This profile is DEAD! (insert Monty Python sketch here.)

I don't write fanfiction anymore; I stopped abruptly when I realized that I would rather listen to talk radio than work on my works-in-progress. I'm killing my stories; sadly, there's no way to delete a profile that I know of. However, if anyone wants to be a sweetheart and report me for... I don't know, anything ff.net considers a Bad Thing, I'd appreciate it.

Thank you for everyone who read and reviewed. My apologies to anyone who actually cared about an ending.

Later,
Callahan