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since: 11-04-09, id: 2135973, Profile Updated: 01-05-10
country: United States
Author has written 36 stories for Supernatural, Flowers for Algernon, Harry Potter, Misc. Books, Veronica Mars, Tinkerbell, Gilmore Girls, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Twilight, Vampire Diaries, and Ten Inch Hero.

ANOUNCEMENT: Ok so i don't have any idea how to write it cause i'm only on the first book but for some reason i REALLY want to read a Vampire Kisses Supernatural Crossover story. so for anyone who has read the books and if you have any ideas please write them and tell me about them.

ANOUNCEMENT2: I have created a schedule because i have 15 multi chapter stories going right now so
MONDAY- A brothers revenge and it started with a word
TUESDAY- Allies and Love you Forever and for Allways
WEDNESDAY- Andy and Not Him
THURSDAY- Crash and Supernatural Diaries
FRIDAY- Falling and The Girl
SATURDAY- Friends, The Volturi, and Wanted Dead
SUNDAY- Hagrid and Emmett, The Walker Girls, and the challenge WOW

ANOUNCEMENT3: if you have any ideas for how some of my multi chapters should go then tell me because for some of them i'm not sure where to go with it.

I am quiet and shy at first but then i really open up when you get to know me. my friends thing i'm a little to obsessed with supernatural and sometimes they get annoyed by how much i talk about it and quote it. i spend way to much time in my head. i don't really do any sports. i have a youtube account. it's twilightmaniac3037mw. i like to read write draw and play with my pets. i have 1 dog 4 cats 3 bunnies 2 bird and 1 rat. o and a ton of fish. i love to write and mainly write about supernatural. i've tried a few harry potter fanfics but harry potter just really isn't my muse. if you have an idea that you have no idea how to write tell me about it and i might try it or i might not. i have strawberry blonde hair with a pink streak in it. well it's more blonde right now because it's washing out. i have brown eyes and i wear glasses. i'm not one for fasion (alice would scold me) so basically i wear jeans and a t-shirt. i love love love twilight(got tickets to see new moon at 10 on friday :D) i watch supernatural and vampire diaries obsessivley every week. Can't wait till next week. Dean and Jo kiss :D :P. sorry they're one of my favorite couples so that makes me happy. i am so not a SLASH fan. i hate destiel and sastiel and wincest. no offense if you are a slash fan i just find it gross. i hope you will read my storries cause i spend way more time in my head coming up with these than i do anything else.

My Characters:

Madeline-the girl
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Shippo-lots of my stories
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This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

MY PROBLEMS:

i'm having trouble dealing with the fact that dean winchester is a fictional character

I'm having trouble dealing with the fact that Castiel is a fictional character

Adam Lambert is gay. (does he have to tease me. he's just so hot)

Kris Allen beat Adam Lambert in American Idol

Pasha didn't win 3rd season of So You Think You Can Dance

They won't release the friggen realease date of stonehenge apocalypse

Nicknames

Mon-mon

Mony

Princess (2nd Grade)

Shippo (since 4th grade)

Jo (actually i got that just today)

Sugar (my next door neighbor and my granny used to call me that)

join my Taylor Swift Contest http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNGK8yVGE98

amazing Winchester video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxE8cM5cb00&feature=PlayList&p=1686A293F4D830AF

Hillarios Castiel Video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehOQsYMpnVw&feature=PlayList&p=1686A293F4D830AF&index=31

the sammy song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj8N_B10-2o&feature=PlayList&p=1686A293F4D830AF&index=55

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random!(but I'm crayzee too) If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God- forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

92 of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, 2wingo, HalfGhostPunk, Audra Markwell, impalamedean1, Castiel and Anna together Forever

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

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If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile

If you love Supernatural, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have actually considered getting an Impala for your first car, copy this to your profile. (it's my dream car)

If you find yourself creating and acting out your own Supernatural episodes, copy and paste this to your profile. (I have so many ideas, I think I should be hired as a writer for the show! lol)

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think rock, paper, scissors solves everything then put this in you’re profile!

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you sometimes absolutely have to write something, copy this to your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love All Hell Breaks Loose parts one and two with a passion, copy this onto your profile.(Almighty Passion!)

If you know Dean’s monologue after Sam died by heart and have ever said it with him, copy this onto your profile.(Jensens acting is sooo good in this!)

If you have ever watched TV, got to a commercial then completely forgot what you were watching, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you cried during any given Supernatural episode, copy this onto your profile(Some are... Time of dying, Heart,All hell breaks loose 1-2,Mystery Spot,Fresh blood, No rest for the wicked, heaven and Hell,Family Remains,On the head of a Pin, The Rapture, When the Levee Breaks,Sympathy for the Devil,Good god Ya'll, Free to be you and Me, and Abandon all hope..Sniffles)

Jensen Ackles is the best actor alive. If this is true, copy this onto your profile.

Jensen Ackles is the sexiest man alive. If this is true, copy this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to Supernatural, copy this onto your profile.

Thursday is the best day of the week. If you agree, put this on your profile.

If you want to/have been to the Supernatural con, put this on your profile(Pretty soon there wont be any more Jared and Jensen at comic-con...cries)

If you have ever written something, loved it, but then next time you read it you hate it and completely rip it apart and completely rewrote it, copy and paste this on your profile. (that is most of my stories)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever watched interviews and past panels of the boys over and over paste this on your profile.(Oh duh! Who hasnt? I have my very own playlist for this type of thing.)

If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile.I have 5!

Id you have ever done so many push ups your arms shake without you wanting them to copy this into your profile.

if you have ever been writing a really serios part of a story and then you think of something really random and it made you double over laughing copy this into your profile.

If you cried in herry potter 6 book or movie when dumbledore died copy this into your profile.

If you cried when sirius died in harry potter 5 book or move copy this into your profile

if you cried twilce as hard the second time you watched harry potter 4 because now you know that cedric is edward copy this into your profile.

if you wanted to slap amanda in finding home for being so rude to dave (Misha Collins) copy this into your profile.

If you want to slap amanda's mom in finding home copy this into your profile.

if you have ever wanted to slap castiel copy this into your profile.

if you are in a supernatural mood but you don't have any of the seasons on dvd and you end up watching gilmore girls or dawsons creek copy this into your profile

if you actually got that last one copy this into your profile

if you jumped for joy when you found out that jensen ackles and daneel harris were engaged copy this into your profile

if you know jensen's dogs name copy this into your profile

if you know what type of dog it id copy this into your profile

if you know the back story behind jensen's dog copy this into your proflie

if you know any funny stories about jensen's dog copy this into your profile

If you know jared's dogs names copy this into your profile

if you know any funny stories about them copy this into your profile.

if you know what icarus does when jensen comes home copy this into your profile

if you realized that icarus is sitting on Daneel's lap in her interview on the ten inch hero dvd copy and paste this into your profile.

if you think that ten inch hero is the best movie ever copy this into your profile

if the only reason you know what ten inch hero is is because jensen ackles plays priestly copy this into your profile

if you have ever watched a scary movie and imagined sam and dean coming to save the day copy this into your profile

if you can quote misha in NCIS when he was in the interrogation room with gibbs coppy and paste this into your profile

if you have ever wished to be on the set of supernatural copy this into your profile

if you then realized that they kill off all the girls and changed your mind copy this into your profile

if you have ever typed in supernatural on ebay copy this into your profile

if you have ever loved yet hated a character in supernatural copy this into your profile

if you have ever listened to 'the way i loved you' by taylor swift and automatically thought of Dean Forester from gilmore girls copy this into your profile

if that then made you think of sam copy this into your profile

if you have ever just randomly looked at someones profile page to see if they had any copy into your profile thing then copy this into your profile

if you have friends that just nod there heads and pretend they know what you are talking about when you start to talk about supernatural copy this into your profile

if your friends have stopped asking you questions for fear it will somehow lead to supernatural copy this into your profile

if you quote supernatural on a daily basis copy this into your profile

if you have a crush on sam, dean, or castiel copy this into your profile

if you hate SLASH copy this into your profile

if you hate when people don't lable their slash and then you end up getting a really gross image of jensen and jared or jensen and misha or jared in misha copy this into your profile

if most of your stories are inspired by songs copy this into your profile

if you have ever been grounded from the computer and you just about died copy this into your profile

if you tell yoursellf every day i'm just going to check my email then i'm going to get off then you end up being on the computer for 2 hours copy and paste this into your profile

if you miss vital information (like your sister getting preagnant) because you are in the computer room all day copy this into your profile

if you have ever had someone ask you if you are ever far enough away from the computer to not get their email copy this into your profile

if your teachers think your crazy when they look at your computer screen and your checking yout email and they ask you why aren't you working on the assignment and you say your done then they check it think it's the most amazing peice of work they've ever seen and then they look at your lab partner who is playing on addictive games they do the same thing yet they have all the wrong answers because they copied off you but you first wrote down the wrong answers then let them copy then wrote down the right answers copy this into your profile

if you have ever failed a history quiz becuase you were up till one in the morning writing fanfiction copy this into your profile

if in creative writing you are reading while in english during ssr (silent sustained reading) you are writing copy this into your profile

if you have the same teacher for 2 subjects copy this into your profile

if those to subjects are right next to each other copy this into your profile

if all your teachers have gotten used to the fact that you doodle all over your worksheets copy this into your profile

if you absolutley hate someone yet you think you may have a crush on him copy this into your profile

if you ever talk to much to someone you don't know cop this into your profile

if you have stage fright copy this into your profile

if that is why you write copy this into your profile

if the 'best day' by taylor swift applies to you and your dad copy this into your profile

if you have ever eaten lunch alone copy this into your profile

if you used to read at recess copy this into your profile

if you have ever moved copy this into your profile

if you grew up in the south copy this into your profile

if yu grew up in missouri copy this into your profile

if u grew up in a small town where you knew eveyone copy this into your profile

if you have ever lived in a town where there were drive by shootings on a regular basis copy this into your profile

if you used to have to go out to of state to go to church copy this into your profile

if you were amazed by the fact that on the first day of school in utah everyone was LDS. (i sure was. i probably had a million people comeup and ask me if i was a mormon. it was weird. i was used to being the only one in the school)

if you moved to utah and were amazed at the fact that a block away was your best friends house and they were in a completely different stake copy this into your profile

if you have a sibling that is married copy this into your profile

if are an aunt/uncle copy this into your profile (i am and i have another neice/nephew on the way)

if your dad is a teacher copy this into your profile

if you are the neice of a southern baptist preacher copy this into your profile

if you were watching colonial times in history and the southern a baptist preacher came out and you burst out laughing because he acted so much like someone you knew copy this into your profile. (he acted like my uncle and everyone was staring at me wondering if i was crazy)

If you have ever ended a sentence with 'just for kicks and giggles' copy this into your profile

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

if you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile ... grr doing this (A)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. All the tiime.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (I'm on candy now..:))

If you have ever dreamed or wished that a TV character was real copy and paste this in your profile. (Dean. Cas. Sam. Dean. Cas. Oh and the occasional Castiel.)

if you think the Coacoa Puff Turky Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. (But then again I should too...)

