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http://www.fictionpress.com/u/696456/ Age: 8,987,755,578,670,886,553,465,765,879,990,987,654,645. . . you know that I just randomly typed those #’s. . . B'day: November 17th Hair: Auburn/red. . . im cursed Eyes: blue/grey Fave number: 13 Star signs: Western: Scorpio Eastern: Ox ( Hatsuharu-Kun!) They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to The trouble with life, is there's no background music. I couldn't repair you brakes, so I made your horn louder. In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf." "Nothing worse than getting your pigtails shot off..." "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." "He who laughs last didn't get it." Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice? -Education is important; school however, is another matter. -Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up. -Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. -Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters? -There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots. -Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed. Basic Definitions of Science: If it's green or wiggles, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics. When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape Don't take life to seriously, no one gets out alive anyway Life's tough...Get a helmet Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes. My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone. I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!" “An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.” Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over. Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil. Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary. Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity? Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen! I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! Don’t follow me, I’m lost too. This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob. Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas. One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff. I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter. When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate. It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER. So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun. Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’? Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it? “When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade” Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick. Darth Vader- "Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!" Life was so simple when boys had cooties I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide. Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust? Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later. One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons! When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office.( Or maybe i will... muahahaha! (( Evil grin >:D)) ) I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. “When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.” “Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.” Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else. Which gives an excuse to go through the school walls in a cardboard box, with a friend pulling you. “Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.” “I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.” “What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.” I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? “He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.” “If you know me, chances are you hate me.” Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you. Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them. Set sail in a general that way direction. It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it? Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face? All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drinking my water! Ever wondered if illiterate people get the full effects of alphabet soup? Chaos theory is a new theory created by scientists panicked at the thought that the public are beginning to understand the old ones. I would be unstoppable... if I could just get started. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. What is another word for "thesaurus"? I have that effect on most people. A new survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75 percent of the population. A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do. And a woman's gotta do what he can't! You'll always be my best friend - you know too much! Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day, and tomorrow doesn't look good either. Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it. It never rains, it pours. A clean house is a sign of a wasted house. Organized people are just too lazy to look for things. Is this a kissing book? Every time I try to make ends meet, someone moves the ends. Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: 1. Children's Asprin: Warning: Keep Away From Children 2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts 3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping 4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire 5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking 6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado 7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts 8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children 9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted. 10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping 11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regualr soap 12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness 13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required 14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use 16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. 17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." 18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." 19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." 20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." 