I wouldn’t go as far to say that I was a normal teenage girl, far from it actually, but what exactly makes someone normal? I’m normal in my own way! As a person I am all I can be; me!
I don’t really know what to say about myself so I’ll just put up some of my favourite things and hope that gives you a bit of an insight!

Name: SugarhogRose
Age: Only as old as I feel
Gender: Female
Colour: Black
Books: The Immortals series, Harry Potter series, Kissed By An Angel, Shiver series, Evernight Series, Fallen series and Thirteen Reasons Why!
Artist/Band: Song:
Bowling for Soup-No Hablo Ingles/ When We Die
Simple Plan- Generation/ Jump/ Me Against The World
Three Days Grace- Riot/ I Hate Everything About You/ Animal I Have Become
Green Day- She’s A Rebel/ Extraordinary Girl
Nightcore-Cocaine/ Last Resort
Alesana- Murderer/ Seduction
Games: Osu/ Tomb Raider/ Sonic
Movies: The Guardian/ Bleach(1 and 2)/ Mulan

A black man walked into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black
"When I grew up I was black,
"When I'm sick I'm black,
"When I go in the sun I'm black,
"When I'm cold I'm black,
"When I die I'll be black.
"But you sir...
"When you're born you're pink,
"When you grow up you're white,
"When you're sick, you're green,
"When you go in the sun you turn red,
"When you're cold you turn blue,
"And when you die you turn purple.
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured!"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have strange dreams that never, ever make any sense whatsoever, put this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

THIS IS THIS CAT.
THIS IS IS CAT.
THIS IS HOW CAT.
THIS IS TO CAT.
THIS IS KEEP CAT.
THIS IS A CAT.
THIS IS RETARD CAT.
THIS IS BUSY CAT.
THIS IS FOR CAT.
THIS IS A CAT.
THIS IS FEW CAT.
THIS IS SECONDS CAT.--Now read the third word of each line down as a sentence.

Did you know that the 'Alphabet Song', 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star' and 'Baa Baa Black Sheep' have the same tune? If you just tried singing those, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 of Teens would die if it was stated uncool to breathe; copy and paste this on your profile page if you would be one of the 8 laughing their butts off at the others

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile

Yes, i do use my hairbrush as a microphone and dance around in my underwear! Thank you very much=D IF YOU DO TOO COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into something that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. Don't worry Pluto-I'm not a planet either=D!

If you randomly start singing when people say certain words, copy this into your profile.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Give me a Kiss.
Girl: There, Now would you Slow Down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him and give him one last kiss. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.

THINGS TO PONDER:
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?
Who's the fool who said "nothing's impossible"? They never tried slamming a revolving door...

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and watch while the world wonders how you did it.

There are three types of people in the world: those who learn by reading, those who learn by observation, and those who have to touch the fire to see if it's hot.

The more I think about it, the more I'm sure I've lost my mind. But, crazy people don't know they're crazy, so I guess I'm ok. But thinking I'm ok because I think I'm crazy is saying I don't think I'm crazy, so I may be crazy.

My imaginary friend thinks you have issues

And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it?

Gay means happy, a fag is a cigarette, queer is weird, and fruity is a flavour, just say homosexual.

"If somebody calls and messes with you on the phone like that you don't become terrified, you mess back ... If somebody calls and was like: 'Have you checked the children?' I'd be like: 'I killed them!'" - Dane Cook

"He was hit by a Dodge ... Which I found funny and ironic." - Dane Cook

Will the jar of dirt help?
If you don't want it, give it back.
NO!!( Pirates of the Caribbean)

What is it?
A cup of dirt.
Explain it.
Well, it’s a cup with dirt in it; I call it cup of dirt. (Brian Regan- Cup of dirt)

"I put your name on a bullet so it would be the last thing in my head..." by unknown

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet and so are you!
But sadly,
The roses have wilted,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
and my dagger's stained red.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

