Poll: In HCM (Hyuuga Clan Massacre) what is your opinion. Should Hinata keep pretending to be Raiton, or just be Hinata? For the rest of the story. No hiding gender. What is your thought? You have till mid-April before Poll is closed. Vote Now!
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.
If life gives you lemons...
... stick em in your bra.
Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In God's Name.
80 percent of you won't repost this.
Jesus Christ said:"If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father."
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.
If you honestly believe and want that one day, there will be a time where no one cares what the colour of the skin is, or the gender of the person you love, please, copy and paste this into your profile. Spread the peace, for this is the only way we can be redeemed.
At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
…In Remembrance to Severus Snape….
….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…
...without all the red and gold crap.
…In Remembrance to Fred Weasley…
…Who fought bravely to the very end….
…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…
…And will loyally await his soul mate and brother…
… with many jokes…
...he's got forever to think of them, right?
…In Remembrance to Dobby…
…Who was more free and full of love…
...than any elf, and most humans.
….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin….
...the last real Marauderer...
…who was not just a wonderful father…
….a incredible husband and brave hero…
...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf.
….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks…
…who died for ‘the greater good’…
...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.
…In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….
…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…
...and scared the crap out of some kids too.
…In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….
…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…
…but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
…In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore…
…whose past and wisdom confused us…
…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…
…but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end...
...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange…
… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra!
She deserved everything she got and more.
…In Remembrance of Colin Creevey…
…who we really didn’t know too well…
…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…
…so he must’ve done something good…
…besides stalking Harry.
…In Remembrance of Hedwig…
...Harry's actual first friend…
...who lived and died soaring.
To James and Lily,
I solemly swear I am up to no good...
The sorting hat says that i belong in Ravenclaw!
Said Ravenclaw, "We'll teach those whose intelligence is surest."
Ravenclaw students tend to be clever, witty, intelligent, and knowledgeable. Notable residents include Cho Chang and Padma Patil (objects of Harry and Ron's affections), and Luna Lovegood (daughter of The Quibbler magazine's editor).
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Some awesome quotes from icons -
- If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE
-So I was like Avada Kadavra and he was like Dead
- I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
- Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.
- Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar
- I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
- I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.
- I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort
- I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape
- I will not scare the Arythmancy students with my calculas book
- Jesus was a Hufflepuff
- Dear Harry, I hate you, Love Voldy
- When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley.
- This icon is off trying to shut Percy in a pyramid.
-"Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked infront of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy
-I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office
-I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!
-Professer Flitwick's name is not Yoda
-I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class
-If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm
-Neville: OMG I killed Harry Potter
(somewhere in the distance)
Voldemort: Nooooo! I wanted to do it! sob
-Draco: I mock you with my spirit fingers! (don't ask)
-I stalked a death eater and all i got was this lousy potions master!
-I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wandb
-I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing
-I will not follow potions intstructions in reverse order just to see what happens
-I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals
-I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween
-I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton
-Perfect ending to The Harry Potter Series: The Giant Squid consumes Britian
VIRGO - The Perfectionist Dominant (Aug 23 - Sept 22)
AQUARIUS - The Slut (1/20-2/18) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Knows how to Have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
PISCES - The Addict (2/19-3/20) EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Energetic. Predict future. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in long relationship. Talkative. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LEO - The Cool One (7/23-8/22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, Fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you'll ever meet! Very beautiful. Amazing. however not the kind of person you wanna mess with... u might end up crying... 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
CANCER - The Smart One. (6/22-7/22) Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being In long-term relationships. Extremely energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
ARIES- The Irresistible One (3/21-4/19) Nice Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SAGITTARIUS-The One that Waits (11/22-12/21) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always Wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Beautiful. Goofy. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. The one and only. 7 Years of bad luck if you do not repost.
TAURUS- The Aggressive One (4/20-5/20) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet! Entirely creative. Extremely random and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous. Great at telling Stories. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
LIBRA - The Partner for Life (9/23-10/22) Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun to be around. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
CAPRICORN - The Cute One (12/22-1/19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict future. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Has lots of friends. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Also not a fighter, but if they have to, they will also knock the lights out of you if it comes down to it..Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
SCORPIO - The Gorgeous One (10/23-11/21) Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight for what they want. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Best kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. Amazing in bed. A caring person. One of a kind.Gorgeous Smile.Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
VIRGO- The Promiscuous One (8/23-9/22) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in the you know where..!! Not the kind of person you wanna mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not repost.
