Guess who's back.

Now, Hello.

On this site, I would be the equivalent of a fossil from millenia ago that's just been unearthed. That is to say, I used to write fanfics a lot, I stopped for about two years, I came right back. I'm from that time period where Adonai63, Zoe Nightshade and AyMirala were still around.

I do realize I sound ancient when I say a lot of things have changed around FanFiction...so sue me, I AM ancient.

MOI, ANNA

As you have so cleverly deducted, my name is Anna. Sure, I read a lot, I cry a lot, I eat a lot. I'm prone to mental breakdowns at any given time. I'm that dramatic 16 year old we all know.

I do promote cultural diversity, so feel free to PM me in English, French, Mandarin, or Spanish. Even some basic Italian... I'm always looking for new people to talk to and new stuff to read.

I've been married only once, to dead poet Edgar Allan Poe.

SH...TUFF I WANT TO SAY. (see?)
What is written here is my opinion and my opinion ONLY. Don't go wild saying I'm telling you people what to believe. It's YOUR INDIVIDUAL JOB to do that.

Gerard Way, Amy Lee, Logan Lerman, Winona Ryder, Johnny Depp, Mary Shelley, Edgar A. Poe, Susan Sarandon, Tim Burton, Kate Winslet.

These people are why the world keeps turning.

I have become EXTREMELY upset. As aspiring writers and avid readers, we all know the impact something someone wrote can cause. I give the applause and rotten fruit to Alexandra Adornetto, eighteen-year-old author of Halo, the newest version of Twilight (and do not ask me how it ended up in my hands. I have some very cheesy friends to 'thank'). I give you the following formula.

Substitute:

Edward Cullen for Xavier Woods. (Or Gary Stu. Whichever you prefer)
Bella Swan for Bethany Church. (Or Mary Sue. Again, choose that which makes you want to gag the less)
Vampires and Werewolves for Demons and Angels.

All this sh*t equals an even bigger attempt at writing sh*t.

Now, don't get me wrong. She got her books published at eighteen. Yay. But let me clarify that EIGHTEEN means that she's still a freaking TEEN. So she actually had the balls to make her characters look down on people her own age? If you were to drop the contents of the book into a bowl, you'd:

a) Waddle around overused, gag-worthy, ridiculously cliché fluff, mushiness, and some disgusting stuff that I guess was the attempt at romance--which resembles vomit more than anything.
b) Have transcending conversations with those unoriginal, I'm-totally-perfect-and-beautiful-I-can't-live-with-myself type of characters.
c) Find yourself! Yes, you just might find your description somewhere along the pages. COMPLETELY STEREOTYPED IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY. I would love to elaborate:

According to A. Adornetto:

Are you blond? You walk around in football huddles with your girlfriends, wear skirts that barely even cover your..., and you're completely unaware of everything else but yourself.
Are you a teen? Oh, dear. I hear that they are idiots who spend their time either sulking, giggling about make-up and guys, or trying to kill themselves. (Did I mention the author's a teen??)
You play sports? No! You must be a jock. Brainless and macho.
You're a huge fan of music? You have your hair tangled, covering your eyes, you walk by dragging your feet, you have musical notes scribbled all the way up your arms, and you're disheveled, right?
Are you a teenage girl? Then you have no remedy! Your life centers around two main purposes: being 'accepted' as one of the in crowd and finding a boyfriend that plays rugby.
Do you 'consider yourself artistic'? Ooh! I know you wear berets, a fake mustache, and a scarf all splattered with paint.
Do you actually like to learn? Pshh. I know you do because you walk with your eyes down to 'the sacred enclosure of the library'. And you wear ironed clothes! LEGASP!
And my personal favorite... (this is an actual subplot in the book! Goths and Emos should feel oh-so-honored.)
Goths wear 'extravagant hairstyles'.
Goths wear 'extravagant [...] eye make-up.'
Only 'angsty and obscure people' are interesting to Goths.

Yes. Oh, and it gets better. She says the center of goth culture ( I guess she meant SUBculture) is...wait for it...

Death.

Anyone hear cliché? Well, I got something to say.

Could the center of your culture be IGNORANCE?

We're all unique. We can't be fit into perfectly square boxes. Walk a bit around the block, dear. You might be surprised.

I was reading some comments on YouTube where people were talking about the band 'Evanescence' (one which I happen to ADORE). Anyway, they kept on insulting each other about how listening to said band made you part of the Goth/Emo subcultures (though they did not say so in such sophisticated terms ;P ) then rebuking those comments by saying it, obviously, did NOT make them Emo and/or Goth.

