Author has written 10 stories for Pokemon, Sailor Moon X-overs, Harry Potter, Final Fantasy IX, and Kingdom Hearts.

***ANYONE READING THIS!***
***PLEASE READ "BEING"!***
***IT IS MY SERIOUS STORY!***
***IT IS THE ONE I WANT FEEDBACK ON THE MOST!***
***THANK YOU!***


Oh, I got me a typewriter!... Eventually, I will write the greatest story EVER!
But until then, uh... I guess it's just random crap.

9-4-04: Blue Dragon X... Um, thanks for the reviews. If I ever need someone to "read" my fics and tell me they're all formatted completely wrong, I'll look for you. ^^

8-30-04: I'd just like to say that rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. No, writer's block and work just combined into an unstoppable force of evil, against which only the forces of no sleep and mind-numbing classes can fight! Did that make any sense? No? Well, suffice it to say that I am back, and not only have I posted the most evil fic since Sad Mudokon's "Feathered Circle," I have a great new fic I'm working on. And before I post it, I have to finish "Being," since the former has spoilers for the latter. So rejoice! I have returned!

3-18-04:
For all you pervs out there: Drop me a line, and tell me if you want another chapter to "Addition to Being," my soft-core Black Mage porn entry. I'll do it if that's what it takes to get some frickin' reviews. I'm not above it. (Aw, hell, who am I kidding? It's fun as hell!)

2-8-04:
I've caught the flavor quote bug, and I now have flavor quotes all five chapters of "Being." Check 'em out!

1-1-04:
In my never-ending quest for perfection, I've made small updates to Being, correcting dumb mistakes and making minor changes. If you've already read it, it's nothing worth reading it again for (although I wouldn't mind if you did ^_^). In fact, I don't even know why I'm mentioning it, except to show how my quest to please you people continues, in spite of being snubbed by the Academy. *sulks*


Saru no Megami no how-to-review

Now don't get me wrong; If the only thing you possibly have to say is "thats good write" go right ahead. But if you care about me enough to read my bio *g* then please, *please*, give me more than that. Specifically, any one of (or even... all?) of the following:
-What you liked (a favorite line, joke, scene)
-What you didn't like (made no sense, ooc in a serious story, etc.)
-Anything that didn't make sense
-Anything you'd like to see in future chapters

Note that some of this doesn't apply to my humor stories. I *like* ooc in humor stories, and most of them are random and out of left field. But still, you can give constructive reviews! Please!


So everyone else has these mile-long bios; I figured I'd slip into conformist mode and write one too.

I am a freshman at a normal university, which, ironically, is neither.

I write mostly comedy, because that's what I enjoy. I write really good angst, having gone through some myself, but I don't like to, because, well, it's a sucky feeling. The only way I write angst is of things turn out well in the end. That'll probably give away the endings of some of my fics, but eh, c'est la vie.

I am a Spanish Education major, but I'm going to change it to Industrial Computer Systems, which is sort of a mix of all the computer sciences (networking, programming, hardware, etc.).

My current favorite anime are pretty much all the shows on Adult swim (Yeah, I know it's lame, but I have no money with which to buy anime). Manga series I'm currently buying include Fruits Basket and Wedding Peach (the latter being mega-kawaii ^____^). My favorite game, if you can't guess, is Final Fantasy 9, and my favorite character is, you guessed it.... Bratty Marin! No, really, if you can't figure it out, you probably have stumbled across this site by typing random words on a keyboard (and knock it off, that's *my* racket!) My favorite websites, speaking of which, are currently Somethingawful.com, homestarrunner.com, and maddox.xmission.com.

How do you prove you exist?
*SMACK*
OW! THAT HURT, YOU JERK!

Having sworn fealty,
must I now go look up what that means?

Well, what are you waiting for? GET TO READING!