21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." 23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." 24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." 26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." 27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) 28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." 29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you FRIENDS: Will say you can do better BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live" FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying BESTFRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry FRIENDS: Will help you move BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!" FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!" FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later BESTFRIENDS:Lose your stuff and tell you, "my bad .. here's a tissue" FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarder FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone FRIENDS: Call you crazy for running through the bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"( ?... BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you FREINDS: Will ignore this BESTFRIENDS:Will repost this crap. FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. 24 things to do in an elevator 1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, admit, all of you just shut UP!" 2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly. 3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?" 4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down. 5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves. 7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral. 8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom. 9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!" 10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, motion sickness!" 11. Meow occasionally. 12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends. 13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator. 15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it. 16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?" 17. Say "Ding!" at each floor. 18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons. 19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope. 20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.' 21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers. 24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on. Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? WHY DO YOU THINK THAT I REMEMBER THESE THINGS?? Where are you? Look up, now look back. What did you see? a pole What's the last thing you ate? dunno What's your personality like? dunno Who do you have a crush on? no one What was the last thing you thought? You have a million dollars. What do you do? BOOKS!! What are you eating/drinking RIGHT NOw? air... What are you thinking RIGHT NOW? SNOOZE ALARMS: COPY AND PASTE SECTION Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you love Harry Potter, copy this into your profile. If you believe that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending Harry Potter is fictional, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, copy and post this into your profile. 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If your profile is ridiculously long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer! Yay! If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you are obsessed with Percy Jackson and the Olympians, copy and paste this to your profile! Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. (next they'll tell us Jupiter is too big)LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you are in LOVE with fictional chacters copy and paste this on your profile. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking Trix, copy this into your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy, copy this into your profile If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile. If you've ever fallen going up the stairs, copy this into your profile If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and see if ohtres can raed it If you Yell at people who think PJO is stupid copy this to your profile If your reading fanfics when your supposed to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.(obviously) If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true. If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, put this in your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile If you know at least five words to the song 'I Love Rock n' Roll', put this in your profile If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile Hey read this guys !! Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Cool huh ?? If yuo can raed tihs tehn put it on yuor porifle !! If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. -If you freak your friends out (only sometimes!) copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. -I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... -If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. -If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile -If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. -If you're scared of the Abercrombie and Fitch models copy and paste this into your profile! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con', then what is the opposite of 'progress'? If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile. If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile. If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile. Have you ever tried having a thumb war with yourself?? I have. (I found that I'm a very tough opponent.) If you have just tried having a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this on your profile. if you are an american, copy and paste if you are a redhead, copy and paste, If you think the world is heading to a bad place,and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile If your crazy and funny all the time or most of the time...