HIII!! Im FarawayRose and I am NUTS for TWILIGHT!! well not completely but I absolutely LOVE reading other people's takes on the book. I wanted to review for people BUT no one would allow anonymous reviews so I originally just made myself a profile for that reason. BUTTHENIstarted writing because I got bored of waiting for MIDNIGHT SUN(OMG!!)to come out. I sent my partial story to a friend and she LOVED it so I kept writing it. I am new to this and slow but I hope to perhaps become a writer one day!! :p

(as you have probably already noticed I am also SLIGHTLY eccentric ; so be patient with me please:))))) )

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Ten things to do in an elevator

Meow loudly.

Ask others in the elevator if you can press your floor button then push all the wrong buttons.

Yell "Group hug!" then enforce it.

Drop your pen and wait for someone to pick it up. Then say, "That's mine!"

Turn your cell phone on full volume and don't answer it when it rings.

Pretend to have a heated argument with someone over the phone when you aren't actually talking to anyone.

Introduce yourself to everyone in the elevator, acting as if it is a privelage to be in your presence.

Stare at someone until they look at you, then tell them: "I just got out of jail today. Isn't that great?"

Laugh evilly when the doors close.

Ask for some stranger's autograph.

Inspirational whinings

When life gives you lemons, demand a refund.

When Death is on your heels get a new pair of shoes. Preferably a pair that is less dangerous than the ones Death was on.

Always talk to vampires.

Did you know it takes more petroleum to make E85 than it does to just use the equivalent amount of gas? That doesn't make much sense to me.

There are no right choices, only other choices.

People make mistakes. That doesn't mean we can't call them stupid and laugh when they do.

You have the right to your own opinion. And I have the right to call it stupid.

When all else fails, blame Not Me.

Acting like an angel pays off in the grand scheme of things.

Good girls are bad girls that don't get caught.

It always seems like the hottest guys are gay. That disappoints me.

If dogs are man's best friend, who's a dog's best friend? It seems like they were doing pretty fine before we came along.

Boys are like slinkeys. Fun to play with but completely useless.

No Offense Is Meant To Anyone Reading These Ramblings. Please Do Not Take Them Seriously Because They Are Simply Blackwater.