If you have ever yelled at your television because a character or someone you don't like was on copy and paste this into your profile.(I do that too much..)

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself, copy and past this to your profile. (Too much, I think I may have a problem.. wait I already know I do... I'm pretty f'd up in the head.)

Parents spend the first half of your life teaching you to walk and talk, and the other half telling you to sit down and shut up. (Omg...:D)

It's not a complete day unless I scare the crap out of one of my friends. (Or piss them the hell off.)

It's you and me against the world...we attack at dawn. YES!! (Sounds like something Misha Collins would say to his Minions... Odd man he is.)

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh harder.

I'm not afraid of death. What's it going to do? Kill me?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone!

Why spell it out to you if I can scream it in your face?

If you can't beat them, join them
If you can't join them, sue them,
then rub it in their faces.

Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary. (It does, I tried it... on myself... I'll say it for 'ya Bobby, IDJIT!!)

How come parents always say, "Don't take candy from strangers," But on Halloween, it is encouraged? (WTF, eh?)

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. (:D)

I love my crazy friends. They are my life.

Say those three words that could mean so much to me, to you

Mean them and I'll mean them too.

It's those three words that could change someone's life,

Someone's like mine.

Say them, I'll say them too,

I love you.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Yes I do seem to have that habit!)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (Yes I've tried to talk myself out of talking to myself. )(It doesn't work.)

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g I'm hungreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Well get some food! But theres only fruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuit! Well fruit is good for you. I want chooooooooooooooooooooooooooooocolate!!)

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'(I want a cookie now...)

You live off of sugar and caffeine (Chococlate and Bargs rootbeer are the best things in the worlds!!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. (sorry, gotta go check my e-mail!)

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. (Yes, How did you know?)

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. (Yeah, that does tend to happen...)

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. (A have a collection.)

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. (Yes..)

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (No this computer is new!! oooooo shiny!!)

You tend to correct random typos made by other people. (Yeah I can't STAND that!!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. (This is the only thing so far that isn't true about me.)

People think you have A.D.D. (Yes!)

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. (Hells yeaaah!)

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (OMG, pisses people off.)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason. (Most definatly!)

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. (Yeah, Which is probably a good thing.)

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 8. (heck yes. i spend to much time on here and these stories don't count for reading logs)

I love you so much,
But I hate you so.
Your the best thing that ever happened to me,
But you're such a dirty little bastard.
I love you.
I hate you.

"People like YOU are the reason people like ME need medication..."

Way back. Before we realized all this would eventually disappear. Post this in your bulletin if you remember these days . . . You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "in west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember -Step by Step -Family Matters -Dinosaurs -Boy Meets World
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
When everything was settled by -rock paper scissors or -bubble gum bubble gum in a dish or -ms. mary mack
When kick ball was a daily activity.
When we used to obey our parents.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You remember The Original Game Boy.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching -The Magic School Bus -Wishbone -Reading Rainbow -and Ghostwriter on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads and Splashers Gum.
You remember watching -the 1st Batman -Aladdin -Ninja Turtles -ghost busters
You remember Ring Pops.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
You remember boom boxes .vs. cd players.
Making those little paper fortune things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
One word. . . . . . . .trolls.
Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of -Rugrats -Wild Thornberry's -Power Ra ngers -Rocket Power.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears Lambchop's song never ended.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
Everyone watched the WB.
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . enough said.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . . Before the Internet & text messaging . . . Before Sidekicks & iPods . . . Before PlayStation3 or X-BOX 360 . . . Before Spongebob . . . Before Tupac was shot.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
You had slap bracelets!
You Actually played outside until it was dark!

96 percent of the teen population is made up of followers.Copy this into your profile if you're the 4 percent who follows the beat of their own drum

If you cried for any of the deaths in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows,copy this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If your not, then add this to your bio

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever heard of National Talk Like a Pirate day, copy this into your profile.

A true friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry.If you have a true friend, copy and paste this in your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. (Wait where did Jensen Ackles go?!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

if you neiher hate nor love obama copy this into your profile

Copy and paste this into your profile if you've ever fallen in love with a fictional character. (Dean and i am not ashamed to admit it)

If you think you would be locked up by the government and under maximum security if they could read some of your thoughts, copy this and paste it into your profile.

If you have ever had done something or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends and only caused your "peers" to look at you strangely and roll their eyes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you approve of gay marriages put this on your profile and add your name to the list: Gaara's-pandachan101, 678yui-julie-and-kiki-kitten, Demon Lord Sesshomaru, Blood Red Tensai, Kimatra, Fullmetal Embers, Lara-Van, petrelli heiress, queenoftheoutlands, night-star-93, Castiel Anna Together Forever

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, ShadowsOnALove-StruckSoul, Punk Chopsticks, xoxLewrahxox, petrelli heiress, Lara-Van, queenoftheoutlands, night-star-93, Castiel Anna Together Forever

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Supernatural!!)

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing hysterically, copy and paste this into your profile. (It releases a pain reliever how is that bad?)

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile (WAAAAAIT! Which one?)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you've ever ran into a wall while looking at someone else, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever ran into someone else while looking at a wall, copy this into your profile

Most writers don't know the difference between 'there', 'their' and 'they're', 'you're and 'your', 'its' and 'it's'. If you do know the difference and would like to throttle people who don't, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have ever made your own copy this into your profile thing copy this into your profile

f you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you have ever suppressed the urge to shout, "Anarchy! Revolution, justice screaming for solution..." at some random time in your life copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile.

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can bring you down, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you are loving Peter Petrelli’s emo bangs, copy and paste this into your profile

if you love Damon Salvatore even though he pisses you off all the time copy and paste this into your profile

Sylar loves cake. If you love cake too, copy and paste this into your profile

If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile.

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile.

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (its just a matter of time before i piss the wrong person off though lol)

If you have ever made someone watch Jensen Ackles' preformance of Eye Of the Tiger even if they don't know the show, copy and paste this one to your profile!

if you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

if you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

if you have ever accidently put the same copy and paste on twice, copy and paste this on your profile.

if you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

if you have evere threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

If you love dancing in the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU KNOW...

...America's gone down the drain, copy this into your profile.

...High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

...Fanfiction.net is way better than Myspace could ever hope to be in eternity, copy and paste and add your name. otherrelmwriterM, TallestBlue, TallestYellow, JoSchmo666, Ranekaera, SilverTearsofBlood,deansbabygirl934

...that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

...our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

...that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace or twitter and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends,relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Sasha Marie, otherrealmwriter, TallestBlue, TallestYellow, JoSchmo666, Ranekaera, SilverTearsofBlood,deansbabygirl934

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you feel that half your day is spent being bored copy this onto your profile. (Actually most of that time is spent in la-la land)

if most of your profile is made up of stuff that you have copied and pasted in your profile copy and past this in your profile

if you have ever ended a sentence with "just for kicks and giggles" copy this into your profile

If your a CHRISTIAN, a firm believer in JESUS CHRIST, the SON of GOD, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think fanfiction.net is the best FanFiction site out there, post this in your profile.

If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile.

Put this on your profile if you've ever felt like crying from reading a fanfic story.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you hate homework,copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile:D

If people find you generally creepy and obssesive about TV put this on your profile.

If you think Kyle Gallner is the GREATEST actor alive copy and paste please.

If you generally find youself thinking about you favorite TV. charater throughout the day copy and paste.

You cannot listen to Eye of the Tiger now without trying to use your leg as a guitar. If this is true, copy this onto your profile.(God Ackles was a genius there)

Jared , Jensen and Gallner are the sexiest men alive. If this is true, copy this onto your profile.

Difference between a true friend and a fake one:

A Friend will: Laugh at your jokes when they aren't funny.

A Best Friend will: Say “What the heck are you talking about?”

A Friend will: Say mean things about you and agree with someone who disses you.

A Best friend will: Slap the person who dissed you and diss them back.

A friend will: Copy your class work

A Best friend will: do one page of class work while you do the other and then you switchbecause you would get the exact same answers anyway this is just faster

A friend will: Bail you out of jail.

A Best friend will: Be right next to you saying "Man we screwed up big time didn't we?"

A friend will: write a few sentences about you

A Best friend will: Write a whole trilogy about you as if it were you writing it

A friend will: Call your parents and grandparents Mr. and Mrs.

A Best friend will: Call them by their first names or mom and dad and Grams and Gramps.

A friend will: not bother to call you and wait for you to call her

A Best friend will: Call you as soon as she's out of the door

A friend will: stick up for her crush or her idol against you

A Best friend will: Tell her crush or her idol to frack off if they diss you and then tell you it was no biggie

A friend will: ask why you're crying

A Best friend will: Burst into tears with you

A friend will: Say it was ok if a guy turned you down

A Best friend will: Walk over to the guy and say “It’s because you’re gay isn’t it?”

A friend will: Wait to eat at his/her place

A Best friend will: Eat anything in your fridge like he/she owned the place and say, “What’s for dinner family?”

A friend will: Believe when you lie

A Best friend will: Will not believe at all even though you might be amazing at lying and say, “You’re an idiot if you think you can lie to me.”

A friend will: Only sleep over when there’re other people sleeping over also or once or twice.

A BEST friend will: Stay at your house every night without even asking.

A friend will: Hug you when you break up with your boyfriend

A BEST friend will: Karate kick him where it hurts and say, “You’re loss bub.”

A friend will: Not talk to you in a long period of time

A BEST friend will: Talk to you every single day and every single minute. 24/7. No Joke.

A friend will: Help you up if you slip and fell

A BEST friend will: Laugh her but off for 10 minutes, start to leave, and THEN help you up only ‘cause you keep on annoying her.

A friend will: Tell you not to disobey the rules or go against something.

A BEST friend will: Join in with you ‘cause she thinks it’s fun.

A friend will: Just talk about the obvious stuff.

A BEST friend will: Talk about anything random

A friend will: Just tell you if she’s sad

A BEST friend will: Let out all the inside feelings out in a 2 hour long sonnet.

A friend will: Just be with you if she can or only once in a while

A BEST friend will: Always be there for you no matter how big or how little, or happy or sad, or serious or just plain dumb.

--LIST OF THINGS GIRLS WISH GUYS KNEW--

1. Don't think that just because you didn't tell us we are never going to find out.

2. Our friends know EVERYTHING.

3. EVERYTHING said to our friends will be told to us. Garranteed.

4. No matter what we say, we hate your ex-girlfriend.

5. We check our phones every hour to see if you have replied to our texts, then worry if you haven't.

6. The fact you might leave us for another girl keeps us up at night.

7. When we're not talking to you on MSN, we're actually waiting for you to talk to us (in a non-snobby way, we want to see if you still care enough to talk to us).

