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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight. Epic Fail Intro Ohai! Let's get right down to it, I guess... :waves: I'm Lara. I've got two cats and I'm single. :cricket: My horribly addictive personality enslaved my soul to things like; caffeine, cigarettes, Twilight fan fiction, sex, alcohol and tattoos. The blood type is O-Neg. From what I hear, my voice supposedly sounds like one of those crazy phone sex operators but I just think I sound like a dude. :shrugs: Biology major, currently studying statistics and epidemiology. Yeah, I'm a fucking nerd. I'm an organ donor. To say that I'm a geek/dork/social recluse - is the understatement of the century. I have a chemical compound as a tattoo to show for it. :whips off shirt: The wording around it? Yeah, it's a motto from Transformers. Oh, and there's a DNA chain tat below that one. :points: The wording inside? It's a line from a song in Afrikaans. I fucking HATE long walks on the beach because sand squicks me out. Hard. Ever since I've discovered the Twilight world, my entire life came to a screeching halt. ...here's where I ended up. Mass Methods of Communication Find me on Twitter! I love to play. I'm @LaraIsAwkward When the Words Scream Hey look, it's got a banner. You can find it here http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/4809/465741747ffb3aam3.jpg I've got a collab going with YogaGal! Our penname is AwkwardYoga... We're doing a multi-chap experiment, and it's pretty funny. If you're looking for odd humor, awkward exchanges, and fun... head over to our fic, That's What We Said. http: // www . fanfiction . net / s / 5747299 / 1 / Thats_What_We_Said IMPORTANT NOTE: Rusted Cars and Court Room Polka is on a temporary hiatus so I can edit the monster and re-vamp the chapters since it was originally and one shot and painfully needs my attention. I hope to have it going again soon. | |||||||
1. When the Words Scream » reviewsWhat happens when the mind lies and you can no longer trust the world as you see it? If your perceptions are false, how can you know anything to be true? Bella Swan's life is a nightmare; a nightmare calling itself "Alice". AH, OOC, Mature ThemesTwilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,458 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 5-2-10 - Published: 12-20-09 - Bella & Edward2. The Reassurance of a Weakened Hero reviewsParamedic Edward Cullen has suffered a long, painful day at work and wants nothing more than to feel the comfort of his wife, Bella. What happens when he comes home to her sleeping form?Haiti Compilation piece for Reader Appreciation Day!Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 2-28-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete3. Covetous Hallways reviewsSomeone once said, you can't help who you fall in love with. Another said, love conquers all. Will these statements remain true when one half of the equation is inhuman and the other is mortal?Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-3-10 - Bella & Edward - Complete4. Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel, I Made You Out of Kahq reviewsWho knew celebrating Hanukkah with the Cullen Family would be so complicated? Matzo ball fail, glitter accidents and strip biology? Lemons are on the menu this year... ExB AH/ OOC *My entry for Eight Days of Cullen.*Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,856 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-11-09 - Bella & Edward - Complete5. Rusted Cars and Court Room Polka » reviews**TEMP HIATUS FOR EDITS** Dr. Bella Swan goes to court to fight a traffic ticket where she meets Officer Do Me Hard. Alice, Bella's pot-smoking roommate, thinks it's more than just a one-night-stand. A story of finding love in New York City.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,453 - Reviews: 133 - Updated: 12-3-09 - Published: 10-28-09
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