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate racism, copy and paste this into your profile If you like chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile If you like the designs on Kleenex boxes, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you've bookmarked about ten billion fanfiction stories, copy and paste this into your profile If you hate math, or at least the class, copy and paste this into your profile If you almost never get tired of these copy pasty thingies, copy and paste this into your profile My imaginary friend says you have issues. How Many Dogs Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and we're inside worrying about a stupid lightbulb? Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code too. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! Rottweiler: Make me. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Lab: Oh, me, me! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease let me change the lightbulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease, please, please, please! German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed anything, and make one more perimeter patrol to make sure no one has taken advantage of this situation. Jack Russel Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. Old English Sheep Dog: What lightbulb? There's a lightbulb? I'm sorry, but I can't see it. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or, "We don't need no stinkin light bulb." Greyhoud: It isn't moving. Who cares? Austrailian Shepherd: First I'll put all the lightbulbs in little circles... Poodle: I'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. How Many Cats Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb? All Cats: Cats do not change lightbulbs. People change lightbulbs. So the real question is, "How long will it be before I can expect light, dinner, and a massage?" Which all proves, once again, DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF! I live in my own little world, but it's okay. They know me there. Everyday, I beat my previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive. Middle age is when you buy the cereal for the fiber, not the toy. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity was framed. When in doubt, make up words! What happens if you get scared half to death twice? I’m not clumsy…the floor just hates me A good friend helps you find your dream guy( in my case, axel-kingdom hearts). A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A friend will help me learn to drive. A best friend will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance. A friend will watch my pets when I go away. A best friend won't let me go away without them. A friend will go to a concert with me. A best friend will kidnap the band with me. A good friend hides me from the cops. A best friend is probably the reason they are after me in the first place. A good friend lets me make an idiot of myself in public. A best friend is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too. A good friend is only through school/college. A best friend is for life. If you have ever tripped over air, put this in your profile If you are against Animal Abuse add it to your profile or site. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. WORLD DOMINATION MWAHAHAHAHA!!: This is Bunny. (_)Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help her gain world domination. (o)(o) This is Mousie. Copy and paste Mousie into your profile to help her on her way to stealing world domination from Bunny. o_o This is Duckie. Copy Duckie into your profile to help him on his way to stealing world domination from Mousie. After Duckie has taken over the world, Kitty will take it over from him. Then Piggie will take it over from her. This is Kitty, and she would easily take over the world from Duckie if she weren't stuck in the Warriors Dimension. Copy and Past Kitty into your profile to free her, leaving the way clear for Piggie. /\_/\ This is Piggie. Piggie is a lot smarter than Kitty, and if she weren't stuck to that side of the screen, she would take over the world without even thinking about it. Copy and paste Piggie into your profile to give her the extra power she needs to free herself. This is Snowy (with a levitated hat). Copy and paste Snowy into your profile to help her get her hat back on her head (unlike the other creatures, she has no wish to take over the world). The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. Silence is golden but duck tape is silver. You know it's a bad day when you fall out of bed and you miss the floor. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you think believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile. If you like fire and fireworks and explosions and things that go boom, copy and paste this to your profile. If you get bored easily post this on your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. Scary-a.. thing.. And here are some quotes from the greatest Pirate on EARTH...Captain Jack Sparrow! "Well that's just...maddeningly unhelpful." "You can always trust dishonest people to be dishonest. It’s the honest ones you can’t trust, because you’ll never know when they’ll do something stupid.” YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. Total= 14 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/chapstick. You you liike hanging out at the mall. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. total= 8 Go on iTunes and pick the first song you see. What is it? Then sings my soul sung by the mormon tabernacle choir Which way are you looking right now, North, south, east or west: South...? What is the weather? mostly cloudy Favorite PJO character: NICO!! Gods or Titans? gods Ranger or Knight? Knight Bow or Sword? Sword What is the last thing you watched on TV? ... like I still watch TV Without looking, guess what time it is: 5:10 Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 4:43 With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? beth flipping through tv channels When did you last step outside? What were you doing? today... geting a ped Before you started this survey, what did you look at? youtube What are you wearing? white shirt, jeans What is the last film you saw? confessions of a shopoholic Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Valkyrie, Whatever my last name will be Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Axel What's the dream you had last night? ... Nico... I hate Twilight but I LOVE WHEREWOLVES... i will never admit i like Twilight...I like being random... List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order. ( no fandom so i'm just using any random characters 1. Bianca 2. Harry Potter 3. Nico 4.Katara 5. Aurthur ( keys to the kingdom 6. Riku 7. Roxas 8. Hermione 9. Clarisse 10. Kairi 11. Eathan Nukamara 12. Luke 1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? no , no 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? She's a girl. 