8. When we act sad, we want you to hug us.

9. Our favourite part of the MSN convo is at the end when you say good bye, because that's the part you say you love us.

10. We actually freak out on what to do during holidays like Valentines Day.

11. We don't care what our friends think of you, but we do care what your friends think of us.

12. Yes, you might be the reason we failed that Maths test.

13. We are very, very scared of scaring you away.

14. We don't care about what we talk about, just as long as we have your attention for a few minutes.

15. Of course, we do believe the crap we read in magazines.

16. We have mood swings. Get over it.

17. Everytime you're around other girls, we worry they are better than us.

18. We don't want to hear how cool your ex-girlfriend/neighbour/best gal friend is.

19. Movies like 'He's Just Not That Into You' depress us.

20. We will move mountains on our timetable if it means seeing you.

21. We compare every other guy to you, and you always come out best.

22. We hate it when you go to discos without us.

23. We hate feeling as if we are like any other girl.

24. Don't brag about other girls liking you, it just makes us insecure.

25. When we say everything is 'fine', it generally means everything is absolutely horrible and we are on the brink of falling to pieces.

26. Don't just say 'ok' when we say we don't want to talk about it.

27. If you want to know something about us, ask our best friend.

28. If you do not hug us, we will not kiss you.

29. We think you are the best guy in the world.

30. We.Will.Kill.You.If.We.See.You.Slow.Dancing.With.Another.Girl.Without.Telling.Us.

31. We really do want you to stick up for us.

32. Compliments. We love them.

33. Be on time. We will think you don't care if you're not on time at a certain place.

34. Whether you say (L) or luv or love does matter.

35. We don't care if you couldn't come on that date because of the most embarrassing reason in the world, just don't lie to us.

36. We like cuddling up to you so let us.

37. Silent Treatment + Short Answers + Not Smiling or Laughing + Evil Looks = YOU DID SOMETHING WRONG.

38. You will be classed in our 'Hate' list if you forget our birthday.

39. Do not ask what's wrong. We'll never tell you we just want you to cuddle us.

40. You need to tell us what you think of us, we don't make assumptions (apart from 'OMG HE'S GONE OFF ME HASN'T HE?!')

41. Telling us that we are pretty will mean absolute LOADS.

42. Do not make fun of us unless we are in a good mood. As insecure as girls go, we take these things very seriously.

43. If you do end up doing Number 42, you just have to hope we aren't in a bad mood.

44. Saying something sweet MIGHT get you off the hook. Doing something sweet will ALWAYS get you off the hook.

45. We never forget things. Ever.

46. We over-analyze everything.

47. We over-react to everything.

48. When we are mad at you, we aren't actually mad at you we just want you to apologize so we can start showing we like you again.

49. Please don't stand 384931491329403 feet away from us. Even if we are scary.

50. Please acknowledge that when we are online when you sign in, we probably have waited ages for you to come online so please make it worthwhile.

51. We do not care if 50 000 other guys declared their love for us if you never do it none of it matters.

52. We don't like being used.

53. We like it when you do un-expected nice things.

54. We usually don't let just any guy make us cry, so if you make us cry, damnnn you must have done something bad...

55. This is the way it works: You don't give us any attention, we dump you. It is NOT: You don't give us any attention, we chase after you. Deal with it.

56. We like it when you are protective of us. It makes us feel special.

57. Unless she is a moronic idiot, a girl who truly loves you will love you for a long, long time.

58. When we come back from a holiday and brag about how awesome it was, during the entire time there we were probably thinking about you. A lot.

59. No matter where we are or what we are doing, we really want you to hold our hand.

60. And please for the love of god shut up about how fit other girls are. You know we like you and the fact you do this despite you knowing how we feel is just evil.

10 Signs You are a Dean Girl

1. Quarters turn you on

2. You always get the extra cookie

3. Gym shorts make you smile funny

4. You call anyone you know named Sam Sammy

5. You laugh when a Sammy Girl gawkes at the screen during 'Heart'

6. You get very offended when someone tells you to go to Hell

7. You know more about '80s hairbands now than you did in 2005

8. When you see a Prius, you try not to cry

9. Any reference to cassette tapes, Doublemint Twins, cats in lockers, the fabric softener teddy bear, purple nurples, busty asian beauties, Matlock, The Shining, Silence of the Lambs, Oktoberfest, Angel Food cake, flashlight manning, being so awesome, Cialis, sorority girls, pig in a poke, strip-o-gram, necrophelia, Batman, Gumby and/or Pokey, Ken Doll, Blue Steel, Silent Night, Teddy Bears, Mr. Rogers, the Cheif, handsome devils, REO Speedwagon, Eye of the Tiger, Bon Jovi, Die Hard, Do overs, scissors, Yorkies, Asia ("Heat of the Moment"), Chuckles, the full cowgirl, Fudge, slow dancing aliens, Manburger Helper, dog for dinner, minature philly cheese steak sandwhiches, PAs, being adorable, Demi Moore, Swayze'd, Obi Wan Kanobi, frisky women, clowns and/or midgets, Astronauts, howler monkeys or airplanes make you laugh and no one else around you knows why.

10. Whenever you see a semi you flinch

If 5 or more of these things apply to you send me a PM and tell me which ones! I wanna hear from my fellow Dean girls (even the closet case ones that won't admit it ; ) )

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.( My tv doesn't have buttons :D)

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

10 reasons why I love Dean

1. his eyes

2. he loves his brother more than anything and wud do anything for Sam

3. He has the hottest car ever!

4. listens to the best music!

5. he survuved hell

6. he has a smile that can light up a room, and make your heart melt

7. Sam Winchester is his brother

8. he loves metallica

9. he is SEXY!

10. He is te awesomest big brother ever!

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Things to do when you're in Wal-Mart!

Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals throughout the day.

Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.

Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in house wares"... and see what happens.

Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

TP as much of the store as possible.

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!"

Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"

While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battfield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men.

Take bets on the battle described above.

Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized cones.

Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream:
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive".

While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?"

Get 24 boxes of shoes and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

Two words: Marco Polo.

Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"

You Know your obsessed with Naruto when . . .

-Dye your hair blond and try to walk up a tree.

-Live by a strict diet of only ramen.

-Call your semester exam a chuunin exam.

-Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

-Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan".

-Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline.

-Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

-Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends' names.

-Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books.

-Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king.

-Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet.

-Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

-Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.

-Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.

-Start to call your teachers Sennin.

-Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharingan.

-Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day.

-When someone asks you who your dream girl is and you say Ino.

-Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central.

-Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

-Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Sakura.

-Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

-Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family.

-Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke.

-Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend.

-List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

-Can spout out a random character quote on command.

-Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it.

-Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather.

-Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!".

-Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down.

-Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea.

-Read manga 24 hours non stop just so you can read more.

-Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then. You'll jump rope 1500.(I can't jump rope more then 20 times)

-Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

If more than 8 of these apply to you, put this somewhere for all to see, like your profile maybe.

Put this on your profile to make others Smile!

50 things i would never do...

Go sky diving

rob a bank

join the military (i think it is amazing and very important just i am a clutz and would kill myself if i tried it)

smoke

drink

do drugs

cuss (unless i have a really good reason)

run track (running plus me equals face plant)

be a cheerleader

rock climb (unless it's bouldering)

play basically any sport for "fun" ( i play them for P.E. but only to pass i hate sports and...i SUCK at them)

write music (writing stories i'm awesome at that. you ask me to write a song or poem i flee)

kill someone

commit suicide

own a snake

kill a rat

kill a cat

trap a cat (evil flannagans now emmett has to stay inside all day)

killa dog

work at a kill shelter

experiment on animals

shave my head

torture anything or anyone (unless if for some reason i was in hell likedean then i might break because heaven and hell and on the head of a pin gave me a whole new view of torture and i don't think i could of lasted 30 years like dean)

make a deal with a demon (i didn't want to see dean or sam go either but what john and dean did was just insanity)

shoot a gun at someone (Targets are fine...and fun to shoot at when your really pissed at something)

Get a tatoo (unless it were of Jensen Ackles...hmm...JK!)

peirce anything other than my ears. (that hurt bad enough why would i want to do it again somewhere else?)

hunt demons, ghosts, ect.(i think i'll leave that to sam and Dean.Dean Winchester: I mean, come on, Sam. What are we doing?Sam Winchester: We're hunting a ghost. Dean Winchester: A ghost, exactly. Who does that? Sam Winchester: Us. Dean Winchester: Us, right. And that, Sam, that is exactly why our lives suck. I mean come on, we hunt monsters. What the hell? I mean, normal people, they see a monster and they run, but not us. No, no, no we-we search out things that want to kill us, yeah, huh, or eat us. You know who does that? Crazy people. We are insane. You know, and then there's the-the-the bad diner food. And-and the-the skeevy motel rooms. And then the truck stop waitress with the bizzare rash. I mean who wants this life Sam? Huh? Seriously? I mean do you actually like being stuck in a car with me eight hours a day, every single day? I don't think so. I mean, I drive too fast and I listen to the same five albums over and over and over again and-and-and I sing along, I'm annoying, I know that. And you, you're gassy. You eat half a burrito and you get toxic. I mean, you know what? throws keys to Sam Dean Winchester: You can forget it. Sam Winchester: Whoa, Dean. Where are you going? Dean Winchester: Stay away from me, Sam. Okay? 'Cause I am done with it. I'm done with the monsters and the-the hellhounds and the ghost sickness and the damn apocalypse! I'm out. I'm done. I quit.)

