RIP Jynx. I'll love you forever. Promise. 2nd June 2012 xxx

My wonderful, amazing, talented and beautiful friend drew this... Literally the only good fanart of Morgead. Follow her if you have dA, she's got crazy talent :DDD she also did my avatar. Though I did colour it. Yay for colouring...!

My tumblr. I need followers.

Hi, I'm Julia. I'm 16, and am a spy for the British Government.

Okay, not really. I got kicked out of spy school coz I was too lazy.

Aside from spying, I enjoy reading, writing, playing piano, anything to do with horses, and painting. Horses. Anything I draw looks vaguely like a horse.

Updates

Huntress III is complete (after about two years, eheh). Huntress IV is in the process of being planned.

The Ghost and the Goth little ficlets forming themselves in my mind. Helps that I can't stop reading the books. Man are those two adorable... I have a couple of AUs which I may write, and loads of little things about Will and Alona.

Still writing the NW drabbles but uploading them slowly. I have about 12 on my phone that I haven't really sorted through.

Favourite animal: Horse.

Favourite sport: Showjumping FTW!!

Favourite colour: Blue or green.

Favourite films: I like any period drama, horse racing or Apocalyptic film. Otherwise, I absolutely love How To Tame Your Dragon, Despicable Me and Megamind, commonly referred to as "The Big Three" by me and two of my best friends. I think that Ratatouille is the cutest film, because Remy reminds me of my chinchillas. I am also a Twilight girl *cue groans* _ My favourite film is Rise of the Guardians.

I think, as I am French, that french films are the most artistic. I love watching Amélie on a rainy day, because it reminds me of Paris. I also think that Brice de Nice and Bienvenue Chez les Ch'ti are works of art.

I'm not kidding. They really are.

Favourite books: I adore dystopian books, most classics, leaning more towards the Bronte sisters and Jane Austen. I personally think that Hareton doesn't get a sliver of the appreciation he deserves. I almost fainted when I found out that Matthew MacFadyen plays him in the 1998 (I think that's the year) version. I am a long-time lover of Darren Shan, since my brother used to read it when he was in Junior school and I was in Infants. I think any book about Lady Jane Grey is fantastic. And if I'm depressed, I read Horrid Henry. Because it makes me laugh. Or Chronicles of Narnia coz I adore Aslan.

Favourite TV series: I am completely in love with Benedict Cumberbatch, so obviously Sherlock is my kindaa thangg ;) I like watching Heartland and sighing at the pretty horsies. Modern Family, Desperate Housewives and The Middle are series that I watch weekly with my mother. We also watch Bones, because I love the romance. I still find myself watching Phineas and Ferb, Wizards of Waverly Place and Sonny with a Chance. (And Hannah Montana, but that's only when I'm alone in the house)

Favourite music: I listen all across the spectrum, as long as it isn't on Kiss Radio. I adore any Chopin, Liszt and most Beethoven (I get goosebumps when I listen to the 2nd movement of Symphony no. 7 in A major), all the way through soundtrack music, Hayley Westenra, Taylor Swift, Paramore, 30 Seconds To Mars and My Chemical Romance. As I am also a Christian, I listen to Bethel Church, Hillsong (Brooke Fraser 'specially), Matt Redman... Stoneleigh is pretty cool. Reminds me of when I used to go. When I was about 6.

Favourite song: Wonderwall: Oasis. Too many amazing memories tied up in that song, mann...

Where was your ID pic taken?
On my piano bench. Jynx was a little cutie.

What's your middle name?
Marie. Seem to be a lot of people with that middle name.

Your current relationship status?
Single. Nothing interesting here... Thank goodness...

What is your current mood?
Hyper. I was talking about the upcoming Chaos Walking film (EEPEEPEEPEEP) with a friend and kind of dissolved into excited squeals and fangirl collapsing onto the floor...

What is one thing that makes you happy?
Horses. Felix and Max (grumpy bugger as he is) in particular.

