| Marmalade Fever |
Author has written 34 stories for Digimon, Lord of the Rings, and Harry Potter. Hello and welcome to my profile! About me: I am Marm. Any questions? Please visit my LJ: http://marmaladefever.livejournal.com Also, just a word to the wise: I don't write smut. (Just in case you're ever reading along and thinking, "Wait, pregnancy lozenge? Where did that come from?") What you see below is the product of, oh, about nine years of puttering about with words, the best way to string them together, and all the other many and various aspects of writing that are one thing to talk about generally and a whole other thing to actually figure out how to put into practice. At the very bottom of this list are a few things I wrote when I was fourteen and fifteen and just tinkering with the idea of trying to write something longer than a page, and at the very top are a few things that I've written now that I've gotten my BA in Creative Writing. Suffice it to say, the closer you get to the present, the higher the caliber. So, now that we've considered the formula of time spent learning to write as it's related to writing-goodness, here's a simple way to categorize my works: Things written 2001-2003: Likely not worth looking at. Things written 2004-2006: Okay, but not up to snuff yet. Things written 2007-present: Marmy-approved! August 1, 2009: Illustrations for the Eight and Eighth Epilogue as well as other special features can be found here. :) August 3, 2009: For anyone who missed the memo, I have officially retired from writing fanfiction. I might write something short from time to time, but there will definitely not be any more novel-lengths. November 1, 2011: Plagiarism is truly not appreciated. Please remember that behind every story you read lies an actual human being who put time and effort into their writing. Trying to mooch off of someone else is pointless. What are you going to gain other than a couple reviews? Sooner or later, you will be caught and you will feel horrible about it. The end will not justify the means. Praise always feels better when you actually deserve it. If you don't feel that you're a good enough writer, just remember that everyone has to start somewhere. The only way to improve is with practice, reading, and mentoring. If you run across a case of fanfiction plagiarism, please inform the original author. You or the author can then report it to stop_plagiarism, an LJ community. Thank you. October 28, 2012: Since the site changed how guest reviews work, I've gone back to allowing them automatically. It was a bit of a hassle to remember to moderate them. Apologies to anyone whose reviews just disappeared because of that. But please, remember that I can't respond to questions from guest reviewers! December 31, 2012: Oh, my goodness! The translation list is now in alphabetical order! Wow! (Not including "the.") Also, Happy New Year! February 11, 2013: If you're so inclined, check out the Q&A session for Bus Stop at Hawthorn & Vine's LJ community. Translation Policy: If you would like to translate any of my fanfics into your own language, please contact me for permission. As long as no one else is lined up to translate the same story into the same language, you will likely be approved. I ask only that you give me proper credit and provide me with a link to your translation so that I can post it below. Thank you! Translations: Are You Lonesome Tonight?: Slovak/Czech, "Ste dnes v noci osamelí?" translated by Effy Blind Date: Chinese translated by littlebunny; Czech, "Rande Naslepo" translated by Rapidez Bus Stop: French translated by Poupoux; Russian translated by Juno; Russian translated by Lenix89 (permission given by Juno to create a second Russian translation), Spanish translated by EggDupont; Vietnamese (Coming soon!) translated by skyesammy; Chinese (Coming soon!) translated by Whisper.C; Czech, "Autobusová zastávka" translated by FlorenceMabel (aka Florence, offsite); Polish (Coming soon!) translated by worstillusion Courting Miss Granger: French translated by Dakotagirl aka Jorajho; Spanish, "Cortejando a la señorita Granger" translated by Bubbles of Colours Eight and Eighth: French, "Huit Élèves Pour Une Huitième Année" translated by Isa-Mikado; Portuguese, "Oito Oitavos" translated by Hellequin01; German, "Acht" translated by DanaTheMagicBunny General Feelings: Old, Very: Spanish, "Sentimientos en general: Vieja, mucho" by Bubbles of Colours; Slovak/Czech, "Celkové pocity: Stará. Veľmi Her One Desire: Slovak, "Jej jediná túžba" translated by EvaEffyElle, Spanish, "Su único deseo" translated by xsxbx I'm My Own Grandpa: Spanish, "Yo soy mi abuelo" translated by Bubbles of Colours The Price of Peace: Spanish (Coming soon!) translated by LovelyCuteVanillaCupcake The Subjunctive: Czech, "Konjunktiv" translated by FlorenceMabel (aka Florence) Umber and Toadstools: Spanish, "Ocre Oscuro y Hongos Venenosos" translated by Bubbles of Colours; Czech, "Rezavohnědá a Jedovaté houby" translated by FlorenceMabel (aka Florence);Russian (alternate link here) translated by Miss Marcia The Velveteen Noose: Spanish, "El Lazo de Felpa" translated by Bubbles of Colours We Won't Go Until We Get Some: Czech, "Otravovat nepřestanu, dokud něco nedostanu" translated by Rapidez The Witness and the Wife: Chinese (Coming soon!) translated by roseSnow As yet unspecified: Chilean Spanish (Coming soon!) translated by Bubbles of Colours (aka Cristal Flowers); Slovak/Czech (Coming soon!), more Czech (Coming soon!) translated by FlorenceMabel (aka Florence) Links of interest for the casual or obsessed Dramione-shipper: Hawthorn and Vine, Accio!DHr, The Leather Library, Granger Enchanted, Pure Arrogance, Ink, Coloured Grey, The Dramione Awards, The dmhgficexchange, The Dramione Community, Dramione_LDWS, DHr_news, DMHG_Complete | |||||||
1. Umber and Toadstools reviewsDraco and Hermione do not agree about the mannerisms of owls or the state of Hermione's hair, or anything else, actually. Written originally as a set of shoutbox fics at Hawthorn and Vine.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 6-1-11 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete2. Dreamers reviewsThrough their respective Ministry professions, Hermione and Malfoy have been paired to solve a mystery occurring on a sleepy little island within the Ministry's jurisdiction, but the island is a little sleepier than they had originally presumed.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,592 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 10-26-10 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete3. The Velveteen Noose reviewsIf I can only pretend hard enough that this marriage is real, then it will be, and I will go hippity-hoppity off in the garden, made of flesh and blood instead of velveteen and sawdust. But my boot button eyes will not lie to me. DMHGHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 88 - Published: 1-26-10 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete4. We Won’t Go Until We Get Some reviews...Respect, Ingredients, or Smooches, But Not Figgy Pudding, So Bring Some Right Here. Many things stand in Draco Malfoy's way of making his potion, including glitter and an obstinate shop girl. DMHG Christmas DrabbleHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 809 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 1-7-10 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete5. Eight and Eighth » reviewsUp from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winnerHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,277 - Reviews: 2489 - Updated: 8-1-09 - Published: 3-1-08 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete6. Flattened U's and Thumb Dots reviewsHis hand extended, curled like a flattened U, his thumb like a dot. A Christmas Dramione Drabble.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 12-24-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete7. All's Fair reviewsBlood warms the heart in love and runs freely in war, and all is fair either way. DMHG One-shot, 2nd place winner at the Dramione Awards for Best MysteryHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 74 - Published: 12-10-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete8. The Subjunctive reviewsGrammatically, a conception of the mind, still contingent and dependent. The hypothetical. A DMHG drabble.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 9-23-08 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete9. Are You Lonesome Tonight? reviewsHermione doesn't know how to feel when she goes off to University, nor does she know how Draco Malfoy feels when they end up with six classes together, with no Ron in sight. DMHG One-Shot Post DH, EWEHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 11-2-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete10. General Feelings: Old, Very reviewsHermione isn't having a very good birthday, and Malfoy isn't helping. Or is he? Written for Granger Enchanted's birthday challenge. DMHG Oneshot 3rd place winner at the Dramione Awards for Best EWE.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 78 - Published: 9-16-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete11. Bus Stop » reviewsEvery morning, Draco and Hermione meet at the bus stop. A romance revolving around an umbrella. DMHG Post HBP COMPLETE Winner at the Dramione Awards.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,449 - Reviews: 845 - Updated: 3-30-07 - Published: 12-1-06 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete12. The Witness and the Wife » reviewsWhen Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETEHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2686 - Updated: 1-22-07 - Published: 1-27-06 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete13. For That I Thank You reviewsDraco's explanation of why he is thankful for his wife. DMHG One ShotHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 8-7-06 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete14. Granger Dear reviewsA somewhat random DMHG parody of the 1892 song Daisy Bell.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 282 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-28-06 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete15. Her One Desire reviewsOn Hermione's 100th birthday, she looks into a mirror of Erised and finds her one desire is to be in love with Draco Malfoy. DMHG OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 124 - Published: 5-30-06 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete16. The Price of Peace reviewsTo settle the final ill feelings of war, a member of the light and of the dark will marry. DMHG OneshotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 105 - Published: 4-21-06 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete17. I'm My Own Grandpa » reviewsDraco is obsessed with a photograph of his grandparents who look exactly like himself and Hermione Granger. Two shot, DMHG, bizarre.