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| Waveripple of Team Sunrise |
Author has written 26 stories for Pokémon, Kirby, and Hetalia - Axis Powers. Winners of My writing contest! First Place! D3sstorjo's Ice Cubes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stuff about me: Hello, everyone. I’m Waveripple of Team Sunrise. Very nice to meet you. I’ve been around for a little while now, so if you PM me, I’ll respond (maybe not soon, but sometime). I’m also happy to help out new members with any problems they have—posting stories or chapters, making a poll or C2 (a community), idea, whatever—or if you want cover art or something like that. But, PLEASE make sure you have it so I can PM you back! It hurts me to have someone PM me ad I can't PM back! =C Age: Well, it would be about, none of your beeswax! Schooling: That would defeat the purpose of not telling you my age, now wouldn’t it? I've pasted kindergarten. Happy. What Am I listening to while I write this: Tim McGraw, Taylor Swift Favorite thing to do: Read/write (Fanfictions and manga mostly). I also doodle. Favorite website(s): Fanfiction, ‘a course! Wikipedia, any Wikia really, (I don’t care if their wrong; I love them!) and DeviantArt.com and Mangafox. Favorite Artist(s): Skillet, Thousand Foot Krutch, Red, and many more! The following are my ships for the several fandoms I enjoy being the fannish butterfly I am (which I'm not)… Hetalia: Italy X Germany, Poland X Lithuania, Chibitalia X Holy Roman Empire, Romano X Spain. Rochu...the list goes on and on and one Pokemon:Contest (DrewXMay), Ikari (PaulXDawn), Poke (AshXMisty), Leafgreen (LeafXGary), Redemption (Gameverse, SilverXKris—who pwns Lyra), Hunter (Gameverse, SilverXGold). Los (sp?) Links! And This is a picture for ‘Drew's Journey: A contestshippingReborn Fic' by Espeon210 FanArt by Espeon210 Fanart by the wonderful Espeon210 For My Soul Eater Parody(which was deleted generaly due to my crappy writing). Go MUST SEE IT! Drew is shirtless! SUPER AWESOME FANART CLICK HERE NOW! Waveripple’s DeviantArt account: Click at your own risk. Also, I an willing to do covers/fanart for stories or avatars for authors—just PM and ask. All I ask for is some credit and maybe a one-shot. xp Though. so you're warn, if i loath the shipping you ask me to draw your chances of me drawing it are very slim. MusicLover16's FictionPress acount: She's AMAZING! And her stories ROCK! She's also my cuz. :3 So go and see her romance and supernatural stories!!! I read A LOT of Webcomics and web Manga, these are the ones that I wait updates on: Pokemon X: It’s a very funny parody of Pokemon Ruby-Sapphire-Emerald about a boy from Johto who moves to Hoenn and has to go on a journey with a smart (and slightly bitchy) girl and a crazy, green-loving boy:First Page of Pokemon X Monsterful: I actually found this looking up Zombie on deviantart. It’s a fun, light hearted story about all the a group of monsterkin and their day-to-day lives as teenagers. It’s very funny.First Page of Monsterful Slightly Damned: It is a web comic about Rhea Snaketail, who died but wasn’t bad enough for Hell, but wasn’t good enough for Heaven, so she is sent to the ring of the slightly damned with a fun loving—very naïve—Demon named Buwaro.First Page of Slightly Damned. Super Effective: This one is updated rather hapharzdly. It a super funny pardy of Leaf Green and Fire Red that is an awesome comix: First Page of Super Effective Neko the Kitty: Neko is a cat who enjoys food, smoking with his girlfriend Maisy, getting petted by his Goth owner Alice, and being saditist to those around him. *in short its a funny comix* First Page of Neko the Kitty Sandra and Woo is a funny comic about a girl, her friends, and her pet talking raccoon and the art of not eating squirrels. It’s little like a comic about a certain tiger ;) first page of Sandra and Woo Mangafox.com: While on the topic of manga and such read online, this is a site i go to quiet often to read published Manga online. Manga Fox I stroke your cold cheek, KILL STEROTYPES! -Underline, bold, or italicize the ones that fit you- I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I KNOW what YAOI is and STILL Like it, so I MUST be gay freak I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd. I'm a TEENAGER who still likes the DISNEY CHANNEL, so I MUST be immature and childish. