Author has written 7 stories for Twilight, Outsiders, and Zombieland.
HEY! I'm Sammy4eva but just call me Sammy or Sam =D! Okay so if you like my story you will LOVE RandomAwesomeness's stories. She writes about Twilight and the Outsiders so far. They are my favorite stories and are hilarious! Also, read MysteriousEmily's story. It's amazing. She wrote her own so it's not based off of any book/movie/etc.Anyway here's my profile. Oh and in my stories if there is a Taylor it's RandomAwesomeness, and if you see a Kae then that's MysteriousEmily. She will most likely pop in my Outsiders stories where as RandomAwesomeness will most likely pop in my Twilight stories. Any suggestions are appreciated and I promise I will do my best to use them. Check out Storytwins for our, RandomAwesomeness and I, profile where we will put up stories that we made together!! =D Oh and please don't judge by the first chapter. I get better as I continue :)
Socials may be large, Socials may be rough,
I'M A GREASER GIRL!
In my Outsiders story, You've Been Found, I have a lot of added characters in there. Well, here's some of the links to what they mostly resemble. They aren't EXACTLY what they look like, obviously, but it's just to give you an idea. :)
Jessa:(except a lot paler)
Julie:or (except a bit blonder in both)
Thumper:(a bit paler)
Lizard:(not as dressed up, obviously)
Snake:(flatter hair and green eyes)
Boxer:(shorter hair and no lip piercings)
Okay so I hope you like them! =D If you have any pictures you think resemble them also, feel free to PM it to me!
BEST FRIENDS 'N FRIENDS:
FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink
BESTFRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs., and grandma and grandpa
BESTFRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRAMPS
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying DAMN we screwed up
FRIENDS: Will pick out a cute chick-flick to watch with you on movie night
BESTFRIENDS: Will pick out "The Ring" for movie night then scare you and himself/herself in the process
FRIENDS: Never see you cry
BESTFRIENDS: Won’t tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when you’re not down anymore
FRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and say nice to meet you
BESTFRIENDS: Meet your boy/girl friend and scare the BLEEP out of him/her by threatening to break every bone in his/her body if he/she hurts you
FRIENDS: Will say you can do better
BESTFRIENDS: Will call him and say "you have seven days to live"
FRIENDS: Ask why you're crying
BEST FRIENDS: Already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry
FRIENDS: Will help you move
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body
FRIENDS: help you up when you fall
BESTFRIENDS: continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: give you their umbrella in the rain
BESTFRIENDS: take yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
FRIENDS: wipes your tears when you're rejected
BESTFRIENDS: goes up to him and say, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: will bail you out of jail
BESTFRIENDS: would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BESTFRIENDS: Have you on speed dial
FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff and give it back a few days later
BESTFRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad. Here’s a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you
BESTFRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing
BESTFRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door
BESTFRIENDS: Would walk right in and say, "I'M HOME"
FRIENDS: Have to be told not to tell
BESTFRIENDS: Already know not to tell
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough
BESTFRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"
FRIENDS: Comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Go over to his house and kick his ass
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail
BEST FRIENDS: Sit next to you singing the jail song
FRIENDS: Tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: Are the ones getting fined by the police with you
FRIENDS: Think you're insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you
FRIENDS: Come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: Are your weekend boarders
FRIENDS: Are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: Kick your ass and all's forgiven
FRIENDS: Are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: Will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine
FRIENDS: Don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: Are asking why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone
FRIENDS: Dare you to scream into the street
BEST FRIENDS: Dare you to go streaking
FRIENDS: Call you retarded for running through the bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: Are screaming and running with you (Almost did that at the cheerleading game. I was going to dare Mgirl30311 to do it with me but couldn't -tear-)
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BESTFRIENDS: Are for life
FRIENDS: Will ignore this
BESTFRIENDS: Will repost this crap.
You Know You Live In 2010 When...
