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The Greatest Lesson in Life is about Spell Check

Candidate for a Pullet Surprise - a.k.a.(Candidate for Pulitzer Prize)
by Jerrold H. Zar

I have a spelling check.
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh
My checker tolled me sew

A link to my Deviantart account for pictures of my OC's and other people's OC's I have drawn at their request: http://zanzibar-1.deviantart.com/

Characters from my stories on my Deviantart:

Avenger's Reborn: Sanders/ Aspen: http://zanzibar-1.deviantart.com/#/d4bsita

New Management: EVO Rex: http://zanzibar-1.deviantart.com/#/d3gr7ml

I'm a Mutant?/ Flightless Falcon: Sarah: http://zanzibar-1.deviantart.com/art/Sarah-164574972?q=gallery%3AZanzibar-1&qo=10

I'm a Mutant?/ Flightless Falcon: Drago: http://zanzibar-1.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2nl91n

I'm a Mutant?/ Flightless Falcon: Drago's mutant form: http://zanzibar-1.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2onqb1

Mutants in Dragon City: Treashun: http://zanzibar-1.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2lypfq

Mutants in Dragon City: Razili: http://zanzibar-1.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2ls9xn

A link to my Fictionpress account: http://www.fictionpress.com/zanzibar1

Favorite Quotes!

"I think I'm seeing your future and your kind've a jerk" (Sam, Danny Phantom: Ultimate Enemy)

"His future is sealed" (Clockwork, Danny Phantom: Ultimate Enemy)

"Just because he's evil in your eyes doesn't mean he's evil in everyone else's" (Niane from Checkmate by Pearl84)

"Dude, it's not your fault" (Tucker)
"Maybe not, but it is my responsibility." (Danny) (Danny Phantom: Reign Storm)

“Living without love isn’t living. It’s just...existing” (Oliver Queen, Smallville)

"From now on, let's restrict our conversations to 'Hello' and 'Good-bye'" (Clark Kent, Smallville, Season 4 Episode 4: Devoted)

"Master, I'm so terribly sorry.
I have committed a blunder unacceptable for a Phantomhime butler.
How could I ever atone?
I hang my head in shame.
Dinner is not ready." (Episode 2, Black Butler).

"There's no such thing as 'one, true way'; the only answers worth having are the ones you find for yourself; leave the world better than you found it. Love, freedom, and the chance to do some good -- they're the things worth living and dying for, and if you aren't willing to die for the things worth living for, you might as well turn in your membership in the human race." (Mercedes Lackey)

"' I'm practically home,' he said. 'My grandmother's house is right over there.'
Hazel squinted. 'How far?'
'Just over the river and through the woods.'
Percy raised an eyebrow. 'Seriously? To Grandmother's house we go?'
Frank cleared his throat. 'Yeah, anyway.'" (Heroes of Olympus, The Son of Neptune).

"'You think it's okay that we're eating Rudolph?' (Frank)
'Dude,' Percy said, 'I could eat Prancer and Blitzen,too. I'm hungry.'" (Heroes of Olympus, The Son of Neptune)

"All kids care about these days are iPhones and stupid Vampire kissing movies," The Conjurarium shop owner (Supernatural, We Believe the Kids are the Future)

Something to add after this comment:
"Apparently the Iphone thinks falling=raping and Malfoy=Lapdog."(Friends Iphone). Has anyone else had this happen to them?

"Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said."

"Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with
experience"

"There are few problems that can’t be solved with high explosives"

"To be a successful procrastinator you must be a genius because you take what other people do in a course of weeks and mash it all into a couple of hours." - David S. Clements

Things about me:

Favorite Books: (Any titles out of Alphabetical order are sequels of previous books)
Black Magician Trilogy, Blood Oath, Dragonriders of Pern, Dune, Enduring Flames Trilogy, Guardians of Ga'hoole, The Fallen 1-2, Harry Potter, Heartland, Heralds of Valdemar(My favorite trilogy's are The Last Herald Mage, The Collegium Chronicles, and The Owl Trilogy), Hunger Games, Catching Fire, Mockingjay (I loved everything but the end), Infernal Devices, Inheritance Trilogy, Maximuim Ride, Mortal Instruments, Nightwalker, Dayhunter, Noble Dead Series, Oathbreakers, Obsidian Trilogy, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Rangers Apprentice, Riftwar saga, Ruined, Secrets of Droon, Thoroughbred, Warriors, Vampire Academy.