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I wear tight JEANS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I’m a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be crazy. I’m TALL, so I MUST play basketball Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school In memory of the Columbian students that were lost The important, serious post on you’re profile: If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’ A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit She ended up staying longer than As she walked along under the tall elm When she reached the alley, which was a However, halfway down the alley she She became uneasy and began to pray, Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness When she reached the end of the alley, The following day, she read in the Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly Words of Wisdom The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... This is a poem about Drug Abuse, if you care at all, copy and paste this poem to your profile: Da’ Funny Stuff that you can post on your profile: How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. -If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) -If your e-mails -And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worshtend to be pages long and incredibly random.-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether. -And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101 The Hetalia pledge I promise to remember Italy You know when you are obsessed with Hetalia when: 1. You start laughing hysterically at maps MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS: 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. 12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. How to Tell you watch, play, and/or read to much Pokemon by Waveripple of Team Sunrise: 1. You think Pokemon is the most awesome game, manga, and anime ever. 2. You rant about Pokemon to your friends. 3. You rant about Pokemon to your friends, and you KNOW they’re not listening to you. 4. You think Pokemon should have a life-action movie made. 5. You never thought of #4 but think it would be awesome anyway. 6. When you lose is some horrible, embarrassing manner, you run away yelling ‘We’re Blasting off again!’ 7. You’re going to do #6 next time you are defeated in a horrible, embarrassing manner. 8. Your parents are worried about your Pokemon obsession. 9. Your parents are NOT worried about your Pokemon obsession. 10. You have dreams about your favorite shippings. 11. You have nightmares about the shippings you loath. 12. You wish you had a Pokemon, 13. You wish you WERE a Pokemon. 14.You have spent more than 40 hours on a Pokemon game training your Pokemon and are only half way through. 15. You know for a FACT that Pikachu is super Badass. 16. You want to dress up as a Pokemon or a Pokemon trainer. 17. You HAVE dressed up as a Pokemon or a Pokemon trainer before. 18. You can say every Pokemon’s name when given a picture of them up to Gen. IV 19. You can say every Pokemon’s name when NOT given a picture up to Gen IV. 20. You have posters of Pokemon on your walls 21. You have a kick-ass Pokemon party in your Pokemon game. 22. You have a kick-ass Pokemon party in your mind. 23. You think about Pokemon in odd places at odd times. (I.E.: In a classroom during a test, in the middle of a conversation, etc.) 24. You like having a Poké -ession. 25. You doodle Pokemon on important papers (I.E.: Paperwork, homework, tests, etc.) 26. You have started to pass the Poké -ession to a friend. 27. You HAVE passed the Poké -ession to a friend. 28. You want to have a huge Pokemon themed party. 29: You have had a huge Pokemon themed party. 30. You post this on your profile and add your name to this list: Waveripple of Team Sunrise, Tsundere (Harsh Outside-Gentle Inside) Yandere (Gentle Outside-Harsh Inside) Meganekko (Girl/Guy-with-Glasses Character) Tsukkomi (Angry Guy/Girl in classical theater) Boke (Guy/GIRL in classical theater) Nadeshiko (Perfect Wife) Sexy Character Loli/Shota Character YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. TOTAL:10 YOUR GIRL SIDE: You wear lip gloss/stick. TOTAL: 9 Dogs are better than cats M "Today, I was sitting in my biology class when a kid pointed out that another boy in our class had gone to the bathroom six times in the past two classes. As the first boy was saying, "What could he be doing?," the missing student walked back in holding four freshly baked waffles. I am still confused. MLIA " "Today at my school, we had a lock down drill to prepare for any intruders. We had to lock the door and sit quietly in the corner for ten minutes. About half way through, the door bursts open and my principal dressed in a Darth Vader suit shouts, "Fools, I have a spare key!" and runs