Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Misc. Movies.

For we are not fighting against people made of flesh and blood, but against person witohut bodies, the evil rulers of the unseen world, those mighty satanic beings and great evil princes of darkness who rule this world, and against huge numbers of wicked spirits in the spirit world - Ephesians 6:12

I wish i were here, but i am doing one of the following:
A) sleeping
B) taking a shower
C) having a piece of pie
D) studying for economics
E) watching O'Reilly
F) drag racing the Jetta
G) pulling off a bank heist

the correct answer is taking a shower..... while pulling off a bank heist.

John Doe: Don't ask me to pity those people. I don't mourn them any more than I do the thousands that
died at Sodom and Gomorrah.


I never knew anyone that went crazy before. Except for my invisible friend, Colonel Svatchz.

Take my hand and dance with me into the dusk swept forest of nocturnal silence and eternal despair

"How are you?"
"Totally stoned"

"I've heard a rant like this before..."
"what'd you say?"
"you sound like the Morning Star"
"YOU, SHUT YOUR FACE-"
"-you do you sound like Lucifer!"


Steven Hyde: Look, Forman, if you give Donna that ring, she'll see the girl inside of you. And, you don't want to wake Erica up.
Michael Kelso: Yeah, Erica! That's classic! I'm lucky. You can't make a girl name out of Michael.
Steven Hyde: Oh, really, Michelle?
Michael Kelso: Damn it! I forgot about Michelle. But, you know what, Forman? You should get Donna that promise ring. I'm gonna give one to Jackie too.
Eric: Thank you, Kelso. Let's go get them, right now.
[Eric and Kelso start leaving]
Eric: See you later... Damn it! What's a girl name for Hyde?
[Eric and Kelso start thinking]
Steven Hyde: It's Heidi, you morons!

"My heart aches with pain. When I see you, I vomit. Die away from me."


"its a 106 miles to chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark,
and we're wearing sunglasses."
"hit it"

Cherries122985: what are YOU doing??
queencheer24: watching the market recap, having an import
queencheer24: what are YOU doing?

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
-Steven Wright

"blah blah blah, signed some shmuck"

"Dude what's that dude in a wheelchair doing up there?
- I dunno.
What's he doing??
- Dude... the singer's pulling out a knife
Oh My God!! He's stabbing him in the neck!!"

"Christ, the royal master, leans against the phone"
"Hold me close and tie me down sir"

fat kids are harder to kidnap


they lived in a house of crystal pillars on the edge of an empty sea


Spotting the befuddled CEO holding a piece of paper snd standing by the shredder, the assistant decided to
help. "This document's very important," said the CEO. "Can you make this thing work?" The assistant turned
the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed "start."
"Great," said the CEO as his paper disappeared into the machine. "I just need one copy."


"In THIS basement?"
"YES in THIS basement. What is it with you people? if it was in the house next door I wouldn't GIVE a shit!"

~If at first you don't succed, Skydiving is not for you

Sharon: Jack, how are you getting there?
Jack: We're walking.
Sharon: Jack, how are you getting there?
Jack: A bus.
Sharon: Who's driving?
Jack: A man with no legs.

"you should see what I do to Mormon Elders. I suddenly become a satanist in their presence and ask them if they're married. If they answer "no" I go "Cool, I get to sacrifice a virgin."