Hi and welcome to my profile, I guess! I don't know what you want to know about me, so I guess that I'll just list random stuff!

I love anime and manga, lemonade, apple juice, frozen yogurt, ice cream, strawberries, Broadway musicals and books.

My favorite anime are Naruto, Princess Tutu, Fruits Basket, Kaleido Star, Big Windup, and Fairy Tail

My favorite manga are Naruto, Fruits Basket, DramaCon, Night School, Itazura na Kiss, Wild@Heart, Kitchen Princess and Beast Master

My favorite movies are pretty much all the Disney movies, the Harry Potter movies, the Pirates of the Caribbean movies, 27 Dresses and Les Miserables

My favorite books are the Harry Potter series, the Hunger Games trilogy, the DIvergent trilogy (when the third book comes out!), the Maximum Ride series and the Grey Wolves series

My passions are writing, singing, dancing, guitar, violin, piano, psychology and making people laugh

There really isn't much that I don't like, but if you happen to touch on something, I'll let you know!

Last thing, I absolutely LOVE to chat with people, so if you feel like randomly talking to someone, I'd love to be that person! Feel free to drop me a PM!

I'm currently stuck in a writing funk, and am trying multiple methods to get my motivation back, as well as inspiration. One of those methods is requests for the fandoms I've mentioned above in my favorite anime, manga, books and movies (don't count on more than a one thousand word one-shot, or if you want, a handful of drabbles, and NO LEMONS), and if you really want to make me happy, fic trades! I would love to write stuff that makes people happy and I'm hoping this will help me out with the stories I want to write. Don't hesitate to message me!

My Stories:

[Completed]

An Unusual Argument
Just a Kiss
The Hitchhiker

[Running]

Unwritten
Summary:Haruno Sakura has just been made a dancer in the renowned Hakirikaeru Dance Company on the Hokage dance team. Upon making the company, she makes friends with the others. She also meets one Uchiha Sasuke about whom she cannot decide how she feels. She instantly begins butting heads with him, causing issue. What will happen if they can't resolve their differences, and the company is forced to choose sides pitting partner against partner? How will they win the upcoming competitions and make it to nationals?
Pairings: Eventual SasuSaku, SaiIno, ShikaTema, SuiKarin, NaruHina, NejiTen and
Rating: T

[In the Making]

Naruto Does Disney Series
This is just a series of stories that I'm basing off of my favorite Disney movies/musicals, giving each of my favorite pairings a spotlight.
Currently Working On: Beastly
Next post: When it's finished. In other words... No clue.
Expected number: Um... I'm thinking 4-5.

[Ideas]

It All Falls Apart
Summary: Deidara is a small town boy with huge dreams to have his explosive skills featured in action movies. One day, his dream comes true, as he is scouted by Pein, a well known director in the film industry and the head of Akatsuki studios. Faster than he can blink, he is thrust into the crazy business. He's as happy as can be with the development, and becomes even happier upon receiving the news that he would be working along the best set designer in all of history (in his opinion): Akasuna Sasori. The only problem is... Sasori doesn't like the idea of his set being destroyed, and takes an automatic disliking to Deidara. Paradise suddenly goes to Hell in a handbag when the two artists start warring with each other. How can the movie be made when the two people with the biggest jobs won't work together?
Pairings: Eventual SasoDei, KisaIta, KakuHida, PeinKonan, and ZetsuTobi
Genres: Humour/Romance
Rating: T

Disclaimer

I, Lys (my real pen name, no matter what username I'm under), do not own any of the anime/manga/books/TV shows/songs that I base my stories off of. I don't own the characters (Daniella Rivers, Kanari Kurai) that I borrow from my author friends (Gin no raita wa bara, Ashurei Aqu Blu). I do own my own characters (Kihara Chii). I always at least loosely own the plot.

About My Writing

I Write What I Feel I'm not one of those insanely talented people who can write the exact opposite of how they feel. If I'm pissed, I won't be writing anything full of rainbows and unicorns or romance (if I'm writing at all). Likewise, if I'm little miss sunshine, I won't be writing anything angst-y or tragic. My emotions will either be the reason that a chapter or a request is delayed, or they will be the reason that a scene or even a whole chapter is exceptional.

I Write What I Know I can't fake what I know nothing or next to nothing about (in writing, anyway XD). If you request something from me and want a certain element in it that I don't get, you're either going to have to hang in there while I do my research, or request something that I do know. With the exception of kissing (I mean seriously people, not everyone who's ever written a make out session has experienced one first hand) or romance when I feel that it's needed, I won't pretend that I know how to write something that I don't.

If I Won't Do It in Reality, I Won't Write It in Fiction This is just my obnoxious way of saying that I won't write something that goes against my moral code. Never will I write a character who doesn't drink or smoke in the manga/anime, drinking or smoking in my stories. I will never write a sex scene or lime. Make outs that end in messy hair and hickies are as far as I'll go. I don't write swear words (Honestly though, I don't count pissed as a swear). I will find some way to censor it (i.e. '-insert word of your choice here-' or '!@#$%&*' or 'xe swore under their breath'), unless I can keep it in context (i.e. referring to Hell as a place, using damned as a synonym for condemned or cursed, etc.). I won't ever write a character doing something that I don't tolerate.