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? shudder 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? no 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? no 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? 5/10, even though Kairi is Sora's 7. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Never, Bianca is a hunter 16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? never 17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot date with (11) and a brief unhappy slight relationship with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5). Bianca and Roxas are in a happy relationship until Clarisse runs off with Roxas. Bianca, Brokenhearted, has a hot date with Ethan Nukamara and a breif unhappy slight relationship with Riku, then follows the wise advice of Aurthur and finds true love with Aurthur. Bianca/Roxas Clarisse/Roxas Bianca/ Eathan Nukamara Bianca/Riku Bianca/Aurthur 18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated arguement? actually, nothing would be too bad... Random Harry Potter Quotes Harry( the chosen nutcase who lived) quotes: "Pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours broom, Malfoy. Then it could catch the Snitch for you." "I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me." "He was my mum and dad's best friend. He's a convicted murderer, but he's broken out of wizard prison and he's on the run. He likes to keep in touch with me, though...keep up with news...check if I'm happy..." "Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!" "Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!" "Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you..." "Why were you lurking under our window?" "Snape killed Dumbledore." "SHE KILLED SIRIUS! SHE KILLED HIM -- I'LL KILL HER!" "They don't know know we're not allowed to use magic at home. I'm going to have a lot of fun with Dudley this summer..." "I'm going to Hagrid's, I've got a good feeling about going to Hagrid's." "This is night, Diddykins. That's what we call it when it goes all dark like this." "Albus Severus..you were named for the two headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin and he was probably the bravest man I ever knew." Ron Quotes ( the one who breaks his wand easily) So your gonna suffer...but your gonna be, happy about it... I want to fix that in my memory forever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret..." "Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, Speaking quietly so that no one else would hear, Harry told the other two about Snape's sudden, sinister desire to be a Quidditch referee. "Accio Brain!" "The hats have gone," Hermione said happily. "Seems the house-elves do want freedom after all." "...from now on, I don't care if my tea leaves spell 'die, Ron, die,' I'm chucking them in the bin where they belong." "And no wonder we couldn't find Flamel in that Study of Recent Developments in Wizardry," said Ron. "He's not exactly recent if he's six-hundred and sixty-five, is he?" "Stop moving!" Hermonie ordered them. "I know what this is-it's the Devil's Snare!" "Did I tell you I've invented a broomstick that'll reach Jupiter?" "I tell you, that dragon is the most horrible creature I've ever met, but the way Hagrid goes about it you'd think it was a fluffy little bunny rabbit. When it bit me, he told me off for frightening it. And when I left he was singing it a lullaby." "It would've been so easy to push Malfoy off a glacier and make it look like an accident.." "You want to be careful with those," Ron warned Harry. "When they say every flavor, they mean every flavor!" "Oy, pea-brain!" "Yeah, Dumbledore's off his rocker all right." "Fred and George tried to get me to make one Unbreakable Vow when I was about five. I nearly did, too, I was holding hands with Fred and everything when Dad founds us. He went mental," sid Ron, with a reminiscent gleam in his eyes. "Only time I've ever seen Dad as angry as Mum. Fred reckons his left buttock has never been the same since." "I love you, Hermione." "IF WE DIE FOR THEM, I'LL KILL YOU HARRY!" "You should write a book translating the mad things girls do so boys can understand them." "If you're not in Gryffindor we'll disinherit you, but no pressure." "What's up? If it's massive spiders again I want to eat breakfast before-" "Well, I don't know how to break this to you, but I think they might have noticed we broke into Gringotts." Hermione Quotes ( the one with smart pants) They were so busy that Hermione had stopped knitting elf hats and was fretting that she was down to her last three. "Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." "Twitchy little ferret, aren't you, Malfoy?" "At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent." "There you are! Where have you been? The most ridiculous rumors--someone said you'd been expelled for crashing a flying car--" "Skip the lecture," said Ron impatiently, "and tell us the new password." "Harry, you'd better beat him in the Quidditch final!" Hermione said shrilly. "You'd just better had, because I can't stand it if Slytherin wins!" "I will not calm down!" Fred and George ( the jokers) "Make way for the heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..." "We tried to shut him in a pyramid, but Mum spotted us." -George "Has Ron saved a goal yet?" asked Hermione. "You don't want to bottle your anger up like that, Harry, let it all out," said Fred, beaming. "There might be a couple people fifty miles away who didn't hear you." "Hey, look - Harry's got a Weasley sweater, too!" Fred and George were wearing blue sweaters, one with a large yellow 'F' on it, the other a 'G.' "We'll send you a Hogwarts toilet seat!" - George "We've got it Percy's Head Boy badge. We're improving it." The badge now read, "Bighead