20/03/13-Looks like I'm updating my profile regularly for once. Perhaps I should get a blog or something...or maybe not. Anyway, as some people already know, Four Minutes Before Death is now officially ON HOLD, and will be on hold until I get stuff sorted out. Gates to Infinity is coming out on the 24th March, but in America. We Pokemon fans in Britain get it in MAY, which is exam month. So we might as well be getting it in July or August. Why. Someone, tell me why.

Profile Pic: Shame on you if you couldn't tell what it was. For shame. THIS IS THE BEST FREAKING MOUSE/RAT EVAH AND HER NAME IS TACHIGAMI. SHE CARRIES A SWORD. NUFF SAID. Now go buy yourself a copy of Okami for the Wii, PS2 or download it on the PS3, and savour the epicness. After you're done, buy Okamiden for the DS.

This place is active, but I don't want to jinx it: http://www.fanfiction.net/forum/Sonic_RP_TO_THE_MAX/110692/

How I usually review: I know, I should be reviewing more often...if I do review your story, don't be put off by the fact I only review a few times and vanish suddenly. If it's on my favourites list, I'm still reading the story!

Also...I'd like to take a moment to say how much I hate Mary Sues/Gary Stu characters. I run myself ragged putting my OCs through Mary Sue tests, and giving them weaknesses and such. I might even write a Mary Sue parody fic when I have the time. But honestly, when I see a Mary Sue story, or a story with an overpowered chracter, with no weaknesses to balance their abilities out...I want to reach through the computer, and slap someone. You're lucky I can't...so, from now on, I will offer my services as a Beta Reader to check stories, and gently point out, GENTLY that Edward Sparklefang Shineway Glitterboy is overpowered. No, not talking about Twilight at all...

PMs: Don't be shy, you can PM me with any random messages you have, from plot suggestions and OCs to RPing and if I like the taste of blood or not.

Hi people!

Name:Swiftshadow, Swift to my friends

Age: I'M DOING VERY TRICKY A-LEVELS (*cough, only 2 subjects, cough*)! And that means I'm nearly 17 now.

Gender: Female

Location: Where the freaking Olympics were. Yes, London.

Hobbies: Reading, knitting, RPing, typing...

Books: Twilight (but I'm not crazy about it) Cat Paradise (a manga) Inheritance Cycle, Warrior Cats, His Dark Materials, How to Train your Dragon and Jane Eyre.

Games: Drawn to Life, Pokemon, Harvest Moon, Sonic, Phoenix Wright, Okami, and Solatorobo.

TV shows: Primeval, Fatal Encounters, Disappeared, I Shouldn't Be Alive and My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (don't you dare laugh.)

Likes: Cookies, Mountain Dew, English and Psychology.

Dislikes: Maths, French, spiders, and long essay writing.

About me: I'm in a writer's crisis.

Favorite animals: Rats (they're cute, but they get a bad reputation...) crows, pigeons, dogs, wolves and jackals.

Zodiac signs: I'm a Fire Rat (Chinese zodiac) and a Pisces.

What I think of most pairings: To clear things up a bit, I'm neutral when it comes to most pairings. As long as...umm, the questionable ones aren't graphic, I won't go, 'Eww.' This means, I will not favour any type of pairing over the other ones, unless it's canon. I'm crap at romance writing anyway, and I concentrate on adventure type stuff, so I don't think you'll be seeing any romance fics in the future. StarClan forbid I write a M rated story. I don't think my sort of traditional 'looks at certain acts and goes, How Shocking!' nature could handle it.

Some random facts:

I'm on Chatango!

I have Aspergers, and I'm proud of it!

Swiftshadow is my Warrior cat name! I also beat the Warrior Cats adventure game, and I also have the name of Swiftfire! (somehow? Perhaps I hit the wrong letter or something). Eff yeah, ShadowClan. Sort of. When they're not starting territory wars and being nasty.

I'm a Shadow Fangirl!

A SHOUT OUT TO THE SCHOOL BOOK CLUB!

Quotes

When life gives you lemons, throw the Twilight Saga at it.

BRAINS!-friend at school

Me *to my mum: Can I have some of your Coke?

Mum: No.

Me: Why?

Mum: This drink is reserved for me, myself and I. And I's quite thirsty.

LEEROY JENKINS!-Friend at school playing Halo

NO MORE YELLOW DINOSAURS!-Teacher at school

THE END IS NIGH! NIGH!-Friend at school

Wolf, Hunter, Hero, GOD.-Okami game case

WELCOME!-Missile from Ghost Trick

Sigh...-Friend

You rock. Woo hoo...-Fluttershy from Friendship is Magic (a true brony will be able to tell me why her quote is in italics)

I'm going to do an Internet. *click on keyboard* WOOOOAHHH!