out. It was the single most frightening yet thrilling experience of my life. MLIA " "Today, I realized that the two main characters in the Veggie Tales, the tomato and the cucumber, are actually fruits. Now I don't know what to believe. MLIA " "Today, while my bio teacher was lecturing, his phone went off. He looked at it, then out the window, gasped, said, "Hold that thought," and ran out of the room. He came back two minutes later holding an ice cream sandwich, and said, "Sorry, the ice cream truck was here." This year may be better than I thought it would. MLIA. " Today, I was bored so I called a random number. A guy answered and was silent, then he said "You have reached the Oreo Company. To receive free Oreos, press one. I'm sorry that offer has ended." I then roared into the phone. He then answered with "NO I WILL NOT BATHE YOUR WHALE!" Then hung up. I want to find this guy, and marry him. MLIA Today, a boy at school was wearing a red sweatshirt with a giant smiley face on the front. Someone went up to him and started to make fun of his sweatshirt, and without a word he pulled it off, turned it inside out, and put it back on. There was a frowny face on the other side. MLIA As one of my friends was looking through my purse while on the school bus, she found a bunch of weird stuff like a bib from burger king, a pack of ramen, etc. Everyone then started to ridicule me and my strange purse. The girl sitting next to me quietly tapped me on the shoulder, then pulled something out of her bag. It was a potato. MLIA. Today, we were taking a math test when someone's cell phone rang. It was dead silent as we heard, "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..." Everyone looked around to see whose phone it was. It was my teacher's. My teacher is a man. MLIA Today, I decided to answer the phone with a Russian accent. My dad, who was on the other line, paused and started to get confused. Thinking that he had the wrong number, and not wanting to admit it, he tried to sell me car insurance. Instead of hanging up like most people would when a telemarketer called, I kept him talking. He BS'd for a full 7 minutes before putting me "on hold". When he called the second time, I answered with a British accent, just to see if it would happen again. It did. He offered me a snuggie. MLIA. Today, someone at my college wrote next to a man-hole, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Open House, 7 to 9 PM". I plan on attending. MLIA Today, after seeing an MLIA about making sharks on facebook chat, I started repeatedly sending sharks to my boyfriend. He asked what I was doing. I replied "SHARK ATTACK!" He started sending me a bunch of blank messages. I asked what we was doing. His reply? "NINJA ATTACK!" I think this one's a keeper. MLIA y Life If Average Today, for homecoming week, it was camo day. Everyone else in the school dressed up in camouflage, but I dressed up as a locker. I won today's award for best dressed. MLIA. Today, I walked into the bathroom to brush my teeth when my brother tumbled out of the cupboard, shouted "I've found Narnia!" and threw a bunch of pine-cones and fake snow in my face. I'm not sure if I'm more impressed that he used props or that he stayed holed up in that cupboard, waiting for someone, for at least 45 minutes. MLIA Today I was sitting in computer class when a boy sat down beside me wearing glasses. This was a change for him, and thus I commented, "I didn't know you wore glasses". He then pulled his shirt open to reveal a fake superman body and whispered "Shhh". MLIA Today I asked my three year old cousin what she is gonna be when she grows up, with out missing a beat she shouts "OLDER!" I wish I was that smart when I was her age. MLIA Today, I searched "Evil Disney Wallpaper" on Google images. The second result was the cast of High School Musical. It's good to know that Google recognizes this. MLIA Today, I was wearing my 'this is how I roll' t-shirt. I guy walking past me read it. He said "Oh yeah? This is how I roll." He then tucked and rolled and continued walking. I love college. MLIA Today, I saw a sign at a picture framing store that said, "shoot the family, hang the kids, frame the wife." Photo framers have a dark sense of humor. MLIA. Today I was sitting on the quad reading. Suddenly, a guy walks past me, without looking at me, and says "duh nuh", like from the Jaws theme. This happened a few more times and then stopped for a little while, so I went back to my reading. Out of nowhere, a guy in a shark suit tackled me to the ground and then ran off. By the time I collected