Boy." "You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" Molly Weasley "Time is Galleons, little brother." "What would we want to be prefects for?" said George, looking revolted at the very idea. "It'd take all the fun out of life." "So, all in all, not one of Ron's better birthdays?" Fred "This isn't how we imagined handing over our present," said George grimly, putting down a large wrapped gift on Ron's bedside cabinet and sitting beside Ginny. Draco ( the pecimest) "Oh how silly we’ve been!" Malfoy sneered. "We should have stroked them! Why didn’t we guess?""I-I thought they were funny," Hagrid said uncertainly to Hermione. "You'll soon find out some wizarding families are much better than others, Potter. You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there." "I'm the new Slytherin Seeker, Weasley. Everyone's just been admiring the brooms my father's bought our team." "I'd be careful if I were you, Potter. Unless you're a bit politer, you'll go the same way as your parents. They didn't know what was good for them, either. You hang around with riff-raff like the Weasleys and that Hagrid and it'll rub off on you." "Think my name's funny, do you? No need to ask who you are. My father told me all the Weasleys have red hair, freckles, and more children than they can afford." "You'd better hurry up, they'll be waiting for 'the Chosen Captain'-- 'The Boy Who Scored'-- whatever they call you these days." "Someone's dead," said Malfoy, and his voice seemed to go up an octave as he said it. "One of your people...I don't know who, it was dark...I stepped over the body...I was supposed to be waiting up here when you got back, only your Phoenix lot got in the way.." Dumbledore ( the prof.) "I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat. No doubt they thought it would amuse you." "By all means continue destroying my possessions. I daresay I have too many." "Don't be silly, Dawlish. I'm sure you are an excellent Auror, I seem to remember you achieved 'Outstanding' in all your N.E.W.T.s, but if you attempt to — er — 'bring me in' by force, I will have to hurt you." "To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." "It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." "Fear of a name increases fear of a thing itself." "I don't need a cloak to become invisible." "Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground." "I seem to remember telling you both that I would have to expel you if you broke any more school rules," said Dumbledore. Ron opened his mouth in horror. "Which goes to show that the best of us must sometimes eat our words." "Ah, music," he said, wiping his eyes. "A magic far beyond all we do here! And now, bedtime. Off you trot!" "You fail to recognize that it matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be." "Alas! Ear wax!" "It's lucky it's dark...I haven't blushed so much since Madame Pomfrey told me she liked my new earmuffs." "No, I was merely reading the Muggle magazines," said Dumbledore. "I do love knitting patterns." "For future reference, Harry, it is raspberry...although of course, if I were a Death Eater, I would have been sure to research my own jam preferences before impersonating myself." "I take my hat off to you--or I would, if I were not afraid of showering you with spiders." Hermione: Malfoy's got detention! I could sing! Harry:Don't. 21 things to do in Wal-Mart 1. Take the shopping carts for the express purpose of filling the up and leaving them in the middle of the aisles. 2. Ride those little electric carts in the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at the same time. 4. Start playing hide and seek and see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Contaminate the whole auto department by sampling all the car air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to sword fights with rolls of gift wrap. 7. Leave funny messages in the calculators. 8. Re-dress the mannequins how you want. 9. When there are people behind you walk really slow..especially in the thin aisles. 10. Walk up to employees and say " i think we have a code 3 in the warehouse" and see what happens. 11. Turn all the radios to a polka station and turn up the volume really loud. 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say " i havent seen you in so long" and see if they play along. 14. Walk through the clothing department and ask out loud " who buys this crap anyway" 15. Ride a display bike through the store and claim that you are test driving it. 16. Follow people through aisels and stay like five feet away from them until they leave the store. 17. Play soccer with your friends and use the whole store as your playing field. 18. Take off your shoes and ask to return them when they say that your shoes are not from there say " i thought the customer was always right" 19. Move the caution wet floor sign to the carpeted sections. 20. Set up a tent in the camping area and tell people that you will only let them in if they bring you pillows. 21. Randomly throw things into the next asiels. You Know You're an Author If: You talk to yourself a lot. (course not . . .looks around nervously . . .) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (. . . you don't talk to yourself sweetie it's okay. Darn it i did it again . . .) When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. You live off of sugar.(okay this one is true . . .) You've ever stuck a big word into a sentence before a dumb word (Look at that magnificent, awesomely cute Build-A-Bear!!) Your vacation is ruined because you forgot your laptop at home and just discovered an amazing plot for a story. You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.(not sure about the long thing but they are random ) When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.(ooh look another cookie :P) No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.(there's always one in my pocket. which is kind of weird because it reminds me of a certain character. . .) The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.( . . not really. at least not yet . . .) You correct spelling problems and various mistakes on the worksheets your teachers pass out. You want to type one thing to someone, but then end up writing a novel.