Name: Ajissa Kari
Age: 12
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Light brown
Weight: 86 lbs

Hobbies and Interests: Reading, writing, arts and crafts, science, PTSD, Asperger syndrome

Greetings. I am Lady Ajissa Kari of Aspergia, younger sister of Lady Lianna Kari. Like my sister, I have Asperger Syndrome, a high functioning form of autism. If you don't know what that is, Google it. XD Yes, I know, I'm incredibly evil for reducing you to researching something on your own. -rolls eyes- Once your finished with your assigned reading, I'd also like a three foot long essay discussing the advantages and disadvantages of being counted among the Aspergians. This is to be done with quill and parchment with standard ink, no spell-checking or dictoquills allowed. -grins evilly- If, by chance, you manage to get a T on your paper, I will have you report to Professor Snape's office. He's out of lacewing flies, but I'm sure you'll substitute quite nicely. MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA!

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Where was I? Oh. In other news, Delores Jane Unbridge is on the run tonight after a Warrent for her arrest in the land of Aspergia was issued witha all impunity, after Aspergian authorities discovered that she used a dark device in the torture of multiple students at the Aspergically Acredited school called Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Nobody was available for comment.

"I hope Umbitch gets what she deserves," Nobody said heatedly. "Gribbit! Nibble! Oddment! Tweak! Thank you."