What caught my attention? Those people saw being called 'Dark, Goth, Emo...and so forth' as an insult.

Sure, you can not be Goth and still like Evanescence. You can be Goth and hate Evanescence. What's wrong with being part of an urban subculture? Gothic and Emo subcultures are so stereotyped it's embarrassing. Free thinking and individualism are actual concepts, people!

Feel free to PM me about your thoughts, or lack thereof. :)

LAS NOTICIAS...

I would just love to say that (And I CAN say it. It's my profile, dude.) my awesome friend, Clara, is SUCH a hopeless romantic. AND she's abandoned her account because, SOMEHOW, she got it in her braincell (or, again, lack thereof) that she's a bad writer.

And there you have it. I've announced it to the wooorld.

Clara and I HAD a joint account :) --> The Joint Account (Ne bother pas. We don't even remember the password. More epicness to come, though!)

sigh* But it's still there, covered in dust, lonely, with a gun in its hand and a knife in the other. That is to say, it's freaking abandoned.

On another subject, I am [not] ecstatic to announce the grand re...uh, closing, of the "Crusade Against Crap!"

Dizzy, anyone?.

LINKS
I finally have an account on Fictionpress.net / Here--> Anna145's FictionPress account
I have a shelfari. You can see it on my blog, but what the heck. . Anna145s shelfari
Ask me any random question here, at Formspring!
Or...for MORE procrastination, you want to know what famous author's writing yours resembles?? Copy and paste a portion of your work here, and analyze your writing. Remember, it's procrastination, not quantum physics. IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE SO ACCURATE.
Or join the fanclubs at Fanpop. I have an account, so Add me!

PROJECTS I [can't] PROMISE AM WORKING ON...Oh, forget it. Everything's on HIATUS. Gimme Prozac and then we'll see.

(All plotlines are my property, blah, blah, blah. Forbidden to blah, plagiarize, blah, blah. I DO NOT own, however, blah, blah, the characters and/or anything that potentially belongs to Rick Riordan, blah, blah, the author. Blah, blah. )

a) Somewhere in Time--> On hiatus because of writer's block.
b) A sixth shot to "Concrete Angel" (Love to iBubble, who encouraged me to turn it into a collection of drabbles. Yes, she wants all of your eyes to bleed, I noticed.)
c) Another long fic. I am attempting to expel my INCAPABILITY AND COMPLETELY FAILING VENTURE to write romance. Just read my so-called attempts! Theyre epic. *cough*failure*cough*
d) Gasp! Could it be? A second chapter to the failed shot 'Heaven On His Mind'. Yes, possibly. It can make your eyes AND ears bleed now. So that's an improvement, right??
e) I have managed to come up with a 2,033 word long shot that can only be described as 'shallow, pointless, and trash-can-worthy'. So kneel.

AND NOW, SOME real PROCRASTINATION. IRONICALLY ENOUGH, I LEFT IT FOR LAST.

"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity."
-EDGAR ALLAN POE

"In College I learned Latin and the Stupidities."
-VOLTAIRE

"Be men, or be more than men. Be steady to your purposes and firm as a rock. This ice is not made of such stuff as your hearts may be; it is mutable and cannot withstand you if you say that it shall not."
-MARY SHELLEY

Music I listen to.
EVANESCENCE
My Chemical Romance
Nickelback
Green Day
Simple Plan
Iron Maiden
Some of Metallica (seriously, Master of Puppets is...uh, masterly.)
Phil Collins
Fall out Boy
Celine Dion
Ricardo Arjona.

I love [to hate] Valentine's day. I WANT TO BECOME AN OLD SPINSTER. (Something my therapist nags me about -.-')

Free Speech.

Cultural Diversity.

Ecrassez L'infame! (Said by the darling Voltaire. Did you have a doubt about him? Go ask Clara. Or don't.)

I found this creepy! (Aside from the fact I found it on another profile), and thought too good to pass up. So.

Get the closest book to you and what is on page 213, 6 lines down?

"I can't tell you."
-The Last Olympian.

I'm serious! I really won't.

ACKNOWLEGDEMENTS

[ T H E E T H E R ]

Everyone who knows they should be up there, are there. Let's support Dualism. I DON'T CARE WHAT MY THERAPIST SAYS ABOUT THAT. :)

Just go do something useful.

Anna.