Jump off a cliff (for fun or to kill myself)

Cut myself (on purpose because it has happened on many occasions on accident)

ride a bull(Seriosly the people who do that must wanna die)

kill a werewolf (sniffles...madison...sniffles)

eat a brain (unless it were made of jello...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...jeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllooooooooooooooooooooo)

eat pig intestines (just thinking about that makes me sick)

be sane (i dont' think that will ever happen. and i don't want it to)

like paris hilton (she's so fun to laugh at)

be a wannabe ganster (What is wrong with you hunter gapmeyer?!)

say i don't believe in faries (THEY ARE REAL!!)

hate donny osmond (it's impossible)

think jensen ackles is ugly (whoever thinks that is insane...wait i am to muahahahaha)

go a day without quoting supernatural (it so pisses people off)

go a day without music (Must...listen...too...green...day)

kill a winchester (those demons are crazy...how could you destroy such b-e-a-u-t beautiful faces?)

start the apocalypse (Ruby...zachariah...you have some splaning to do)

hate castiel (he's an angel. how could you possibly hate him)

marry a supernatural star (pout)

forgive zachariah (he's done to much)

stop writing

get into politics (to dang much drama)

and the lastbut certainley not least...

burn a book

You Know You're from Missouri If:
1. Everyone you know has been on a "Float trip"
2. "Vacation" means driving to Silver Dollar City, Branson, or Six Flags.
3. You measure distance in minutes rather than miles.
4. Down south to you means Arkansas.
5. You know several people who have hit a deer.
6. You think Missouri is spelled with an "ah" at the end.
7. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
8. You think ethanol makes your truck "run a lot better."
9. You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.
10. You see a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
11. You know in your heart that Mizzou can beat Nebraska in football.
12. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?"
13. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, or grain.
14. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
15. You carry jumper cables in your car and know that
everyone else should.
16. You went to skating parties as a kid.
17. You only own 3 spices: salt, pepper, and ketchup.
18. The local paper covers national and international
headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
19. You think that deer season is a national holiday.
20. You get out to school for deer season.
21. You can't think of anything better than sitting on the porch in the middle of the summer during a thunderstorm.
22. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
23. You've ever said, "it's not the heat, it's the humidity."
24. You know all 4 seasons: Almost Summer, Summer,
Still Summer, and Construction.
25. You know if another Missourian is from the bootheel, ozarks, eastern, middle or western Missouri soon as they open their mouth.
26. You think a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
27. You know what "HOME OF THE THROWED ROLLS' means!!
28. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
You know what "cow tipping" or "Possum Kicking" is.
29. You think "frog gigging" should be an Olympic sport.
30. You can tell the difference between a horse and a cow from a distance.
31. You don't put too much effort into hairstyles due to wind and weather.
32. There's a tornado warning and the whole town is outside watching for it.
33. The local gas station sells live bait.
34. Your radio buttons are preset buttons are country.

Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be at the top with a space inbetween the ones that don't)

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm MORMON so i MUST believe the world revolves around me (i do know people who act like that so to those few that believe this. GET OVER YOURSELVES AND PAY ATTENTION TO THE OTHER PEOPLE ON THE ROAD!)
I'm NOT LIkE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm White so I MUST be a RACIST
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm MORMON so I MUST NOT have any friends of the opposite sex

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I DON'T like SPORTS so I MUST be fat
My FAVORITE COLOR IS BLACK so I MUST be GOTH or EMO
I'm SOUTHERN so i MUST only LISTEN TO COUNTRY and TALK LIKE A HILL BILLY

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
i'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I have my own SPIRITUAL IDEAOLOGY therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

If you hate sterotypes. Then just stop what you're doing and POST THIS on your profile! Help stop sterotypes!

so after being funny here comes the sad part i found this video on youtube by jeyyounit11's it's about sucide. it really hit me hard because just today one of my best friends told me that if it weren't for her little brother she would kill herself. she said that in elementary she had been planning on it but then her little brother was born and she couldn't leave him. i don't know much about her outside of school. i don't know her parents but it was just painful for me to hear her say that. here is a what jeydon put in the information box. if you are thinking about it you should read this and watch the video. if you know someone who's thinking about commiting suicide print this out and give it to them and if you can get them to watch the video. suicide is no joke.

If there are any people considering it, read this. Life in some situations may not be good, but it's definately worth living through. Whether it's abuse, being bullied or anything, you can make it. There's many people you can talk to such as a teacher, a parent - even if it's not your own, or a counsellor at school if you have one. The police can always be involved and there are help phones you can call. Suicide is never the answer. I have personaly had friends get so low on themselves they decided it was the answer. I've had friends in the hospital for many reasons and it's not fun. It will hurt the people around you if they had to see you go. They care about you. Your parents, family, friends, teachers - they don't want to see you go, just as you wouldn't want to see them go. Life isn't life without you in it. You were put on this planet for a reason. Sometimes in life we have to go through things to get somewhere. Just like we went through the things we did during our childhood to make it this far. Don't let your past stop you from being who you are, but let it help make what you want in your future- Jeydon Wale

The Girl Who No One Loved

Mary-Ellis Hampshire was an average girl. Average town. Average house. Average brown hair. Average green eyes. Average size ten build. Average bra size. Average family. Average friends.

Or thats what everyone thought. Mary-Ellis wasn’t average. Her family wasn’t average. Her friends weren’t average. One be thing was missing that would make her average…love…

She left her home for school like she did as normal on the 25th September 2009. She went to her lessons like normal on the 25th September 2009. She went to lunch as normal…sat with her friends as normal…then something happened that wasn’t normal for others.

David walked up to her and knocked her bag off the table. Her friends watched in shock but did nothing. Then he lent into her face and whispered something in her ear…

After that he walked off and Mary-Ellis held the tears in. still her friends did nothing.

Then after school she walked home with her best friend, Kara, she was talking about her self…like normal. She didn’t ask if she was alright, she didn’t hug her when she went distant, then she made fun of her and how she never got a boyfriend…

But then again that was normal…

When she got home her younger brother said that he never wanted to be anything like her, that was normal. Her mum didn’t even say hello, she was glued to the laptop ‘working’, her dad was sat watching T.V. and told her to shut up as soon as she walked through the living room door because he was watching the football.

That was normal.

Mary-Ellis went to her room and lay on her bed after sorting out her bag like normal, doing her homework as normal…then what happened wasn’t normal.

She broke down…she cried so much…she cried more than she had in her entire life. She couldn’t help but think no one loved her, not her friends, not her family. Her friends didn’t even care enough to ask if she was okay, family didn’t care enough to even say hi!

Then she did something definitely not average and definitely not normal…she ran the bath…then she got in it…fully clothed…and pushed her head under…she kept it there…

After a while her brother knocked on the door and shouted her name, when there wasn’t a reply he got his parents. They burst the door down and found her there…she was dead.

A week later was Mary-Ellis’s funeral, over a hundred people arrived and cried at the service. Over ten people, including her friends who wouldn’t stand up for her, gave speachs about how much they missed and loved Mary-Ellis…

No one knew why she committed suicide, not one person had an inkling why…

But they all regretted it, the not paying attention, the not asking, the just not noticing, and they all missed her.

They all loved her…they all regretted not showing that love…

Maybe if they had given her a hug once in a while, or not knocked her bag on the floor, or said hi…then maybe Mary-Ellis wouldn’t have felt so alone, maybe she would still be alive to day…maybe she would have met her future husband at the prom, maybe she would have gone to university, maybe she would have got married, maybe she would have had children, maybe she would have had that cruise around Italy, maybe she would have died a happy old woman…

If only they’d have shown her the love they felt…

If only…

If only’s never change what’s happened though, maybe they can give us the perspective to never let it happen again…

If only someone would have figured that out before Mary-Ellis…

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

My name is Tiffany, I am three,

My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made my mom so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe daddy would still want to hug me, and not have left.

I can't do a wrong, I can't speak at all

Or else I'm locked up, all day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is all dark, my mum isn’t at home

When my daddy does come home, I'll try and be nice,

then mabey He'll stay.

I just heard a car, my mommy is back

From Charlie's bar.

I press myself against the wall.

I try to hide, from her evil eyes

I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry

She finds me weeping, calls me ugly words

She says it’s my fault

She suffers at work, and Daddy left. She slaps and hits me

And yells at more, I finally get free

And run to the door.

She's already locked it, and I start to bawl,

She takes me and throws me against the hard wall

I fall to the floor, with my bones nearly broken

And my mommy continues, with more bad words spoken,

"I'm sorry!" I scream, but it’s now much to late

Her face has been twisted, into an unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain, again and again

O please God have mercy, O please let it end!

And she finally stops, and heads for the door, while I lay there motionless.

Brawled on the floor. My name is Tiffany

I am three, tonight my mommy murdered me

And you can help,

By passing this on.

If you read this and don't pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness because you would have to be

one heartless person, to not be effected

By this Poem, and because you are effected

Do something about it! Please, All I ask you to do, is pass it on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!

Favorite Quotes (just so you know. theres like a million and i just keep adding more)

Xander (Buffy the Vampire Slayer 1x3) - I laugh in the face of danger...then i hide until it goes away

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Chuck (Supernatural 4x18) - I am the prophet...Chuck

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Dean (Supernatural 1x11) Dude...you're fugly

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Harry Clearwater (New Moon) - it's ok Bella those wolves won't get us. My Kung Fu is strong

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Castiel (Supernatural 4x16) - Uriels the funniest angel in the Garrison ask anyone

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Dean Winchester (supernatural 5x5) - Four score and seven years ago i had a funny http://login.fanfiction.net/account/profile.phphat

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Edward Cullen (New Moon) - Bella you've given me everything just by breathing

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Gabriel/Trickster (supernatural 5x8) - Hey bro, how's the search for Daddy going. let me guess? Awful

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Charlie Swan (New Moon) - We Coordinated. Well your mom coordinated me

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Alec (New Moon) - Sister, they send you out to get one and you bring back two... and a half. what a good girl

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Jacob Black (Breaking Dawn) - Life sucks and then you die. Yeah I should be so lucky.

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Castiel (Supernatural 5x3) - This is a den of iniquity. I should not be here.

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Castiel (supernatural 4x16) - You can't kill me i still serve god.

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Unknown - smiles and tears, giggles and laughs, late night calls, and cute photographs, ill b here for you till the day of my death, best friends forever till my very last breath.

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Supernatural 4x18

Dean: "There are Dean girls and Sam girls and then there are Slash fans...What's slash?"

Sam: "Like Dean/Sam. Together."

Dean: "...Wait, like together together?"

Sam: "Yeah."

Dean: "they do know know we're brothers?"

Sam: "I don't think it matters."

Dean: "That's just sick!"

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New Moon

Bella: hey jasper no fair mood control

Jasper:sorry Bellla Happy...Never mind (Jasper and Alice Leave)

Edward: You can't trust vampires...trust me

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Sam Winchester: Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted.
Dean Winchester: You know what, there's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams, and that they shoot rainbows out of their ass!
Sam Winchester: Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?

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cop: Okie Dokie (cop leaves)

Dean: I like him he says Okie Dokie

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Dean Winchester: Looking at the haunted hotelWe might even run into Fred and Daphne inside. Mmmm... Daphne. Love her.

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Dean Winchester: Come on man. I know Sam, ok? Better than anyone. He's got more of a conscience than I do. I mean the guy feels guilty searching the internet for porn.

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Sam Winchester: Why'd you let me fall asleep?
Dean Winchester: Because I am an awesome brother. What did you dream about?
Sam Winchester: Lollipops and candycanes.

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Dean Winchester: I hope your apple pie is freakin' worth it!

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Dean Winchester: Sam points to a word carved into a telephone pole Croatoan?
Sam Winchester: Yeah.
Dean stares blankly
Sam Winchester: Roanoke... lost colony... ring a bell? Dean, did you pay any attention in history class?
Dean Winchester: Yeah. Shot heard 'round the world, how bills become laws...
Sam Winchester: That's not school; that's schoolhouse rock!