26 Things That A Perfect Guy Would Do

26 Things a Perfect Girl Would Do

1. Smile even when you are down, so not to worry him!
2. Once in a while pretend not to notice him secretly smelling your hair, just to give him the satisfaction!
3. Thank him for sticking up for you and at the same time respecting your independence!
4. Let him watch the game!
5. Sink into his hug from behind!
6. Let him play with your hair without complaining that he messed up your look that you spent ages perfecting!
7. Your hands always find his!
8. Give him what he wants when he is cute!
9. Offer him plenty of massages!
10. Dance with him, even if he looks like a dork while doing so!
11. Never run out of love!
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious!
13. Realize you’re being funny when you need to be serious!
14. Don’t take forever to get ready!
15. Hit him gently so he doesn’t have to react so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts!
16. Smile a lot!
17. Thank him for planning a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you!
18. Appreciate him!
19. Help others out!
20. Drive 5 hours just to see him for 1!
21. Always give him a peck on the cheek when you depart from each other’s company, even when your friends are watching!
22. Love his singing…even if he can't sing!
23. Have a creative sense of humour!
24. Stare at him with affection!
25. Call for no reason but give him space!
26. Don’t ever ask him to be something he’s not- just because he loves you enough to do so!

MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU

-Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital.

-Please select from the following options menu:

-If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

-If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

-If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

-If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

-If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

-If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

-If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

-If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

-If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

-If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

-If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won’t be crazy forever.

-If you are blonde, don’t press any buttons, you’ll just mess it up.

This coming week is National Mental Health Care week. You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care.

16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity.

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put a garbage can on your desk and label it "IN"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for three weeks. Once everyone is over their Caffeine addictions, switch to expresso.
6. Finish all your sentences with "In Accordance to the Prophecy".
7.Don’t use any punctuation.
8. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
9. Specify that your drive thru order is "To Go"
10. Sing Along at the Opera
11. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
12. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
13. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON I WON!!"
14. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they’re loose!!
15. Tell your children over diner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
16. Send this to your friends to make them smile, It’s called therapy.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and don't let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignores you, Give her your attention
When she pulls away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don't say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favourite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says it’s over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok don't believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favourite movie with her or her favourite show even if you think it’s stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?

The spaces between your fingers were created so that another's could fill them in

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away

Ways To Get To A Girls Heart--

1. Hug her from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. Don’t force her to do ANYTHING!
6. Write little notes.
7. Compliment her.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Say I love you...and MEAN IT!
10. Brush the hair out of her eyes
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12. Love her with all your heart
Girls- add this if you think it’s sweet. Guys- add this if you would do any of it

If you can’t get someone off your mind they are probably supposed to be there ;)

I'm trying really hard not to cry over you because every tear is just one more reminder that I don't know how to let you go.

If I could give you one thing in life, I would give you the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only then would you realize how special you are to me...

When I first saw you, I was afraid to talk to you. When I first talked to you, I was afraid to like you. When I first liked you, I was afraid to love you. Now that I love you I'm afraid to lose you.

"I miss you when something really good happens, because you're the one I want to share it with. I miss you when something is troubling me, because you're the one who understands me so well. I miss you when I laugh and cry, because I know that you are the one that makes my laughter grow, and my tears disappear. I miss you all the time, but I miss you the most when I lay awake at night, and think of all the wonderful times that we spent with each other for those were some of the best and most memorable times of my life."

I'd rather have bad times with you, than good times with someone else.
I'd rather be beside you in a storm, than safe and warm by myself.
I'd rather have hard times together, than to have it easy apart.
I'd rather have the one who holds my heart.

Sometimes all you can give is love
Sometimes all you have is not enough
Sometimes life is like a dream
Sometimes dreams aren’t what they seem
Sometimes laughter can heal your heart
Sometimes it’s laughter that breaks it apart
Sometimes the world goes faster than you can go
Sometimes even fast is still too slow
Sometimes going home is the only thing on your mind
Sometimes home is the only place you can’t find
Sometimes you are too tired to sleep
Sometimes you are too sad to weep
Sometimes freedom holds you back
Sometimes a wedding dress is black
Sometimes loneliness is what you need
Sometimes there’s a harvest without a seed
Sometimes darkness can be too bright
Sometimes rain gives you delight
Sometimes you think you understand
Sometimes you know you really can’t
Sometimes what sets you free are restrictions
Sometimes what makes most sense are contradictions