Did you know...
kissing is healthy.
bananas are good for period pain.
it's good to cry.
chicken soup actually makes you feel better.
94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.
lying is actually unhealthy.
you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.
it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.
89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.
it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.
chocolate will make you feel better.
most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
a good friend never judges.
a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.
boys aren't worth your tears.
we all love surprises.
Now... make a wish.
Wish REALLY hard!!
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19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! DeBold the ones that apply to you!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
73. Ran into a door jam
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan, Shifter-youkai, ChOpStIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Nigellica, Narutonarutolove
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :)
If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
92 percent of American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.
If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai ChOpstIcKsXOXO, RadicalEd57, Nigellica, Narutonarutolove
98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alchohol.
2.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv.
3.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.
"When life gives you lemon, make grape juice...then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it."
(the actual quote) "When life gives you lemon, make lemonade."
“I’m jealous of every girl that has hugged you, because for just the one moment she held my whole world.”
"My life is like a puzzle, and when I try to fix it my whole world fell into place, because it was a picture of you."
"Boys are like clowns, they try to make you laugh, yet they scare you at the same time."
"You broke my heart, and left me to put the pieces back together, but there’s one piece missing--you."
"If the only way for me to be with you is in my dreams, then let me sleep forever."
"I said your boyfriend was gay, and he hit me with his purse."
"I swear I’d rip my heart out if you said you’d be impressed."
you call me a bitch, bitch is another word for dog, a dog barks, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature, nature is beautiful, you just called me beautiful, thanks for the compliment.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends grab those knives and stab those bastards back for you.
A good friend is someone who thinks you are a good egg even though he knows you're slightly cracked- Bernard Meltzer
Friends are relatives you make for yourself- Gustache Deschamps
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
You were born an original... don't die a copy.
Your right to smoke stops when it interferes with my right to breathe.
"The truth may hurt, but your lies will kill me."
"Don’t tell me the sky is the limit, when there are footprints on the moon."
"It was the perfect crime, I stole his heart, and he stole mine."
"I know I have a heart, because I can feel it breaking."
"Don’t make someone your everything, because when they leave, you have nothing.
"Stealing one idea is plagiarism. Stealing many is research."
"If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them."
"I don’t suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it."
"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly"
"My goal in life is to hurt you, severely."
"That which doesn't kill you...will most likely succeed the second time."
"I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert."
"If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!"
"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems."
"Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die."
"you’re just jealous cause the little voices talk to me."
"Of course I’m out of my mind...it's dark and scary in there!"
"Curiosity killed whoever got in my way."
"I know the voices aren’t real, but they have some pretty good ideas."
"I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up."
“If you’re gonna die, then die, but do it right.”
"Straw's cheaper, grass is free, buy a farm and get all 3.”
"If looks could kill, you'd be dead."
"Take a picture, it lasts longer."
"Stupid people do stupid things, smart people out-smart each other."
"If you can't live without me, then why aren't you dead yet?"
"I'm in shape... Round's a shape, isn't it?"
"Have I told you lately that I hate every single last one of you?"
"I know karate, kung-fu, and 47 other dangerous words."
"Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Just walk beside me and be my friend forever."
You've never been a person to lean on, but rather a person who has made leaning unnecessary."
"Knock, maybe I'll answer the door, when I decide that I'm home..."
"Hindsight is always 20/20."
Some people are like a slinky; not really good for anything but you can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
One should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
Two wrongs don't make a right. But three rights make a left
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly
If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
I can only please on person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit
How is it possible to have a civil war?
friends will help you find your way when you're lost, best friends will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map and giving you bad directions
Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!
Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot.
10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL
10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks
9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies
8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly
7. Our magazines have horiscopes
6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around
5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm
4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month
3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have
2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket
1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing
Reasons why girls are the best
1.We got off the Titanic first
2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.
6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.
7. Taxis stop for us.
8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).
11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.
18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
STRESS: A condition brought on by over-riding the bodies desire to choke the living daylights out of some jerk that desperately deserves it.
STRESSED is DESSERTS spelled backwards
Never argue with a stupid person. First they'll drag you down to their level. And then they'll beat you with experience.
