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Author has written 40 stories for Dragon Age, and Alice, 2009. I like Dragon Age: Origins a little too much. I also like Left 4 Dead 2, but never played the first one. I adore Alice. Translation: I like Alistair a little too much. I also like Ellis. I adore Hatter. I try to get into character's heads. It doesn't always work, so let me know if you think my work isn't really kicking it. Feedback is tasty. But not as tasty as your tears when I write angst. Mwahaha. | |||||||
1. Satinalia reviewsIt had been an interesting Satinalia, Alistair could not deny that. Secret Swooper 2011 fill for aphreal42Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-11-12 - Alistair & Cousland - Complete2. The Taste of Surprise reviewsTumblr exchange fic for wasdplz. Fenris and Bethany converse.Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-1-12 - Fenris & Bethany H. - Complete3. Pounce reviewsThe story of how Ser Pounce-a-lot came to the Keep. Short.Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-1-12 - Complete4. Snowfallj'espère que vous veniez chez pour moi. Secret Swooper 2011 fill for erunamiryene. Anders leaves and comes back. Set in Awakening.Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Published: 1-1-12 - Anders & Andras - Complete5. The Sound of Settling reviewsSecret Swooper 2010 fill for cherith. Teagan's tale, in two parts.Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-1-12 - Teagan G. - Complete6. Omnibus: Crack » reviewsA collection of the ridiculous amount of crack pairings I have been challenged with by the Swooping Is Bad IRC. Most are short, few are sweet. Rated just in case.Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-1-12 - Published: 1-11-107. Vigil of the Grey » reviewsAmaranthine is in the hands of an Orlesian, and though the Blight is over there is still something sinister in the shadows of the arling.Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,022 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-6-11 - Published: 9-6-108. Warden A Tale of Alistair's Wrath reviews"All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day." – The JokerDragon Age - Rated: T - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-26-10 - Alistair & Morrigan - Complete9. The Further Adventures of Cullen, Gardener » reviewsCullen, the royal gardener, discovers something new in the rosebushes. WWB "spin-off".Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,525 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-20-10 - Published: 4-16-10 - Amell & Cullen10. Second Best reviewsTeagan looks up briefly, before placing the letter down softly, a long sigh escaping him. "I assume you're here to kill us all. Would you like a drink?" Slash.Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,003 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-10-10 - Teagan G. & Zevran A. - Complete11. Moments of Joy reviewsThe first time he sees her, he is struck by how tall she is. He somehow expected a mage to be much shorter. Ficathon entry. Teagan/f!mage.Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-27-10 - Teagan G. & Amell - Complete12. Whole reviewsThis'll never be normal, will it," she sighs, and it is not a question. Post-game.Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-5-10 - Alistair & Anora - Complete13. TwoFifty » reviewsA collection of 250 word drabbles, based on the world of Alice and Hatter, and Wonderland.Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-21-1014. No Quarter reviewsThis morning they had been friends, lovers, comrades and confidants. Now? Well, not enemies, but not what they were.Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-17-10 - Alistair - Complete15. Something reviewsHe is not a coward, and he is not an idiot, and – oh. There she goes. Bit of a cheeky little push there from the scientist, but no harm done, he hopes.Alice, 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-14-10 - Hatter - Complete16. Namesake reviewsBeside him, Felsi chuckles, kissing her daughter's forehead before heading off to work, calling out a warning about bedtimes and tears, but her voice carries on the wind as he carries his little girl back inside, humming an old drinking song.Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-9-10 - Oghren - Complete17. Forgiveness reviewsThere is little room in Teagan's heart for pity today, but a small tendril of sadness at the sight of this broken man flares up inside him. Teagan/Jowan.Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-8-10 - Teagan G. & Jowan - Complete18. Bonds of FamilySer Warden, he wishes your presence in his chambers immediately." Post-game.Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Published: 1-8-10 - Alistair & Eamon G. - Complete19. Will Never Want » reviewsThe words fly straight over his head, circling around before slamming into his face. Post-game two-shot.Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-8-10 - Alistair & Tabris - Complete20. Winter's EndAh, a time for proving your worth and avoiding being assassinated at the theatre. Or is that just in Antiva?"Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Published: 1-5-10 - Alistair - Complete21. Dreamers reviewsPre-game. A girl who has her own opinions and thoughts - is that too much to ask for?Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-5-10 - Teagan G. & Flemeth - Complete22. Viper reviewsShe is the viper in the nest, but Eamon loves her, and so must he. For notlaura, because a challenge is a challenge.Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-5-10 - Isolde G. & Teagan G. - Complete23. Showtime reviews"You know.. in all the short time I've known you, I think you surprise me most when you're thinking," she says suddenly.Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-13-09 - Alistair - Complete24. Mine! reviews"This is ridiculous," mutters Alistair, sitting in between the quarrelling pair. "She's not property to be haggled over."Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-11-09 - Complete25. Dance reviewsHis hand is outstretched, his expression that same cheeky grin that has entranced her since Ostagar.Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 620 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-10-09 - Alistair - Complete26. Prayers reviewsPre-game. His knees are already achey, but the Revered Mother will lynch him if he skips prayers again, and right now that threat is bigger than a pair of scuffed knees.Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-10-09 - Alistair - Complete27. She Is Aeducan reviewsGrey Wardens give up their titles, their names, their pasts. That is how it is – you surrender your old life for this death sentence, and wait for execution day as a nameless entity. But sometimes the world just cannot quite let you go.Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,813 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-10-09 - Aeducan - Complete28. Everything You Ever reviewsNobles whisper in corners about that gaze of his – like steel that has seen too much war and bloodshed, they say.Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-10-09 - Alistair - Complete29. Difficult reviewsPre-game. Teagan Guerrein has to be the bearer of bad news to a little boy.Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 533 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-10-09 - Teagan G. & Alistair - Complete30. Heartbeat reviewsThe shaft of light that shoots up from the top of the fort has everyone enthralled, but all he can think of is the sound that now resonates in their heads.Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-10-09 - Alistair - Complete31. Cloth reviews"Wait here a second," she concludes, and scurries back to her tent. He is left standing in his tent doorway, covering his modesty with his own bloody tent.Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-10-09 - Alistair - Complete32. Turn reviewsAnd it was him, not her, who stood suddenly, wiping his face with the back of his hand and choking out an apology. He does not think he is strong enough, not for this.Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-10-09 - Alistair - Complete33. The Long and Patient Night reviewsWhen the Warden is injured in the heat of battle, Alistair has to wait out the longest night.Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-10-09 - Alistair - Complete34. Confidence reviewsZevran gives Alistair a little pep talk.Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 444 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-10-09 - Alistair & Zevran A. - Complete35. Vellum reviewsKnow this: I want you to live. That is all I want in the world right now – for you to live."Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-26-09 - Cousland - Complete36. untitled reviewsJust a short piece that crossed my mind.Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-22-09 - Oghren & Wynne - Complete37. Splintmail reviewsShe makes him keep the splintmail.Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-20-09 - Complete38. Babies reviewsAndraste's flaming sword, I KNOW WHERE BABIES COME FROM!" Just a short between things.Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-18-09 - Complete39. The Remigold reviewsAlistair pulls out all the stops. For swooping is bad weekly challenge #1, option 3, based on dialogue from Ostagar.Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-18-09 - Complete40. Tense in the Shoulders reviewsHe honestly never meant to end up here. He was just walking the dog. Honestly. Alistair x PC For the Swooping Is Bad clan.Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-18-09 - Alistair - Complete