If you MUST be an animal for ONE day?
Horse. I would make a fantastic bronc

Ever had a near death experience?
... A horse stood on me once. Sure it was my leg, but I could have broken the bone and it could have pierced the artery. That would have been pretty.

Something you do a lot?
Piano. Listening to music.

What's the name of the song stuck in your head right now?
Radioactive - Imagine Dragons (I love the Host... Just amazing and the song is so perfect alalalalala)

When was the last time you cried?
Maybe a week ago? When I found out Chaos Walking was going to be made into a film I couldn't stop crying... I am so crazy excited.

Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yupyup. I'm not amazing, but if I warm up properly I'm not too bad. I do a mean Amazing Grace.
(Obviously that's a joke.)

If you could have one super power what would it be?
Change my appearance at will. I am so jealous of Tonks, have to say!

What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
Hair. It’s important, ya know. Me and Deesney seem to like characters with dark hair. Apart from Jack Frost. Eheheheheh.

What's your biggest secret?
... I’m not actually human... O_o

What's your favourite colour?
Blue.

When was the last time you lied?
Uh... I'm not sure. I exaggerated a couple of times today, but I'm not sure if that counts as lying.

Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?
Disney and Dreamworks are amazing. Not so much Pixar, apart from Ratatouille. I looovvveee Ratatouille.

What are you eating or drinking at the moment?
I just finished a massive (Lord of the Rings) mug of tea. Partying hard, y'know.

What's your favourite smell?
Green apples. Or hay, with a bit of leather. Probably horse crap aswell...

If you could describe life in one word what would it be?
Contradictory. I don't know why.

What are you thinking about right now?
How perfect "We're Not Gonna Fall" by Daughtry is for Chaos Walking. It just fits for every single book.

What was the last thing that made you upset?
Uhh... One of my friends, who is like the loveliest person in the world, told me that she really isn't enjoying uni and thinks it's a waste of time. I feel a bit upset for her.
Oh, and another of my friends is moving like six hours away for uni. I hate change.

Do you like working in the yard?
Riding school yard, definitely. Garden yard, noooooooooo

If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Blackthorn ;) Heehee

Name 5 things in your closet:
5 jodhpurs.

OKAY, OKAY. I have 15. But I have to colour coordinate with the horses that I ride!

The three horses that I ride.

Okay, I need to rethink my life.

Ever been jealous about something stupid?
Just people in books in general...

How old were you when you found out Santa was fake?
Never believed in Santa, actually.

What song are you listening to right now?
"It's Not Over" by Daughtry. :333 I do love Daughtry. They sing about Jez and Morgead, basically. Or maybe that's me fitting the story forcefully to the lyrics.
Well, It's Not Over is Will and Alona from The Ghost and the Goth OHMYGOODNESSTHEENDINGIT'SSOPERFECTIWANNAWILLLLLLLLLL
Eheheh. 'William Killian'. The poor baby never had a chance.

Did you lie on any of these questions?
I don’t think so... Oh, apart from not being human. That was kidding, obviously.

I’m actually a man.

OKAY, that was kidding too...

I also have a FictionPress account. Jynxiii on there too.

PLAYLISTS

Morgead's View On Huntress

Chapter 1 - Brighter: Paramore/ Heaven: Hayley Westenra

Chapter 2 - Think of Me: Phantom of the Opera/ Forever and Always: Taylor Swift

Chapter 3 - All I Wanted: Paramore/ Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again: Phantom of the Opera/ Ain't No Sunshine: Lighthouse Family

Chapter 4 - Tears and Rain: James Blunt/ Take Me Away: Avril Lavigne/ Jezebel: Two Hours Traffic (geddit? lol, that was a bad one. But I really love this song)