Before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes
Nothing would ever get done if it weren't for the last minute
Don't take life too seriously-it's not like you're getting out alive
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
I can only please one person a day. Today’s no good and tomorrow isn’t looking good either
You can't change who you are or the past, so suck it up and deal with it.
"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth..."
"Support your local undertaker and DROP DEAD!"
"If you're willing to jump... I'm willing to watch you hit the ground..."
“Time flies when you are with the one you love. And minutes are eternity when you are not.”
“Two years will be nothing with you by my side, but two months without you...is hell.”
Moments had been years. Seconds had become centuries...and minutes...were eternity. One day would take forever, the night would be even longer, and the next day would be even longer than the previous day and night put together.
“The hardest thing in life is loving the person right next to you and knowing they love someone else.”
Live like you ain’t afraid to die. Don’t be scared just enjoy your ride.
Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened
Silence. Sometimes, the nicest sound in the world. Other times, the sound that you dread the most.
"The only promise anyone should ever worry about is that they will wake up and breathe tomorrow; and even that isn't guaranteed."
"You don’t give up on the people you love, its not right, it’s like telling your heart not to beat, and telling your soul not to feel, it’s just not possible."
"The best advice I can give you is to ignore advice. Life is too short to be distracted by the opinions of others."
"I'm the kind of person who laughs at a joke 3 times
"Who ever said nothing was impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door."
"Mirrors don’t talk, and luckily for you they don’t laugh."
"Last night I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door when nuts."
"When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."
"Last night I was laying in my bed, looking up at the star, when I realized...where the hell is my ceiling?"
"It's not when animals attack its when people do stupid things to get themselves bitten." (thank you, "mike" for correcting that for me)
"How can I miss you if you don't go away?"
"I'm busy, your ugly have a nice day."
"Everyone's entitled to be stupid...But your just abusing the privilege."
"The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?"
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes."
"A skater broke my heart...So I broke his board."
"Whatever our struggles and triumphs, however we may suffer, all too soon they bleed into a wash just like the watery ink on paper."
"I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead."
"I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!"
"I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet."
"Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker."
"There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it."
"EdxEnvy... sinfully obvious."
"Evil, was never so cute and fuzzy."
"You did WHAT with my midol!"
"No I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a girl who would be pissed if she heard me say that."
"I can't sleep, clowns will eat me."
"I see stupid people, there's so many."
"I see you're playing stupid again, looks like you're winning."
"Therapy is expensive, but bubble wrap is free."
"The cheese fell off your cracker a long time ago, didn't it?"
"What do you mean you think he's pregnant?"
"I'm not reading porn!"
"I'm not reading lesbian porn!"
"The horns are there to hold up my halo."
Woman: HURRYY UP!
Man: patience is a virtue
Woman: I DON'T THINK THE WALL THAT’S CRUSHING US KNOWS THAT!
"Life is either a party or a living hell. Take your choice. I personally like the choice with the world domination, but who am I to be picky?"
"Screw the world! Who needs it anyway? It's not like it does anything!"
"If anyone has a noble act to stop me, you might as well put it in your will."
"Logic is panics prey."
"you laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same."
"Start at the beginning. When you get to the end, stop."
"There’s always a catch, a hidden cost. Just ask any telemarketer."
"Let the neighbors think they saw a flying pizza."
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."
"Everyone has a right to be stupid- some people just abuse the privilege."
"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely."
"In order for it to begin, it must have an ending. This has no ending, and I doubt it will anytime soon."
"If you can keep your head when all those about you are loosing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation."
"When things are going badly, they will get worse. When things are as bad as they can possibly get, the impossible will happen. And when things appear to be getting better, you have probably overlooked something."
"Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women."
"Sometimes I feel like the whole worlds against me. Then I remember that that isn't true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
"Life is unfair. Everything else is just a mild inconvenience."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."
"Heero, there is a very big, very red and very much on-fire bird staring at me." - Duo, Parallel
"If all else fails, hit it with a big hammer."
"Laundry Math: 1 Washer 1 Dryer 2 Socks 1 Sock"
"Anything that can't possibly in a million years go wrong, will go wrong. Anything that seems right, is putting you into a false sense of security. If everything seems great, it’s already gone wrong. The only time you're right, is when it’s about being wrong. The only times something's right, is when everyone agrees it’s wrong."
"If tomorrow was today, then everyone would be happy. Alas, it will never happen, for tomorrow will never come."
"Nothing is as easy as the expert makes it seem."