myself and sat up, nobody involved in the affair was in sight. I picked the right college. MLIA. Today, I was walking down the hallway at school when the band started playing the Darth Vader theme song. I was totally alone in the hallway. I've never felt so evil. MLIA Today, I came home to my mom scowling, my dad smirking, and my little sister grinning. Apparently, my sister got into a fight with a fellow 5th grader, saying that the Beatles pwned the Jonas Brothers. My sister and the girl argued until my sister tackled her while yelling, "I am the walrus! Goo goo g'joob!" I have never before felt like such a positive influence to my siblings. MLIA Today, they made an announcement over the intercom right before lunch. The exact words: "If you accidentally stole a doorknob, please return it to the office. Thank you." I'm still trying to figure out how you accidentally steal a doorknob. MLIA Today my friend had missed the bus to school, first I laughed at him but when he got dropped off by the mail truck, I was so jealous. MLIA Today, I went to take a small, white, round vitamin in class after lunch. I noticed the freshman next to me was cautiously staring. I proceeded to twitch violently the rest of class. She looked absolutely horrified of high school when the bell rang. MLIA Today, I opened up my dorm room door after hearing a knock. I was then "shot" at by two guys using the gun app on their iPhones. They proceeded to run down the hall shouting "Go go go!" and doing somersaults and zigzags. MLIA Today, I was sitting in my Economy class. I was bored out of my mind until I looked over and saw a guy in my class had randomly pulled a giraffe finger puppet out of his bag. He saw me looking and proceeded to perform an entire show for me. Getting kicked out of class for laughing so hard was entirely worth it. MLIA. My Life If Average "Today, I was sitting in my biology class when a kid pointed out that another boy in our class had gone to the bathroom six times in the past two classes. As the first boy was saying, "What could he be doing?," the missing student walked back in holding four freshly baked waffles. I am still confused. MLIA " "Today at my school, we had a lock down drill to prepare for any intruders. We had to lock the door and sit quietly in the corner for ten minutes. About half way through, the door bursts open and my principal dressed in a Darth Vader suit shouts, "Fools, I have a spare key!" and runs out. It was the single most frightening yet thrilling experience of my life. MLIA " "Today, I realized that the two main characters in the Veggie Tales, the tomato and the cucumber, are actually fruits. Now I don't know what to believe. MLIA " "Today, while my bio teacher was lecturing, his phone went off. He looked at it, then out the window, gasped, said, "Hold that thought," and ran out of the room. He came back two minutes later holding an ice cream sandwich, and said, "Sorry, the ice cream truck was here." This year may be better than I thought it would. MLIA. " Today, I was bored so I called a random number. A guy answered and was silent, then he said "You have reached the Oreo Company. To receive free Oreos, press one. I'm sorry that offer has ended." I then roared into the phone. He then answered with "NO I WILL NOT BATHE YOUR WHALE!" Then hung up. I want to find this guy, and marry him. MLIA Today, a boy at school was wearing a red sweatshirt with a giant smiley face on the front. Someone went up to him and started to make fun of his sweatshirt, and without a word he pulled it off, turned it inside out, and put it back on. There was a frowny face on the other side. MLIA As one of my friends was looking through my purse while on the school bus, she found a bunch of weird stuff like a bib from burger king, a pack of ramen, etc. Everyone then started to ridicule me and my strange purse. The girl sitting next to me quietly tapped me on the shoulder, then pulled something out of her bag. It was a potato. MLIA. Today, we were taking a math test when someone's cell phone rang. It was dead silent as we heard, "my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..." Everyone looked around to see whose phone it was. It was my teacher's. My teacher is a man. MLIA Today, I decided to answer the phone with a Russian accent. My dad, who was on the other line, paused and started to get confused. Thinking that he had the wrong number, and not wanting to admit it, he tried to sell me car insurance. Instead of hanging up like most people would when a telemarketer called, I kept him talking. He BS'd for a full 7 