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1. Your Body Is A Wonderland » reviews

Yet another series of one-shots. But this one has a theme! See if you can guess what it is ; Warning: Slash. We own nothing but a copy of The Anatomy Coloring Book and some skeletons in our closet.

Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,511 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 11-30-11 - Published: 10-12-11 - Finn H. & Puck

2. Baby, It's Cold Outside reviews

A little winter warm-up. And yeah, we're a little early. Sue us. We own nothing but some unsharpened skates and a few pairs of idiot-mittens.

Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-5-11 - Finn H. & Puck - Complete

3. Friday I'm In Love » reviews

Another collection of random, unrelated ficlets of the Finn/Puck variety, updated every Friday. Warning: Slash. Probably some smut. Expect smut. We own nothing but standing appointments with Robert Smith's hairstylist and some smeared red lipstick.

Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,455 - Reviews: 81 - Updated: 10-7-11 - Published: 5-20-11 - Finn H. & Puck - Complete

4. Bourbon And Boys Give Me The Blues reviews

Another Finn/Blaine fic that begins with "You're so tall..." and ends with inappropriate touching. Warning: Slash. We own nothing but a year's supply of red plastic cups and some pink hangover sunglasses.

Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-6-11 - Finn H. & Blaine A. - Complete

5. Sharp Dressed Man reviews

Senior Year AU. It's not what you wear, it's how you take it off. Warning: Slash. And some low-level smut. We own nothing but maxed out credit cards and some questionable fashion sense.

Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,672 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-19-11 - Finn H. & Puck - Complete

6. Midnight Confessions » reviews

Finn's confused. More than usual. Our first Glee muti-chapter! Yay! Warning: Slash. We own nothing but a hard-won sense of self and a set of matching satin sleep-masks.

Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,331 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 9-13-11 - Published: 7-30-10 - Finn H. & Puck

7. Cowboy In Me reviews

Everybody has a fantasy. Warning: Slash. And smut. We own nothing but some faded jeans and jangling spurs.

Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 8-19-11 - Finn H. & Puck - Complete

8. Isn't It Quiet And Cold? reviews

It's their silence to break. Warning: Slash. We own nothing but a fondness for 'sotto voce' as a concept, and an appreciation for the quieter moments in life.

Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 8-2-11 - Finn H. & Puck - Complete

9. Love Is A Battlefield reviews

Payback. Some things you just can't let stand unanswered. Warning: Slash. And violence. Considerably darker than our usual fare, but nothing too extreme. We own nothing but a deep need for justice and a sense of determination.

Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-25-11 - Finn H. & Puck - Complete

10. Everything I'm Not reviews

A little jealousy in a relationship is healthy. A little too much... Warning: Slash. We own nothing but some Ray-Bans, a swim shirt and a well-used zinc stick.

Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-20-11 - Finn H. & Puck - Complete

11. Feels Like The First Time reviews

Finn's ready. He thinks. Probably. Puck's definitely willing and able. And prom night is only a few weeks away... Warning: Slash. And smut. We own nothing but some previously-enjoyed virginity and a discriminating taste in flavoured condoms.

Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,224 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-29-11 - Finn H. & Puck - Complete

12. Letter Grades: The ABCs Of Glee » reviews

A series of unrelated Finn/Puck one-shot ficlets, minis, drabbles-that-aren't, shorts, whatever you want to call them, in alphabetical order. Nothing innovative, but we're whoring for reviews. We own nothing but a can of alphabet soup and an A in slash.

Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,591 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 6-10-11 - Published: 7-15-10 - Finn H. & Puck

13. Our Ship Is Sinking » reviews

A series of drabble-type things written to make what promises to be a painful season even remotely palatable. Warning: Slash. We own nothing but a membership in the "We Heart Hilson" fanclub and a big ol' hate for Cuddy.

House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 5-31-11 - Published: 9-21-10 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

14. Jealousy And The Get Free reviews

There's a thin line between love and hate. And the line between hate and sex is even thinner. Warning: Slash. And Smut. We own nothing but some wilted corsages and dyed satin shoes.

Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-30-11 - Finn H. & Jesse sJ. - Complete

15. What I Like About You reviews

Hey! 15 Things Puck Likes About Finn. And will never, ever tell him. Ever. Warning: Slash. Established Relationship. We own nothing but an old Romantics LP, and a harmonica. Uh uh huh!

Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-12-11 - Finn H. & Puck - Complete

16. Pour Some Sugar On Me reviews

Puck thinks Finn's hot, sticky sweet. From his head to his feet. Oh yeah! Warning: Slash. And smut. We own nothing but a fondness for custard filled desserts and a healthy appreciation of Finn's nips.

Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-4-11 - Finn H. & Puck - Complete

17. All You Get From Love Is A Love Song reviews

And 15 mini-ficlets set to music! Warning: Slash. We own nothing but a collection of old mixed-tapes and a boom-box to play them on.

Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-4-11 - Finn H. & Puck - Complete

18. Hotel Motel Holiday Inn reviews

Room service sometimes leaves more than a mint on your pillow. Warning: Slash. And Smut. We own nothing but some stolen towels and a collection of travel-sized toiletries.

Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-23-11 - Finn H. & Puck - Complete

19. 7 Heavenly Virtues » reviews

A companion piece to '7 Deadly Sins' only without the same parameters. Not necessarily first-kisses, more whatever fell out of our brains at the time. Warning: Slash. We own nothing but a pair of tarnished halos and a recipe for angel food cake.

House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 3-2-11 - Published: 1-27-10 - J. Wilson & G. House

20. And Then He Kissed Me reviews

Some things you just have to try. Warning: Slash! We own nothing but a package of breath mints and boundless curiosity.

Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-18-11 - Finn H. & Puck - Complete

21. Self Esteem reviews

Puck's in juvie. Finn's in his underwear. And nobody's happy. Slight canon tweakage for 'The Rocky Horror Glee Show'. Dialogue Only. Warning: Slash. We own nothing but 'The Rocky Horror Picture Show' soundtrack and some sensible white cotton panties.

Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-14-11 - Finn H. & Puck - Complete

22. Babes In The Woods reviews

Puck had a great idea. Until it wasn't. Warning: Slash. We own nothing but some citronella candles and enough common sense to leave nature the hell alone.

Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,112 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-10-11 - Finn H. & Puck - Complete

23. All I Want For Christmas Is You reviews

Christmas Eve with Matt and Ronnie. Warning: SLASH and some smut. As in Brooks/Devlin. Yup. That's right. Matt/Ronnie. We think they're cute. Live with it. We own nothing but a taste for tea and some money with the Queen on it.

Law and Order: UK - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-18-11 - Complete

24. Puck The Halls reviews

It's time to take a hit off the holiday crack-pipe! With fic. Drugs are bad. And yes, we know it's late. Get over it. Our version of 'Shrek The Halls' -gleeked out Vixen-style. Trust us, it's better than it sounds. Slash. We own nothing but holiday debt.

Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-13-11 - Finn H. & Puck - Complete

25. We've Only Just Begun » reviews

Or: How Tony Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Carpenters. Warning: Slash. We own nothing but white lace and promises.

NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,185 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-23-10 - Published: 11-3-10 - Tony D. & Tim M.

26. Tell Me About It, Stud reviews

McSmut. Tony helps McGee to broaden his sexual horizons, and get a little dirty. Warning: Slash. We own nothing but a pair of matching 'Pink Ladies' jackets and matching dirty minds.

NCIS - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-20-10 - Tony D. & Tim M. - Complete

27. Going Down reviews

Cue inevitable "going down" and "shaft" jokes. It's an elevator story. Missing scene from "Spider And The Fly". Warning: Slash. We own nothing but a two-four of Molson Canadian and our very own dog-sled.

NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-27-10 - Tim M. & Tony D. - Complete

28. Long Time Coming reviews

Twenty years is a very long time. Warning: Slash. Some dialogue has been borrowed from "Fire In The Hole" written by Graham Yost & Elmore Leonard. You'll know it when you see it. We own nothing but a fondness for fried chicken and an old pick-up truck.

Justified - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,892 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-9-10 - Raylan G. & Boyd C. - Complete

29. Things That Make You Go Hmm reviews

25 Things That Confuse Finn Hudson. Warning: Slash and cracktastic fun. We own nothing but a deep appreciation for the mysteries of the universe, and a thirst for knowledge.

Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-9-10 - Finn H. & Puck - Complete

30. Five O'Clock World reviews

Quittin' time at Sheets N' Things. Warning: Slash and smut. We own nothing but a pile of perfectly folded cerise pillow shams, and a pair of matching fandango pink Snuggies. And yes, we're aware that fandango is more of a mauve.

Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-14-10 - Finn H. & Puck - Complete

31. James Wilson Makes A Friend reviews

Yet another children's book corrupted by the Vixens. Warning: Slash. We own nothing but a recipe book and the fixings for a perfect flan.

House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-12-10 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete

32. Are You My Wilson? reviews

A Hilsonized version of the children's classic "Are You My Mother?". Warning: Slash. We own nothing but a membership to the Bookmobile and the ability to see House and Wilson in everything.

House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-5-10 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

33. Talk Dirty To Me reviews

A telephone conversation between Finn and Puck. Dialogue only. Warning: Slash. We own nothing but a Bret Michaels bandana and an old rotary phone.

Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-22-10 - Finn H. & Puck - Complete

34. Brotherly Love » reviews

Tom and Doug go undercover as The McQuaid Brothers, Ha! Warning: Tom/Doug slash. Hence, the clever title. We own nothing but some ripped-up plaid shirts and a bitchin' bandana. Ratings will vary by chapter from T up to M.