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 190 - Updated: 2-10-06 - Published: 1-31-06 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete18. Sold » reviewsEvander Malfoy stumbles onto a world where the Dark Lord is in power, Harry Potter is missing, and Draco Malfoy has just bought Hermione Granger, Evander's unsuspecting mother... in a manner of speaking. DMHG, SEQUEL to Courting Miss Granger, Pre-HBPHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 38 - Words: 50,867 - Reviews: 934 - Updated: 1-20-06 - Published: 5-13-05 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete19. Blind Date reviewsOneshot Hermione and Draco are set up on a blind date by their mutual friend, Malena. But what happens when they're surrounded by people they know and can't escape the restaurant?Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 239 - Published: 10-21-05 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete20. Courting Miss Granger » reviewsAccording to the Malfoy Marriage Contract, Draco Malfoy has one year to wed or else suffer the consequences, and guess who the only candidate left is... DMHG, COMPLETE Pre-HBPHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,419 - Reviews: 1613 - Updated: 5-9-05 - Published: 8-16-04 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete21. Rewind, Yule Ball, Take Two reviewsIt's fourth year and Hermione's secret date to the Yule Ball is not Krum, but someone even more surprising. DMHG One-shotHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,659 - Reviews: 100 - Published: 3-17-05 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete22. Return to Hogwarts » reviewsAs Harry looks forward to a Dursley and Voldemort free life, he and Hermione are summoned back to Hogwarts, this time as DADA and Transfiguration professors. HPHG (Complete.) Pre-HBPHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,597 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 8-13-04 - Published: 6-25-04 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete23. Harry and Every Flavor Bean reviewsVoldemort's newest plan for tormenting Harry includes... Well, see the title. Voldemort even sings. Warning, contains gross bean flavors.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 7-12-04 - Voldemort & Harry P. - Complete24. What a Lovely Dinner Party! reviewsWhen Grunnings develops dental drills, guess who Uncle Vernon has over for a business dinner? The Grangers of course!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,441 - Reviews: 70 - Published: 7-5-04 - Complete25. Forever Separate reviewsA very short poem about my love for a certain cartoon character. :' Ken Ichijouji.Digimon - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-14-04 - Ken I. - Complete26. Like Uncle, Like Niece reviewsDue to the reappearance of Voldemort, Dumbledore is plagued by requests for transfer to the safehaven, Hogwarts. One student gets in and happens to have ties with Professor Snape. But why's she in Gryffindor? Discontinued.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,094 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-12-0427. Filthy, Disgusting, Halfblooded Baby of mine Enemy reviewsJames stepped out and left Harry with Pettigrew and Snape. Pettigrew went to use the bathroom and have a chat with Voldemort. Snape is left to tend to Harry and his dirty diaper. How long can he let the infant cry?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-12-04 - Severus S. - Complete28. Feelin' LordoftheRingsy reviewsThis is a song about LOTR to the tune of Feelin' Groovy. :Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-12-04 - Complete29. The Fifth Sovereign » reviewsA story of opposites. A group of good, a group of evil. A Child of All, a Child of None, and the Digimon that are their partners.Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,549 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-22-02 - Published: 5-15-02 - Complete30. Memoirs of a Young Yamaki reviewsJoin Yamaki as he unlocks the secret of why he hates digimon.Digimon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-25-02 - Complete31. Teacher? reviewsONE-SHOT. Kari and the others are adults in season 3! Did I just give it all away? Note: I know it's Miss Asaji, the key word here is FAN FIC.Digimon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 5-15-02 - Hikari Y./Kari K. & Takato M. - Complete32. Digitales II reviewsMore funny stuff, including a recipe for Guilmon bread!Digimon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-15-02 - Complete33. Digitales reviewsA funny set of fics to tickle your funny bone.Digimon - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-15-02 - Complete34. The Ninth Digidestined reviewsMy first fic from way back in 2001! An Australian girl is transported to Digi World and fulfills her destiny with her golucky digimon, Gigglemon. 8 chapters Pictures available.Digimon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,068 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-15-02 - Complete