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Name: Not telling. :-)

Codename: Don’t have one, unless you want to count Dream Catcher and Sparky Jones, my fictionpress account name that I have yet to use.

Age: Somewhere between the egg and death. For those of you who want a more accurate age, I'm 21 and a college senior.

Gender: I am woman! Hear me roar!

Location: In a land where the rednecks run free.

Appearance: Do appearances really matter?

Hobbies: Reading, writing, and trying to make people laugh (Is it working?)

A few of my favorite quotes:

"If I were a man with gills, I'd be a fish!"--Ryan Stiles

"Ahh...I love the smell of Europe in the morning." --Eddie Izzard

"If you can't laugh at yourself, then you're missing out on a really good joke."--Charlie Sheen

"'Know thyself?' If I knew myself, I'd run away." --von Goeth

Story Status (as of 10/3/07):

Christmas Dreams: Currently on hold. One day I may decide to continue this story, but it will be in the far distant future.

Historical Romance: Chapter One for the revamped version of the story (the one taking place in England and not Scotland) should be posted soon.

Matchmaker Lane: Discontinued. I’m having a hard time connecting with the characters.

Mystery Valentine: Complete!!

Online Confessions of a Teenager: Chapter Seven posted 10/3/07

Unknown Territory: Complete!! It was written as a one-shot and it will remain as a one-shot.

FAQ About Online Confessions of a Teenager:

Q) Where do you get your ideas? Some of what happens in my story comes from real life. (I.e. school descriptions, soccer games, etc.) However, a lot of what happens comes from somewhere in my mind.

Q) Where does Darien's "Useless Information" come from? The year I started this story, my high school issued all of the students these planners, and each week there was a new random fact written above the Thursday assignments area. I found them so interesting that I wanted to put them in my story.

Q) The people that respond to Serena and Darien's diaries, who are they? None of the responders are actual people, per say. However, many of them are the exaggerations of one of my personality traits. For example, JoshIsMINE actually stems for my love of the singer Josh Groban (as shown by my avatar). JoshIsMINE, is pretty much me, should I ever decide to become a stalker.

Q) Who is IH8Dis? I don't know. At least not yet. When I first started this, I intended for IH8Dis to be just another anonymous character. However, I thought it might be a female (sorry to disappoint those who thought it was a he). Now, though, I have actually been plotting to see if I could work it in to the plot to where it turns out IH8Dis is actually a Sailor Moon character. I have two in mind that IH8Dis could possibly be, but I'm keeping that a secret.

I want to thank those who are taking time to review. You guys are what keep me writing! Thank you.