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Sam Winchester: Put the gun down!
Gordon Walker: You shouldn't take your shoes off around here, you could get tetnis.
Sam Winchester: I said 'Put the gun down'!

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Dean Winchester: Ya' know she could be faking.
Sam Winchester: Yeah, what do you wanna do, poke her with a stick?
Dean nods
Sam Winchester: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick?

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Dean Winchester: Damn cops.
Sam Winchester: They were just doing their job.
Dean Winchester: No, they were doing our job, only they don't know it so they suck at it.

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Sam Winchester: Dude, I'm not enabling your sick habit. You're like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.
Dean Winchester: What are you talking about, I eat.

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McG: Marty, what do you think?
Martin: Not married to salt, what do you want? still sticking with condiments?
McG: Just sounds different, not better. What else would a ghost be scared of?
Walter Dixon: Aww, ya gotta be kidding me.
Martin: Aside What would a ghost be scared of?
to McG
Martin: Maybe shotguns.
McG: K, that makes even less sense than salt.

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Sam Winchester: Well, before we go stabbing things into Cooper, we're gonna wanna make damn sure it's him.
Dean Winchester: You're such a stickler for details, Sammy.

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Dean Winchester: Besides, if I ran off with you, I think your mother might kill me.
Jo Harvelle: You're afraid of my mother?
Dean Winchester: I think so.

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Dean Winchester: while inside the wall Should've cleaned the pipes.
Jo Harvelle: What?
Dean Winchester: I wish the pipes were cleaned.
Jo Harvelle: pause ...
Disgusted
Jo Harvelle: Shut up!

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Jo Harvelle: You ripped off a cement truck?
Looks at dean with surprise
Dean Winchester: Dean shrugs Ill give it back
Dean cheekily smiles

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Dean Winchester: So now we know where the Devil's gonna be, we know when, and we have the Colt.
Sam Winchester: Yeah. We just have to get past, eight or so Hellhounds and get to the farm by midnight.
Dean Winchester: And that's after we get Jo and Ellen the hell outta town.
Sam Winchester: Won't be easy.
Dean Winchester: Stretcher?
Sam Winchester: I'll see what we got.
Jo Harvelle: Stop. Guys, stop. Can we uh, be realistic about this please? I can't move my legs. I can't be moved. My guts are bein' held in by an Ace bandage. We gotta... we gotta get our priorities straight here. Number one, I'm not going anywhere.
Ellen Harvelle: Joanna Beth, you stop talkin' like that.
Jo Harvelle: Mom. I can't fight. I can't walk. But I could do something. We've got propane, wiring, rock salt, iron nails, everything we need.
Sam Winchester: Everything we need?
Jo Harvelle: To build a bomb, Sam.
Dean Winchester: No. Jo, no.
Jo Harvelle: You got another plan? You got any other plan? Those are Hellhounds out there Dean. They've got all of our scents. Those bitches will never stop coming after you. We let the dogs in, make a break for the building next over, and I can wait here with my finger on the button. Rip those mutts a new one. Or at least get you a few minutes head start anyway.
Ellen Harvelle: No, I, I won't let you!
Jo Harvelle: This is why we're here, right? If I could get us a shot on the Devil... Dean we have to take it.
Ellen Harvelle: No! That's not...
Jo Harvelle: Mom. This might literally be your last chance to treat me like an adult? You might want to take it?
Ellen Harvelle: crying Well you heard her. Get to work.

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Ellen is staying behind with Jo
Jo Harvelle: Mom, no.
Ellen Harvelle: Somebody's gotta let 'em in. Like you said, you're not movin'. You got me, Jo. And you're right. This is important. But I will not leave you here alone.
Sam Winchester: Dean...
Ellen Harvelle: Get goin' now boys.
Dean Winchester: Ellen...
Ellen Harvelle: I said go. And Dean? Kick it in the ass. Don't miss.
they go; Ellen takes the chain off the door, breaks the salt line, preps the bomb
Ellen Harvelle: to Jo I will always love you, baby. Honey?
Jo is dead; Ellen sobs
Ellen Harvelle: It's okay, it's okay. That's my good girl.
the hellhounds approach, Ellen feels the breath of one on her face
Ellen Harvelle: You can go straight back to hell you ugly bitch!
she presses the button, the building explodes

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Dean Winchester: I'll call you later.
he leaves
Jo Harvelle: No you won't.

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Dean Winchester: From promo
after discussing about trapping the Archangel Raphael
Dean Winchester: Do we have any chance of surviving this?
Castiel: You do.
Dean Winchester: So, odds are you are a dead man tomorrow.
Castiel: Yes.
Dean Winchester: Wow. Well, last night on earth. What, uh what are your plans?
Castiel: I just thought I'd sit here quietly.
Dean Winchester: Dude, come on. Anything? Booze? Women?
Castiel looks away uncomfortable
Dean Winchester: You have been with a women before? Right? Or an angel, at least?
Castiel shifts nervously in his seat, embarrassed
Dean Winchester: You mean to tell me you've never been up there doing a little cloud seating?
Castiel: I never had occasion, okay?
Dean Winchester: All right. Let me tell you something. There are two things that I know for certain. One. Bert and Ernie are gay. Two. You are not gonna die a virgin. Not on my watch. Let's go.
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Dean Winchester: So, find God yet? More importantly, can I have my damn necklace back, please?
Castiel: No, I haven't found him. That's why I'm here. I need your help.
Dean Winchester: With what? A god hunt? I'm not interested.
Castiel: It's not God. Someone else.
Dean Winchester: Who?
Castiel: It's an archangel. The one who killed me.
Dean Winchester: Excuse me?
Castiel: His name is Raphael.
Dean Winchester: You were wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel?

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Dean Winchester: We're here why?
Castiel: A deputy sheriff laid eyes on the archangel.
Dean Winchester: And he still has eyes? All right, what's the plan?
Castiel: shrugs We'll... tell the officer that he witnessed an Angel of the Lord, and the officer will tell us where the angel is.
Dean Winchester: You're serious? You're gonna walk in there and tell him the truth?
Castiel: confused Why not?
Dean slips an FBI badge into Castiel's inside pocket, fusses with his shirt and tie
Dean Winchester: Because... we're humans. And when humans want something, really really bad... we lie.
Castiel: puzzled Why?
Dean Winchester: Because... that's how you become president.

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Dean Winchester: about finding Raphael You're serious about this. So what, I'm Thelma and you're Louise and we're just gonna hold hands and drive off this cliff together?
pause while Castiel looks at him
Dean Winchester: Look, gimme one good reason why I should do this.
Castiel: Because you're Michael's vessel, and no angel will dare harm you.
Dean Winchester: Oh, so I'm your bullet shield!
Castiel: I need your help, because you are the only one who'll help me. Please.
Castiel looks at him pleadingly
Dean Winchester: All right fine. Where is he?
Castiel: Maine. Let's go.
reaches two fingers toward Dean's forehead
Dean Winchester: flinching back Whoa whoa!
Castiel: What?
Dean Winchester: Last time you zapped me someplace, I didn't poop for a week! We're driving.

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Dean and Cas are in a brothel; Castiel looks very, very nervous
Dean Winchester: Hey, relax.
Castiel: This is a den of iniquity. I should not be here.
Dean Winchester: Dude, you full-on rebelled against Heaven. Iniquity is one of the perks!
a courtesan comes over
Dean Winchester: Showtime.
Courtesan: to Cas Hi. What's your name?
Castiel hesitates, looking more and more nervous
Dean Winchester: Cas!
Castiel jumps
Dean Winchester: His name's Cas. What's your name?
Courtesan: Chastity.
Dean Winchester: Chastity.
Courtesan: Mm-hm.
Dean Winchester: Wow.
to Cas, grinning
Dean Winchester: Is that kismet or what, buddy?
Castiel takes a long pull of beer
Dean Winchester: Well, he like you and you like him, so... dianu
Courtesan: taking Castiel's hand C'mon baby.
Dean Winchester: grabbing Castiel's elbow Oh hey, listen.
taking out a wad of bills
Dean Winchester: Take this. If she asks for a credit card, no. Now just stick to the basics, okay? Do not order off the menu. Go get her, Tiger.
Cas looks helplessly panicked
Dean Winchester: Don't make me push you.
Cas takes the money, follows the courtesan

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Dean Winchester: after the courtesan has run off angrily What the hell did you do?
Castiel: I don't know. I just looked at her in the eyes and told her it wasn't her fault that her father Gene ran off. It was because he hated his job at the post office.
Dean Winchester: slightly amused Oh no, man.
Castiel: What?
Dean Winchester: This whole industry runs on absent fathers, it's, it's the natural order.
bouncers appear at the end of the hall
Dean Winchester: grabbing Cas We should go. C'mon.
they run outside, Dean doubles over, laughing
Castiel: What's so funny?
Dean puts an arm around Castiel's shoulders, Cas smiles
Dean Winchester: Oh, nothing. Whew. It's been a long time since I've laughed that hard. Oh. It's been more than a long time. Years.

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Castiel appears behind Dean; Dean sees him in the mirror and jumps
Dean Winchester: God! Don't do that!
Castiel: Hello Dean.
Dean turns around; Castiel stares at him from only inches away
Dean Winchester: Cas, we've talked about this. Personal space?
Castiel: My apologies.
he backs away

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Castiel is trapped in a ring of holy fire
Castiel: Lucifer.
Lucifer: So I take it you're here with the Winchesters?
Castiel: I came alone.
Lucifer: Loyalty. Hm. Such a nice quality to see in this day and age. Castiel, right?
Castiel nods
Lucifer: Castiel, I'm told you came here in an automobile.
Castiel: Yes...
Lucifer: What was that like?
Castiel: Um... slow. Confining.
Lucifer: What a peculiar thing you are.
Castiel notices lesions on Lucifer's face
Castiel: What's wrong with your vessel?
Lucifer: Yes, um. Nick is wearing a bit thin, I'm afraid. He can't contain me forever, so...
Castiel: angry You...
starts forward, remembers the holy fire
Castiel: You are not taking Sam Winchester. I won't let you.

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Lucifer: Castiel. I don't understand why you're fighting me, of all the angels.
Castiel: You really have to ask?
Lucifer: I rebelled, I was cast out, you rebelled, you were cast out. Almost all of Heaven wants to see me dead and if they succeed guess what? You're their new public enemy number one. We're on the same side, like it or not, so, why not just serve your own best interests which in this case just happen to be mine.
Castiel: I'll die first.
Lucifer: I suppose you will.

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Dean Winchester: What are you, stoned?
Castiel: Generally, yeah.

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Dean Winchester: Amphetamines?
Castiel: It's the perfect antidote to that absinthe.