Favorite Authors:
Anne McCaffrey, Anne Rice, Cassandra Clare, Christopher Paolini, Chloe Neil, Erin Hunter, Frank Herbert, James Mallory, J. K. Rowling, Mercedes Lackey, Raymond E. Feist
and others whose names won't come to me.

Favorite Manga:
Absolute Boyfriend, Angel Sanctuary, Bleach, Blue Dragon Ral Grad, D. Gray Man, Dragon Knights, Fullmetal Alchemist, Her Majesty's Dog, Inuyasha, Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts 2, Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories, Nabari No Ou, Naruto, Nurarihyon no Mago, Record of a Fallen Vampire, Saint Seya: The Lost Canvas, Soul Eater, Special A, Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicles, Vampire Knight, Xxxholic

Favorite Anime:
07 Ghost, Aquarion Evol (Not sure why they made everything so downright confusing in who was the reincarnation of who, but I still liked it), Black Blood Brothers, Black Butler, Black Butler 2, Black Cat, Blassreiter, Bleach, Blood Plus, Blue Exorcist, Brave 10, Busou Renkin, Code Geass, Code Geass R2, Darker than Black, Darker than Black: Genruuysai no Gemini, Death Note, D. Gray man, DN Angel, Dragonauts, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Full Metal Panic, Ga-Rei-Zero, Gun X Sword, Guyver: Bioboosted Armor, Hakuoki, Hanasakeru Seishonen, Heroic Age, Hero Tales, Hiiro no Kakera, Inu x Boku Secret Service, Inuyasha, Jyu-Oh-Sei, Kaze No Stigma, Kekkaishi, Kemonou no Souja Erin, Kiba, Mobile Suit Gundam Seed, Mobile Suit Gundam Seed Destiny, Mobile Suit Gundam Wing, Mobile Suit Gundam 00, Nabari No Ou, Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, Nurarihyon no Mago, Ouran High School Host Club, Romeo X Juliet, Rosario Vampire, Rurouni Kenshin (I especially liked the OVA's. They were really informative!), Sacred Seven, Saint Seya Omega, Saint Seya: The Lost Canvas, Sekai Ichi Hatsukio: World's Greatest Love, Shounen Onmyouji, Shuffle, Sousei No Aquarion, Tactics, Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicles, Urabono, Vampire Knight, Visions of Escaflowne, X, Xxxholic, Zetman.

Favorite TV shows:
Avatar the Last Airbender, Batman: Beyond, Danny Phantom, Dragon Booster (wish they would continue with dragon academy), Game of Thrones, Generator Rex, Highlander, Legend of Korra, Lost Girl, Merlin, NCIS, Once Upon a Time, Primeval, Smallville, Static Shock, Storm Hawks, Supernatural, Tower Prep, Wolverine and the X-Men, Young Justice, X-Men: Evolution
That's all I can think of at the moment.

