Name: ArtemisHunter or Artemis

Gender: Female

Favourite Colours: Black and darker shades

Favourite Animals: Wolf, Raven, Eagle and Crows

Favourite Books: Glass Trilogy, Studies Trilogy, Dead Famous books and MANY others...

Favourite Subjects: Maths and Art

Favourite Movies: Die Hard, Batman Begins, X-Men 1,2 and 3, X-Men Origins Wolverine (Ending was horrible), and tons others

I believe that everyone writes characters differently to others and that some characters have different backstories and stuff to what other people write. I believe that when someone writes, they create a little universe that different to everyone else. If you understand this and agree, add your name to the list and put this on your profile. ArtemisHunter1123

UPDATES:

I am planning a major crossover with the Marvel Universe and the DC universe. If anyone has any suggestions, please tell me.

Also planning a crossover with Marvel comics and the X-Men Movies. Once again, any suggestions please email or message me. Maybe OCs.

STORIES:

Dark Pasts - Marvel and Criminal Minds crossover

Killer's Shadow - Marvel and NCIS crossover

How to Fix the Scales of Truth - Kane Chronicles (1st of Osiris and Anubis series)

UPCOMING STORIES:

When Worlds Collide - Marvel and TMNT crossover (Sequel to Dark Pasts)

Osiris and Anubis Fix the Leaning Tower of Pisa - Kane Chronicles (2nd of Osiris and Anubis series)

Blade Tries to Kill the Nerd Herd - Marvel and House of Night crossover (Possible series)

Marvel and DC crossover

Marvel and X-Men Movies crossover

OTHER WEBSITES:

deviantART: http://artemishunter1123.deviantart.com/

Wattpad: http://www.wattpad.com/user/ArtemisHunter1123

Girl Comebacks!

Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.

Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.

Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.

Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Girl: Unfertilized.

Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.

Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?

Guy: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Girl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Girl: Really, I'd put f and u together

Guy: Your eyes they're amazing.
Girl: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "girl comebacks"

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

I do visit reality once in a while. Want to see my tourist visa?

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away.

If everything seems to be going well, you obviously overlooked something

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random. I just have many bluebird waffles

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them as much

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you so scared?!

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

I know KUNG-FU! And 42 other dangerous words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Hi! I'm human. What're you?

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

I haven't lost my marbles, they're under my bed somewhere.

Don't take life too seriously -You'll never get out of it alive.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

MILK FEELS PAIN!

"When did you become so crazy?"
"Three months ago, when I woke up and found myself married to a pineapple. An ugly pineapple. But I love her,"

"I'm gonna turn you into a frog" (Waves hand)
"I'm sure you will," (Soothingly)

If you are Mad as a Hatter and proud of it, copy and paste these jokes onto your profile.

If you think duct tape is awesome and would worship it, copy and paste this onto your profile (Long live duct tape!).

You have to read this! The human race is very stupid if they actually put these things on actual consumer labels...

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."
(The shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap."
(And that would be how??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion).

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought...??)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction
accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head
colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness."
(And I am taking this...because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."
(As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use."
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts."
(Talk about a news flash!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

I don't blame the company; I blame the parents for
this one:
On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a can of bug spray:

“Harmful to bees”.

(well, what did you think they would be harmful to?)

On a life-saving device:
“This is not a life-saving device”.
(note to self, don't buy from this company)

On a TV remote control:
“Not dish washer safe”.
(oopsy daisy!)

A New Zealand insect spray
"Not tested on animals."
(obviously.. you tested it on insects)

A Television Owner’s Manual
"Do not pour liquids into your television set."
(Should have said that earlier in the manual people)

A VCR box says
"Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included."
(how in the world are you supposed to WATCH it?)

A can of self-defense pepper spray
"May irritate eyes."
(well what else is it supposed to do?)

A can of windscreen de-icing spray
"Spray works in sub-zero temperatures."
(yeah that helps me soooo much)

A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard
"Do not drive with sunshield in place."
(so thats how people get in car accidents..)

A cartridge for a laser printer
"Do not eat toner."
(BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD)

A computer mouse
"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers."
(well if they did something bad...)

A container of underarm deodorant
"Caution: Do not spray in eyes."
(wouldn't dream of it)

A dishwasher carries this warning
"Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher."
(KIDS GET OUT OF THE DISHWASHER!)