Chapter 5 - Ignorance: Paramore

Chapter 6 - Looking Up: Paramore

Chapter 7 - Savin' Me: Nickelback

Chapter 8 - Pick Up the Pieces: Nat Jay

Chapter 9 - The Only Exception: Paramore

Chapter 10 - Footprints in the Sand: Leona Lewis/ Nothing I've Ever Known: Bryan Adams/ Closer: Dido

Chapter 11 - Halo: Beyoncé/ Together: Avril Lavigne

Chapter 12 - My Heart: Paramore/ From the Heart: Another Level

Chapter 13 - Where the Lines Overlap: Paramore/ Book of Days: Enya

Epilogue - Collide: Howie Day/ Love When I Can: Nat Jay/ When You Say Nothing At All (Haha): Ronan Keating

Huntress II

Chapter 1 - Daydreaming: Nat Jay/ Love, Where Is Your Fire: Brooke Fraser

Chapter 2 - Finally: Fergie/ Love When I Can: Nat Jay/ Greatest Day: Take That

Chapter 3 - Boulevard of Broken Dreams: Green Day/ Your Song: Elton John

Chapter 4 - We Are Broken: Paramore

Chapter 5 - Dreaming with a Broken Heart: John Mayer/ Laschia Ch'io Pianga: Hayley Westenra.

Chapter 6 - Pressure: Paramore

Chapter 7 - Both Sides Now: Hayley Westenra

Chapter 8 - We Are Broken: Paramore

Chapter 9 - Keep Holding On: Avril Lavigne

Chapter 10 - Wild Horses: Natasha Bedingfield

Chapter 11 - Change: Taylor Swift

Chapter 12 - My Happy Ending: Avril Lavigne

Chapter 13 - Resistance: Muse

Chapter 14 - Save the Hero: Beyoncé

Huntress III

Chapter 1 - Ordinary Day: Dolores O'Riordan

Chapter 2 - Here's to You: Brooke Fraser

Chapter 3 - Fast Cars: Tracy Chapman

Chapter 4 - Everybody Hurts: Avril Lavigne

Chapter 5 - Any Road But Here: Hello Bella.

Chapter 6 - This Is War: 30 Seconds to Mars

Chapter 7 - Sparks Fly: Taylor Swift

Chapter 8 - All These Lives: Daughtry, We're Not Gonna Fall: Daughtry

Chapter 9 - Used To: Daughtry

Chapter 10 - Things We Lost In The Fire: Bastille

I recommend all the artists above.They are all very good!

Quotes

"'If only, if only,' the woodpecker sighs,

'The bark on the tree was as soft as the skies.'

While the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely,

He cries to the moo-oo-oon, 'If only, if only'.

If only, if only, the moon speaks no reply;

Reflecting the sun and all that's gone by.

Be strong my weary wolf, turn around boldly.

Fly high, my baby bird,

My angel, my only."

-Holes, Louis Sacchar

"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man of good fortune must be in want of a wife." (I don't know why, but that is one of my favourites. I usually say it at random moments.)

-Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen

"Doctor Crane, your glockenspiel has sprung to life!"

-Daphne from Frasier.

Come, gentle night; come, loving, black-browed night;
Give me my Romeo; and, when I shall die,
Take him and cut him out in little stars,
And he will make the face of heaven so fine
That all the world will be in love with night...

Romeo and Juliet Act III scene ii, Shakespeare

Have you given the horse strength? Have you clothed his neck with thunder? Can you make him leap like a grasshopper? The glory of his nostrils is terrible. He paws the valley and rejoices in his strength. He goes to meet the armed men. He mocks at fear and is not afraid. Neither does he turn back from the sword. The quiver rattles against him. The glittering spear and the shield. He swallows the ground with fierceness and rage. He is trained to charge at the sound of the trumpet – he says among the trumpets, “Ha! Ha!” And he smells the battle from afar, the thunder of the captains, and the shouting.