I Won't Shove My Beliefs Down Your Throat I previously mentioned that I won't ever write something that I wouldn't do in real life. This doesn't mean that I will tell you everything that I do in real life. I'm religious, I'll proudly proclaim, but I will not write any of the characters going to church or Sunday school unless I think of a good plot (like the age old good girl/boy who goes to church, getting tangled up with the boy/girl with a bad rep, or something, but I doubt that that will happen). I don't have many political views, but I do have a lot of social views. I won't be stating them and having every character that I like agree with them. If I state one, there will more than likely be an open-ended discussion slash debate among the characters.

Out of Character I know that we all love our favorite characters as they were originally created, but don't you think that they could be a little bit better? I'm talking about the sticks in the mud in every anime, television show or book that we hate to love and love to hate. Don't we all wish that they could be a little more lighthearted? I'll usually only tweak the characters in AU, when I can give them a past that is parallel with the canon, but slightly altered. I will never give them one eighties (i.e. turning the stoics into everyone's best friend or the lazies into spazzes).

Original Characters Okay, confession time: I like a good fan character. I've seen fan characters that I like better than canon characters (this really only applies to the fan girls). Especially when they are paired with a character that I don't think fits with any of the canon characters. This is a reason why I have my own. This does NOT mean that I will endorse a Mary-Sue or Gary-Stu. I HATE them with a burning passion. I won't outright flame you if your character is leaning toward that characterization, but rather gently let you know and suggest ways to fix it. I would very much appreciate it if you gave me the same courtesy. If you get defensive and jump down my throat because I said that your character needed work, be prepared to deal with my inner demon. If you just outright flame my characters, I will attempt to discuss with you peacefully how they could improve, but if you can't be nice enough, I will ignore you.

Humour Laughter is the best medicine in my book. I love to laugh, make people laugh and listen to people laugh. If you can make me laugh, you are my new best friend. I will jam pack my stories with as much humour as I possibly can. People will play improv games in my stories, people will be sarcastic and witty, people will be CLUMSY. Anything I can do to make my story funny, will happen.

Romance I'll be honest. I have NO experience in this department. I've never had a boyfriend, I'm as innocent and untouched (romantically, anyway, though I'm pretty rough and tumble with my friends and family XD) as they come, but I like to write fluff. Not over the top stuff (like I will NEVER write seven thousand words describing a perfect date without any comical problems) but cute little bits of fluff is nice every now and again. I've already made it a point that I don't do lemons or limes. Just make out sessions that end with messy hair and marks on necks.

Horror Much to most of my friends' chagrin, I'm a die-hard horror fan. I REALLY love psychological horror where most everything is in the main character's head and they, in fact, are the killer. I eat that stuff up. I like it even more when there's an ending that leaves me thinking about it (i.e. If someone knew that a monster was nearby, and let it get other people, are they more of a monster?). I could really go on about this for HOURS, so if you want any horror advice, feel free to ask.

Now for your daily dose of laughter!

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some real label instructions on consumer goods:

1. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Guess I'll have wet hair when I go to sleep AND when I wake up.)

2. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(Oh good glory... I can see the headlines now. "FRITOS THEFT IS ON THE RISE: CONVICTED CLAIM THAT THE BAG SAID IT WAS OKAY!")

3. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(It's more like a guideline than an actual rule.)

4. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(...You sooo just lost that game.)

5. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(Way to go Einstein!)

6. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(...They get wrinkled going from the ironing board to my body though...)

7. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off the forklifts.)

8. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(Really?! But I WANT to stay up all night with agonizing symptoms!)

9. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(Does my inter-dimensional portal fall in either of those categories?)

10. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(o.O Do I want to know?)

11. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(What?! You mean there isn't a male supermodel in this bag? TT*TT My dreams are crushed.)

12. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Dang it! I'm so sick of manuals that read like stereo instructions!)

13. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(FALSE ADVERTISING!)

14. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
(PLEASE tell me that there was a translation issue.)

15. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Good heavens... Does that mean I can use someone else's?)

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity ... Show This To Someone To Make Them Smile

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking and say, "Walk much, dipstick?"

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say, "Run, *beep, run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Are in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's tail that left you

FRIENDS: Knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall down.
BEST FRIENDS: Are beside you, laughing their head off, because they pushed you.

FRIENDS: Will rush to comfort you if your house burns down.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be roasting marshmallows over the coals and flirting with the firemen.

FRIENDS: Will wait for you after school if you get detention.
BEST FRIENDS: Will get into trouble just to land themselves in detention to keep you company.

FRIENDS: Will try to calm you down when you're angry.
BEST FRIENDS: Are running down the hall, yelling "GET OUT OF THE WAY, SHE'S PISSED!"

FRIENDS: Will smile politely when they meet your new boyfriend.
BEST FRIENDS: Will smile politely when they meet your new boyfriend, as they threaten to castrate him with a spork if he ever hurts you.