21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,257 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 5-30-10 - Published: 5-17-10

35. Old Habits reviews

Some things fit. And some things don't. Wilson just needs to figure out which is which. Warning: Slash. We own nothing but some worn-out jeans and a crippling case of OCD.

House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,582 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-17-10 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete

36. Without Wilson reviews

A House doesn't make a home. *insert dry, sarcastic chuckle here* Can be read as H/W friendship, but you know we meant it as slash. We own nothing but reservations at a cheap motel and a deep sense of disappointment in Wilson.

House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-7-10 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete

37. Left Behind reviews

Hanson's leaving. Song fic of a sort. 'You Can Sleep While I Drive' belongs to no one but Melissa Etheridge. Warning: Tom and Doug slash. We own nothing but a '68 Mustang and a tear-soaked hankie. Sniff, sniff. WAHHHH!

21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,200 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-21-10 - Complete

38. Protective Custody » reviews

Nick is worried about Greg. Greg thinks he can look after himself. Warning: Slash. We own nothing but a set of furry handcuffs and some infrared goggles. *Complete*

CSI - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,554 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-21-10 - Published: 4-9-10 - Greg S. & Nick S. - Complete

39. Don't Go Changing reviews

Tom and Doug have the weekend off. Kind of. Warning: Tom/Doug Slash. And smut. We own nothing but a deep aversion to hard work, and a selection of freshly laundered bath towels.

21 Jump Street - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-17-10 - Complete

40. Green Eyed Monster reviews

A little bit of jealousy goes a long way. Warning: Tom/Doug Slash. We own nothing but an overwhelming need for attention and our own insecurities.

21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-9-10 - Complete

41. Like A Virgin reviews

Tom and Doug decide the time has come. Warning: Slash. And smut. Lots of smut. We own nothing but a sense of adventure and some mood music.

21 Jump Street - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-8-10 - Complete

42. 25 Ways To Annoy Your Wilson reviews

Step by step instructions on how to make a perfect English Trifle. Or, maybe, 25 ways to drive Wilson batpoop crazy. Warning: Slash. We own nothing but 2 certificates from Anger Management and a tape of soothing ocean sounds.

House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-31-10 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

43. Everybody Knows reviews

A slip of the tongue makes Tom a little nervous. Warning: Slash. We own nothing but some acid-washed jeans and a big can of Aqua Net.

21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-31-10 - Complete

44. Razor Burn reviews

Dialogue only. Greg questions Nick's style choices with the infamous pornstache. Warning: Slash. We own nothing but a Lady Remington and a styptic pencil.

CSI - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 609 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-31-10 - Greg S. & Nick S. - Complete

45. Vicodin Vixens Fanmix Fiction » reviews

Music to ship by. Each with an accompanying fic. We're sure you'll figure this out, but each chapter is a separate track. Warning: Slash! We own nothing but a stack of old vinyl and some dancing shoes.

House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 3-29-10 - Published: 2-17-10 - G. House & J. Wilson

46. Communication Skills » reviews

Crack! Cracky, crack, crack. "Correspondence" featuring the entire cast of characters. Warning: Slash. We own nothing but a few empty bottles of White-Out and an astonishing paper clip collection. And a giant, figurative, literary crack-pipe.

House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,553 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 3-29-10 - Published: 1-11-10 - G. House & J. Wilson

47. A Day In The Life » reviews

The same day, as seen four different ways by the members of House's team. We own nothing, there is no VV in team.

House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-11-10 - Published: 3-5-10 - Complete

48. Coming Soon To A Theatre Near You reviews

A little AU exploration into Wilson's past. Inspired by the promo for 6x15 "Private Lives". Dialogue Only. Warning: Slash. We own nothing but a bag of microwave popcorn and a deep sense of shame.

House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 432 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-3-10 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

49. Rollin' Back The Years reviews

A summarization of House and Wilson's relationship throughout the years. Could be read as either friendship or slash. We prefer slash. We own nothing but our own friendship and that's usually enough for us.

House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-10-10 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

50. Fantasy reviews

Nothing but plotless smut in here. Warning: Explicit Slash! We own nothing but a healthy appreciation of the male anatomy and our own vivid imaginations.

House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-10-10 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

51. Desperado reviews

Who doesn't love a little drunk Wilson? Warning: Slash. We own nothing but a stiff hangover and some jangling spurs.

House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-5-10 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

52. It's All How You Look At It reviews

A compilation of our favourite House characters and advertising slogans that complement them. If they don't make sense at first-read them again. Read them out loud. Stand on your head and squint. Trust us, you'll get it eventually. Slash. We own nothing.

