Expendable Red Shirt
Poll: Is Kitty/Marley going to become the new Faberry? Vote Now!
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since: 11-07-09, id: 2138952, Profile Updated: 02-09-13
Author has written 35 stories for Death Note, Spirited Away, and Glee.

HEY! I just took down my old poll (about gender-swapped Glee), so here's a new one you can vote on :D. By the way, the majority of you seemed to either be in favor of or okay with gender swapping, though I had one hold out who was firmly in the "no way!" category.


Name: Katie

Hair: Blond, short - about the length that Quinn's was when she first cut it (my friends actually said I got a 'Quinn cut' when I dramatically chopped off ten inches of my hair a few months back)

Eyes: Green

Skin tone: Strangely pale for California :(. As Chris Colfer has said, "I don't tan; I freckle and burn." Though I will say I'm not as pale as Chris.

Info: HI! You can call me Katie. I'm a blondie, both in terms of my natural hair color and my occasional dumb moments ;). I am attracted to women, but I hesitate to label myself - in any case, I'm closeted in real life, out on the net. People say I'm bubbly, nice and I laugh a lot. That's just the type of person I am.

I love love and I hate hate. I like winky faces ;).

I have never once flamed, and I've never felt the need to. When I don't like a story, I click the back button. I have a hard time being mean to people; it's just not in my nature, and I pretty much CAN'T do it. When I used to play soccer, I would apologize whenever I kicked the ball away from someone. No joke. I can dislike someone so much, and still not be able to talk rudely about them or to them. If I flamed someone, I'd probably cry, and send a message quickly after apologizing profusely, and if I didn't, it would eat me up inside until I did. My mom gets annoyed at me, because ever since I was little, if I was ever in a fight with a friend, I'd be the first to shove down my stupid pride and apologize, even if, looking back, I had a perfectly justified reason to be mad. She says I need a backbone. I disagree; I have a backbone, because I will stand up for what I believe in, I'm just not mean to others for no good reason.

I am positively in love with Dianna Agron. She is a perfect human being in every way possible. I also love Lea Michele. Her voice is a gift from the gods. And we can't forget CHRIS COLFER, who is quite possibly a demigod. (I MET HIM!! TWICE!!!)

I. CANNOT. STAND. FEET. Seriously, it's a problem. The only ones I can stand are my own. I think putting your feet near me is one of the only ways to make me really mad. No guests are allowed to put their feet on any of the funiture (beds, couches, chairs), and I screamed the last time someone poked me with their foot. And they were wearing shoes. I wish I was kidding. T_T

I have an adorable dog who is staring at me and begging for attention as I type this. Or just begging for my food. She does that. I have 2 cats - one grumpy but very pretty, and affectionate when he wants to be, and the other hilariously dumb. I love animals :). I'm actually a vegan, though I promise, I won;t guilt you if you love bacon ;). When I'm older, I plan to also own many birds, as I have a passion for them, but my parents won't let me have any (and trust me; I've begged).

I am attached at the ear to my iPod. I'll listen to almost anything - if I have it on shuffle, my iPod can go from Who Are You When I'm Not Looking by Blake Shelton, to Scars by Papa Roach, to La Vie Boheme from RENT, to Piano Man by Billy Joel, to Rose's Turn by Chris Colfer/Kurt Hummel from Glee (the song that made me truly fall in love with him), to Apathetic Way to Be by Reliant K, to Cell Block Tango from Chicago, to Creepshow by Kerli, to Here Comes the Sun by the Beatles, I Kissed a Girl by Katy Perry, to For Good from Wicked, to Monster by Skillet, to Halo/Walking On Sunshine from Glee (that note Lea hits at the end - just, oh my gods), to Happy Things by J Rabbit (adorable song, I highly suggest searching it on YouTube). These are actually the songs that have been playing in the background from my laptop while I modify my profile ;).

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1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Katizzle

2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fav color and fav animal): Pink Penguin

3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and current street name): Renee Brooklyn (that actually does make a fitting soap opera name. I also heard that that would be my porn name)

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Frakaice

5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (fav color, fav drink): Pink Tea (oh, I sound intimidating T_T)

6. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (mothers middle name): Dianna (like Dianna Agron! :D)

7. YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Booboo (oh God...)

8. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong): Tangerine Tsunami (?)