Favorite Movies:
50 First Dates, Alice in Wonderland (2009), Black Beauty, Black Stallion, Book of Eli (Really surprising ending! I loved it! Not to mention the look on the guys face when he found out the book he was looking for he couldn't even read it!!!! Hahahaha!), Bridesmaids, Bride Wars, Captain America(Totally awesome! Not to mention there are some good looking actors in it.(: ), Dracula: Dead and Loving it, Dragonheart (I had forgotten the name of this movie, but finally found it on TV again. I still love it! Despite some of the cliche and corny parts! XD), Fallen (1-3. I'm not religious, but this is a really good series!), Firebreather(I wish they had had this when I was younger! It would have been my all time favorite!), Fox and the Hound, Green Lantern, Harry Potter 1-7, Highlander 1-3, Hook, How to Train Your Dragon, Hunger Games (Finally! Loved it! But what's with all the kids in the movie theater? So not a little kids movie or book!), I am Number Four (Cross fingers that they make a Second movie!), Iron Man 1-2, Iron Will, Just Go With It, Legion (decent story line surprisingly), Letter's to Juliet(SOOOO CUUUUTTTTEEEEEE), Lion King, Little Mermaid, Lord of the Rings 1-3, Mulan, Naruto Shippuden 1-5 (can't wait for 6 to be given subtitles), National Velvet, Princess and the Frog, P.S. I Love You, Star Trek (All 11 of them!), Suckerpunch (wish they would have shown just her dance at some point, but loved it regardless), Thor, Transformers 1-3 (Still have yet to see number 4), The Water Horse, Woman in Black, X-Men 1-4, X-Men First Class [They got the timeline screwed up with the Professor's legs though :( , X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Favorite Video Games:
Final Fantasy, Final Fantasy: Crystal Bearers, Harvest Moon: Rune Factory, Hoshigami: Blue Earth Remix, Just Dance 2, Kingdom Hearts: 365 Days, Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Suikoden Tierkreis.

Hobbies:
Horse back riding (fallen off 4 times, bit once, bucks all the time, and I have had a horse rear up under me) and yes I'm still riding
writing fanfiction
playing flute and clarinet
color guard (Pep Flags, I.D., Tall Flag) (WE WON FIRST PLACE AT COMPETITION FOR THE SCHOOL FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A DECADE!!!!!!!)
reading (Fantasy/ Sci-Fi/ Fan Fiction!)
drawing/ painting
watching TV (listed above)
playing video games (Only have a few, sadly)

Pets:
Bird (Sadie)
Talk of maybe getting a puppy XD

Other fun facts:
I love animals
if I was a mutant I would be a telepathic shape shifter
I wish to be a veterinarian and am working towards that goal
Member of Girl scouts (you don't like that then don't read my profile page! I'm proud to be a Girl scout!)
I've recieved two 3rd place ribbons for a Dressage show (T-1 T-2), 1st and 4th in a Hunter Jumper show (2'6), 4th, 3rd, and 3rd in a three day event (Beginner Novice), and 2nd in a one day schooling show (Beginner Novice), and I'm moving up to Novice!
I've also had surgery on my right knee and I'm probably going to get that same surgery on my left... sigh :(

0-50 OR SO AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU!!-0-

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG??” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “wow I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “ THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!”

6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.

7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “Your racist against paper aren’t you.”

8. Don’t do your Homework.

9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” then sit there and smile sweetly.

10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “PROVE IT!”

11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears.

12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom.

13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.”

14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.

15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream “OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!”

16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena

17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room

18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says

19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow

20. Speak in French.

21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance”

22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well

23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then."

24. Hand in an essay where every word is misspelt.

25. Run into the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!”

26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early."

27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.”

28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!”

29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads.

30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!”

31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!"

32. Bring in a 7th Grader and says he’s your new pet.

33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.

34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them.

35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.

36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.

37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.

38. Glue all their scissors together.

39. Make paperclip jewellery. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc…

40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!”

41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘I am retarded’

42. Talk to a pen.

43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what’s wrong, yell “NO I WON’T MAKE OUT WITH YOU AFTER CLASS!”

44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say.

45. Smile. All the time.

46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!”

47. When a supply teacher is taking the attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’

48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!"

49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks.

50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favourite song.

ADDITIONALS

51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her!

52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught!

53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!"

54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!"

55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder!

56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats!

57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart!

58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my god. Shoot. Shoot . Shoot. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh god. They must have found the body! HELP!"

59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT"