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since: 05-12-02, id: 212775
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Author has written 23 stories for Inuyasha.

Guten Tag! If you haven't read the above, my pen name is Scorpiogal. Also called Scorpia, and sometimes initialed as SG. (Also my slaves call me master...)

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I'm from Indiana and I have an accent so noticeable even I myself can see it.
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Freddy - "OMG I H8 U CUM DWN HERRE + FIHGT!!1"
Jason - "?"
-COMIC BY ZARLA
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"What am I doing wearing this silly costume?...and all wet??" - Daphine from Scooby Doo and the Ghost Clown
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"Virgins live; Sluts die." -Mega-rule of Horror movies
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"Well M&Ms are chocolate, and Skittles are fruity." - Kagome from "Why the Male Characters Fear Rin"
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"YEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEE!!!!!" - Kagome and Kikyo in "Kagome and Kikyo team up to get revenge on Inu Yasha!"
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^_^ Eh! Gotta make a comment – on why I had surgery.

Okay, you ready for this?

Plastic surgery! Wah-HA! XD Freaky no?

The very thought of plastic surgery gives me the creeps – the thought of stretching skin or expanding it or injecting it with stuff makes it look like the human body is as moldable as clay! But why would I, Scorpiogal be out getting plastic surgery??

Scar removal.

Rare case I had. I got chicken pox – twice.

Oh so you say it can’t happen, EH?!

Well it happened to me, man! The first time I had it was when I was five. It wasn’t that bad of a case at all. Dude, it was a stroll in the park compared to the second case! O_o
I got it again at age 15 @_@!

Do you know what that’s like??!

It sucked big time!! And I got them on my face and they got all big and weird looking and I was REALLY self conscious and hot and I got these really suffocating nightmares! A couple of the big ones on my face came off before healing so they left these pothole scars.

*shiver*

Dude, it sucked.

But at least I can’t get them anymore.

Well I had been walking around for years still a bit self conscious about the pothole scars on the tip of my nose and the one on my cheek ; apparently no one really noticed them unless someone pointed them out. But still ya know?

Anyway, my relatives were entertaining the idea of me going to a plastic surgeon to get them removed. And like I said, the idea freaked me out.
But then they took me there when I was in one of my “passive” moods and I agreed to it.
Oh lordy.
They made me wear this surgery dress that opened in the back and they tried twice to find a vein in my right arm to no avail then finally the stuck the IV in the back of my hand. And they gave me these two pills that made me sleepy and woozy. And my parents just came in and kept asking me questions even though they should have been able to figure out from my slurred speech and delayed responses that I was in no condition to be asked questions and stared at. Then I was out for a while. I thought that when I woke up that I would probably have the cool looking cloth bandages on my face like that bad guy from Ruroni Kenshin or Gen Kai from Yu Yu Hakusho (that’s probably why I agreed to it in the first place).
Well, no. They were ugly little brown squares of surgical tape. T_T If I wanted that, I would have stuck with the chicken pocks. So I was wearing those for a weak and I wasn’t supposed to get them wet. And my face was greasy for a week – which was really uncomfortable and distracting. I was miserable. Then one morning the bandage on my nose came off on its own in my sleep and I freaked out! The bandages weren’t supposed to come off. I had to put peroxide and Neosporin on it 4 times a day until I went back to the doctor so they could remove the bandages. They itched like the dickens, and they hurt like a mother! >
When I went in to get them off I was so ready. They pulled off the bandages which hurt mildly. What I wasn’t prepared for was the Nurse beginning to cut the stitches off of my cheek! 0_o I didn’t even know I had stitches up until then! For the whole week, I thought the only thing holding me together was the surgical tape! Then another nurse came in – some male nurse. He cut the one on my nose. Which didn’t hurt nearly as much.
According to my mom, they look great. To me, they look gross and scabby! >_
I go back for the “derma abrasion” surgery in six weeks.