House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-3-10 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

53. Practice reviews

A blast from the past! Unearthed from the Vicodin Vixens' vault. Set during s2, rampant fluff, first kiss, one-shot. Warning: Slash. We own nothing but quarters for jukeboxes that don't exist anymore and a collection of swizzle sticks.

House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-25-10 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

54. Dream On reviews

Remarkably enough, this fic contains dreams! Warning: Slash. We own nothing but some expired NyQuil and feety pyjamas.

House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-21-10 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

55. 7 Deadly Sins » reviews

A series of fluffy-first-kiss oneshots, each relating to one of the sins. Warning: Slash We own nothing but an assortment of fruit-flavoured lip gloss.

House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 1-20-10 - Published: 11-6-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

56. Leave A Tender Moment Alone reviews

The Down-Low' if it were out and proud. Warning: Slash. We own nothing but a Dixie Cups 45 and tangerine chiffon bridesmaids dresses.

House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-14-10 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete

57. It's The Thought That Counts reviews

House goes Christmas shopping. Enough said. Warning: Slash. We own nothing but an eggnog hangover and some broken resolutions.

House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-4-10 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

58. Give And Take reviews

House and Wilson discuss their roles within their relationship. Dialogue only. Warning: Slash. We own nothing a liberal sense of fairness and justice.

House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-4-10 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete

59. The Endless Epic » reviews

A House/Wilson WIP of endless proportions. Bear with us, the muses speak slowly and occasionally in Japanese. We're translating as fast as we can. Warning: Slash and eventual smut. We own nothing but a box of finely sharpened no.2 pencils.

House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,391 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 12-21-09 - Published: 10-30-09 - J. Wilson & G. House

60. In Case You Missed It reviews

100 Proof...oh yeah. The defining moments of House/Wilson love. Huddy shippers, take note! Disclaimer: We own nothing but the ability to see the truth for what it is. And the way in which we organized this. That should be enough.

House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 12-18-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

61. You Ain't Woman Enough reviews

A Christmas present from one Vixen to another. Just because you say you moved on, doesn't mean you have. Warnings: Slash. We own nothing but a hearty distaste for all things Huddy.

House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-16-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

62. Holiday Drabbles » reviews

A series of holiday related House/Wilson drabbles. Okay, not 'true' drabbles, but drabblish nonetheless. Warnings: Slash We own nothing but some curly-toed shoes and Christmas balls, a hippopotamus and Dominick the Donkey.

House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-14-09 - Published: 12-7-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

63. House Warming reviews

*Previously titled 'Permanent Residence'* House and Wilson get a house warming gift. Warning: Slash. We own nothing but re-gifted crock pots and a bargain bin salad spinner.

House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-7-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

64. Faith reviews

Cause you gotta have... Warning: Contains slash. We own nothing. Because this isn't the way it went down. Stupid writers.

House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-27-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

65. 10 Things » reviews

Read it and find out. Warning: Slash. We own nothing but the fingers we count on.

House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-27-09 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete

66. Dirty Work reviews

An inspired crack!fic. That's really all we can say without giving it away. We own nothing but a propensity for deviance.

House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-20-09 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete

67. If You Give A House A Wilson reviews

A Pastiche in the Style Of "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie" Warning: Implied Slash We own nothing but a vast collection of children's books.

House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-12-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

68. Five Senses » reviews

Five Senses from two perspectives. Warning: Slash We own nothing but Percocet and snot-rags.

House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-9-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

69. Smooth Operator reviews

Love is but a phone call away. Dialogue only. Warning: Slash We own nothing, not even a long-distance calling card.

House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-5-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

70. Homecoming reviews

House comes home. The missing scene from 'Broken'. The way it should've been. In our world Lydia was nothing more than another horrible hallucination. Warning: Implied Slash. We own nothing but a taste for spring rolls.

House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-3-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

71. All That Glitters reviews

Greg House meets Greg Sanders. Plotless smut. Warning: Slash. We own nothing but an affinity for glitter.

Crossover - CSI & House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-2-09 - Greg S. & G. House - Complete

72. Lunch Date reviews

House is hungry. Dialogue only. Warning:Implied Slash We own nothing but a healthy appetite.

House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-29-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete

73. Karaoke reviews

Wilson loses a bet. House collects said bet. Hilarity ensues. Dialogue only. Warnings: Contains Slash. Deal with it. We own nothing but our festively patterned socks.

House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 10-28-09 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete

74. Cold Comfort reviews

It's cold at Mayfield and House asks a favour. Warning: Contains Slash. It's our thing, but it might not be yours. We can only wish we owned them.

House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-27-09 - J. Wilson & G. House - Complete

75. Trick Or Treat reviews

It's Halloween at PPTH. Warning: Contains Slash. Not interested? Don't read. We own nothing but our own vivid imaginations.

House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-26-09 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete