Oh, I'm so honored you've decided to visit my humble page...not sure if you're interested in the nonsense I tend to put up here. Feel free to inbox me whenever you want, about whatever you want. If you're looking for a mindless chatter buddy, PM me a message with the subject Cougar @ Six o'clock.

Well, my age changes every year, so it'd be pointless to tell you how young I am, but I guess I could let you know that I'm in high school. For now.

I'm a very passionate character in general, and this aids me in loving almost everything I physically can. I'm interesting and boring at the same time. Loads of people say I should make a video diary thing like Jenna Marbles(who I adore) or whatnot, but Jenna is just too good at what she does. 'Nuff said. The boring side of me is that I will literally, and willingly watch any and every documentary there is on Earth. I just love learning too damn much. I will watch a 180 min movie about the Krebs Cycle and I bet I'll enjoy every moment of it. Hell, I'd probably take notes. Not only that, but I have--and I doubt this'll end any time soon--made up the silliest excuses just so I wouldn't have to leave the house. I once bailed on a lunch date with my friends, and the next day I'll blame it on half a cup of NyQuil I never drank. So, yeah. That's me. I also never shut the hell up, so let it be known that I have to forcefully remove my hands from the keyboard so I can just stop. writing.

Which brings me to my next point. Thinking? I do so much of that a Taoist would spit at my feet. Writing stories? Not so much. I'm always coming up with new ideas for my current stories and others I have yet to post, but I can never find it in myself to type it all up. There's nothing I can do about that other than apologize sincerely.
...I apologize sincerely. Heh.

*Disclaimer: I, EmpressOfEvilBunnies,only own the plot, or any Original Characters that might be included in my writings, unless stated otherwise. I, EmpressOfEvilBunnies, do not own any songs, artists, actors, actresses, shows, quotes, people, logos, clothes lines, brands, or stores that might be included in my writings. Please be informed that this disclaimer stands for all of my writings and/or conversations that i may have failed to say so in.*

EDiT

2012.1.12

First of all, Happy New Years, everyone! And Valentine's is right around the corner, so I hope my latest news is enough to regain your love. ;) I have published the newest, most recent, edited first chapter of OOFAS. It doesn't take a genius to know that I've almost begun from scratch, though. I'm trying my best, and I hope my motivation continues to be fueled by your kind reviews and appreciative gestures.

It has been submitted as an entirely new story titled, Of Old Friends and Surfboards: Rewrite, since I believe this marks a big, important step. Anyways, I really do hope you all enjoy the single chapter to the fullest. I'd also appreciate it if you'd all include scenes or ideas from either the original OOFAS or from yourself that you'd like me to include. I have the general plot in mind, but some people-pleasing wouldn't hurt. lessthanthree

EDiT

2011.8.30

The poll has come to an end, and the results will be shown to you all in the span of the next two-three days. There has been some difficulties with the results, however, because some people are unable to interpret simple English. I clearly stated that you should not review your vote because the poll is open to everyone, and that you should Privately Message me ((I accept anonymous messages)) in the case of having anything to say. Of course, the majority listened and thankfully voted on the poll without needlessly reviewing, unfortunately a handful chose to review anyway. These reviews have thrown me off quite a bit, and I'd surely miscalculate if I were to count them.

I apologize to all who have not voted on the poll and instead chose to include their vote in a review, but your votes have been rendered ineligible, therefore, they do not affect the results of the poll. Sorry for any inconvenience, but really, it couldn't be helped.

EDiT

2011.8.23

Well, I've made some adjustments to my profile and my game plan. Of Old Friends and Surfboards ((OOFAS)) is more than likely getting back on track. I'm sure many are ecstatic, and as a way to somehow apologize for my pitiful behavior, I've allowed you all to vote for the genre. The poll is currently up and running, and has been for the past three days now. Surprisingly, almost 30 votes have been put in so far, so thank you!

I've also recently settled on a page breaker and signature; 33B. I like it. Oh, you don't? Suck it./\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\

33B

p.s does anyone know if you can make your signature permanent in messages, like in dA? If so, how?

EDiT

2011.12.27

Haven't updated in a while, and so it's safe to say that I've recently published A Girl ((A Sakura-Centric series akin to WIGU)) and just mere minutes ago, I submitted Ego-Overload; a short SasuSaku drabble that came outta nowhere. My finals have begun, and tomorrow is my third exam. Today, while my body was slowly rotting away as I waited for the bell to ring so that I could be free, dammit, I wrote a poem. I dunno if it's good or not, but this is a place where amateurs come together and form an angry mob that consists of dangerously violent females with different opinions of who should be with who, and who is the hottest. And so, I told myself, Why the heck not?

{[( A/N: Still haven't titled it, yet.)]}

Been made fun of for an eternity

They've lacked some respect for me

And sitting here I realize

That drinking posh tea

is just

pouring hot water down your throat

And that

like a luxury yacht

a plank of wood can also float

So? How is it? Please, if you've read this, take the time to PM me and help a teenage girl out! Is it really bad? O-kay? Good?

Random Shizz I can't bring myself to delete. Separation anxiety, much?

quotes

"I was normal once. I didn't like it."

"I gotta jar of dirt! I gotta jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" -Jack Sparrow from Pirates 2

"You're mad!"
"Good thing, 'cause if I wasn't, this would probably never work." -Lord Becket and Jack Sparrow from Pirates 3

"How soon can we set off?"
-Ship falls apart- "Do think he plans it all out, or just makes it up as he goes along?" -Lord Becket and random crewman from Pirates 3

"You are not my captain!"-To Elizabeth-
"Who among you do you call 'captain'?"
-Points at Elizabeth- "Captain!" -random Singapore crewman and Davy Jones from Pirates 3

"How's Mum?"
-Holds up a shrunken head-
"...sh-she looks great..." -Jack Sparrow from Pirates 3

"James Norrington, do you fear death?" -gets stabbed- "I take that as a 'no'." -Davy Jones from Pirates 3

"Do you fear death?"
"You have no idea..." -Davy Jones and Jack Sparrow from Pirates 3

"I once sailed with a geezer. Lost both of his arms and part of his eye."
"What did you call him?"
"...Larry." -Jack Sparrow and Gibbs from Pirates 3

"This is Madness!"
"This is politics." -Elizabeth Swan and Jack Sparrow from Pirates 3

"I'm no ordinary pervert! I'm a MEGA PERV!" -Jiraiya from Naruto episode 54

"What? No armored car?"
"That would be in my other dress." -Victor and Gracie Heart from Miss Congeniality

"Under my mask is...another mask! Pretty cool, huh?" -Kakashi Hatake from Naruto

“Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever, you keep on talking.”

"SHANARRO!" -Sakura from Naruto

"Jerks. Oh, hey. Doughnuts." -Rose Hathaway from Shadow Kiss

"I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)"

"Money is like muck, not good except it be spread" Francis Bacon

"I'm not an environmentalist. I'm an Earth Warrior." Unknown

"...Fate is not an eagle, it creeps like a rat" Elizabeth Bowen

"The academy is not paradise. But learning is a place where paradise can be created." Bell Hooks

"When you're in the muck you can only see muck. If you somehow manage to float above it, you still see the muck but you see it from a different perspective. And you see other things , too. That's the consolation of philosophy." David Cronenberg

"Every day is Earth Day" quoted in Time Magazine.