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Dean Winchester: Oh well, if it isn't the ghost of Christmas Screw You.
Zachariah: Enough. Dean, enough. You saw it, right? You saw what happens. You're the only person who can prove the Devil wrong. Just say yes.
Dean Winchester: And how do I know that this whole thing isn't one of your tricks? Huh? Some angel hocus-pocus?
Zachariah: The time for tricks is over. Give yourself to Michael. Say yes, and we can strike. Before Lucifer gets to Sam. Before billions die.
long pause, Dean walks around the angel
Dean Winchester: with his back turned Nah.
Zachariah: "Nah"? You telling me you haven't learned you lesson?
Dean Winchester: angrily Oh I learned a lesson all right. Just not the one you wanted to teach!
Zachariah: furious, advancing on Dean Well, I'll just have to teach it again! 'Cause I've got you now, boy, and I'm never letting you -
Zachariah is suddenly staring in shock at the empty air where Dean used to be
Zachariah: Sonofa...
Dean finds himself on a deserted road, turns to see Castiel regarding him calmly
Dean Winchester: That's pretty nice timing, Cas.
Castiel: smiling slightly We had an appointment.
Dean smiles, lays a hand on Cas' shoulder
Dean Winchester: Don't ever change.

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Dean Winchester: on cell phone Talking about the Colt, right? As in, the Colt?
Castiel: We are.
Dean Winchester: Well that doesn't make any sense, I mean, why would the demons keep a gun around that - kills demons?
Castiel: shouting over a passing truck What? What, Dean - I didn't, I didn't get that.
Dean Winchester: laughing Y'know it's kinda funny, talking to a messenger of God on a cell phone. It's, you know, like watching a Hell's Angel ride a moped.
Castiel: irritated This isn't funny, Dean! The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!
Dean Winchester: Okay, all right. Look, I, I'm tellin' you Cas, the mooks have melted down the gun by now.
Castiel: Well, I hear differently. And if it's true, and if you are still set on the insane task of killing the Devil, this is how we do it.
Dean Winchester: Okay, where do we start?
Castiel: Where are you now?
Dean Winchester: Uh, Kansas City...
looks at his room key
Dean Winchester: Century Hotel, room 113.
Castiel: I'll be there immediately.
starts to hang up, Dean stops him
Dean Winchester: Whoa whoa whoa, no, no, come on man, I just drove like sixteen hours straight, okay? I'm human. There's stuff I gotta do.
Castiel: What stuff?
Dean Winchester: Eat, for example; in this case sleep, I just need like four hours every once in a while, okay?
Castiel: Yes.
Dean Winchester: Okay, so you can pop in tomorrow morning.
Castiel: Yes.
Dean hangs up
Castiel: I'll just...
hears the dial tone, hangs up, a little exasperated
Castiel: ... wait here, then.

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Dean and Sam are trapped in a Japanese game show, there is a loud knocking noise
Dean Winchester: Oh now what?
the doors open, Castiel enters
Dean Winchester: Cas?
Sam Winchester: Is this another trick?
Castiel: It's me!
looks around, confused
Castiel: Uh, what are you doing here?
Dean Winchester: Us? What are you doing here?
Castiel: Looking for you, you've been missing for days!
Sam Winchester: So get us the hell outta here, then!
Castiel: reaching for them Let's go!
He blips out, vanishing
Dean Winchester: Cas?
Game Show Host: No no no no. Mr. Trickster does not like pretty-boy angels!

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Castiel: You must understand why I can't intercede. Prophets are very special, they're protected.
Dean Winchester: I get that.
Castiel: If anything threatens a prophet, anything at all, an archangel will appear to destroy that threat. Archangels are fierce, they're absolute, they're heaven's most terrifying weapon.
Dean Winchester: And these archangels, they're tied to prophets?
Castiel: Yes.
Dean Winchester: So if a prophet was in the same room as a demon...?
Castiel: Then the most fearsome wrath of heaven would rain down on that demon.
giving a knowing look
Castiel: Just so you understand why I can't help.
Dean Winchester: Thanks, Cas.
Castiel: Good luck.

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Better never to have met you in my dream than to wake and reach for hands that are not there-Otomo No Yakomochi

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life is not about the number of breaths we take but the moments that take our breaths away- unknown

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(a guy in a blue button up shirt and tan pants walks in akwardly looking down at his shoes)

Tish: (not looking up) Alright what can i get for ya? (Beat) (she looks up) Holy Shit

Priestly: Miss Madison it would be my pleasure if you would agree to accompany me to dinner tonight

Tish: (beat) Depends

Priestly: On what?

Tish: I wanna know your first name

Trucker: (laughs) Yeah

Priestly: (looks around) C'mon give me a break. I went to banana republic for christs sake. (tish turns her head waiting) Damn it.(mumbles something)

Tish: Can't hear you

Priestly: Boaz. alright m...my first name is Boaz

Jen: Boaz?

Priestly: Shut up

(Piper Laughs)

Tish: Can i tell you something Boaz?

Priestly:K

Tish:this is something i've never told anyone else

Priestly:Ya, of course

Tish:Tish is short for Platisha

Priestly: Platisha?

Tish: Platisha

(piper mouths Platisha to jen. jen laughs)

Priestly:hmm. that's good (walks behind counter) Oh theres something i should mention. uh platisha

Tish:What's that Boaz?

Priestly: Well...see with women theres never been...well i mean...i've never (Tish puts a finger to his lips)

Tish: don't try it (she kisses him and walks away)

Priestly: (Smiling) ...Was that a yes?

Tish: Yes Boaz (priestly smiles)

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Tish: (Running after Priestly) Hey!...Hey!

Priestly: What?

Tish: Why are you pissed at me?

Priestly: I'm not pissed at you.well not you specifically.more of as a represenative member of your gender

Tish: o c'mon.you were really hard on jen

Priestly: O really? really tish cause i'm sure it was a picnic for fuzzy to.

Tish: since when are you suddenly fuzzy's best friend.huh why?

Priestly: because it's pathetic tish. it's patheic that she can't rise above all this superficial horseshit that's swirling around her. i mean why is it? why is it people can't see a good thing when it's right in front of them. huh? i mean what is it that screws all that up? Can you tell me? i swear your like 2 year olds. your more intrested in the wrapping paper than what's inside. (walks away)

Tish: wait (he stops) are you talking about Jen or me?

Priestly:if there's a difference let me know (Walks away)

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Priestly: everybody relax. (does a crazy dance) i'm here.

Tish:o and so close to almost on time

Priestly; o c'mon once i start showing up on time you'll expect it everyday

Piper: He works here

Jen: well he's employed here

Priestly: (to guy at counter) Sup? (walks behind the counter)

Tish: Don't pay attention to him.

Priestly: ok todays topic of conversation. clueless men and women who use them for gratification. (stops and turns toward piper) Who are you?

Piper: piper

Priestly: Piper. what are you doing her piper?

Piper: i work here

Priestly: why wasn't i notified? i wasn't notified.

Trucker: hey priestly we hired someone.

Priestly; thank you. i swear we need like a builiten board of a staff email or something

Jen: you know Priestly piper thinks Elvis is dead.

Priestly: really? now your hiring people who fail the interview. C'mon man

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Mary Horowitz (all about steve) - there are 2 things i learned from this. if your in love...let him go. if you have to stalk him. he probably wasn't yours in the first place.

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Dean: Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.

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Dempsey: I'm Awesome. just give me a suger cube and watch

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William Penn- All will be brotherhood and love. i consider us all the same flesh and blood, joined by one heart

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Paige Wixom-Peace, Love the world is round

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Jensen Ackles: How much richer is your life now that you've met me?
Jared Padalecki: I mean, millions of dollars. Oh wait, what? Oh, richer like quality?
Jensen Ackles: I hate you.

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Jensen Ackles: Theres this guy Jared uh pada pada something

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Jensen Ackles: Paris and her sister, Nikki, happened to be at the premiere and I overheard them, it was probably the fantastic, my highlight of the night and she goes, "that movie was dope." And her sister goes, "Your make-up is dope. Did you do it?" and she goes, "Do I ever do my own make-up?" and I just shortly realised that I was sitting there listening to the most intelligent conversation these two women had ever had.

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Jensen Ackles: Take the lid off!

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Jared Padalecki: Is he here?
Jensen Ackles: Is he here here, like in the building?
Jared Padalecki: I mean, no, I mean right where I'm sitting?
Jensen Ackles: No, he's not where you're sitting.

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Jensen Ackles on the Jimmy Kimmel Show:
Jimmy Kimmel: I think that there's this idea that are more houndlike than women but it's really not true.
JensenAckles: No, it's not true at all.
Jimmy Kimmel: Because when a beautiful woman comes out, everybody's all "Ooh, yeah! That's nice, whatever," but when you come out its, "ARGH! I'm gunna jump on your head!"

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Dean:All I see is the light at the end of the tunnel
Sam :That's hellfire, Dean.

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Dean: I know what you're thinking: Why did it have to be clowns!
Sam: Gimme a break.
Dean: You didn't think I remembered, did you. Come on, man, you still bust out crying when you see Ronald McDonald on the television.
Sam: At least I'm not afraid of flying.
Dean: Planes crash!
Sam: And apparently clowns kill.

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Dean: Bitch!
Sam: What'd you call me a bitch for?
Dean:...You're suppose to say Jerk.
Sam: What!?
Dean: Never mind!!

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Sam: Your bossy.
Dean: ...What?
Sam: You're bossy... and short. giggles
Dean: Dude, are you drunk?
Sam: Yeah...So...Stupid.

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Sam: What kind of a house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!!

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Sam: Ready?
Dean: Yeah open it
(Sam opens the locker and a cat jumps out)
Dean: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
(Sam looks at Dean)
Dean: (Trying not to laugh) That was scary!!

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Sam: (Holds out a pistol for Dean to take)
Dean: Oh, I'm not carrying that.
Sam looks confused
Dean: It could go off! I'll man the flashlight.

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Sam: I've got a theory. Sort of.
Dean: Hit me.
Sam: Well, thinking about fairy tales.
Dean: Oh, that’s... that's nice. You think about fairy tales often?

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Sam: You remember Cinderella? The pumpkin that turns into a coach and the mice that become horses?
Dean: Dude! Could you be more gay? Don't answer that.

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Dean: Crap!
Sam: What?
Dean: Bela...
Sam: Bela? Crap!

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Dean: I'm Batman. ;)

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Sam: Dude, you gotta update your cassette tape collection.
Dean: Why?
Sam: Well, for one, they're cassette tapes. And two, Black Sabbath, Motorhead, Metallica?! It's the greatest hits of mullet rock.
Dean: House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music; shotgun shuts his cake hole.
Sam: You know, Sammy is a chubby twelve-year-old. It's Sam, okay?
Dean: Sorry, can't hear you. The music's too loud.

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Dean: Sweetheart, I don't do shorts.
Dean: And what do you mean I didn't pack provisions? (Pulls out a bag of M&Ms)
Dean: You wanna tell me what's goin' on in that freaky head of yours?

