Hello my name is ... Why the hell do you care?

More About Me...

I joined fanfiction.net because: I felt like it.

The best word(s) to describe me: Weird, crazy, bookworm, animefreak, ect.

Interests: Alot of differnt things like anime, books, tv, internet, and other cool stuff like that

Favorite movies: Underworld (Rated R), The village, Lord of the Rings (1, 2, and 3), Some disney movies, Pirates of the Caribean (All of them)

Favorite TV shows: Alot of differnt animes, CSI (Lasveags, Miami, and New York), NCIS

My hero(es): My mom and Dad

My superpower is: Every super power in the world

If I could live anywhere, it would be: Japan, Germany, Rome, or Greace

My dream job(s): Actress, Singer, History/English Teacher, or somthing to do with animals (Exept a vet, they have to do some pretty gross stuff)

Ten reasons to be team Jasper:

1. He's sensitive to your feelings, literally.

2. He doesn't take his brothers to strip clubs.

3. He fought in the civil war.

4. He didn't kill Bella.

5. He sparkles.

6. He never left anyone.

7. He showed everyone how to fight.

8. Blonds have more fun.

9. He has an amazing ability to put up with Rosalie.

10. He's just that cool. TEAM JASPER ALWAYS.

My Favorite I musts...

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks (Fine By Me Punks are HOT)

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (Whats worng with vamps?)

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have a choice:
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would tell the person, "Thanks for the compliment", copy this into your profile

If you have a mad fascination with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile

Even when you can't see Him, GOD IS THERE!! If you believe in God, then put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this; because in the Bible, it says that if you deny me, then I shall deny you before my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

Too many people try to smoke cigarettes, if you haven't then copy this to your profile

If you love god with your whole heart then copy this and put it in your profile

If you have ever ran into a door copy this and put it in your profile

If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile

If you speak a little Japanese copy and paste this to your profile

41 Questions that prove I'm addicted to Naruto
1. Who are/is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Hidan, Itachi, Diedara, Sasori, Sasuke, Kiba, Orochimaru
2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)? NaruHian, ShikaTima
3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? Not really
4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? No but I would if I had the extra money.
5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Only 2 mangas (Parents hate anime/manga. :( )
6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Yea, Hidan or Diedara
7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina is one of my favorites.
8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Niether Sakura would go well with Lee in my opinion
9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team 7
10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) IDK.
11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yes.
12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Love to many of them
13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Hm… I like Sasuke in Shippuden.
14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? I wish
15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Again I wish
16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? Most likely
17. Sub or dub? Dub
18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Anti-Sakura
19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny!
20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Maby
21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? Ugly nerd with no fashion sense whatsoever.
22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Naruto with his sexy jutsu.
23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Awsome person horible fashion sense
24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Naruto because even if he isn't a spaze he is still cool
25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Yea, I’ve read probably a little over a hundred.
26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Answer changes over time
27. Do you like lemons? What?
28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? Not AT ALL.
29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Huh?
30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? I haven't seen any.
31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Not really.
32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Never.
33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' no.
34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? No surprisingly.
35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No...
36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!
37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Never heard the theory
38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. no.
39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Kinda.
40. Do you have a Naruto OC? IDK
41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Thankfully No.

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If you love Naruto so much you wish the characters were real so you could be one of them, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever dreamed about being an Anime Character, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you mean it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you want to slap Kabuto for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that says Pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile.║(o)║if you live for music copy and paste this to your profile.
The Percy Jackson pledge:
I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remember Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go.

Ways to annoy others on an elevator:

1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) Meow occasionally.

6) Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) Say -DING at each floor.

8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) Swat at flies that don't exist.

22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

13 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
'Code 3' in housewares;and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
Why can't you people just leave me alone?
9. Look right into the security camera use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME, PICK ME!