minutes before putting me "on hold". When he called the second time, I answered with a British accent, just to see if it would happen again. It did. He offered me a snuggie. MLIA. Today, someone at my college wrote next to a man-hole, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Open House, 7 to 9 PM". I plan on attending. MLIA Today, after seeing an MLIA about making sharks on facebook chat, I started repeatedly sending sharks to my boyfriend. He asked what I was doing. I replied "SHARK ATTACK!" He started sending me a bunch of blank messages. I asked what we was doing. His reply? "NINJA ATTACK!" I think this one's a keeper. MLIA Today, after two weeks of college, I decided to stop using my fake British accent, all of my peers are confused as to what happened. MLIA Today, I saw a kid that looked like Jacob Black from Twilight. I told him this and he said, "Yeah. I've heard that before. But I bet Jacob can't do this." and he began to break dance. Then, he walked away. He's probably my new favorite stranger. MLIA Today, I checked the time on my iTouch and it was 11:11. I wished that it would always be 11:11 so that I could make as many wishes as I wanted. Then my iPod froze. My wish came true. Thank you, 11:11. MLIA. Today, I yelled at my computer for being extremely slow. It froze and I smacked the screen. My teacher then walks up and caresses it and says, 'It's ok little guy. She didn't mean it.' The computer then worked better than it ever has. I am now convinced my teacher is the computer whisperer. MLIA This past weekend I was at a church service that was themed for younger children. When the preacher asked some of the younger kids what they thought God looked like, a little girl raised her hand and confidently said "Morgan Freeman." I wanted to kidnap her and raise her as my sister. MLIA Today, I was supposed to teach 6th graders about what it really means to be cool. They were supposed to write words that they thought signified "coolness" on the board. One girl put beef jerky and Superman. I don't think she needed me to teach her anything. MLIA The other day, a huge cluster of people were crowded around a table in our lunch room. I ran over to see what I presumed to be a fight. It turned out to be the Japanese foreign exchange student peeling a banana with his feet. It was SO much better than a fight. MLIA. Today in speech class we had to give a speech about our role model. The teacher proceded to shoot us with a nerf gun everytime we said um, ah, ect. Best teacher ever. MLIA Today, I decided that I'm going to dress up as Kanye West for Halloween and my friend is going to dress as Taylor Swift. When my friend says Trick-or-Treat, I'm going to interrupt her and take her Candy saying how much Beyonce deserves this candy. MLIA Today I was bored so I called a random number and pretended to be from Pizza Hut. A guy picked up and when I asked him what he wanted, he proceeded to mention about 20 different items from the menu with loads of adjustments. At the end I told him I was kidding. He just said "I know. I'm just as bored as you." MLIA Today, due to recent incidents, my school added a new "no lightsaber duels on school grounds" rule to the student handbook. While in english class a neighboring teacher randomly burst into my class and began dueling with my teacher using lightsabers. When they got yelled at by the principal they claimed there was nothing against it in the teacher handbook. Teachers-1 Principals-0. MLIA Today I married a supermodel. Our house is huge and has a pool surrounding it. All the other Sims are jealous. MLIA. "Today, I was trying to decide if I thought chorus was going to be any fun this year. When I walked into class, my teacher was wearing a unicorn costume. Decision made. MLIA. " "Today, there was a new guy in my class called A.J. Ninami. He seemed like just another student. Then I read his name backwards. Guess who I'm asking out to Homecoming? MLIA " "My grandma has been in the hospital all this week. Today when I got home from school I got a call that said they'd lost her. She called me five minutes later from her house telling me about the awesome escape. Coolest. Grandma. Ever. MLIA " "Today in Latin class I found out that the Latin word for "spy" is "exploradora". I am now very suspicious of Dora the Explorer. MLIA " "Today, some kids were playing on a sand volleyball court. They didn't have a ball, so they played with an imaginary one. I was turning to talk to my friend when suddenly, he jumped up and ran over to the court. He proceeded to steal their imaginary ball and