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Sam: Alright it's time for plan B. We're getting on that plane.
Dean: Wha… what? Hang on a second—
Sam: Dean, that plane is leaving with over a hundred passengers on board, and if we're right, that plane is gonna crash.
Dean: I know.
Sam: Well, okay. We need to get on the plane, we need to find that demon and exorcise it. Look, I'll get the tickets and you just go get whatever you can from the trunk, whatever will get past security, and meet me back here in five minutes. (Dean looks shocked) You okay?
Dean: No, not really.
Sam: What? What's wrong?
Dean: Well, I kinda have this problem with, um... (makes the movement of plane taking off with his hands)
Sam: Flying?
Dean: It's never really been an issue until now.
Sam: You're joking, right?!
Dean: Do I look like I'm joking? Why do you think I drive everywhere, Sam?
Sam: Alright, uhh… I'll go.
Dean: What?!
Sam: I'll do this one on my own.
Dean: Are you nuts? You said it yourself, that plane's gonna crash.
Sam: Look, Dean, we can do it together, I can do this one by myself. I'm not seeing a third option here.
Dean: Come on! Really? Man...
(Dean is being fidgety on the plane)
Sam: Just try to relax.
Dean: (through clenched teeth) Just try to shut up!
Sam: Are you humming Metallica?
Dean: Calms me down.

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"Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity."

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"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing!"

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"I’m impressed, I’ve never met such a small mind inside such a big head before."

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"Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names."

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"The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity."

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"I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself. Fish are friends, not food!"

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"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

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"Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."

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"Letting go doesn’t mean giving up, but rather accepting that there are things that cannot be."

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"It is impossible to discourage the true writers--they don't give a damn about what you think; they're just going to write."

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Agent Henrickson: You think your funny don't you?

Dean: I think I'm adorable.

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Dean: I'm just going to go talk to Larry. Okay, honey? (slaps Sam's butt and walks away.)

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Dean: (talking to a video camera) My name is Dean Winchester. I'm an Aquarius. I love sunsets, long walks on the beach, and frisky women.

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Sam: Dean, did you mess with my computer?

Dean: No.

Sam: Oh really? Cause it's frozen now. On uh, bustyasianbeauties.com?

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Sam and Dean: Nice guess.

Sam: It wasn't a guess.

Sam and Dean: Right, your a mind-reader. Stop it Sam. Sam! You think you're being funny but, your being really, really childish. Sam Winchester wears make-up. Sam Winchester cries his way through sex. Sam Winchester keeps a ruler by the bed and every morning when he wakes up-- Okay, enough!

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Dean:"So burning the body didn't do anything?"
Sam:"Sure it did, now it's pissed! "

-Supernatural Episode Route 666 season 1

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Sam:"No.Whatever you wanna say you can say it in front of her."
Dean:"Dad's on a hunting trip and he hasn't been home in a few days."
Sam:"Jess, excuse us, we have to go outside."

-Supernatural Episode Pilot Season 1

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Stranger stabs you in the front,boyfriend stabs you in the heart, friend stabs you in the back, but best friends only poke each other with straws - unknown

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good friends never let you do anything stupid...alone - unknown

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to fall in love is awfuly simple but to fall out of love is simply awful

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when you dream about a guy they went to sleep thinking about you

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unless i'm wrong...which you know i'm not

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come to the nerd side...we have pie

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she's my best friend...break her heart i'll break your face

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liar liar jacob black's shirt is on fire so lets take it off

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i'm not as random as you think i MOOSE!

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me? sarcastic? nooooooooooooooooooo?

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so many memories
so many stupid fights
so many inside jokes
and the craziest nights
everything crazy that i do
allways seems to happen
when i'm with you

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when words fail music speaks

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i said i loved you so did you i'm still here now where are you?

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save earth. it's the only planet with chocolate

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i heart jacob
why settle for cold and hard when you can have warm and fuzzy

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dear edward fans,
face it taylor lautner is hotter

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take my hand we'll make it...i swear

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i'd rather be hated for who i am than loved for who i'm not

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i stopped fighting my inner demon now we're on the same side

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you're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

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taste the rainbow eat crayons

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you normal people freak me out

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all i want is for one guy to prove to me that they're not all the same

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sometimes you just have to stop and smell the crayons

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i love my crazy goofy stupid gorgeus weird lame socially challenged friends

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i don't feel good please somebody give me a hug

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Austin (running towards me) Monica!! (i flinch away when he comes in for the hug) fine i didn't want one anyways.

Me: sorry reflex for bailey

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she's stong enough to walk away but broken enough to look back

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i can't brain today. i have the dumb

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i poke because i care

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1 out of 4 americans are mentally ill. if three of your friends are sane you're in trouble. (wat if we're all crazy?)

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House - i'm sorry i'm about to loose you because i'm driving through a tunnel in a canyon on an airplane while hanging up the phone

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my god is an awesome god so deal with it zachariah

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my edward can kill your edward with his scissor hands

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i'm smiling because i have no idea what's going on

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silly person the world won't end in the year 2012 the jonas brothers have been to the year 3000

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freaking people out counts as a skill

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danger i have had sugar today

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PEANUT - o jef-fa-fa o jef-fa-fa o how you really suck-ka-ka

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jsyk...my 1967 chevorlete impal could crush your silver volvo (go dean go dean)

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Freind: Im happy are you happy??

Farrah: I'm happy lets fart rainbows!!

other friend: I wonder if Joe Jonas likes squirtable cheese??

Farrah: You stupid... Jello pants!!

Friend: wow nice come back!!

After running hard into a cabinet door.

Farrah: Owww stupid cabinet.

Friend: Farrah stop making out with the cabinet

Farrah's head in her locker

Friend: What are you doing Farrah??

Farrah: I've found Narnia!!

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Friend: i was watching hannah montanna last night...

Me: (Turns and stares at him in shock)

Friend: What?

Me: Christo

Friend: Stop that!

Me: you don't watch hannah montanna. you hate hannah montanna!

Friend: whatever

Me: Christo

Friend; Cut that out, i'm not a demon

Me: om nio ho ingion quo om nio ho ingion quo

Friend: that's not Latin it's Japenese

Me: Well i don't know latin... Christo

Friend: You know how much of geek you are from quoting the monkeys

Me: That was also on Bleach

Friend: Doesn't Make you any less of a geek

Me: shut up

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Josh: (To nick in a loud whisper) - I like Whispering because noone else can hear you

Me - Dude we can ALL hear you

Josh (To nate in a loud whisper) - Nick's wierd

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Jensen Ackles - When I was in middle school, some of my so-called friends found a catalog ad I did for Superman pajamas. They made as many copies as they could and pasted them up all over school. - on his most embarrassing moment.

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Jensen Ackles - Being from Texas, I would say I favor a pair of jeans you can wear some boots with.

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Jensen Ackles- On Dean Winchester's reaction to his father's death on "Supernatural" (2005) "A lot of issues, yeah. Dean's definitely having issues on camera. I'm just having issues because I don't get to hang out with him Jeffrey Dean Morgan, who played John anymore".

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Jensen Ackles - I love the smell of shampoo on a girl's hair. You can walk past someone and be like, 'Wow, you took a shower this morning, didn't you? Because you smell lovely!

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Jensen Ackles - I'm a mad Gummi fan. I always have Gummis in my trailer. But you can't eat too many because then you get Gummi tummy, and that's no good. I can't believe I'm saying this.

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Jensen Ackles on 9/11: 9/11 was unreal. I happened to be in Canada at the time and really didn't get a sense of how awful it really was until a few days later when it hit me like a ton of bricks...that the place I call home, the country that is invincible, my country of pride and freedom, the place we all feel safe, had been completely violated. I immediately jumped on a plane and flew to be with my family. It really frightened me. I pray to God that this new evil in our world will be abolished quickly.

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Jensen Ackles On working with Jared: Jared and I are lucky to get along so well without having any effort to make. One day, the producers came to see us and told us they had never worked with actors who got along so well. It gives us the opportunity to make the relationship between Sam and Dean have credibility. I think the audience feels how much Jared and I like being together.

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Jensen Ackels - Some people will go to the opening of an envelope. They live their lives in the public eye and get off on it, they need it. They need that kind of adoration. If their name isn't in the tabloids once a week they feel like a failure. I choose to live a more private life, as does Jared Padalecki. We just don't believe in that sort of thing of 'it doesn't matter what they're saying so long as they're talking about you'.

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After Monday and Tuesday... even the calendar says W T F.

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Raphael - Pop it pop it pop it!!

Mason - no it's full of toxic air

Rodney - Yeah-ha-ha (pops the ballon)

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People i hate

Victoria (Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse)

Dablo (the chronicles of Vladimir Tod)

Eric Kripke (well not really i'm just pissed at him for killing ellen and jo)

Bellatrix Lestrenge (She killed Sirius. Enough said)

Peter Petigrew (Dick, Bastard, Back stabber, Ect.)

Raphael (He killed Cas. he needs to go die in a hole)

Zachariah (he's done to much to list on here)

Bela Talbolt (she stole the colt so that dean went to hell and ultimately if she had never stolen it dean would have never gone to hell and then he wouldn't have broken the first seal and jo, ellen, ruby, Ect. would still be alive)

Ruby (she started the apocalypse)

Meg (She killed Pastor Jim and sent the hell hounds after Jo, Ellen, Sam, and Dean which led to Jo and Ellens death. i hope when Cas threw her on that holy fire she died)

Uriel (He tried to kill Cas and Anna)

Gets (he killed Bonnie. and almost killed MiMi. i mean seriously thats all that Stanley has)

People I Love

Castiel (He has such pretty eyes)

Dean Winchester (do you have to ask?)

Jo (You go girl)

Gabriel (i see him as being a good guy in my mind)

Sam Winchester (really must you ask?)

Jake Green (Hehehe)

Stanley Richmond (He lost his parents and his sister and yet he gets up every day. that is a true man)

Jacob Black (he is a gigantic puppy dog. what's not to love?)

