Thought of this story Episode and just can't seem to ignore it...it has a little way to go, but getting there.

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I have a completely insatiable obsession with a certain actor. He plays this dashingly possessive vampire, and I can't seem to get enough of him and his music, and any other character he plays, and I find myself connecting with other disciples on Twitter that proclaim their allegiance to the inspiring Robert Pattinson.

He is my writing muse.

He ignited my desire to express myself.

What more in life can we ask for, than to gaze upon and admire the man. He makes me believe in the power of the self. NO LIMIT!!!!!!

EPISODE GLOSSARY

Blue Ribbon - A brand of ice cream in Australia

Bondi - Bondi Beach is a famous Australian beach about 15 minutes drive East of Sydney City. The surf can get very dangerous

Cascade (Premium Lager) - An Australian beer. Founded by Peter Degraves in 1824, the Cascade Brewery Co. in Hobart, Tasmania, is Australia's oldest brewery

Collette Dinnigan: Is a New Zealand born fashion designer, who is now recognised internationally for her unique designs. Her most sort after and expensive clothes are all hand-beaded. Even though she was born in NZ, Aussie's like to claim her!

Cozzie - Australian slang for swimwear - Cozzie short for costume

Crack on to - Australian slang for hit on, pick up

Dag - An affectionate term to describe a friend that has some bizarre quirk or looks unkept

David Jones – Australian department store

Doona Day - A day to stay in bed under your doona (quilt, bedspread)...basically wallow and take care of your mental and physical health

Dymocks - Chain of Australian bookstores, kind of like Barnes & Noble

Esky - Australian portable icebox or cooler

Foster's Lager - An Australian beer that is popular in approximately 150 other countries

Goldmark - A chain of Australian jewellery stores

Kath & Kim - is an Award-winning character-driven Australian television comedy series. The series revolves around the family matters and relationships of the title characters, a dysfunctional mother and daughter. Kath a cheerful 50-something divorcee currently in a happy relationship with her fiancé (and then husband), the prissy Kel Knight. She deals with her spoilt, ever complaining, 20-something daughter Kim. 'I can feel it in me waters' is a famous Kath saying, as well as 'Look at Moi, Kimmy'

Lamington - An Aussie cake. It's a tradional sponge cake, covered in chocolate icing and rolled in dessicated coconut. Some lamingtons have whipped cream in the middle.

Logie - A Logie Award is an Australian version of an Emmy

Milo - Milo is made by Nestle in Australia. It's a chocolate/malt drink mix that you can have in either cold or hot milk - it's delicious!

Pash - Australian slang for tongue kiss

Passion Pop - a carbonated 'passionfruit flavoured' wine-based beverage

Pavlova - An Australian (and Kiwi) dessert. Popular in summer, as it's is covered in seasonal fresh fruit.

Pissed or Wasted - extremely drunk

Pissed-off - really angry

Plumber's Crack - Slang for the top of a man's bum cheeks that is exposed

PMT - Pre-Menstrual Tension

Ranga - Aussie slang to describe a redhead. It's not a nice term at all...

Rashie - A rash guard, also known as rash vest or rashie, is a type of athletic shirt made of spandex and nylon or polyester.

SAO's - SAO biscuits are a savoury cracker biscuit that was launched in Australia in 1906 by Catherine Sao. SAOs are often eaten as a light snack, topped with butter/margarine and Vegemite

Sickie - Australian slang for taking a day off work 'sick'

Tim Tams - a heavenly chocolate covered biscuit

VB longneck - VB short for Victoria Bitter, a popular Australian beer. A Longneck refers to a 750ml glass bottle

Vegemite - is a dark brown Australian food paste made from yeast extract. It is a spread for sandwiches or toast, or biscuits. It is similar to British, New Zealand, and South African Marmite

Weet-Bix - is the name of high-fibre breakfast biscuits manufactured in Australia and New Zealand

ONE-SHOTS

ELEVEN - I entered this in the Season of our Discontent Contest. It's my first posted vamp fic. I hope you read, but it is pretty dark... Thanks to @vbfb19 for the banner.

ALONE - *Winner Public Vote The 80s Power Ballad Contest - Third Place in Judges Choice*

BOOFHEAD - *Winner Reader's Choice pick* 'Another Ward on the Barbie' contest.

EXCLUSIVELY: *WINNER - First place* My entry for the Texts From Last Night Contest. WOW, thank you to all that voted, I came first in the poll!

BILLIONAIRE - My entry in the Pick-a-Pic Challenge. My story did not place in the contest, however it did make the shortlist for the Judge's choice.

EVOLVE - *Second Place winner* I entered the I'm With The Band Contest, hosted by the lovely ladies at the Wayward Pushers.

EMBELLISHMENT - *WINNER - First Place* My entry for the Gotta Love a Man in Uniform Contest.

ELLIPSIS - *Entry in the Alternate-Shippers Challenge* Ellipsis is kind of a flashback chapter to my WIP Episode (and will hopefully explain Bella's fixation on her ex-boyfriend). However, I think those that are not familiar with Episode will enjoy it regardless as a non-canon one-shot (the purpose of the challenge)?

EXCHANGE - *Honorable Mention* My entry in the Public Lovin Contest.

BARRACUDA - *Voted Third in the voting poll* My entry in The Cougar Revolution Challenge. My story made the top 5 (voted third in the voting poll), so I'm really happy with that!

EXTREMITIES - *WINNER - BEST HANDLING* OMG, Um I was lucky enough to be a runner-up in the TwiFic Auto Erotica Challenge! Extremities won for 'Best Handling'.

I will continue it after Episode has been resolved - have no idea how long that will take, sorry!

EXTREME INNUENDO & EXTREME REACTION - These are two one-shots that I submitted to 'A Picture Tells a Thousand Words' Contest (Read in that order). These became the basis for Extremities.