Well, I'm going to do a book! *click on book* Oh...-Asdf movie (and how my work experience went.)

Look at all the f*ks I give.- Meme

There it goes! The last f*k!-Meme again

I have no idea what you did, but it was as if one voice was suddenly silenced, and millions suddenly cried out in joy.-Sandra (from Sandra and Woo, an awesome webcomic!)

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Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help it achieve world domination. Come to the dark side (we have cookies.)

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. (Reason I joined) I may not look it...but inside, I have the soul of a crazy rabid dog...well, not really. I'm just an anti hero type.

9. If you're an Okami fan, you get to join Ninetails!

10. EMBRACE YOUR DARK SIDE! MUHAHAHA!

11. Last time I checked, Seth from Dinosaur King is here as well! (Sigh, Seth...)

12. We also have marshmallows, skittles and big-ass guns that shoot missiles!

13. Still don't want to join? We'll just ask Light to write your name in the Death Note, then!

14. Thanks to persuading from a certain author (I'm looking at you, dude who has a demon hedgehog OC) Reimaru left the Dark Side. But we have robotic owls of doom now!

Wolf. Hunter. Hero. GOD! If you like Okami, and have played it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Tachigami is the best! There's nothing like a tiny rat with a sword bigger than herself! If you like Tachigami, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have totally awesomefied dreams about anything about sonic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate Chris Thorndyke and think he should be shot, paste this on your profile.

If you love Shadow the hedgehog, paste this on your profile.

if you think Amy is a Stalker, paste this on your profile

If you think Big the Cat is a retard, then paste this on your profile

Ninetails is awesome! She's like the 14th brush god! If you like Ninetails from Okami, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to this list: Swiftshadow777

Maria FTW! If you like Maria from Sonic (cough, even though she's dead, cough) copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to this list: Swiftshadow777, Lucy Labrador, Mikaela The Cat

Naruto Abridged Quotes!

SHARINGANS ONLY, B*H!-Sasuke

Naruto: We finally found you, Gaara, of the-

Temari: NO! NOBODY'S IN THE MOOD RIGHT NOW!

Naruto:...Funk!

Flashy lights* tch, tch tch, Naruto's a douche!

Heh heh...Moo...-Kakashi

Shadow and Light comics! (Kindly drawn by Lucy Labrador...thanks!)

http://lucy-labrador.deviantart.com/gallery/27944817?offset=24#/d3c5dsn

http://lucy-labrador.deviantart.com/gallery/27944817?offset=24#/d3caat1

And-OMSC, (Oh My StarClan), there's a trailer for Shadow and Light. Check it out! Thanks to Lucy Labrador for drawing the pics in the trailer! Here it is!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2WG7TSOBOo

Teh Video game news! (updated 4/03/13)

I need to start a blog for this, rather than sticking random games on my profile.

Other video games I find cool/epic/strange, but awesome:

Tokyo Jungle (this is what happens when an apocalypse wipes out all the people, and you forget Goldie the Retriever in a city where there are other animals. Basically, total havoc. Or, natural order? Nature, you scary)

Hatoful Boyfriend (found strange because there's talking pigeons in it, cool because of one of the storylines and backstory. Also, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctSFGTKXGJk A link describing the game. Do not watch if you have no headphones, parents lurking around, young siblings, or you are too young to even be on this site.)

Alan Wake (my goodness, go look up the walkthrough! If you haven't heard of it, then you must have missed all of the posters and trailers in the local game store!...Well, that's what happened in my local Game store. But anyway, it has a good storyline. It's epic)

Times I am available to reply in PMs-

Week: 4:00 PM (British time) to 11:30 PM. For people who live in different timezones, you should tell me the time you're available, and I'll try and see if I can get on at that time, as long as it isn't insanely early in the morning.

Friday to Sunday: 6:00 AM (British time) to 11:30 PM, depending on if I can reach my Netbook. If I don't reply back straight away, I'm asleep, doing work, or grounded from using my Netbook.

Authors you should check out-(AKA friends)

Lucy Labrador

Levinski Prower

Mikaela The Cat

Iamme666

Mskittykitty555

Maximumus

Storm337

Ocean Krystal

Epsilon Team Sgt. Mike

Killing Kathy

Magmon1000

Shadowfire218

If you want to get on the list, I'll have to get to know you first or read your stories. Sorry if I missed anyone out!

May StarClan walk with you!

D'aww, no catchy song here. Oh well.