(nooo . . .) That short story your english teacher assigned you to write came out as a 30-page story compared to the 5-page tales everyone else did.(more like a page because i don't like looking like a nerd . . even though i kinda am one . . .) You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason(okay i agree to this one) Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.(yeah they've gotten used to it . . .) And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) You Know You're a Book Addict If: You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.(hahahha yeah . . .) Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.(i actually like sleeping but i read all day . . .) You write fanfictions about the book. (heh . . yeah) You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read it.(you have no idea how frustrating it is when they don't want to read it . . .) You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.(pfft . . no . . . seriosuly . . . okay maybe once or twice . . . or thrice . . .) Everything reminds you of the book.(okay yeha this one is true) You quote random lines all the time.(Example:" PEANUT BUTTER!!) You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (you mean like trying to blow up the gym to see of Percy and Annabeth would be waiting outside to go to the movies?? . . no. . . okay maybe once . . .) You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class (Example: flip a desk over then fly out the window, turn invisible and 'haunt' the school then laugh as the FBI freaks out, light your book on fire and cackle demonically,get some cats together to live in the forest in clans, ride on a broomstick to play a sport, and invite Latrygonian Giants to come blow up the gym in a game of dodgeball?? nooo . . . okay maybe once . . or twice . . .) You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. You wish that you could go to the funerals of very missed characters( STORM. . . BECKONDORF. . . LUKE. . . DUMBLEDORE. . . HEDWIG. . . ARI. . . etc.etc.etc.) You like to randomly shout things randomly( GO PERCABETH!! BEAT MOLDY SHORTS UP,HARRY!!) You've got a book memorized.(i'm still working on this one :D) You've read a book more than five times.(yup X3) You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.( 400 pages?? that's nothing ) You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.(Rick Riordan . . I am coming for your soul. why did you have to kill Zoё Nightshade and Daedalus?? HUH?? GOODBYE BECKONDORF!! IWILL MISS YOU!! Sobs hystariclly SILIENA!! YOU DIED A WARRIOR!!! NOOOO, ARI!!! You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.(Adriane . . . Annabeth . . . Hermione. . .Katniss ( on Gale's part). . . just kidding.i think.) You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional ( Example: "Percy, Nico,Katniss, Annabeth, the Weasly twins, and Adriane don't exist." gets up and throws a boomarang the person who says that) where the heck did that come from. . . ?! You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.(yuppers :3) You check your back every morning in the mirror to see if you've sprouted wings and can join the flock.( . . nooo. 7.7) You've found yourself trying to impersonate a character.(only people who are sugar high do this :P) Copy & paste, dude. Copy and paste.( And yes, I know that sound weird coming from me. Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever felt stressed or find this really hilarious: 16 Ways to Relieve Stress: 1. Shove 20 marsh mellows up your nose and try sneezing them out. 2. Use your Master Card to pay off your Visa. 3. WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO HAVE A NICE DAY, TELL THEM THAT YOU HAVE OTHER 4. Make a TO-DO list of things that you have already done. 5. Put your little sister’s clothes on her backwards, and send her to 6. Fill your taxes out in Roman numerals as revenge against the government. 7. Draw underwear on the natives in National Geographic. 8. Pay your electric bill in pennies. 9. DRIVE TO WORK IN REVERSE. 10. Refresh your self: put your tongue on a cold steel guard-rail. 11. Start a nasty rumor and see if you recognize it when it gets back to 12. READ THE DICTIONARY UPSIDE DOWN AND LOOK FOR SECRET MESSAGES. 13. Bill your doctor for the time you spend in the waiting room. 14.write a short story using alphabet soup. 15. STARE AT PEOPLE THROUGH A FORK AND PRETEND THEY ARE IN JAIL. 16. Make up a language and ask people for directions. How to Be Annoying: Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." Drum on every available surface. Sing the Batman theme constantly. Staple papers in the middle of the page. Ask 1-800 operators for their home phone number. If they don’t give it to you ask why they are calling YOU at home. Sew department store anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. Set alarms for random times. Honk and wave to strangers. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. Tape pieces of "Play School" over climactic parts of rental movies. Borrow someone’s eraser, then when they ask for it back, throw it across the room, making sure it misses them, and shout “You sure cant catch!!” In the middle of a long car trip, yell out, really loudly, “I need to pee’. To be even more annoying, do it just after you’ve left, or taken a pee break. When on a long road trip, say “are we there yet’ every five minutes. RANDOM FUNNINESS! One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you "What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" (Me: Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking! Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks. Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe. If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Anyone else seeing the irony in this? "Life is short" What? Name one thing you do that is longer than life. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN" ( Yes, i am talking to you.You know who you are.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing What the heck is gum made out of? HOW DOES IT DISOLVE! Jeez! I've tortured myself with this for weeks... THE KH SURVEY SPREAD THE KH FEVER!! 