punt it as hard as he could. The kids got mad and decided to go look for a new ball. Now I remember why he is my best friend. MLIA Today we were reading Romeo and Juliet in English, and my teacher was going over a passage where Romeo compliments Juliet in a really romantic way. An annoying kid was talking really loudly and disrupting the class, so the teacher turned to him and said, "This is why Romeo gets some, and you don't." MLIA Today, I went to the mall with my friend. Just to see what would happen, we held hands and looked at each other as if we were in love (we are both girls). As we are walking, we were getting dirty looks from old couples, confused looks from kids, and disapproving looks from middle aged people. We then walked past these two older men in business suits, holding hands. We didn't think much of it, but then one of the men walks up to us with a huge smile on his face and says "we aren't gay either" and walks away. I know the type of man I want to marry one day. MLIA Today, my school had a shooting threat. When everyones parents came to get them, they all started telling their kids how much they loved them. My dad- "Never piss off the weird kids. They can't take a joke." Thanks for the valuable life lesson Dad. MLIA Today, I felt like wearing an eye patch around town for no reason. A kid came up to me and asked me why I was wearing an eye patch. I told him my mom told me not to run with scissors. The look on his face was priceless. MLIA Today, I realized that I forgot to lock my car in the morning. After school I went out to the parking lot to find that every car had a lollipop taped to the door. My car was filled with them. I win. MLIA Today, we were watching a weird movie about minotaurs in Latin class. At the end, our teacher merely states, "And THAT'S why you don't have sex with animals." MLIA Today, while driving my 4 year old nephew and his neighbor to preschool, his neighbor (who recently started sunday school at her church) informed him that "God made everything." My nephew thought about this for a moment then replied, "I don't think so, a lot of stuff is made in China." Best. Nephew. Ever. MLIA Today in my biology class, our teacher asked us how many of us knew how we were made. This one kid raised his hand and simply said "broken condom." MLIA Today, I got pulled over on my way home by a cop. He asked me if I knew why he pulled me over, and I responded, "Because you want to invite me to the Police Officer's Ball?" He then replied, "No ma'am, police officers don't have balls". MLIA Today, I was checking the artwork that my fourth-graders were doing in class (I work in a primary school). I came to one girl, who immediately covered up her work. I asked her what she was drawing, and she said God. I then told her that nobody knew what God looked like. Her response? "They will in a minute." MLIA Today, the National Mustard Museum in my town was vandalized. With ketchup. MLIA. Today, I ran out of both my shampoo and conditioner at the same time. I've been waiting years for that to happen. MLIA. Today, I found out that the name of the cruise ship I am going on in a few weeks is "The Pearl". It's a caribbean cruise. I feel like a pirate. MLIA. Today, I realized that lol'd, the past tense of lol, is inaccurate. That would mean laugh out louded. L'dol, however awkward, would be correct. MLIA Earlier today, my "7" key wasn't working while I was IMing someone. To overcome this, I started typing out "the number between 6 and 8", but then I realized I could just type out "seven". MLIA. Today, while finishing up some yogurt, I began scraping the bottom of the container even though there was nothing left. I still continued scraping for 10 minutes in hopes of getting a little drop. MLIA. Today, while bowling, I got a gutter ball. While the bumpers were up. That takes talent. MLIA. Today, I was talking to someone through Facebook. I began to type something, when I noticed that they were typing, and I deleted what I had written. Then I noticed that they had stopped typing, too. I felt awkward. MLIA. Today, I tried to blow a leaf off of my windshield...from the inside of my car. MLIA Today, I found out that there is actually a strategy to Minesweeper that does not consist on clicking on random squares and crossing your fingers. MLIA. Today, my little sister pointed out to me that the tooth fairy teaches little kids to sell their body parts for money. MLIA. Today, my sister asked when the 10 o'clock news was on. MLIA Today, we got a huge new TV. My brother and I were more excited about the box than the