"Haste makes waste."
It was Romeo and Juliet. With volcanoes. And a balcony covered in poisoned ivy. And Juliet's relatives laid her body out on a hill of fire ants.
"You have fluffy hair. I don’t. ‘That alone should prove to you that I’m far worse than you!"
"What? YOU NEVER SEEN A 3000 YEAR OLD SPIRIT STROKE HIS JOURNAL LOVINGLY BEFORE? WELL YOU'RE MISSING A LOT!"
"are you kidding this is a contest of freaks. what do you want me to do, fire my slingshot at him?"
"I'm me, idiot, who else would I be?"
"Fifth, you’re attractive. Heck with that, I could be crawling out of a mud ditch with half a leg cut off and still look hotter than you."
"I'd look on the bright side if I could find it."
"I hope life isn't a joke, coz I don't get it..."
"There are only stupid people around me, but they mean well."
"I brought an advice book for bad guys today; it's called Don't Piss Me Off!"
"The complication, inevitably, came in green spandex."
"Okay, you be the optimist, and I'll go on being the pessimist and we'll be fine. Just don't go pushing your 'happiness' on me."
"God made man, knew he could do better, and made woman."
"Envy is ignorance; imitation is suicide."
"Just because you're smiling, doesn't mean you're happy."
Girls don't realize these things.
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
Female Pick Up Lines, if you have one, add it!
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Man: Have I seen you someplace before.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Man: Your place or mine?
Man: So what do you do for a living?
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Man: So how do you like your eggs in the morning?
Man: Your body's like a temple.
Man: I would go to the ends of the earth for you.
Man: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and I together. (OMG THAT IS THE OLDEST AND LAMEST LINE EVER!)
Man: I'd do anything for you.
Man: You eyes are the most beautiful shade of... (insert color here)
Man: You truly are something.
Man: Come on, what do you see when you look at me?
Top 80 Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator
When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
Ask, "Did you feel that?"
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
Swat at flies that don't exist.
Tell people that you can see their aura.
Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
Put police tape in front of the door before entering.
Fart loudly when there are only two of you in the elevator. Argue vehemently that it wasn't you.
Hold an auction.
Do the "potty dance" all the way to the elevator door. Upon arrival, sigh and look greatly relieved.
Ask every passenger coming if you can borrow a tampon. Especially effective if victim is male. Even more effective if you yourself are male.
Throw a rave.
Place potted plants and water fountains at strategic locations in the lift. When people ask what you are doing, tell them you "won't ride an elevator that's not fung shwei."
Greet everyone getting on with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral".
Hum the first six notes of the "It's a small world" over and over again.
When you brush past someone, whisper "Was it good for you too?"
Lean over to another rider and whisper 'Noogie patrol coming!'"
Have a heated debate with yourself.
Bring a melon onto the elevator. Try to sell it to the other passengers.
Drum on every available surface.
Write a big X on the elevator floor, and hand out "pirate" maps to everyone as they enter.
Give psychotherapy to the other passengers.
Greet everyone coming on as if they were your best friend. Use the same name for all of them.
Say "ring ring," then pull a banana out of your pocket and start talking into it.
Propose to the other passengers.
Challenge people to duels.
Sell girl scout cookies.
Bring a large pile of ice. Build an igloo on the floor.
Come on looking really scared, and say to another passenger..."I'm kinda nervous...this is my first time flying..."
Any time someone enters the doors, recoil in horror.
Stick your tongue out. Act like it's a cigarette, and ask someone for a lighter.
Pitch a tent on the floor, and "camp out" for the weekend.
Play "I've got your nose" with the other passengers.
Shout "Food fight!"
Every time someone else talks, angrily shout: "Some people are trying to sleep here!"
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
Lick one of the buttons. Tell the other passengers you're sick and tired of people stealing your food the second you turn your back.
Elevators were practically MADE for river dance!
Bring a snowboard onto the elevator. Put it on. Every time the lift goes up or down, shout "WOO-YEAH! This is what I call sick air!"
Press your nose against the other passengers, and say "You know, this is what the Eskimos used to do before having sex."
Every time the elevator goes down, loudly scream "OH MY GOD!! We're all gonna die! This is it! This is it! It's over! IT'S OVER!!" Look relieved when it stops moving. When you begin to drop again, repeat.
Ask the other passengers if they want to see your glass clown collection.
Practice your kung fu.