1. You accidentally enter your password into your microwave
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years
3. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends are the don't have Aim, Myspace or a live journal
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pressing the power button on the tv
6. Your evening activity is sitting at your computer
7. As you read this list you think about sending it to all of your friends
8. You read this list and keep nodding and smiling
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this
10. You were too busy to notice number five
11. You actually scrolled back up to see if there even was a number five
12. And now your laughing at your stupidity
13. You now plan to put this on your profile cause you fell for it
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
1. Children's Aspirin: Warning: Keep Away From Children
2. Peanuts: Warning: Product May Contain Nuts
3. Curling Iron: Warning: Do not use while sleeping
4. Candle: Warning: Warning, A burning candle is fire
5. Frozen Pizza: Warning: Do not eat before cooking
6. Blanket from Taiwan: Warning: Not To Be Used As Protection From A Tornado
7. Frisbee: Warning: May Contain Small Parts
8. Butcher Knife: Warning: Keep Out of Children
9. Railroad Sign: Warning: Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted.
10. Hair Coloring: Warning: Do not use as an ice cream topping
11. Dial Soap: Warning: Use like regular soap
12. Sleeping Pills: Warning: May Cause Drowsiness
13. Puzzle: Warning: Some Assembly Required
14. Japanese Food Processor: Warning: Not to be used for the other use
15. On a Sears hair-dryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
16. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
17. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
18. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
19. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
20. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
21. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
22. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
23. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
24. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
25. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
26. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
27. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
28. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children."
29. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.
37 Things to do in an Elevator
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
HEY DUDES CHECK THIS OUT
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
If you could read that put it in your profile
My Mother Taught Me
1. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
6. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
18. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
19. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING.
"You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.
25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES.
"If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."
26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
First you have to name your favorite twilight characters in no particular order:
1. Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? - Quil/Carlisle. WHOA...Um NO!! I really don't want to.
2.Do you think 4 is hot? - Renesmee. NO! I'm a girl that'd be just a bit creepy!
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? - Embry got Rosalie pregnant. That would be awkward... Emmett would flip out.
4. Can you recall any fics about 9? - Charlie? A lot.
5. Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? - Bella/Quil. Um not really, Quil is too...um...abnormal for her.
6. 5/9 or 5/10? Why? - Jacob/Charlie no for many many reasons, Jacob/Esme Um no that is just...not good.
7. What would happen if 7 were to walk in on 2 and 12 making out? - Jasper walked in on Bella/Embry making out!! Well I think Jasper would scream,(like a little girl) run all the way to Russia, then come back, beat the crap out of Embry, then tell Edward, and they would have explaining to do.
8. Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic. -Alice/Esme. Esme would meet Alice and then they would break up and Alice would meet Jasper and happily ever after. I think that story would be sick... I have nothing against gays but if I had a choice I wouldn't read it.
9. Is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff? Emmett/Rosalie fluff? Tons I mean the book has them together.
10. If you wrote a song-fic about 8, what song would you choose? Rosalie. This is an easy one, I'm a Barbie Girl, so fits.
11. If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would your warning be? Emmett/Quil/Embry. Warning: Emmett dancing to Britney Spears with Embry, Quil videotaping in a dress. (don't judge Alice would've dared them...)
12. When was the last time you read a fic about 5?- Jacob, I have no clue...
You're laughing at me now because your older than me by mere months... but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? ;-)
Boys are like slinkeys... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs
If you are obsessed with fanfiction, post this.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this!
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile (yes it's possible)
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile
Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile (Abnormal is good to me!)
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!
If you've ever fallen asleep at around 2 am reading Twilight , New Moon, and/or Eclipse, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this to your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are the kind of person who walks into a door or wall, and then apologizes to it, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.
If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this to your profile
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman (and man)...copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this to your profile
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this to your profile
If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D
If you have had a ‘Blonde Moment’ copy and paste this to your profile. (I have and I'm not even a blonde!)
If you think your best friend's crazy for not reading Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and/or Breaking Dawn copy and paste this to your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever stood straight up, then fell down for no apperent reason, copy this to your profile.
If you've ever lost your sunglasses, then found then on your head, copy this to your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile.
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you just want to annoy someone for the heck of it, copy this to your profile.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
IF EDWARD AND BELLA DON'T STAY TOGETHER I'M GONNA HURT SOMEONE! Repost this if you agree!!
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! XD
If you ever wondered who made up all the 'copy this into your profile' thingies then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.-
If Orlando Bloom told you to "stop breathing", 99 percent of girls currently on the face of the Earth would be dead right now. Put this on your profile if you'd be the 1 percent still alive and laughing.
If you are really random copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever fell down and told the floor that you are sorry copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love inside jokes, but hate when you ave no clue what some of them mean copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are nosy copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love life copy and paste this to your profile!!
If you ever feel like stuffed animals are looking at you copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever felt like you were drunk but hadn't touched any alcohol that day copy and paste this into your profile.
If you were ever too tired to sleep copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever stayed up all night with your best friend then went home and snapped if someone looked at you funny copy and paste this into your profile.
If anyone told you that you have the voice of satin when you're mad copy and paste this into your profile.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK,When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Unsafe External Link