A popular manufactured fireplace log
"Caution - Risk of Fire."
(i guess i'll have to be more careful next time..)

A rubber ball toy
"Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball."
(thats what the label says people)

A sharpening stone
"Knives are sharp."
(oh really?)

A snowblower warns "Do not use snowthrower on roof."
(How would you get a snowblower on the roof?)

A baby stroller
"Remove child before folding."
(shoot, thats another mistake)

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists
"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover."
(awww... i lost the bet...)

An electric router made for carpenters
"This product not intended for use as a dental drill."
(better go give in my dentist degree)

An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter
"Do not use near fire, flame or sparks."
(isn't that the point?)

A rock garden
"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth."
(may?!?! WILL people WILL)

A Fruit Roll-Up snack
"Remove plastic before eating."
(theres plastic on fruit rollups? Well we learn sometthing new every day dont we...)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone.
I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Harry Potter (Not really, I like the books but not the movies), who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13., Slytherin Queen 1.30, SailorGirl3, Aragorna Strider, ArtemisHunter1123

BEST FRIENDS N FRIENDS:

FRIENDS:never ask anything to eat or drink

BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food

FREINDS:Call your parents M. Mrs and grandma and grandpa

BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up

FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night

BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" or someother great horror movie for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process

FRIENDS: Never seen you cry

BESTFRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore

FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you

BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in him/her's body if he/she hurts your bestfriend

FRIENDS: Will say you can do better

BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say"you have seven days to live"

FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying

BESTFRIENDS:Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

FRIENDS: Will help you move

BESTFRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: helps you up when you fall

BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"

FRIENDS: gives you their umbrella in the rain

BESTFRIENDS: takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

FRIENDS: wipes your tears when your rejected

BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail

BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number

BESTFRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later

BESTFRIENDS:Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. heres a tissue"

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you

BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life

FREINDS:Will leave you behind if thats what everyone else is doing

BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door

BESTFRIENDS:Would walk right in and say,"IM HOME"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell

BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell

FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)

BESTFRIENDS: Are for life

FRIENDS:Will be there to take your drink away when they think youve had enough

BESTFRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we dont waste

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his ass

FRIENDS: bail you outta jail

BEST FRIENDS: sit next to you singing the jail song

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house

BEST FRIENDS: are the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline

BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover

BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them

BEST FRIENDS: kick your ass and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend

BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick

BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS:dare you to scream into the street

BEST FRIENDS: dare you to go streaking

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running threw bleachers yelling "I feel hyper!" (It's funny to see people's reactions)

BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running with you

FREINDS: Will ignore this

BEST FRIENDS: will repost this

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one. Don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Which month were you born in?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

THE ANSWERS

1. You are comepletely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: you are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...

California: You like adventure.

Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

7 Ways to Scare Your Roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

A SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful …….!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your ………….. life! DUMB ………………..!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s exboyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless …………..and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died

You have 13 minutes

Hush, little sister.

Please don't cry.

I wish I could be there.

To sing you a lullaby.

I can see your arms.

Bloodied and bruised.

That's strange, little sister.

Mine were like that too.

I know you scream when Daddy's there.

Hush, little sister, I know you're scared.

I can see the way he's hurting you.

I'm sorry, little sister.

He did that to me too.

I know that people ignore what's going on at home.

That makes me angry, little sister.

You shouldn't have to be alone.

Hey, little sister, you wanna know why I'm not there?

It's a sad story, little sister.

But people should care.

You see, little sister.

One day Daddy got high.

You were asleep in your crib.

So you didn't hear my cry.

He screamed at me and smashed my head against the door.

While you slept, little sister I died on the floor.

You know, little sister.

I don't think that I would have died.

If someone had only bothered

To listen to my cries.

But hush, little sister Daddy's coming home.

Quick, get into bed.

You don't want him to find you alone.

I'm sorry little sister.

He's in a bad mood.

Run while you can.

Uh oh little sister.

He's lifting his belt.

Scream while you can, little sister.

Call for help.

Hush little sister, you don't need to cry.

No one can hurt you.

You're in my arms tonight.

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices:
1)Repost and show you care
2)Ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)