9. YOUR PIRATE NAME (fav color, pirate accessory): Pink Cutlas

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I am a Spirk fan who respects Uhura! She is a great, strong female lead, and during TOS times one of the only women cast in as an intelligent lead female with high-ranking, respectable profession, and probably the only African American one. It upsets me to see how in many Spirk fics, specifically for Star Trek:IX, she is reduced to simply the role of 'the jealous (ex)girlfriend' or 'the bitch'. I feel she is a complex, dynamic character that deserves more respect than that. I will not read/favorite/review fics that have senseless Uhura bashing, simply because she is with Spock in the movie, and I myself will not disrespect her in my fan fiction. Be more mature guys!

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Pairings I support/ship (in no particular order):

Glee: KLAINE! FABERRY! KURTBASTIAN! Kurt/pretty much anyone accept Mr. Schue, Sandy Ryerson, and the like (because I have never and will never support pedophilia in any form) - I like some Kurt pairings more than others (specifically I am really rather fond and Puckurt, but am rather uncomfortable with Kinn, unless it's written really well - I love brotherly Furt bonding for those two, though!). I positively ADORE Hummelberry friendship, and love the idea of Kuinn friendship, though that's not really explored on the show. Also, other than Hummelberry, the Unholy Trinity is my BroTP. I also like - Puck/Quinn, Puck/Rachel, Puck/Happiness, Quinndependance, Mike/Tina, Artie/Tina, Sam/Mercedes. And pretty much most Glee pairings I'm cool with.

Harry Potter- Harry/Hermoine, Harry/Draco, Sirius/Remus, Draco/Hermione, most canon pairings

Star Trek: Spock/Kirk, Kirk/McCoy, Spock/Uhura

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Your result for The Sorting Hat Test...

GRYFFINDOR!

You scored 12% Slytherin, 32% Ravenclaw, 60% Gryffindor, and 28% Hufflepuff!

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You might belong in Gryffindor,

Where dwell the brave at heart,

Their daring, nerve, and chivalry

Set Gryffindors apart.

Gryffindors are known for their courage, audacity, and devotion to what is good and honest.

Take The Sorting Hat Test at HelloQuizzy>

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1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things, like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction, and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.


1. Lunch Money reviews
"He actually stole your lunch money? What is this, a bad 80's teen movie?" In which Kurt is a Skank, and Blaine is gullible but still infatuated. Silly little Skank!Kurt one-shot. T for language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-10-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
2. Unconditional » reviews
'Burt knew his son was gay, and he loved him, no matter what. But he was still in over his head, and Hiram and Leroy Berry would be a great resource.' A story about my favorite father/son duo, with a healthy dose of bb!Kurt and bb!Rachel on the side.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,031 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 11-18-12 - Published: 2-12-12 - Kurt H. & Burt H. - Complete
3. Little Wonders » reviews
We all love the New Directions as teenagers. But what about when they were little kids? Well, they were only more adorable, of course! A prompt-fic featuring one shots of little Glee clubbers. Should be fun! Now accepting prompts.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-18-12 - Published: 3-3-12 - New Directions
4. Queen of Hearts reviews
Quinn learns a card trick, and decides she might as well put it to good use. If she guesses Rachel's card right, Rachel has to grant her one request. Faberry. Might be a two-shot.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,931 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 11-18-12 - Published: 7-17-12 - Quinn F. & Rachel B.
5. Road Trip reviews
"Rachel had no idea what had possessed Quinn to rent a car and drive from their home in Brooklyn to Walt Disney World, Florida with their three children. Clearly she'd never seen any movie involving children and drive trips ever, because then she would have seen this coming." Future!Faberry go on a road trip with their kids in tow. Written late for Day 1 of Faberry Week: Road Trip.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-18-12 - Published: 7-21-12 - Quinn F. & Rachel B. - Complete
6. The Fabray Triplets reviews
The Fabray triplets do not have it easy. Lucy is pregnant with a gay boy's baby, Charlie has a multitude of issues that can only be solved by a boy she can't be seen with, and Quinn is secretly in love with a girl. Junior year is going to be difficult, but at least they have each other, so maybe they can get out in one piece. Lucy/Kurt friendship, Lucy/Puck, Charlie/Sam, Faberry
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 11-18-12 - Published: 7-28-12 - Quinn F. & Rachel B.
7. The Bonding Qualities of Slushie Facials reviews
Hummelberry friendship. Now that Rachel's realized she and Kurt Hummel are destined platonic soul mates, she is determined to be the boy's best friend, no matter what it takes. And he most certainly has no say in the matter. AU-ish version of events. T for some crude language.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-18-12 - Published: 8-2-12 - Rachel B. & Kurt H.
8. Talk of Shame reviews
It was an oppressively hot Thursday in July when Kurt pulled into Blaine's driveway and chanced upon Sebastian Smythe taking the walk of shame out of his boyfriend's house. Mentioned Klaine, mentioned one-night Seblaine, but focuses on Kurtbastion(ish?) conversation. Rather short.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 11-18-12 - Published: 9-30-12 - Kurt H. & Sebastian S. - Complete
9. Voluptuous reviews
Or, why any girl struggling with her self-esteem needs Kurt Hummel as a best friend, and how models could pass for men if they had short hair. Short one shot featuring pre-first season Kurtcedes.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-10-12 - Mercedes J. & Kurt H. - Complete
10. Pretty reviews
Dave really didn't know what he did wrong this time. He thought he'd been complimenting Kurt! -Established Kurtofsky, sort of in a fight, but nothing serious. Hopefully humorous and sweet.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-4-12 - D. Karofsky & Kurt H. - Complete
11. Forever in Moments reviews
Rachel would gladly spend forever in moments with Quinn. Fluffy Faberry one-shot. Short and sweet!
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-1-12 - Rachel B. & Quinn F. - Complete
12. Vice reviews
AU-ish College Faberry. Quinn smokes, no matter how much her girfriend bugs her to quit. Until Rachel offers her a deal she can't refuse...Punk!Quinn. Baquinn.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-19-12 - Quinn F. & Rachel B. - Complete
13. Elephants? reviews
Kurt and Blaine are planning their wedding, and Blaine has a rather... interesting idea. Futurefic. Klaine. Short, sweet, and fluffy.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-20-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
14. Harmony reviews
Rachel and Quinn try to find the best name for their baby. Just some domestic Faberry fluff, with mention of a fababy. K plus for one minor cuss word. One-shot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-14-12 - Quinn F. & Rachel B. - Complete
15. Flat reviews
Rachel Berry is totally confident in herself. Except… she's completely flat. So is there anything wrong with stuffing her bra a little? Well according to Quinn Fabray, yes, there is. Freshman pre-Faberry, with some Hummelberry friendship and Brittana on the side. One-Shot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,383 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-13-12 - Rachel B. & Quinn F. - Complete
16. Tail reviews
Artie's a merman with an injured tail. And Tina's totally okay with that. pre-Artie/Tina, with some Unholy Trinity friendship. One-Shot.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-10-12 - Artie A. & Tina C. - Complete
17. V Card reviews
"Okay, I give up," Santana sighed, staring at the piece of paper that was decorated with the letter V, crudely drawn in red crayon. "What is it?" Brittany giggled. "Don't you get it, 'Tana? It's my V-card!" Freshman Brittana. Cute and sweet.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,049 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-30-12 - Complete