1. Your favorite KH guy? Riku 2. Your favorite KH girl? Namine 3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why? THAT BLOCKHEAD DONALD WHO IS REALLY A DUCK INSTEAD 4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why? Kairi. This is how you impersonate her. ( evil grin >:D) “ waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting.waiting. WAHHHHHHHHHH!! WHERE DID EVERYBODY GO!! IM GOING TO GO DREAM OF SORA LIKEING ME!!” ( back to me ) wow. The world that never was 6. Least Favorite World? ( includes both KH1 and KH2) Atlantica. . . sora is terrible at singing. No offense to him. 7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) ( thinking. . . thinking. . . ) THE ONE THAT ROXAS LIKES TO USE !!( yeah, I forgot what its called. 8. Least Favorite Weapon? Zigbar. Hate his weapon. Almost killed me. Xaldin.Hate him. I had to use Mickey.so annoying. 9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Uhhh. . . I hate summons. . . 10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms) HALLOWEEN TOWN! AWESOME! 11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why? Namixas. . . WAYYYY better that SoKai 12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why? NamiKu, whaterver you call it, theyre NOT MEANT FOR EACH OTHER!! 13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em. shruggs 14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of? shruggs 15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have? How emotional Sora is. . . ( remember when. . . ) Sora was leaving Twilight Town. “ You Know. . . im sad. . . “ ( also when. . . ) Sora FINALLY FOUND RIKU “ ( sobs) I LOOKED FOR YOU!! ( lol) AAAAANNNNDDD when Saix was like “ do you REALLY care for her?” 16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Riku SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it? 17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory? WHAT!? 18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? Kinda. . . he has the hair to prove it. . . 19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay? no. 20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? YES!! THE ONLY REASON SHE IS THERE IS SO THEY CAN ACTUALLY HAVE A GAME 1! SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself! 21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why? Namine. They belong. 22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?T VEN is ROXAS and TERRA is XEMNAS! THAT’S WHY THEY HAVE THE WHOLE SCENE WITH THE TRANSPARANT LETTERS! 23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? I havent played it. My evil brother took the video games to college with him. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be? Hmmm. . . AXEL! BECAUSE HE S AWESOME! 25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why? Riku. . . ( evil grin >:D) sooooo awesome how he did the thing with darkness. I wold do something like pretend to be evil to be a “DOUBLE AGENT” like snape 26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH? One word. Atlantica # two. 27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? thank goodness no. No one. 28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...? Hearing Sora sing... unbelieveable. 29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...? That reaper Heartless Luxord sends to steal the gold 30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive? BETTER LOOKING PEOPLE and IT WAS MUCH EASIER SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions... Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!! 31. Hayner or Pence? Hayner 32. Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion 33. Riku or Roxas? Riku 34. Roxas or Sora? Roxas 35. Axel or Demyx? Axel 36. Kairi or Larxene? Larxene 38. Namixas or Namiku? Namixas 40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoKai 41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Paopu Fruit 42. Cloud or Leon? Cloud 43. CloTi of Clerith? Clerith 44. Simple and Clean or Sanctuary Sanctuary 45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well) Riku, Roxas,Axel,Cloud,Leon 46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? ( evil grin >:D) HP ( THE WAY LIFE SHOULD BE!!) PJO AvAlon Keys to the Kingdom ( even though they have NOTHING to do with each other. . . 47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all! none 48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for? ummm... 49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? KH2, WAY BETTER IN EVERY WAY EXCEPT SOME WORLDS 50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!? Because they are awesome anyway. 4743Things To Do When You're Bored (Pick one random thing and do it) - Wax the ceiling - Wonder - Whine - Test thin ice...with a pogo stick - Get your dog braces - Confess to a crime...that didn't happen - Sell firewood door to door...in Atlantis STILL BORED? Crazy things to do in an elevator: I LOVE ElAVATORS!!( again... Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers. Sell Girl Scout cookies. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator. Shave. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!" One word: Flatulence! Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose. Frown and mutter "Gotta go...Gotta go..." then sigh and say "Oops!" Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons. Burp, and then say "Mmmm... tasty!" Leave a box between the doors. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Start a sing-along. Play the harmonica. Shadow box. Bring a chair along. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?" Blow spit bubbles. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger." If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch! YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS WHEN: You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it. You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant. You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail. You know which pages the good parts are on. You suddenly hate thunderstorms. You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear. (Or something else) You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary. You start figuring out who your godly parent should be. You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again. You have a plan to get out of school early on May 5th so you can buy The Last Olympian, read it, and still have time to do your homework. You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.