Hey welcome to GalnKay's Profile. Yeah we are love POTC and the Jack Sparrow series. :D We have been reading fanfiction stories for a while. We wrote alot of chapter stories and some songfics for a while until we were old enough to have an account. Yeah, our work may not be the best, but no one is perfect. So ya! Enjoy our profile and our stories!

I was rootin' for you mate,
Gal

Bring me that horizon,
Kay

Anti-Racism:
A black man sat down in a restaraunt. A white man walked up to him.
White man: Colored people are not allowed here.
Black man: I was black when I was born.
I am black right now.
I am black when I'm cold.
I am black when I am in the sun.
I am black when I'm sick.
And I will be black when I am dead.
But you sir,
You were pink when you were born.
You are white right now.
You are blue when you are cold.
You are red when you are in the sun.
You are green when you are sick.
And You will be purple when you are dead.
So dont you dare call me colored!

Post this on yer profile to enforce anti-racism!

Random KaynGal moments:

Gal brought coffee to school for Kay because..well because Kay forced her to. AT the end of the day Gal needed the cup back because it was washable and expensive.
Gal: I need to go.
Kay:Ok..Down the hall to your right.
Gal:No Kay I gotta go now.
Kay:Ok..I'm not stopping you..
Gal: GIMME THE CUP!
Kay: Eww sicko!

Okay gal and kay were talking on email. They both had just finished reading a POTC story. (Kay and Gal love pretending to be Teague and Jack.) The story had Jimmy and Constance falling in love which Kay thought was gross.

Teague(Gal):Jackie dont make fun of Jimmy and Constance.
Jack(Kay):Why?
Teague:Uh...Cause yer mother was a bird. I mean seriously.. SPARROW. Could ye get any stupider?
Jack:AT LEAST I DIDNT MARRY A BIRD TEAGUE!

Ya.. we were sorta bored one day..actually we are bored everyday so ya... o_o

Sad News. Pass it on
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.

Gal: Hello ppl reading our profile. We are mad. Wanna know why? Well for one thing we cant eat pork!
Kay:Yep swine flu
Gal:Cant eat chicken 3X
Kay: Ya..bird flu
Gal:Cant eat beef =/
Kay: Mad Cow
Gal:Cant eat eggs :o
Kay: Yeah Salmonella..WAIT NO EGGS?! But kids love eggs :(
Gal:Cant eat fish..
Kay: Heavy Metal poisonings in their waters
Gal:Cant eat veggies or fruits
Kay:And guess what that leaves...
Gal:Chocolate and Icecream!! X3
Kay:Remember Stressed spelled backwards is Desserts!
Gal:Put this on yer profile and you will lose 2 whole pounds! :o
Kay:If you ignore this you gain ten. >:D

Okay here are some awesome words and sayings all of you have to start using! We made these up..well most of them anyways!
Don't be so vanilla! (Found this on a commercial)
Don't be so Fitzy! (You know how Fitzwilliam is all...well u know how Fitzy is... so Kay made this up)
Thats so binkin! (Ace, gal's sister, said binkin instead of stinkin so ya. Its a good thing tho.If something is cool its binkin)
Thats so bunkin! (Kay heard gal wrong when Gal told her bout it so now this is a saying of ours too)
Snuggets!
Cha!
Bloon... -
Rub a butt before you massage it. (Long story short..our friends have very bad hearing)
Corn nuggets!

Okay we need you to get ppl saying this! Spread it amongst yer friends even tho u dont know some of the meanings. If u really wanna know u can ask.

God saw you getting tired
and a cure was not to be
So He put his arms around you
and whispered: Come to Me
With tearful eyes we watched you
snd saw you pass away
Although we loved you dearly
we could not make you stay
A golden heart stopped beating
hard, working hands at rest
God broke our hearts proving
He only takes the best.

If you have lost someone close to you and this reminds you of them put this on your profile.

Warnings People have found on boxes and wrappers and junk like that:

Bowl Fresh
Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet

Earplugs
These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe

Mattress
Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

Pepper Spray
Caution: Never aim spray at your own eyes.