18. New Names reviews
'"No, we can't be the 'Gaga Five,' Kurt," Rachel snapped. "Alliteration is key, people!"' In which the original five members of the New Directions try and fail to pick a name that doesn't sound like a porn site, and Artie is a troll. One-shot
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-11-12 - New Directions - Complete
19. Perfect reviews
Quinn Fabray was perfect, at least as far as anyone could tell. And if she wasn't? Well, nobody had to know. A short character study on first season Quinn, written with second season knowledge. One-Shot.
Glee - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-3-12 - Quinn F. - Complete
20. Heaven reviews
Kurt's grandma says his mom is going to go to heaven soon. He doesn't know what that means, but he wants to know if his mom will be happy there. Elizabeth, for her part, just wants to stay with her family. Some sort of sad Mother/son bonding, w/ bb!Kurt
Glee - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-18-12 - Kurt H. - Complete
21. Cute reviews
'"I'm not moving until you admit that my boyfriend is cuter than your boyfriend," Blaine teased. Kurt rolled his eyes fondly at his ridiculous boyfriend.' Just some adorable morning-after Klaine. One-shot. Fluff. Rated T for implied sexual situations.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-18-12 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
22. Under the Rain reviews
Blaine has been flipping through Kurt's romance novels and gets an idea. Just a silly little one-shot. Klaine. T for light sexual content.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-11-11 - Blaine A. & Kurt H. - Complete
23. Light's Letter to Fanfiction reviews
Light writes a complaint letter to all fanfiction authors. Try not to be insulted. Small mentions of several pairings. T for use of angry language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 11-6-10 - Light Y. - Complete
24. Finding Matt » reviews
Matt runs away from Wammy's after his and Mello's first kiss. 2 years later Mello finds him - minus his memories! Matt doesn't know who Mello is, and he thinks he's straight! Mello's determined to change that. MxM, AU-ish. full summary inside.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,202 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 10-24-10 - Published: 5-15-10 - Matt & Mello
25. Guns 'N Roses reviews
I'm Mail Jeevas. More commonly known as Matt. I lived a normal life in a normal town – until a mafia boss proclaimed his undying love for me and kidnapped me right from my classroom! He's such a freak. I could never love him back… right? Mello/Matt, AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,284 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-10-10 - Matt & Mello
26. Keep it a Secret reviews
Unable to suppress his rage any longer, Light tackled Mogi to the floor. "Give it to me! Only I get to eat L's strawberries! He's MINE!" L sighed. And they were supposed to be keeping their relationship a secret... LxLight, crack!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-28-10 - L & Light Y. - Complete
27. LoveNote dot com » reviews
Put YOUR love life in OUR capable hands! Visit LoveNote dot com! A dating site for the Death Note characters that sets them up in person. Various pairings - you choose by reviewing. Probably some CRACK. Possibly yaoi - I'm not in charge of pairings.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,376 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 8-23-10 - Published: 7-31-10 - Matsuda T.
28. First the Worst reviews
What if Mello's anger over never beating Near was all an elaborate act? What if he WANTED to be second? All to be with his little nerd… MelloxMatt
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-15-10 - Mello & Matt - Complete
29. Three Little Words reviews
When Light said those three magic, beautiful little words that meant the world to L, he knew he was in love. Humor. Not what it seems. Slight, possibly one-sided L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 8-7-10 - L & Light Y. - Complete
30. Broken » reviews
We are all broken, and looking for someone to fix us. A lucky few find that someone. Just a bunch of drabbles, mostly romance & angst, with a bit of fluff. Main pairings will be MxM and LxL. Rated T for swearing and maybe older themes.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,789 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 6-6-10 - Published: 2-25-10 - Mello & Matt
31. Know It All reviews
L seemed to know everything. Much to Light's annoyance. It made his job as Kira much more difficult. Implied LxLight.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-5-10 - Light Y. & L - Complete
32. Caught on Tape reviews
L wants Light to come out to his father, whether Light agrees or not... And there are cameras EVERYWHERE in the HQ... hmm... What to do, what to do? LxLight
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 5-31-10 - Published: 5-28-10 - L & Light Y. - Complete
33. Guessing Game reviews
In which Chihiro guesses incorrectly in regards to her pigified parents, and Yubaba might have a heart after all.
Spirited Away - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-2-10 - Yubaba & Chihiro O. - Complete
34. 24 Hours reviews
Song fic, based on the time when Matt and Mello are about to kidnap Takada. Matt thinking about what he hasn't done in life yet, such as tell Mello how he feels. Rated for language it's Mello - there will be some language .
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-27-10 - Matt & Mello - Complete
35. Sabotage reviews
When Matt goes on a date with Linda, Mello can only think of one thing: sabotage. Matt finds out, and his only question is why. One-sided, slight Linda/Matt, mainly Mello/Matt.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-13-10 - Mello & Matt - Complete