| Cricket and Bad Wolf |
Author has written 14 stories for Doctor Who, Kuroshitsuji, Lord of the Flies, Harry Potter, Love Pistols/リブレ出版, Leviathan series, Yume Nikki, Brave New World, Psych, Sherlock, and Haunting Of Alaizabel Cray. The Legacy of Cricket and Bad Wolf We're a ferocious duo that has traveled through the space-time continuum and ended up here, of all places - a tiny town in the middle of no where, United States, where commas are shunned and Anti-Joke Chickens populate improv shows everywhere. There's only one way to cope with it all, we decided, and that was to chronicle our lives and adventures when Wonderland was pouring from our ears. We live our lives in extended metaphor and speak in tongues so wild the word is spelled with a 'y'. We are Cricket and Bad Wolf, and we hope you enjoy our rambles. Words from the ever-curious Cricket: This is where Cricket speaks about whatever Cricket wishes, and Cricket wishes to say she doesn't take no for an answer. She will walk on the yellow line and drive on the wrong side of the road. If you don't watch out she will also end up swimming against the current. She refuses to dress appropriately as another note. She does not like rules personally, and is a little too wild. Enjoy the third person, because it doesn't last. Wise words from the always questioning Bad Wolf: I looked into the TARDIS, and the TARDIS looked into me . . . I am the Bad Wolf. I create myself. I take the words. I scatter them . . . in time, and space. A message to lead myself here. I bring words . . . to fanfiction.net. I pretend to be things I am not and call it a living, I pretend to live in times these aren't in order to keep myself happy. I try to be extraordinary in an ordinary world. I'm clichéd and ashamed, but I do what I do best: whatever I can. Sometimes I fail, but when I do, I fail epically. | |||||||
1. I'm Not Drifting, I'm Waiting »I'd have put crossover, but its superwholock - fanfiction only allows me two. Here is a collection of super short drabbles Bad Wolf wrote for her Donna rp account.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 2,986 - Updated: 7-21-12 - Published: 7-17-12 - Donna N.2. A Three Patch Problem reviewsNeed a refresher on all six episodes? Not to worry - Bad Wolf will sum it up for you now . . . poetically.Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-9-12 - Complete3. The Girl Who's Waiting » reviewssort of AU, I guess? Basically occurs in the time between the Doctor leaving Amy Pond and him coming back to get her as an adult. A little Amy and Rory playing on a playground story. c:Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 2-3-12 - Published: 1-29-12 - Amelia P./Amy & Rory W.4. And Once Again, The City is Safe »Gus dragged Shawn to a church service - little did they know they'd soon find themselves in the middle of a psychic murder mystery.Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,757 - Published: 1-29-12 - Shawn S. & Burton G./Gus - Complete5. Brave New Worldstate According to Leninapoetry about the Brave New Worldstate through Lenina's eyes.Brave New World - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Published: 1-29-12 - Complete6. Musings in a Letter reviewsThe Viscount laments upon his encounter with the lovely lady with the grey hair, covered in pink flowers. Honestly, Who wouldn't?Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-29-12 - Ciel P. & Viscount Druitt7. Dream Diary »Occasional AU. Taking the game, tearing it apart. I like to take a lighter version of the game ending because I'm special like that.Yume Nikki - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,968 - Published: 1-29-12 - Madotsuki & Seccom Masada8. Wych in the WhaleBarlow meets Cathaline awwwwyeaaaaah.Crossover - Leviathan series & Haunting Of Alaizabel Cray - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Published: 1-29-12 - Nora B. & Cathaline B. - Complete9. PistolsShirou.. well. Poetic prose that leads a little deeper into the poor Wolf's mind. M not for reasons, but to be safe because ugh.Love Pistols/リブレ出版 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Published: 1-29-12 - Shirou & Yonekuni - Complete10. Rose reviewsPoetry from Bad Wolf. Literally. Also, the ONLY TV that ever made Bad Wolf cry was Doomsday. So here, have some emotions.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-29-12 - Rose T. & 10th Doctor - Complete11. I Regret Nothing reviewsBellatrix spent an awful long time in Azkaban . . .Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-29-12 - Bellatrix L. & Voldemort - Complete12. Jack In Darkness reviewsBasically, lament. BECAUSE I LOVED SIMON. But Bad Wolf loves Jack.Lord of the Flies - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 213 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-29-12 - Simon & Jack M. - Complete13. Slowly reviewsWhat happens.. when you live for so long, your body stops aging, yet your mind drifts away?Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-29-12 - Undertaker - Complete14. The Impossible Pit reviewsImpossible Planet/Satan Pit poetryDoctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-29-12 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete