Words of Wisdom:

“Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.” -Meg Chittenden

Defining as a Potterhead, Whovian, bibliophile, book lover, writer, Sherlockian, Starkid, Nerdfighter, theatre geek, Broadway dork, among other things.

Erasing yourself from someone's life isn't as simple as walking out a door.

I don't care what anyone says. Magnus Bane will always out-sparkle Edward Cullen, Annabeth Chase is a better girlie than Bella Swan, and Remus Lupin could kick Jacob Black's ass. Any more confusion?

Q: When is it the appropriate time to make a Harry Potter reference?
A: Always.

THANKS TO A VERY POTTER MUSICAL/SEQUEL:

I will never see Draco Malfoy the same way ever again.
I know that I've gotta get back to Hogwarts.
I know that under all that awfulness, Voldemort has very nice abs.
I don't feel as bad about not being able to draw.
I know that Sirius Black isn't dead, he really spends his days on the streets of London, in sewer drains, dressed as a clown.
I've been taught that Umbridge likes to smash.
I know that I'm not alone.
I now know that Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders.
However, no one really knows what the hell a Hufflepuff is.
I know that I shouldn't get Lavender Brown and Cho Chang mixed up.
I know that sometimes Zefron posters are not to be trusted, and also they are boss.
I know that it is unknown what Redvines can't do.
I know that the only proper way to beat a dragon is to charm it with the power of song.
I know that before Glee, Darren Criss had crazy hair.
I know that I am not a woman, but a WO-MAN.
I know that I could be in danger of falling in love with Hermione Granger.
I know that I need a rocketship with enough fuel to get to Mars.
I know that butt trumpet is the best insult ever.
I know that supermegafoxyawesomehot is, indeed, an adjective.
I'm tired and I want us all to just be Death Eaters.
I want Hermione Granger!and-a-rocketship.
I know that Sour Grape Snape is a BUTT TRUMPET.
I know that Headmaster Zefron beats Taylor Lautner any day.
I know that Lumos, Alohomora, and Jelly-Legs Jinx are the three most deadly first-year spells ever.

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
and girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
and make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
Can you guess the riddle?

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.

I figured it out. Can you?

From MLIA: Today, a jock made a fuss in the library while reading a book. The librarian came over to shush him, but he just wailed "Katniss can't be with Gale! Peeta LOVES her!". H(is)LIA

"Lights will guide you home,
And ignite your bones
And I will try to fix you." -- Fix You - Coldplay

"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.
Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.
Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball." -- Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

"..And now she's got the, Ghostbusters breathing down Nearly Headless Nick's nearly headless neck!" --Seamus in A Very Potter Sequel

"I'M IN A RAAAGE!" --Harry in A Very Potter Sequel

"You're smarter than...MERLIN?" -- Umbridge in A Very Potter Sequel

"There'll always be guys like Potter." -- Lucius in A Very Potter Sequel

"When I look in that mirror...I see them, too." -- Sirius in A Very Potter Sequel

"And I would never do, anything that could hurt you. They were both my family. You're all that's left of what I knew, you must know somewhere it's true. Do you understand me?"
"Yeah. I do." -- Sirius and Harry in A Very Potter Sequel

"Uh, DAD, Henry can't really stay, he's got...homework! Um...Surgery?...Uh, RABIES!" - Natalie in Next to Normal

"How do you know how much memory you've lost, if you've lost it?" - Gabe in Next to Normal

"You know what? Let's dance."
"What?"
*singing* "Let's dance!" - Boq and Nessa in Dancing Through Life from Wicked

"So you lied to them."
"Only verbally!" - Elphaba and Oz in Wicked

"You're still riding that filthy old thing?"
"Well, not all of us can come and go by bubble." -Glinda and Elphaba in Wicked

"Where I come from, we believe all sorts of things that aren't true. We call it 'history'." -Oz in Wicked

"Elphaba! You've been Galinda-ified!" -Fiyero in Wicked

"I've been thinking - "
"I heard." - Fiyero and Elphaba in Wicked

You're the only friend I've ever had.
And I've had so many friends... - Elphaba and Glinda in Wicked

"Glinda. The 'Ga' is silent." -Glinda in Wicked

"Maybe he saw green and thought it meant 'go'...?" -Fiyero in Wicked

"Biq! Do you realize who that is?"
"...You're touching me." Galinda and Boq in Wicked

"You know what, just wear the frock, it's pretty." Galinda in Wicked

"I don't see why you can't just teach us history, instead of always harping on the past!" -Galinda in Wicked

"Your cart nearly knocked me over, and you're sleeping!"
"Well, of course! It's daytime!" Elphaba and Fiyero in Wicked

"You could have walked away back there."
"So?"
"So, no matter how shallow and self-absorbed you pretend to be-"
"Excuse me? There's no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow!" - Elphaba and Fiyero in Wicked

"It's not lying. It's looking at things another way." - Fiyero in Wicked

"You know, you could live a thousand lifetimes and not deserve him." - Haymitch in Catching Fire

"I think it's time you flipped this little scenario in your head. If you'd been taken by the Capitol, and hijacked, and then tried to kill Peeta, is this the way he would be treating you?" - Haymitch in Mockingjay

"You love me. Real or not real?"
"Real." - Peeta and Katniss in Mockingjay

"Want a sugar cube?" -Finnick in Catching Fire

I don't care that you got old. I care that we didn't grow old together. - Rory Williams, Doctor Who

Amy Pond, the girl who waited. You've waited long enough. - The Doctor, Doctor Who

“Let me be your ride out of town.
Let me be the place that you hide."- Run Away With Me - The Unauthorized Autobiography of Samantha Brown

"That's what law is: educated guesses at right and wrong.” - Hayden from Unwind (Neal Shusterman)

John: You asked me to come, I’m assuming it’s important.
Sherlock: Oh – yeah, of course. Can I borrow your phone? - Sherlock

"You have something on your neck,"
"What?"
"Looks like a bite mark. What have you been doing all day, anyway?"
"Nothing. I went walking in the park. Tried to clear my head."
"And ran into a vampire?"
"What? No! I fell."
"On your neck?" -Jace and Alec in City of Ashes