(totally!) You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes. You start spelling character names out of your spelling words. You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them. Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information. You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue. (Good idea!) You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it. The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You dream about PJO every night. You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room ( or are just too bored to death to, but it's your life long wish.) You know PJO better then most sane people You have links to every great PJO site You add things to the list every day You know what you would do if you were Percy You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood You are trying to learn Greek You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek. You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes You have an instant crush on Nico! (I LOVE YOU NICO!!) You just have to research more about greek mythology. You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT ( good idea!) You want to learn Latin You copy/paste this onto your profile About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO Your friends (At least one), think you are obbsessed with PJO, and you agree You have one or more things related to PJO on your school stuff, and if someone asks you why, you tell them ( ... but they're instantly sorry for asking...) You are planning on adding a lot more things to this list You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things 20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Send This In An E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile! (I just couldn't help but send this along. Too funny.) Miners Refuse to Work after Death Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant War Dims Hope for Peace If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;PoliceSuspect Homicide Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges Man Struck By Lightning:Faces Battery Charge Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft Kids Make Nutritious Snacks Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors And the winner is... spread the stupidity - We all need a good laugh
1) If people start calling you by a different name, don’t worry, it’s Nobody. 2) No matter how many times you beat the bad guy, he’s not dead yet. 3) If pictures of yourself go missing… you’re next… 4) No matter how long you and your friends spend out on the beach of your island, you’re not getting tan. 5) A keyblade through the heart won’t kill you, but running out of time will. 6) No matter how much time you spend roaming around in the darkness wearing another person’s face, at the end of the game your HP level still sucks. 7) A wooden stick makes a great sword… until you have to use it. 8) Messages in bottles are the best form of communication. 9) In the Land of Dragons, no matter how much work you do, Mulan’s getting all the credit. 10) The darkness may eat away at your heart, but it’s the best way to travel. 11) Running away from a fight is never the answer, unless you’re in a Struggle match. 12) If you’re name has an ‘X’ in it, check for a heartbeat. 13) The rearranged letters in ‘Xemnas’ is an inside Organization XIII joke. 14) Sing-a-longs really are the death of some people… or at least mutated sea creatures. 15) Card games are quite violent. 16) Apparently falling from the sky into still, shallow water will not kill you. 17) Roxas has apparently never seen the Matrix or he would’ve known to follow the white dusk.( though i oviously don't know what Matrix is) 18) Trams break for main characters. So go ahead and run willy-nilly through the town, there’s no such thing as road-kill in Twilight Town. 19) For Nobody’s to not have any feelings, they sure are Emo. 20) There are many thoughts that follow the phrase “Ascend Heartless Angel.” Unfortunately, all of them are too graphic for this G Rated list. 21) Sea Salt Ice Cream is not fatting. …There’s no way it could be. 22) Rock music and the Mullet-Fro-Hawk… Demyx’s Other was born in the 80’s. 23) Pride Rock has a major bug problem. 24) Radiant Gardens? Seriously? I don’t see any flowers… or radiation for that matter. 25) And last but not least, gravity is a fickle thing. One minute you’re falling into darkness for what seems like forever and next you’re scaling buildings better than Spiderman on a good day. Man, Isaac Newton would not approve. Never take candy from strangers.We were never told why exactly, probably because of tooth decay and spoiling our dinners. Never wake a sleepwalker. The shock will kill them. If you make a mistake it will go on your permanent record and follow you for the rest of your life. When people are electrocuted (by being hit by lightning, touching a live wire, or sticking their fingers in a socket) they are levitated and their bones become visible. If you touch a person who is being electrocuted, then you will also be levitated and your bones will also become visible. On car trips, parents will make threats. "I'm stopping the car." "I'm going to let you out here." "I'm never going to take you anywhere ever again." Parents never follow through on those threats. stuff you learn from movies: All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread. The ventilation system of any building is a perfect hiding place. No one will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building without difficulty. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. Cars and trucks that crash will almost always burst into flames. A single match will be sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth. All single women have a cat. Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant. random facts- it takes eighteen red foxes to make a fox-fur coat. it takes fifty-five minks to make a mink coat. in france, 'april fool' is 'poisson d'avril.' (and 'poisson' means 'fish'. . .so, literally, they're saying 'april fish.') the dot above the letter i is called a tittle. the colored horses in the wizard of oz were given their color by putting gelatin in their hair. | |||||||
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