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Author has written 31 stories for Naruto, Death Note, and Harry Potter. Name: Loves-Chihuahuas Hello, This fanfiction account and these stories were made and used solely for my own entertainment, not to show any sort of writing skill nor to prove any sort of point. I don't, and have never, particularly enjoyed writing outside of the academic sphere. Looking back at most of these fanfictions I made, I cringe at them either for the lacking of writing ability or some other missing element to a decent story. Now that I no longer gain any sort of amusement from writing these fanfictions, I have no use for them. If anyone would like to continue any of my unfinished stories, please contact me(please get permission from me first before using any of my so-called 'work'). I will most likely not update any of my stories, nor write any more. If I ever want to write fanfiction again, I will probably just make a new account. I will not, however, delete this account. If you happen to just be perusing my account for a story to read, I again reiterate my lack of writing skill, but will point you to the few stories I am not embarrassed of: Dainty Devil Bad Habit Things Never to be Mentioned Passing Moments Popsicle Sticks PBJ maybe Screwdriver and maybe An Unfortunate Happening - L.C. | |||||
1. An Unfortunate Happening » reviewsL, koala-humanoid or not, would find out why the girl was laughing maniacally as she danced, clutching the mysterious package in her brother's room... what did she know about her brother, the suspect that seemed too perfect? no slashDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-15-11 - Published: 7-24-10 - Light Y. & Sayu Y.2. Innocence » reviewsWhen one gives up the Death Note, they lose more than just their memories, though Ryuk neglected to mention this... for kicks. As vile as the notebook owner became while in possession, they shall become equally as innocent. Light murdered thousands...Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,827 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 4-5-11 - Published: 3-20-10 - Light Y.3. Screwdriver reviewsL, a man who is practically righteousness embodied in this world, is not one to shy from bypassing smaller regulations of law when needed. It is, as they say, 'for the greater good.' Who is to say it is unjust, or unrealistic in this situation?Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,631 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-3-11 - L & Light Y. - Complete4. Bad Habit reviewsLight had observed many strange things since being chained to the world famous detective, L, better known to him as Ryuzaki, but this took the cake. No slash.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-9-11 - L & Light Y. - Complete5. Brutality reviewsWords dropped like broken whiskey bottles and cigarette burns onto his unprepared son, spitting out his lines perfectly. Drawing the scene to a close, he pushed his parental title away and shoved the cold barrel of the gun against his firstborn's foreheadDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-6-11 - Light Y. & Soichiro Y.6. ChChChChanging » reviewsHe blinked hard and removed his finger—the girl did the same. He waved a shaking hand—the girl did so as well. Though tired, completely disoriented and terrified, Harry knew how mirrors worked. Logical Gender Bender and consequences. No slash, no OOC. OOHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,042 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 11-27-10 - Published: 8-5-10 - Harry P.7. Dainty Devil reviewsHe was literally untouchable—and perhaps it was that, above all else, that made others want to touch him, get close to him, see if he would even rise an eyebrow if made to bleed. And, oh, it was so, so tempting to knock oneself off their own pedestal.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-5-10 - Light Y. & Aizawa S.8. Of Water and Curse Words » reviewsRyuk meddled where he should not, and now anyone in the Kira investigation HQ is cursed! Cold water turns you into the opposite sex, warm turns you back. If you curse you de-age ten years, if you hear a curse, you age ten years. -On Hiatus-Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,036 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 7-17-10 - Published: 1-17-10 - L & Light Y.9. Bathtime oO » reviewsHow exactly do Light and L go about getting clean when they are chained together? A whole host of scenarios, multi-chapter. No slash, but very embarrassing and at times awkward! Not lewd, just funny. Everyone plays a part. Please R&RDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,554 - Reviews: 139 - Updated: 7-4-10 - Published: 11-28-09 - L & Light Y.10. CALL TO ARMS reviewsWe are recruiting those who love Death Note humor and all things DN funny: writers, readers, flamers, lend us your voices in this great call to arms! Be a soldier of Death Note Humor!Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 239 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-3-10 - Complete11. Things Never to be Mentioned reviews...Of course he did not notice, seeing as he was staring down his computer screen while endeavoring to regulate his breathing between the bouts of pure, unadulterated PAIN.Good Lord, why did this have to happen now of all times! No Slash.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,229 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-30-10 - L & Light Y. - Complete12. PBJ reviewsDear Lord, that's just...wrong on so, so many levels...Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 3-30-10 - L & Light Y. - Complete13. Things Worse Than Coffee reviewsMatsuda refuses to be the coffee guy anymore, but there are things that need to be done that are much worse than coffee... Dear Lord, WHAT did they expect him to do? One shot. No pairings. Rated T. Beware the funny...Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-24-10 - Matsuda T. & L - Complete14. A Misunderstanding of Intent reviewsLight is over-thinking things a bit when considering L's interactions with him... One-shot, crack.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-23-10 - L & Light Y. - Complete15. Passing Moments reviewsThose tense moments…they didn't always have to be so tense. Just a passing moment between two geniuses. Drabble. One shot.Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-23-10 - L & Light Y.16. A New Tactic » reviewsLight has become too angsty and short-tempered, so the team, unbeknownst to him, have come up with a disciplinary system...involving water? O.O' A funny fic for the heck of it that took on a life of it's own 'Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,574 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 3-19-10 - Published: 2-19-10 - L & Light Y. - Complete17. I DARE YOU to be a better author reviewsYes, this is a 'dare' contest, with no prize except to better your creativity, to encourage more original DN stories. With a growing list of prompts/ideas inside at your disposal, will you accept the dare...? More fun than it sounds, everyone's welcome!:DDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-17-1018. Youthful Advice reviewsVery Random, though not very OOC, which is frightening in and of itself. May scar you for life. You have been warned.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-11-10 - Gai M. & Lee R. - Complete19. Beware the SelfInsert! reviewsSelf-Insert fics can ruin many a good writer...so, I thought I'd give it a go to see if I could make you laugh! w Yes, it's gonna be crap...XD One-shot, no pairings, thank the Lord.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,251 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-13-10 - L - Complete20. Matsuda Snaps » reviewsWhen L goes too far in his assumptions of the Kira case, Matsuda finally, and hilariously, snaps. What is releaved in his snappage? And why does Mr. Yagami now want to kill L? Funny, written for no reason. Warning inside. Enjoy, and please R&R!Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,995 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 2-9-10 - Published: 12-9-09 - Matsuda T. & L - Complete21. Stuck in the Storm » reviewsA large thunderstorm as the team stuck at HQ. What will they do to pass the time? Play games of course! Everyone plays a part, Misa in later chapters. Hilarious! Multi-chapter. Warning inside.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 12-30-09 - Published: 12-2-09 - L & Light Y.22. uNEXPECTED reviewsIn the chaos of L's death scene, something unexpected happens- infact, many unexpected things happen. No slash. I know, not Humor, but give it a go, alright? Please R&R.Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-22-09 - Light Y. & Soichiro Y.23. Popsicle Sticks reviewsHm, let's just say that something very cute and funny happens between Light, L, and a popsicle stick. No slash, just funny. Rated T because I always rate it that for supposed safety .Please R&R!Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 12-18-09 - L & Light Y.24. L's Dentist Issues » reviewsL is in pain from some unkown object lodged in his mouth...Much screaming, two bloody mouths, and a good deal of laughing gas later, and the team is ready for a nervous breakdown. 2-shot. Rated T for fun and blood! Please R&R!Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,478 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 11-27-09 - Published: 11-26-09 - L & Light Y. - Complete25. L's Cartoon Inspiration reviewsL is drinking something...and it's not coffee. What could it be that it makes everyone gag, and how is it that only Matsuda knows what in the world L is talking about? Funny, cute. Two endings. Mostly L, Matsuda, and Light, though others participate. R&R!Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 11-26-09 - L & Matsuda T. - Complete26. Ryuk's Disciplinary Actions reviewsRyuk gets fed up with Light- What does he do about it? Contains corporal punishment spanking , cats, kicking, and many other things and may cause reader to hemorrhage from their bellybutton from laughing too hard. You've been warned Multiple endings! R&RDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-24-09 - Ryuk & Light Y. - Complete27. L's Nose Bleed Solution reviewsAfter Light and L's epic fight, L finds that he has a nose bleed, which he creatively resolves in such a way as to give Light mental scars and Watari to give L a special talk… Rated T for mental scars. Please R&RDeath Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 11-24-09 - L & Light Y. - Complete28. Light's amusement park accidents reviewsL, Light, and Misa go to an amusement park. Some one pees their pants. Hilarity ensues. No slash, rated T for vomit and urine. R&R! Muhahahah!Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,738 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-23-09 - L & Light Y. - Complete29. L's bright, blistered, painful, embarrassing plan reviewsLight comes to HQ and is... spanked? No slash, not perverted. Rated T for spanking. Everyone plays there part in this. FEAR L'S HAND OF DOOM AND STINGINESS!Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 11-23-09 - L & Light Y. - Complete30. L's Fingernails reviewsLight goes to headquarters one day to find L typing...with bright yellow acrylic nails. Multiple alternate endings for fun. Please R&RDeath Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-21-09 - L & Light Y. - Complete31. Kakashi's Big Butt, Say What! reviewsJiraiha plansa terrible prank on Tsunadai, but what happens when it misses it's intended victim and lands on an innocent jonin?... Please reveiw if you want it to continue or change. No pairings, no romance. Rated T just for Jiraiha. No cursing.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-5-09 - Kakashi H. & Jiraiya - Complete