A girl quickly punches a number into her phone and waits until she hears the other line pick up.
“Becky, I don’t know what to do, I really don’t. I love him so much and I don’t think he thinks of me that way. I mean, whenever I see him or think of him, I can’t help it; this smile comes across my face. Sometimes he sees me smiling and smiles back. That’s when my knees turn to jelly and I get butterflies in my stomach. I know you think that he is so totally adorable and cute, but if you look past that and actually listen to what he has to say, you find a totally different person. He’s so caring and considerate and he makes me feel like I don’t deserve him. Well, actually, I don’t deserve him. He’s too perfect, I mean, look at all the girls that fall over for him. I could never be one of those. Their all so pretty and bubbly and….. Not me. I couldn’t even start to compare myself to them. But whenever I think of him or see him, I can’t help it, I smile. Now I didn’t tell you this but he called me the other day about homework. I tell you now; I made a complete fool of myself. I’m so embarrassed. I stuttered the whole time, but he was so sweet and just kept talking and making me feel better. He’s so perfect Becky, I don’t deserve him, so why do I keep wishing and praying that he will notice me, why?...Becky? Becky are you there?”
“This isn’t Becky.”
Petrified the girl asks, “Then who is this?”
“ This is the guy whose smile turns your knees to jelly and I just wanted to say one thing. Everything you just said now, I’ve wanted to say since the day I met you.”

People are like crayons. It's not the colour they are, but the picture they draw.

If one day you want to cry, just call me. I can't promise I'll make you laugh, but I can cry with you.
If one day you want to run away, don't be afraid, just call me. I can't promise I'll make you stop, but I can run with you.
If one day you are bored, just call me. I can't promise I will entertain you, but I can tell you I am bored too.
But if one day you tell me you are in love with me, I promise I will tell you I am in love with you, too

Boy: I need someone to talk to.
Girl: I'm always here for you.
Boy: I know.
Girl: What's wrong?
Boy: I like her so much.
Girl: Talk to her.
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me.
Girl: Don't say that...you're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me.
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell ...
Girl: Well just tell her anyway.
Boy: What should I say?
Girl: Tell her how much you like her.
Boy: I tell her daily.
Girl: What do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her...I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem...but he'll never like me.
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh, some boy.
Boy: Oh, she won't like me either.
Girl: She does.
Boy: How do you know?
Girl: Because who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You.
Girl: You're wrong. I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy: I just did.

She said that she wanted to get high.
He took her to the tallest hill in town.
She said that she wanted to stay up all night and drink.
He gave her a 12 pack of caffeinated Pepsi and said, "Drink up."
She said that she wanted to shoot herself in the face.
He gave her a water gun, put her finger on the trigger,
aimed it at her face, and helped her pull the trigger.
She said that she wanted to cut herself.
He took a Polaroid of her, handed it to her along with scissors, and had her cut it up.
She said that she wanted to see her blood.
He took her to get her ears pierced.
She said that she wanted to cry herself to sleep.
He had her watch a sad, romantic movie before bed.
She said that she wanted to be alone.
He gave her a name tag that said "My Name Is: Alone."
She said that she wanted to have someone there to take care of her, always.
He asked when he wasn't.

My friend once said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me." I threw a dictionary at her.

People who say "Nothing is impossible!" haven't tried licking their elbow.

My friend once told me, "The first sign of insanity is hearing people talk to you, when nobody is." I replied, "Sorry, I can't hear you. The voices are talking back to me again."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't."

Ichigo: I like big swords and I cannot lie, all you other Shinigami can't deny, when a dude walks in with an itty bitty hilt, and a blade the length of a race, I get sprung!

Zangetsu: "Ichigo...I hate the rain. Rain falls in this world, too. When your heart is in chaos, this sky becomes clouded. When you are sad, rain falls so terribly easily. Can you understand...the horror of being pelted by rain in this solitary world? If only to stop that rain, I shall lend you any strength. If you trust in me, I will let no rain fall in this world. Ichigo, trust me. You are not fighting alone."

After all, there's nothing but fear reflected in your sword.
When you dodge, "I'm afraid of getting cut".
When you attack, "I'm afraid of cutting someone".
Even when you try to protect someone; "I'm afraid of letting them die".
Yes, your sword only speaks to me of absurd fear.
That's not it.
What's neccesary in a fight isn't fear.
Nothing can be born from that.
If you dodge, "I won't let them cut me".
If you protect someone, "I won't let them die".
If you attack, "I'll cut them".

Death and pain are just a small price to pay for the enjoyment of battle!"

Hello? 911? Can you bring, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 ambulances? thanks."

Please meet at Urahara shop immediately. P.S: If you look at this message and think that it is the message of a person before his death... then you have no sense of humor. -message written by Urahara Kisuke