hey, it's emzies here, avid reader and reviewer of fanfiction (of the twilight variety!). Recently I wrote a story for the site, but I soon got bored of updating it (haha, no self disipline!), so I took it down. Writing is obviously not for me :)

But you know what, I still love reading other people's stories! It gives me my daily twilight fix!! Don't get me wrong, I'm not one of those crazy fan-girl types, and I don't "love" Edward, or even Jacob (although he is pretty damn hot in the movie!). I don't get offended by anyone who doesn't love twilight as much as me. (But that doesn't stop me loving it :D)

I didn't used to review very much. But you know what I learnt in my (very) brief stint as a writer? Everyone deserves reviews! Even really, really, really crappy writers. I mean, as long as they put time and effort into their story! Try to compliment the good parts and inform them (nicely!) of the crappy.. I mean, parts with room for improvent...

My Pet hates:

~Bad spelling (of course! it's not so hard to quickly run your story through spell check! Or pass third grade spelling class..)

~non-canon pairings- unless they're written really, really well, it just screws up the story!

~OC (original character) vampires whose ability is to use the powers of everyone they ever meet/touch- Man, this power is way overused! Why not be creative and come up with a new power! Or even (shock horror!), don't have one at all!!

~way over-used story lines eg. edward leaves bella, bella beomes the most powerful vampire in existance, edward comes back, oh noes!- these stories annoy the crap out of me. I don't even bother reading them now! Come up with something new people..

~no paragraphs- 'cause no paragraphs=no readers. Seriously. It's annoying.

hmmm thats all i can think of for now.. haha :)

Favourite Characters...

Female- Alice!!

Male- Seth!!

Wow. I love these characters. Not much else to say!

About Me:

Name- Why, it is Emzies of course. Ahem. Why would I lie to you?

Age- Somewhere between 1 & 100. Wait. I couldn't write if I was 1 & I probably couldn't use the internet if I was 100.. Okay. I'm in high school still.. Don't judge me! Ahhh!!

Gender: Well I'm not a male, that's for sure. (pft, stinky boys..)

Location: Somewhere in the Land Down Under. (Australia, for those of you whose brains aren't quite so advanced as average)

What else to say?? I don't know. You an leave the rest up to your imagination haha :)

emzies

~emzies~