-The Bible (Book of Job, 39:19-25)

A Letter From your horse (the original version):

When you are tense, let me teach you to relax.
When you are short tempered, let me teach you to be patient.
When you are short sighted, let me teach you to see.
When you are quick to react, let me teach you to be thoughtful.
When you are angry, let me teach you to be serene.
When you feel superior, let me teach you to be respectful.
When you are self-absorbed let me teach you to think of greater things.
When you are arrogant, let me teach you humility.
When you are lonely, let me be your companion.
When you are tired, let me carry the load.
When you need to learn, let me teach you.
After all, I am your horse.

And now, the REAL story...

When you are tense, let me teach you that there are lions in the trailer, and we need to leave NOW!
When you are short tempered, let me teach you how to slog around the pasture for an hour before you can catch me.
When you are short sighted, let me teach you to figure out where, exactly, in the 40 acres I am hiding.
When you are quick to react, let me teach you that herbivores kick MUCH faster (and harder) than omnivores.
When you are angry, let me teach you how well I can stand on my hind feet, because I don't feel like cantering on my right lead today.
When you are worried, let me entertain you with my mystery lameness.
When you feel superior, let me teach you that, mostly, you are the maid service.
When you are self-absorbed, let me teach you to PAY ATTENTION. Remember? I told you about those lions in the trailer.
When you are arrogant, let me teach you what 1200 lbs. of & YAHOO LETS GO! can do when suitably inspired.
When you are lonely, let me be your companion. Let's do lunch. Also, breakfast and dinner.
When you are tired, don't forget the 600 lbs. of grain that needs to be unloaded.
When you are feeling financially secure, let me teach you the meaning of Veterinary Service
When you need to learn, hang around, bud. I'll learn ya.

Sincerely,
Your Horse

Disney princess film: Mulan

Non-Disney princess film: Ratatouille

Makes me cry the most: The Lion King

Makes me the happiest: Mulan

Best music: Pocahontas

Best love story: Mulan

Favorite princess: Mulan

Favorite prince: Shang

Favorite animal sidekick: Khan. Or Mushu. I can’t decide!!

Favorite main character animal: Remy.

Favorite villain: Gaston

Prettiest princess: Mulan or Ariel, coz she looks like Jez. Aha, gave entirely new meaning to the film when I bought it last week.

Hottest prince: Shang ;)

Favorite song: I’ll Make a Man Out Of You

Favorite villain song: Les Poissons XD Or Zira’s Lullaby.

Favorite animal song: Kiss the Girl. I always end up singing that in my head in exams and start giggling uncontrollably

Favorite princess song: Reflection or Part of Your World. The first songs I memorized!

Favorite prince song: I’ll Make a Man Out Of You

Favorite duet song: Too bad Mulan and Shang didn’t do one… Once Upon A Dream. I used to dance to that with my life-size plush Golden Retriever, Timmy XD

Favorite animal song: The one at the beginning of Lion King 2… He Lives In Me? Something like that.

Favorite love song: Does Colours of the Wind count? I’ll say yes ;)

Scariest song: Hell's Fire. I LOVE the story to Hunchback of Notre Dame, but I can't help feeling that I wouldn't let my kids watch it until they were at least 12 and really understand what's going on.

Maleficent of Lady Tremaine: Maleficent

Jaq or Gus-Gus: Jaq

Iago, Abu, or Rajah: Iago

Magic Carpet or Genie: Magic Carpet

Flotsam or Jetsam: Jetsam. I wanted to name my kid Jetsam when I was younger.

Flounder, Sebastian, or Scuttle: Scuttle. The line ‘Woah, fast swim’ gets me every time XD

King Triton or the Sultan: Triton ;)

Jasmine’s palace or Cinderella’s castle: Jasmine’s palace

Flora, Fauna, or Merriweather: Fauna

Belle’s magic mirror or Rapunzel’s healing hair: Magic mirror. Heehee.

Confess something Disney related: Whenever a teacher says 'Let's get down to business', I sing 'to defeat... the Huns!' I try to miss out the 'HUAH!', but sometimes it slips out. Aha...