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those bull dozers)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Hmm now Im curious..but hey curiousity killed the cat o.o...)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
Nah really?

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
Hm. Raise yer stump if you've done that before..

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly
I know ya'll hate me now I just destroyed all those little boys beliefs. Who are the gonna turn to now? Obama!? Heh heh no offense Obama lovers...

I'll blend up the rainbow above you and shoot it through your veins. -Rainbow Veins: Owl City
Everyone sees her, but nobody knows her. -Underdog: Jonas Brothers (Ya I hate them too but I like this song)
Boys will be strong, boys soldier on, but boys would be gone without a wonderful woman's good, good heart.
-Fathers:John Mayer
When we burried him beaneath the willow, the angels sang the whiskey lullaby. -Whiskey Lullaby: Brad Paisely
If my segments get seperated I'll scream. -The Bird and the Worm:Owl City (Reminds me of today when we started disecting worms o.O)

Cinderella walked on broken glass
Sleeping Beauty let a whole lifetime pass
Belle fell in love with the Beast
Jasmine married a common theif
Ariel walked on land for love and life
Snow White barely escaped a knife
It was all blood, sweat, and tears
Cause love means facing your biggest fears. :D

Okay! Guys
this is something very important. I need you guys to wash yer hands regularly and wash them after you do yer business. No one wants to shake hands with Mr. --fingers!! :o

Byes guys!
I was rootin' for you mate,
Gal
Btw: To be a Sparrow ye gotta fly!

Bring me that horizon,
Kay

Hi. Im Kay. I felt like I contributed nothing to this profile whatsoever, so I think i should write a few things about myself.

First, I have no life. I spend every moment on this site or talking on the phone. I need a cat.

Second, I play volleyball. That sport is a very big part of my life.

Third, I go to church. Nothing can change that.

I am madly in love with Johnny Depp. We will get married one day. You will all see.

Harry Potter is the second best thing to POTC. Really it is.

I enjoy disections. In science class. Wierd right?

I have random outbursts. And Im a big dork.

I like the letter " W "

I dont care about school. Well I do, but not as much as I should.

Im embarassed very easily.

I DO NOT make a good cheerleader. Its not that Im not pretty enough, but I have no coordination. Haha.

Peanut butter is heaven.

Pop Tarts are the best thing since peanut butter.

Jack Sparrow and Arabella Smith should be together forever.

My favorite disease is the Plague. Haha.

I do not like healthy eating.

Money makes me happy.

My name is not really Kay. It is Kaylyn. I hate it too.

Lord of the Rings is awesome.

Will Smith is wonderful.

My iPod touch is my best friend.

Country music rocks! Especially Josh Turner.

Tennessee is the best state in this country. Thats why I live here.

Well you're bored now right? Right.

Well now I feel as if I've done something to help out my partner in writing and crime.

BYE!!

Ello poppets! I am Gal. Since Kay said somethin' bout herself Im gonna... Cause I felt like it :D

I too have no life whastoever, I mostly am on the computer emailing or on the phone.

I also play volleyball with Kay.

I go to church too

I dislike the song Life is Wonderful by Jason Mraz. I encourage you all not to listen to it.

I have just found out that the spot I filled as Kay's best friend is now being replaced by her iPod. o.o

My favorite letter is the squiggly!! ~

I am 'corndogged' three tiems a day by someone who can not be mentioned (cough) Kay (cough) Sorry tickle in ma throat.

Ma name on here is Gal bc ma name on a few sites I go on is Galgirljr.

I think money is the root of all evil but still like having it.

Lurve country music!! Especially Brad Paisley and Zac Brown Band!! X3

Oh I forgot to tell u ma name...! Ma name is Chabelie. (Shh-eb-ba-lee)

Ma favorite movie, thats Christmas is How the Grinch Stole Christmas o

And last but not least...Im on the hostess diet! :D Ah yes twinkies!! X3

OHH AND...Ialways wash ma hands... I dont wanna be Mr -- fingers! >:D Well I cant be for one thing since I am in fact a girl...even tho I dont act like one at some points in life.

Well byes!!