Time
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile.
If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.
If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile
If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever zoned out for five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If you have ever crashed into a wall, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever ran into an inanimate object and apologized, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have fallen up stairs, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped on air, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever pushed a door that says "pull" or vise versa, copy and paste this to your profile.
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.
If there are times where you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile.
If you've ever started singing in a silent room copy this onto your profile.
If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever started humming a song you don't know, copy this into your profile.
If you have been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile.
If you haven't died yet, copy this into your profile. (please define "died")
If your profile is long copy this into it to make it even longer.
If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy this into your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull (or Vice Versa) copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you're a chocoholic, shopaholic or talkaholic then copy and paste this.
If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile
So now that you have admitted all this you can stop being in denial.
I'm glad I could help. He He He...
Here are some clips from some of my favorite moments in NCIS:
(Tony is talking about a movie.)
Tony: This is so Usual Suspects.
Tony: (carrying a dead rat) Yes, Alex, I'll take "Horror Films That Take Place on Ships" for 500. Thank you.
Tony: (sings) Ba, ba black ship, have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, but in order to see it you're gonna need top secret government clearance.
Kate: Do people react that way because we're NCIS, or do you just have that effect on them?
Kate:reading note from a hostage "Contact NCIS. No one else."
Gibbs: What about your gut?"
Jen: Before we get into this, I need a refill.
Jenny: She seems to be fitting in well.
Ducky: "How many times did he hit you?"
Tony: Hmm looks like their night was ruined.
Tony: “Mother! Blood, blood.”
(Episode Murder 2.0)
I hope that you have enjoyed my profile, have a nice day and please come again. The gift shop is open to your far left, past the nice young men in their clean white coats who are coming to take you away ha ha... (Their coming to take me away Just a very creepy song)
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