Edward Cullen (he is so pretty)

Alice Cullen (i would LOVE to have her as my best friend/Sister)

The rest of the Cullens (They are Vampires. enough said)

Stefan Salvator ( he risks EVERYTHING for Elena)

Damon Salvator (though he pisses me off alot. i still love him)

BEST Friends (not in any paticular order except Kelsey belongs at the top)

Kelsey (known her since i was born. Birthdays are only a week apart) Nicknames- Detsukie, Detz, Kels, Kels-kels, and Squeakers (Don't ask) Saying- Fail

Cheyenne (Been Going to her house everyday of my life) Nicknames- Chey-chey

Amber (she's just hillarious) Nicknames- Ambi, and Bambi

Avery (i call him my Jacob Black) Nicknames- The Ave Man (please do not ask)

Rebecca (always there for me. the most amazing person in the world) Nicknames- Beccie, Becca, and Cliff

Leanna (crazy and very... Blonde at moments but still one of my BFFs) Nicknames- Lea-lea, and Squeak Squeakers (Don't Ask)

Robert (weird doesn't like to fit in. but usually keeps to himself)

Hannah (a little bit older than me but still amazing) Nicknames- Natsume

Kayla (crazy and very very Random) Nicknames- Kay-kay

Cora (Hanna's little sister)

Maddie (she's just Maddie. i don't really know how to describe her) Nicknames- Shiba Inu and Bug

Kirsten (how to describe Kirsti?) Nicknames- Shyra Indigo and Kirsti

Mckenzie ( mellow but crazy at times) Nicknames- Kenzie and Carnival Cruz

Alexus (hillarious, random, weird, crazy, Ect. but very lovable) Nicknames- Lexus

Dempsey (i'm at a loss on how to describe her) Nicknames- Bug. Saying- I'm awesome. give me a sugar cube and watch

Paige Wixom (crazy annoying at times. she always steals my glasses) Saying- peace love the world is round

Favorite tv shows

Supernatural

Stargate SG1 (haven't really watched atlantis or universe)

Jericho

Vampire Diaries

Lie to me

NCIS

Monk

Phych

Veronica Mars

Bones

Numb3rs

Gilmore Girls

Joan of Arcadia

Quantum Leap

21 Jumpstreet

Charmed

Favorite Anime/Manga

Death Note

Fruits Basket

Ouran High School Host Club

Inuyasha

Bleach

Dears

D.N. Angel

Full Metal Allchemist

Blood +

Vampire Knight

Code Geass

Naruto

Lucky Star

Favorite Books

Twilight Saga

Chronicles of Vladimir Tod

Harry Potter

Cirque Du Freak

Fear Street

The Boxcar Children (not so much anymore but i was obsessed with these books when i was 10)

Favorite Movies

Twilight

Harry Potter

Push

Pirates of the Carribean

Benny and Joon

Ten inch Hero

Finding Home

Favorite Bands/ Singers

Three Days Grace

Green Day

Evanessence

Kanye West

Flo Rida

Taylor Swift

Selena Gomez

Ashley Tisdale

Kenny Chesney

Brad Pasley

Rascall Flatts

Jericho Road

Eleven Finger

Disturbed

Rihanna

David Archuleta

Clay Aiken

Favorite Couples

Supernatural

Dean and Jo

Dean and Bela

Castiel and Anna

Sam and Ruby

Stargate

Sam and Jack

Vala and Daniel

Jericho

Jake and Emily

Beck and Heather (i have no idea why but i really like thinking of them as a couple)

Stanley and Mimi

Eric can go to hell. stupid cheater

Vampire Diaries

Stefen and Elena

Jeremy and Vicki (may she rest in peace)

and Damon can just go die in a hole after what he did to Lexi

NCIS

Tony and Kate (may she rest in peace)

Abby and Mcgee

Gibbs and the director (sorry i am drawing a blank on her name)

Veronica Mars

Piz and Veronica

Logan and Lilly (may she rest in peace)

Duncan and Meg (may she rest in peace)

Wallace and Jackie

Mac and Max

Phych

Shawn and Juliet

Bones

Brenan and Booth

Angela and Jack

Numb3rs

Charlie and Amita

Gilmore Girls

Lorelai and Luke

Rory and Logan

Sookie and Jackson

Lane and Zack

Joan of Arcadia

Joan and Adam

Grace and Luke

Kevin and Lily

Fruits Basket

Tohru and Yuuki

Tohru and Kyo

Ouran High School Host Club

Haruhi and Hikaru

Inuyasha

Kagome and Inuyasha

Miroku and Saango

Shippo and Rin

Sesshomeru and Kagura

Bleach

Ichigo and Rukia

Vampire Knight

Yuuki and Zero

Naruto

Sakura and Sauske

Naruto and Hinata

Twilight

Edward and Bella

Jacob and Rennesme

Alice and Jasper

Emmett and Rosalie

Carlisle and Esme

Chronicles of Vladimir Tod

Vlad and Meridith

Otis and Nelly

Harry Potter

Harry and Ginny

Hermione and Ron

Remus and Tonks

Pirates of the Carribean

Elizabeth and Will

Ten inch Hero

Tish and Priestly

Noah and Piper

Benny and Joon

Joon and Sam

Benny and Ruthie

Finding Home

Dave and Amanda

Candace and CJ

Charmed

Piper and Leo

Prue and Andy

Yes, I know my profile is long and rambling. Deal with it.

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1. Andy » reviews
a girl moves to Vancouver and meets Eric Kripke's son andy. they start to hang out he introduces her to jensen jared and misha. rated T for some language. not much but some.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,780 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 1-6-10 - Published: 11-21-09
2. Where are you now?
placed somewhere between seasons 3 and 4
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Published: 1-6-10 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
3. TricksterGabriel reviews
another pom. Gabriel belongs to Eric Kripke
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-5-10 - Complete
4. Sam reviews
yet another short little poem. Sam belongs to Erick Kripke
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - General/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-5-10 - Sam W. - Complete
5. Dean reviews
of all the poems i've ever written this one is my favorite. Dean belongs to Eric Kripke
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-5-10 - Dean W. - Complete
6. Israphel
this is a little poem i wrote about SUPNTRAL LVR's character Israphel from her story Broken Wings. it's really short and i'm not the best poet so i hope you like it
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5 - Published: 1-5-10 - Complete
7. Joey
so this is actually a character from Chloe Winchester's Dean winchester: the demon barber of fleet street. it took me about 5 minutes to write this and i've never been the best poet so here it is. Joey belongs to Chloe Winchester
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13 - Published: 1-5-10 - Complete
8. Buffy and Angel
so i wrote this really really short poem and i thought that i would just poswt it for you to read.i'm not the best poet so...you'll just have to read and find out
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9 - Published: 1-5-10 - Angel & Buffy S. - Complete
9. Constance reviews
this is a short little poem that i wrote about Constance from the pilot. i know it's not very good but. o well. Constance belongs to Eric Kripke
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-5-10 - Complete
10. Friends » reviews
jon rufus and bobby go on a hunt. an old friend is watching and you'll never guess who.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1-1-10 - Published: 11-6-09 - Castiel & John W.
11. Wanted Dead » reviews
Dean and Sam got to Santa Cruz to investigate a girl who can't die
Crossover - Supernatural & Ten Inch Hero - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 8,607 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-31-09 - Published: 11-27-09 - Dean W.
12. Challenge WOW: Shoe reviews
Frustrated/Annoyed/Anxios Dean.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-27-09 - Dean W.
13. Hagrid and Emmett » reviews
not really about the actual hagrid and emmett but those are my cats names and they were doing something hilarious the other day so i wrote this
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-27-09 - Published: 11-18-09 - Rubeus H. & Emmett
14. The Walker Girls
there's a new girl in starshollow. she goes to chilton her mom is in her thirties. she was proud when she had to pick her up from a cop raided party but... wait... there's one more thing. she's a hunter. NO IT IS NOT RORY!
Crossover - Gilmore Girls & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Published: 12-27-09
15. Challenge WOW: Belt reviews
Dean gives cas a gun.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-20-09 - Castiel & Dean W. - Complete
16. The Girl »
Sam and Dean go out for a drink and stumble across something they never expected. Rated M for a reason.
Crossover - Veronica Mars & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,573 - Updated: 12-18-09 - Published: 12-16-09 - Cassidy & Sam W.
17. Fairy Adventure
this was written for my Creative Writing class by me and my friend. it's really quite random but hillarios and i hope you guys get a laugh out of it.
Tinkerbell - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,963 - Published: 12-17-09 - Complete
18. Challenge WOW Blanket reviews
Dean helps castiel get ready for bed. NO SLASH!
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-13-09 - Castiel & Dean W.
19. Not Him
supernatural twilight harry potter crossover. and maybe more. not exactly sure where this will go so just read.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Published: 12-7-09 - Castiel
20. Supernatural Song game reviews
i list a song then you write down the first 2 supernatural related things it makes you think of. rated t because some of the songs aren't the best for younger kids.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-28-09 - Complete
21. Crash
He never saw the car honking at him as he slipped into the wrong lane. Never saw the redheaded girl’s 1980 baby blue mustang flip until it was to late and his beloved impala slammed into a tree. Hurt/Limp dean
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Published: 11-26-09 - Castiel & Dean W.
22. Allies » reviews
Sam is hurt badly and Castiel teams up with the last person you would expect.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,276 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-26-09 - Published: 11-17-09 - Castiel & Sam W.
23. It started with a word » reviews
Castiel needs to talk to dean. NO SLASH! rated T for some language
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-25-09 - Castiel & Dean W.
24. Ally reviews
Sam and Dean destroy an evil doll. Hurt Sam. rated T for language
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-24-09 - Dean W. & Sam W. - Complete
25. A Brother's Revenge »
Shippo get's captured by gordon walker and you find out a surprise about their past.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,778 - Updated: 11-24-09 - Published: 11-8-09 - Castiel & Gordon W.
26. I do understand
jon and shippo have a fight
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Published: 11-20-09 - John W. & Mary W. - Complete
27. Falling » reviews
did you ever want to know what happened when anna fell. well so did i. here is that story
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,710 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 11-20-09 - Published: 11-9-09 - Anna & Castiel
28. Choices
shippo has a choice to make. she can fight and stay on earth with cas or she can give up and be with her mom mary jon anna ellen jo Ect.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Published: 11-20-09 - Castiel & Anna - Complete
29. You know you're obsessed with Supernatual when » reviews
if all of these apply to you then you are as obsessed with Supernatural as i am
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-19-09 - Published: 11-18-09
30. The Volturi »
torture, look into marcus's past, and much much more.
Crossover - Supernatural & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,428 - Updated: 11-18-09 - Published: 11-12-09 - Castiel & Marcus
31. Supernatural Diaries » reviews
sam and dean go to mystic falls to investigate the murders and dissapearences. rated T for some language and fighting.
Crossover - Supernatural & Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-15-09 - Published: 11-14-09 - Dean W. & Stefan S.
32. Doubt
More about shippo
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Published: 11-15-09 - Castiel - Complete
33. Recomendation Letter
Dr. Stauss writes a Job recomendation letter for Charlie.
Flowers for Algernon - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Published: 11-12-09 - Complete
34. Love you forever and for always reviews
Shippo is possesed by a meg and being forced to torture her own daughter.someone will save the day but who is it?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-7-09 - Castiel & Meg
35. Breakup reviews
I told you that in my next story you were gonna get to figure out who SHE is. well here is a little look at her and her relationship with Cas and Gabriel.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-6-09 - Castiel - Complete
36. Go near her I'll kill you reviews
Castiel and Gabriel have a little talk after sam and dean leave at the end of Changing Channels.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-6-09 - Castiel - Complete
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