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Author has written 44 stories for Professor Layton, Kingdom Hearts, Total Drama series, Pokémon, and Animal Crossing. 3/13/13 - I TOLD YOU HE WAS HIS BROTHER! I TOLD YOU ALL BUT NOBODY BELIEVED ME! HAHAHAHAHAHA, I'M RIGHT! FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE I FEEL LIKE AN ENTITLED DOUCHE! Sha-zam! I can't believe I actually got that prediction right from like a year or two ago. /vague spoilers. You may be wondering why my pen name has changed. Nothing too brass a reason. Just changed it to something typical to make myself prominent to the people I associate with outside of this great community. Hope you guys can still recognize me. -Nate *Stories in my story list labeled with "Dated." are of course, dated stories written in my youth on this website and do not reflect my current writing style. They're only on here for documentation purposes. -Nate What? You expect me to actually talk about myself? Don't make me laugh! Heheh, you know what? I like you, because of that. I suppose it's okay that you get a peek at my current writing agenda...Just as long as you don't tell anyone! CURRENT STORIES!: How to Become a Gentleman in Just 100 Days (Professor Layton): Even in the most normal of situations, a moral can arise and teach you how to better yourself. One-hundred chapters, one per day. A series of pieces reflecting on the do's and don'ts of a true gentleman. First priority. A Few Hundred Instances of Excessive Torture (Pokemon): She's a psychotic bitch with an obsessive admiration, he's the straight man who just wants to live the typical life of a boy. Visorshipping. Nate/Rosa. Updated daily. Second Priority. Random Donald and Goofy One-Shots (Kingdom Hearts): Face it, like it or not, these two never get enough appreciation. It's always darkness this, darkness that, yaoi that, yaoi this. It's time the Disney characters of Kingdom Hearts get their fair share of material, and that is exactly what I aim to do. Random Bawn One-Shots: (Total Drama) A granola girl and her technological savior, sounds like a great pairing right? Apparently these fics sure think so. Animal Crossing One-Shots: (Animal Crossing) With New Leaf on the way out, I figured that new stories revolving around the game were necessary. Santa Clive Stories: (Professor Layton) Various crack stories that follow Clive's exploits after Professor Layton and the Unwound Future, each being a blunt middle finger to the series' various running gags and other notable tropes. FUTURE STORIES!: Nothing on the chopping block yet, captain. COMPLETED/OTHER STORIES!: 100 Goof-Ups and Quirky Quacks (Kingdom Hearts): 100 stories revolving around Mickey's two loyal followers, Donald and Goofy! 100 Tales of A Mouse and His Best Friend (Kingdom Hearts): Partner series to the above story. 100 stories revolving around the bond between King Mickey and Pluto, man and pet. Or rather more appropriately, mouse and pet. Those Other Adventures of Layton & Luke: (Professor Layton) A sister series to DragonsAreFriends' (now cancelled) series of the same name. Takes place after Specter's Flute but before Eternal Diva with the exception of Chapter 1. 20 Chapters. Completed. Unsure if continuation possible. This story is rather dated and is not reflective of my current writing style. Read only if curious. -Call it pretentious, but it makes me feel rather unique to be one of the few people here that isn't a female. That's right honey, not everyone on this website has implants. | |||||||
1. How to Become a Gentleman in Just 100 Days » reviewsA chapter every day, join Professor Layton and Luke as they go about living their ever-curious London life in a series of quaint yet topical conundrums, and maybe even pick up a tip or two about proper etiquette while you're at it. Tip NO. 041 - Fathering: She just wants to make sure she isn't being a burden on him.Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 25,696 - Reviews: 170 - Updated: 6-19-13 - Published: 5-10-13 - H. Layton & Luke T.2. A Few Hundred Instances of Excessive Torture » reviewsIn which Nate finds that it's not easy living life knowing that the slightest interaction could set her off her alarm, and that no matter what he does, he's always being watched. Visorshipping with yandere!Rosa. .101 A Dubious Enigma and a Wayward Future Scattered at the End of the Line: In which the boy contemplates his life in the darkness of the night.