Make race car noises when people get on and off.
Ask everyone on the elevator: "Are you my mother?"
Fly a model airplane.
Play the accordion
Enter the elevator with nothing on your head. Individually ask everyone if they like your hat.
Bring a rocking chair. Sit and knit.
Recite gangsta rap lyrics in monotone.
Enter with a shovel, and attempt to "dig for treasure."
Read "Green Eggs and Ham" at the top of your lungs. Sound out every word.
Sing really annoying songs at the top of your lungs.
Stand by a passenger and stare at them intently. Then turn your head and say, out of the blue, "If someone shaved your head, you would look like a british man." Especially effective if they are a woman.
Keep asking everyone really personal questions like "Are you a virgin?" "How big is your penis?" "Have you ever masturbated?" Etc.
Go through all of your cell phone ringtones and ask their opinions on each. More effective if you act very indecisive and have to go through all of them several times.
Everytime someone new comes into the elevator, say welcome in at least 17 languages
If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.
The Jashin Alphabet
A Is For Akamaru Who Drowned In A Pool
I Is For Ino Who Lost Her Front Brakes
Q Is For Quentin Who Took The Wrong Trail
Itachi -/ \-
Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, Cougarkillz, Narutonarutolove
If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile
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1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going
2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up,
4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear,
7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like
15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less
16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing
19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I
20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your
22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do
24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll
And my favorite:
25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".
WHEN A GUY SAY'S I LOVE YOU ODDS ARE IT ISN'T TRUE. WHEN HE MAKES YOU A PROMISE IT WILL MOST LIKELY BE BROKEN. HE SAYS "BABY YOUR THE ONLY ONE FOR ME', IS THAT WHAT HE'S REALLY THINKING? YOU HOLD HIS HAND AND PRAY THAT YOUR THE ONLY ONE. HE TELL'S YOU THAT HE'S BUSY AND WILL TALK TO YOU LATER, WHAT IS HE DOING? WHEN YOU LOOK INTO HIS EYES YOU KNOW YOUR LUCKY BUT HONEY DON'T FEEL SO LUCKY HE MIGHT JUST BE PLAYING YOU. ALMOST 30 PERCENT OF GIRLS THAT GET PLAYED OR DUMPED EITHER KILL THEMSELVES OR WISH TO DIE, YOU GIRLS THAT THINK YOU HAVE THE PERFECT GUY, THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU MAKE HIM YOUR EVERYTHING. LOVE IS A BATTLEFEILD, A GAME OF WIN OR LOSE. IF YOU HAVE BEEN HURT BY A GUY AND AGREE WITH THIS COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.
If you're addicted to anime,copy & paste this into your profile.
you say pink
You say akon-I say Disturbed
And now an ode to yaoi:
If yaoi were vodka
And I were a duck
I'd swim to the bottom
And drink my way up
But Yaoi ain't vodka
And I ain't a duck
So give me some yaoi
And shut the fuck up
People are like slinkies. Completely useless but still fun to push down stairs.
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
(Someone boring talking to you) "Hold that thought, I need to do something" walk over and stare at a wall "yup, a lot more interesting"
It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 8 to reach out and slap the shit out of somebody.
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter.
I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage.
Be nice to your kids... they pick your nursing home.
I'd make you swear on the bible if it didn't make your skin sizzle.
They say that 99 of ugly-ass people check their messages with their thumb. It's too late- don't switch fingers now!
It takes 82 muscles to frown, and only 4 to stick up you middle finger to tell somebody to fuck off.
A little boy walks past his parents room one night and looks in the keyhole. He then says to himself: "And this bitch gets mad at me because I suck my thumb!"
After great sex, she laid there stroking his penis. He said: do you want some more? She said: No, I'm just admiring it... I use to have one...
Cinderella was fired from Disney today. She was found bouncing on Pinnochio's face, screaming, "Lie, you little fucker, lie!"
Mickey and Minnie went to court where Donald was the judge. Donald asked Mickey, "Why are you here today?" Mickey replies, "She's cheating on me." Donald says, "Well, why do you think so?" Mickey looks at Minnie who's giggling (hehehe) and says, "Look at her! She's fucking Goofy!"
Guy: What did you say?
Girl: Well, what did you think you heard?
Guy: I'd rather not repeat it...
Girl : Well then, we'll never learn what it was will we?
