Let's put this waaaaaaaaaaay at the top. All of my stories can and will contain adult situations. That being said, read at your own caution. I wish my muse would stick around 24/7 but alas she doesn't. However I promise that I will NEVER abandon a story, even if I'm unable to update everything everyday.

If you like my stuff, please review! If you hate it, hey, constructive criticism is gladly appreciated. I don't bite :) I review back! I'm a firm believer in reviewing and think it's a good way for us to share ideas or the like. Or I might just fangirl over your story as I'm prone to do. But reviews really do help writers become better...unless you meet someone that doesn't give a damn what anyone thinks. I am not that person, I should add. I actually like hearing back from folks.

What with all this drama I am also posted as Granger Enchanted, Ashwinder, AFF (all onecelestialbeing) and my livejournal is celestialbeing1.

Things that make me weep: glazed over lemons (if you're going to write a lemon, go hard or go home. Or at least warn folks so we know that you aren't comfy writing lemons so we know what to expect), and folks ranting about something being OOC or 'why do you like this pairing???', and they give you that 'smug look of faux-superiority'. I like what I like because I can, dammit! And let everyone else like what they like, and write what they like. And if you really think a story is so OOC, either write your own or stick to the damned books/movie, whatever. Just a little something that I've noticed that goes on from time to time, it's a bit annoying but there are all sorts around these parts.

Sooo what else can I say about myself? Besides the fact that I'm utterly random...

Name: Just call me the Eternal Daydreamer, how else would I come up with plots for stories?

Age: 28

Residing in: New Yawk!!

Occupation: I talk to crazy people and get paid for it. Not enough mind you but it suits me for now.

Hobbies: Reading!! I've been an avid reader since I was little, literally I would take out the max books at the library (25 yes it was that serious to me), come home and read all 25 books that day. I've always loved to write but I would do it mainly for self, and recently I found the cojones to actually share my writing with everyone else and I'm loving it thus far. Some of my fav authors include James Baldwin, Marc Acito, Frank McCourt, Ann M. Martin (BABYSITTERS CLUB STAN FOR LIFE!!!!! I'm a child of the 80's), and yes the Twilight series.

I don't mind cooking and trying new recipes...although some of them don't turn out so great. If you ask my other half he'll tell you about the chocolate mousse which REFUSED to mousse and it was so runny he called it chocolate surprise. Wise ass. So I do more eating instead.

I'm a music whore, I listen to anything and everything. I had to bequeath my 80 gig ipod to the other half and buy a 120 gig one and it's almost full and STILL doesn't have all of the music on my computer. I really think I could get 2 tetrabytes on my computer and would still need more (I'm a slight computer geek also, sorry.) I listen to everything! Jimi Hendrix, Joan Jett, Kings of Leon, Gorillaz, Aquanote, Jazzanova, Adele, Estelle, Blaze, Casker...just to name a few.

Likes: books, curly hair, chocolate (I'd sell my soul for chocolate), java chip frappachinos, sushi, complete and utter silence, a cuppa earl grey, children (though I have none that I gave birth to thus I spoil my nephew rotten), coca cola, maxi dresses, tacos, seahorses, candy, PARAGRAPHS. Lots of them. And spaces between words.

Dislikes: mean people, people with NO common sense, folks that can't walk/drive/navigate their way down a sidewalk, gossips, liver, cleaning, the smell of aloe vera, bras.

Movies: Anything with Johnny Depp *giggles* Alice in Wonderland, Edward Scissorhands, Harry Potter, POTC, along with a ton of 80's films, Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, Weird Science, Adventures in Babysitting...Nancy Drew, Amelie, Leap Year, Daria (show not really a movie but whatever this is my profile) and anything by M Night Shyamalan.

Random things:

I can run in four inch heels but will promptly fall on my ass walking across a flat surface while wearing sneakers.

I've loved NKOTB since I was five years old.

When I was little I wish my name was April (as in April O'Neal from TMNT. Yes I was obsessed and have no shame.)

I sometimes still wish I could lock myself in my room and play with my dolls if not for the fact that I'd feel totally silly.

I'm prone to walking into the wall, the corners of the wall, doorknobs, door handles or anything that sticks out around my house. I scraped my foot on the drain of the tub last week and my fiance couldn't figure out for the life of him how the hell I'd managed that. Read > utter klutz.

I'm scared to death of centipedes. I will do anything to get away from one, and I mean ANYTHING.

My ships: Snape and Hermione is my absolute FAVORITE, although I have and will write other pairings.

Pottermore: Feathermoonstone6022 (Slytherin!) Feel free to add me :) maybe I'll finally be able to win at duelling

Tumblr: onecelestialbeing (So original eh? I blog most Harry Potter stuff, along with food, big surprise, and whatever other random crap I find)