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 101 - Words: 53,931 - Reviews: 461 - Updated: 5-31-13 - Published: 2-20-13 - Mei/Rosa & Kyouhei/Nate - Complete3. Mangled Math reviews"Dalston has posed a math problem to Hershel. It's written on a homework sheet, bit it's torn in several places, making it very difficult to read." As if it wasn't enough that everyone else in town was going around, throwing puzzles at him in sight. - One-shot based off a certain bullcrap puzzle.Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-6-13 - Complete4. Professor Layton and the Return of the Hiatus Pi reviewsFor Pi Day; Short friendly one-shot; In which the boy lets slip that his memory can falter from the hustle and bustle of adventure, and the professor reveals a hidden weakness secreted deep inside his abdomen. Did someone say spoilers for the entire series?Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-14-13 - H. Layton & Luke T. - Complete5. Aqua 'Mon Hunger ForceA story originally done as a request from /vp/: "Replace the cast from Aqua Teen Hunger Force with Pokemon using a scenario that's as bizarre as the show itself." Humor is more understandable if you've seen the actual show. Not a crossover.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Published: 3-13-13 - Vanilluxe & Finneon/Keikouo - Complete6. The Old Smog and the Sea reviewsA story originally done as a request from /vp/: "A veteran trainer has to spend a day teaching kindergartners about Pokemon battles, but he can't contain his competitive drive, causing problems." Humor is more understandable if you are invested with the current metagame.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-13-13 - Politoed/Nyorotono & Gyarados - Complete7. Do Androids Dream of Electrical Sheep? reviewsIn which Nate must cope once again with an obsessive girl of otherwise joyous delight, all the while his mind tries to tell him to drown his fears in a sea of cuddly mareeps. - Visorshipping with yandere!RosaPokémon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,655 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-15-13 - Published: 2-14-13 - Kyouhei/Nate & Mei/Rosa - Complete8. Santa Clive Receives A Benevolent Prostate Exam reviewsIn which Clive and the Professor have a completely meta yet calm discussion. Whether or not you find it unnerving is up to you.Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-14-13 - Published: 8-25-12 - Clive/Klaus & H. Layton - Complete9. ReMIXed reviewsIt wouldn't be the first time he got his facts wrong.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-14-13 - Published: 1-31-13 - Donald Duck & Goofy - Complete10. Fear and Loathing in DICKSville reviewsIt isn't easy learning that you've been replaced. Short New Leaf-related one-shot.Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 2-14-13 - Published: 1-31-13 - Tortimer - Complete11. A Quiet Game reviewsIn which we learn that Chespin is a good harvester, Fennekin may have a superiority complex, and that Froakie may or may not be the most trustworthy fellow when it comes to tension-inducing games. One-shot/First Gen VI fanfic!Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-8-13 - Complete12. G E A R I T O R I U M » reviewsHuman-AU. Donald Anselmo has spent years stuck in a dead end job ghostwriting for best-selling author, Geoff "Goofy" Farmer. It doesn't help that his best friend and convenient roomie, Mickey Iwan, is mooching off him either. So when a scheme to stop this injustice turns awry, the three of them must collaborate to restore their former glories. Title will make more sense later on.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 44,994 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 12-28-12 - Published: 6-25-12 - Donald Duck & Goofy13. Misery reviewsIn which a blunt Nate and an obsessive Rosa share a back-to-back banter about the values of affection in the middle of nowhere. - Visorshipping with yandere!RosaPokémon - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,579 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-16-12 - Published: 12-14-12 - Kyouhei/Nate & Mei/Rosa - Complete14. Pointless reviewsIn which the title actually does justice to the pages beyond the book's cover.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-7-12 - Donald Duck & Goofy - Complete15. Inconsistent Details, Consistent Quality reviewsIn which Donald and Goofy have an engaging discussion concerning vague, ambiguously edgy metaphors about darkness and diminished baked delicacies. -For Kingdom Hearts' tenth anniversary-Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-17-12 - Donald Duck & Goofy - Complete16. The Chicken Nugget Factory reviewsOne does not easily forget a memory as gruesome as this one.Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 326 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-1-12 - Dawn & B - Complete17. A New Gift reviewsThere seems to be some sort of disagreement.Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-25-12 - Dawn & B - Complete18. Midnight Run reviewsSometimes, he wishes he didn't close up the shop so late, other times he wishes he didn't close it up so early. This isn't one of those times.Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-20-12 - Tom Nook - Complete19. And Now For Something Completely Different reviewsSomething doesn't seem quite right here.Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-19-12 - Dawn & B - Complete20. Communication reviewsClearly the only good raccoon is a healthy raccoon.Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-15-12 - B & Dawn21. Population: Growing reviewsShe appreciates the gift of nature in all formats, even in some you wouldn't quite expect. l Players of Animal Crossing can relate to this! lTotal Drama series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-7-12 - Dawn & B - Complete22. Typical Injuries reviewsA generic, beaten horse concept that's far past it's prime, now with ten times the more hurt and double the bickering! Visorshipping one-shot - Kyouhei/Mei.Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-4-12 - Kyouhei/Nate & Mei/Rosa - Complete23. The Beast That Hath No Name reviewsIn which their vacation is put on a temporary hiatus, and Dawn wonders if his family has enough for the winter.Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-2-12 - Dawn & B - Complete24. The Night Garden reviewsIt's never too early to appreciate spring.Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 386 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-31-12 - Dawn & B25. Dead Nature reviewsIn which we learn B's greatest fear, and how he does not handle every situation in a calm manner.Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-30-12 - B & Dawn - Complete26. Of Gears and Screws reviewsIn which B and Dawn collaborate to create something that appeals to both of their interests.Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-27-12 - Dawn & B - Complete27. It's Exactly What It Looks Like reviews"Alright one break, but as soon as we wake up we're going back on the route!" Kyouhei declared with a yawn, and he fell fast asleep. A few minutes later, a seemingly-sleeping Mei opened her eyes. A smile grew on her face as she looked to her right, he was out cold. She figured she had just enough time to pull this off. Short Visorshipping one-shot - Kyouhei/Mei.Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-27-12 - Kyouhei/Nate & Mei/Rosa - Complete28. Vexatious reviewsIn which we learn that B will do anything to impress his wife, even if it means joining her in her interests, and that nature is not always forgiving.Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-26-12 - Dawn & B - Complete29. In The Morning reviewsShe stirs earlier than usual, her eyes slowly flutter open. Her arm searches to hug him, but he isn't there.Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,328 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-23-12 - Dawn & B - Complete30. Still reviewsIn which Mei learns of a bizarre way to attract Pokémon, and forces a reluctant and impatient Kyouhei to try it out with her. Short Visorshipping one-shot. Kyouhei/Mei. First Visorshipping fic on the site?Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-22-12 - Kyouhei/Nate & Mei/Rosa - Complete31. Fluorescent Radiance reviewsShe sighs, being alone without him can get quite lonely sometimes. To make matters worse, the rain wasn't going to stop anytime soon, and as she checks her mail, neither was her spam.Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-22-12 - Dawn - Complete32. 100 Goof Ups and Quirky Quacks » reviews100 stories revolving around King Mickey's two most loyal followers and their bond of friendship! Mostly humor. Chapter 100, As Time Goes By: Donald shivered as he walked through the snow-infested sidewalk. The winds were really starting to pick up, and today it was made extremely evident. COMPLETE! Chapter 100 is up!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 41,812 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 6-24-12 - Published: 2-25-12 - Donald Duck & Goofy - Complete33. 100 Tales of a Mouse and His Best Friend » reviews100 stories revolving around King Mickey, Pluto, and their bond of friendship as owner and pet! Chapter 100, Perfect: In fact, they hadn't done anything relatively noteworthy ever since they got up that day. COMPLETE! Chapter 100 is up!Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 24,672 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 6-24-12 - Published: 2-29-12 - King Mickey & Pluto - Complete34. A Short Reunion"Wak! Don't you realize people will make fun of you if they call you Goofy? !" "If I was aware of that. Would I be calling myself that right now?" AU. Donald/Goofy friendship. One-shot. Donald is on a spirit quest and turns to a lonely mystic for help.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Published: 2-23-12 - Donald Duck & Goofy - Complete35. The Case of the Large Body That Never WasDonald Duck and Goofy are a pair of misfit detectives working for Mickey Mouse. When they realize a lack of effort being input into their job, they make sure their latest case doesn't go awry. One-shot;Re-uploaded from my deleted one-shot collection fic.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Published: 2-19-12 - Donald Duck & Goofy - Complete36. A Very Important DateThe White Rabbit is late for something. But it surely isn't a trial at the Queen's Castle. Rated T for absurd, possibly offensive dialogue and theme;Re-uploaded from my deleted story, A Nonsensical Compilation of Unrelated NarrativesKingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Published: 2-19-12 - Complete37. Pete's Quest for Peace II: Electric PeteAloo!Pete aims to enlighten the Disney Council of Villains by putting on a one-man show about the story of Captain Justice! Will he win the crowd? One-sided PetexMinnie;Re-uploaded from my deleted story, A Nonsensical Compilation of Unrelated Narratives.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Published: 2-18-12 - Pete & Maleficent - Complete38. BILL HAWKS'S SUPER HAPPY WONDERFUL CHEERY DAY! reviewsYes, I'm being serious about the title. A very short prequel to Santa Clive VS The World of Layton Fanfic Authors. In which Bill Hawks develops an evil plan after the conclusion of Unwound Future. I would advise you read Santa Clive before reading this. Dated.Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-15-12 - Complete39. Those Other Adventures of Layton and Luke Season 1 » reviewsWhen Layton and Luke aren't out adventuring, just what does happen in their ordinary little London life? Read and Review please! Father/Son! Chapters with spoilers will be individually dealt with. FINAL CHAPTER IS UP! It's finally complete! Dated.Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,279 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 12-21-11 - Published: 2-7-11 - H. Layton & Luke T. - Complete40. Santa Clive, Layton, and Luke's Big Picture Show reviewsThe Sequel to Santa Clive Plays With His Pussy is here! OOC-NESS UP THE ROOF! Somewhat Spoilers! Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy parodies! Oh and Clive has a foot fetish. Dated.Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-26-11 - Clive/Klaus - Complete41. Santa Clive Plays With His Pussy reviewsThe Sequel to Santa Clive The Delicious Succulent Cocks is finally here with an epic Terminator parody, OOC-ness! Slight spoilers maybe, AGGRESSIVE HUMOROUS CURSING! Dated.Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,927 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-12-11 - Clive/Klaus - Complete42. Santa Clive and The Delicious Succulent Cocks reviewsOf by which I mean chickens... Sequel to Santa Klaus Is Sorta Probably Maybe Comin' To Town! RANDOM-NESS EVERYWHERE! MAJOR OOC-NESS! Rated T for some curses. Why Clive's name was changed from 'Klaus' to 'Clive'... "Oh the spoilers, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!" Dated.Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-3-11 - Clive/Klaus - Complete43. Santa Klaus Is Sorta Probably Maybe comin' to town reviewsDrabble but I may make more Chapters. If Klaus had been given the role of old St. Nick, Ensure for randomness, Super duper OOC-ness , and Cows with Don Paolo heads! Might change it T IF I feel it needs too. 'Small Spoiler' as well...I guess. Dated.Professor Layton - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-23-09 - Clive/Klaus & Don Paolo - Complete44. A Luke Triton Christmas reviewsA Professor Layton Adaption of the TV Special, A Charlie Brown Christmas. Slight OOC as the personalities of the Peanuts characters must fit the Layton characters. Dated.Professor Layton - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-19-09 - H. Layton & Luke T. - Complete
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