Keep hope alive and laugh all the time. People might think your psycho after that, but who gives a flying flip? Besides, I can't please them all.
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile
I saw some quotes on someone else's profile, and some of them were just too funny...so im pasting them here:
"When life gives you lemons, reach across the counter, shove them in life's mouth, and say 'I ordered apples. Where are they?'" Leaf Ranger
"When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, and just say, 'I'm that good'." Leaf Ranger
"When life gives you lemonade, pour life a glass, and when life drinks it, tell them you put arsenic in it. Watch the spit take."RagingStarr, Leaf Ranger's sister.
"When life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. Then find someone whose life is giving them vodka, and have a party." -Ron White
Next section is all quotes from the profile of Sandgirl395...enjoy!
"Having the love of your life break up with you and say, "We can still be friends," is like having your dog die, and your mom saying that we could still keep it."
"Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back... are we talking about zombies here?"
Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.
In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.
Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.
They say that guns don't kill people. People do. But I think that guns help. I mean, if a guy goes into a middle of a room and yells "BANG!" He wouldn't kill that many people.
If you laugh, I laugh. If you cry, I cry. If you jump out a window and die, I'll laugh harder.
If you're pissed at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, your a mile away from them, and you have their shoes! Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!
Just when I think you said the most stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.
Knowledge is power, and power is the root of all evil. So study to be evil!
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.
The early bird catches the worm, on the other hand, the early worm gets eaten.
I love you is eight letters. So is bullshit.
I know it sounds like I'm in denial. But I'm not.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
I'm here because heaven wouldn't take me and hell was afraid I'd take over.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Girl: Do you like me?
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile
Now I have a very serious question I would like someone to answer about the Naruto episodes. ANBU...WTF man? They are supposed to be the Elite of the elite...so how come they are always getting slaughtered? Shouldn't they at least put up a decent fight? If anyone agrees copy and paste this into your profile. lol
Read this please;
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''My heart nearly stopped.The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'''OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'''I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'''My mommy loves white roses.'A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
"There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear"
...1 John 4:18...
. God Bless You All.
IF YOU IGNORE THIS WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this
two sad child abuse poems
My name is Sarah,
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah,
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Her name was Aurora
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrust the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
If you hate child abuse, post the two peoms on your profile. and if you don't have a profile e-mail to peoples.
To Every Girl:
To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.
To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy.
To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.
To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.
To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.
To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead.
To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.
To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.
To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.
To every girl that won't get down on her knees open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.
To every girl that just wants to hold hands.
To every girl that kisses him with meaning.
To every girl who just wishes he cared more.
To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.
To every girl who just wants him to call.
To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.
To every girl that just wants to cuddle.
To every girl that just wants to sleep with him without having sex.
To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.
To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."
To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.
To every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a rough time along the way.
To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.
To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.
To every girl who doesn't just want to be another pretty face.
To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.
To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. never again
To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.
To every girl that has gone through all of the above, thinking she would never have her happily ever after, you will find it. I know I did. (WavesWindWhirlpool)
If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."
If you are a guy that thinks every girl should try to think about even a few of these things repost it as "I am looking for this girl" or if u have this girl put this on you profile under the title " I have this girl"
And if you can, add another line!
When she walks away from you, mad Follow her
When she stares at your mouth Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you Grab her and don't let go
When she starts cussing at you Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you Give her your attention
When she pulls away Pull her back
When you see her at her worst Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared Protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes don't look away until she does
When she misses you she's hurting inside
When you break her heart the pain never really goes away
When she says its over she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin she wants you to read it
- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Tease her and let her tease you back.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
Copy this into your profile if you think it's too sweet to ignore, then sign your name;
The Crazy Evil Akatsuki Neko, black-ice-alchemist, The Devil's Kin, Narutonarutolove
No Boy - No Love No Love - No Sex No Sex - No Children No Children - No School No School - No Teachers No Teachers - No Problem No Problem - OH YES!!
We all know or knew someone like this!!
One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school.His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.
A: Easy to fall in love with
Sasuke and Sakura Conversation
sakura: Do i ever cross ur mind?
copy and paste if you hate sakura sasuke pairings.
Sing to the tune of 'I love you, you love me'
I love you
You love me
Let's go out and KILL KARIN
with a 'death bomb'
KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR
No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!
the word harrase sp?
break it up and it says her ass!
just thought it was funny and wanted to add it.L8R!!
Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
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