*shiver*

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1. Sesshomaru: A Feudal Fluffytale » reviews
Sesshomaru's personal thoughts and feelings for your eyes only!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,457 - Reviews: 374 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 3-12-03 - Sesshomaru & Rin - Complete
2. How to be a Good, Nurturing Parent » reviews
Hello Boys and Girls! Today we're going to talk about families. Do you have a good family? Of course you do! Do you have a good daddy? Who's yur daddy?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 92,201 - Reviews: 509 - Updated: 8-2-04 - Published: 9-14-03 - Kagome & Inuyasha
3. Inu Yasha's Guide to Mating » reviews
Everything you need to know about mating, dating, and creating from Inu Yasha's brilliant POV!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,213 - Reviews: 322 - Updated: 10-3-03 - Published: 6-25-03 - Inuyasha & Shippo
4. Brownies » reviews
Sorry, this story is only good for people who like good vs. evillight vs. darkness, Shio the man whore, lesbian badguys, silver, shikon shards, girls in eggs, intense romance, and deep plot.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,079 - Reviews: 226 - Updated: 8-30-03 - Published: 4-23-03 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete
5. Inukun: A Feudal Puppytail reviews
Albino Puppy Inu-kun and his brother's and sisters Shippou, Miroku, Kagome, and Sango have to save the village, find their parents, protect their masters, and save the magic bag of milkbone dog treats from the evil white spider monkey!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,720 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-30-03 - Inuyasha & Shippo
6. Astrology in the Feudal Era » reviews
Now really, with a pen name like mine, how could you not expect this? *COMPATIBILITY CHARTS UP!*
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,871 - Reviews: 143 - Updated: 8-15-03 - Published: 7-18-02
7. Somebody Call The Exorcist! OO » reviews
RomanceHumorHorror.Kikyo, Sango, and Kagome, are sisters of the church, and they get their very first exorcism in a town overrun by demons. Kagome, the youngest, must exorcise the church. But the demon there is making it a little hard for her!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,832 - Reviews: 183 - Updated: 4-15-03 - Published: 3-28-03 - Kagome & Inuyasha - Complete
8. Puppies, Dog Treats, and Hentai! » reviews
Kagome developes a strange allergy! Could it be for DOGS! WAHAHAA! Plus there is a rabid wolf on the lose! What would happen if a dog demon got bitten by it?Parody Puppies and the return of Shio. Everyone shall fear them! COMPLETED!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,955 - Reviews: 223 - Updated: 3-28-03 - Published: 2-28-03 - Inuyasha & Kagome - Complete
9. Problem Child » reviews
Yes, the young lady of the western lands must be angelic, sweet, adorable and human. But not Inu Onna, who is spoiled, angry, sad, and a hanyo. And now she has a baby brother!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,649 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 3-1-03 - Published: 1-16-03 - Complete
10. I am Beautiful reviews
Just a little songfic about some of the characters about how unique they find they are. I promise you'll like it!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 2-25-03 - Complete
11. Why The Male Characters Fear Rin » reviews
What it is.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,183 - Reviews: 110 - Published: 1-25-03 - Rin & Rin - Complete
12. Gone Fission » reviews
Ask yourself this question: What would happen if Inu Yasha's evil demon side was seperated from his kindhearted human side? Rating may change later
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,315 - Reviews: 160 - Updated: 1-11-03 - Published: 12-30-02 - Complete
13. Lead the Way » reviews
Kagome has some temporary blindness, so she's going to need a seeing eye dog.....
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,891 - Reviews: 400 - Updated: 12-25-02 - Published: 11-23-02 - Complete
14. Family Portrait » reviews
Sequal to Namida of the Misma. More child cloning, more freaked out parents, and of course, more pairings then you can shake a kattana at.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,297 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 11-23-02 - Published: 9-21-02 - Complete
15. Battle For The Red One » reviews
I've read millions of Kagome vs. Kikyo stories, but Hey! I'm not tired of them!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 11-16-02 - Published: 7-31-02 - Complete
16. House Party2 » reviews
IIIIIII'm come'n up, so you'd better get this party started...IIIIIIII'm come'n up so you'd better get the party started....
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,451 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 10-19-02 - Published: 9-14-02
17. Secret Admirer 2: Cupid's Ordeal » reviews
Believe it or not, but all of those scrolls Inu Yasha sent to Kagome didn't work! So Aphrodite, is sending her son Cupid to go fix it. What could go wrong?
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,392 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 9-28-02 - Published: 9-13-02 - Complete
18. Namida of the Misma » reviews
This is the sequel to Inu Onna: A Feudal Fairytail. Will Namida get her revenge on Inu Onna? And will Inu Onna suceed in bringing Inu Yasha and Kagome closer together? GAH! There's so many pairings in here, it's like a frickn' shoe store! *Complete*
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,434 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 9-13-02 - Published: 8-9-02 - Complete
19. House Party » reviews
One of Kagome's friends is having a house party. Guess who shows up?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,071 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 8-20-02 - Published: 7-24-02 - Complete
20. Secret Admirer » reviews
Boys have been giving Kagome alot of attention lately, and it's driving Inu Yasha crazy. Imagine how he feels when she starts recieveing letters. Complete.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 152 - Updated: 8-10-02 - Published: 8-6-02 - Complete
21. Inu Onna: A Feudal Fairy Tale » reviews
Two kids show up and start claiming Parents. Oh how the sparks will fly! ^_^ "COMPLETE!!!"
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,654 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 8-8-02 - Published: 7-16-02 - Complete
22. Shippou's Revenge » reviews
What it is. Inu Yasha did something to Shippou that sent him off the deep end *Complete*
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,235 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 6-25-02 - Published: 6-10-02 - Complete
23. Mr Mosquito reviews
Someone else, besides Myoga, is biting Inu Yasha...Oh, that came out right!
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 6-6-02 - Complete
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