TV. MLIA Today, I discovered that my big flannel I bought at a thrift store has a label that says, "MADE ON EARTH BY HUMANS." Thank you for the clarification, humans who made this. MLIA Today, my sister told me that "Dating a Stephen/Steven is the cool thing to do." Her boyfriends name isn't Steven... Neither is mine... MLIA. Today I had a staring contest with my cat. He blinked, I laughed, he hit me with his paw. MLIA Today, during a test I did not know the answer to a question. Instead of guessing I drew an epic battle between pirates and ninjas. Guess who got extra credit? No, not me. I just got a question mark. MLIA. Today I taped eyes on the top of my trash can. Now my 2 year old daughter enjoys feeding trash to it, complete with "Nom, nom, nom" sounds. MLIA. Today I noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy, and all you see is his head and arms sticking out of the water. I bet he's not laughing out loud anymore. MLIA Today, I was in an awkward situation so I pulled out a twix bar and proceeded to loudly chew it. It just made the situation more awkward. MLIA Today, I mentioned to my co-worker that none of the English teachers at my school are having kids, but that three of the math teachers are pregnant. She responded, "I hear they're better at multiplying." MLIA. Today, in my math class, my teacher started class say "Today we are going to learn about Sexagons." I now know why she has two children. MLIA Today, my keyboarding teacher gave us a stern lecture on making mistakes and typos and how we need to slow down. After school, I went online to check my grades and found out that I have 149 in her class. Because of a typo. MLIA. "Today it was my birthday so my family bought me a rainbow llama pinata. It was love at first sight. I couldn't smash it, but I wanted the candy, so I performed a c-section on it. He now lives on my windowsill. MLIA. " FUNNY THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR 1. When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. Reason the human race has evolved thus far. On Sears hairdryer: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Sainsbury's peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: Ways to Annoy people at the cinema: 1. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!" Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital. Please select from the following options: If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME! 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. 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Your nobody name (mix up the letters of your first name and add an 'x' where you think it should go) Ripavwxeepl 3. Your gangsta name (the first 3 letters of your name plus 'izzle') Wavizzle 4. Your detective name (your fav color, your fav animal) Green Cat 5. Your soap opera name (your middle name, the street you live on) Elizabeth Elder 6. Your Star Wars Name (the first 3 letters of your last name, the first 2 letters of your first name) Ripwa 7. Your superhero name (your second fav color, your fav drink) Blue Lemonade 8. Your witness protection name (the middle names of your parents) Diane Royland (sp?) 9. Your Goth name (Black plus the name of one of your pets) Black Annie The girl who began this poem was raped, became pregnant and later had an abortion. She wrote the first two lines but became so depressed that she shot herself in the head. Her cousin finished the poem. It’s early yet; the month is one Four weeks later the month is two Time is passing the month is three. It’s getting late the monthis five, It takes your life before you live it I’ve got a new home the month is seven If I was around the month would be eight Goodbye mommy the month is nine A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. A large percent of writers don’t know the difference between “who” and “whom”, if you are one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy this on to your profile. 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If you hate Advanceshipping, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are a girl or boy that hasn't had a real girlfriend/boyfriend yet, copy this to your profile. .eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI 99.5 of teens would cry if the Jonas Brothers were standing on the roof of a twenty story building ready to jump. If you are one of the 0.5 of teens who would bring a good chair and some popcorn, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are over the age of ten and are more obsessed with PMD than even the little kiddies are, copy/paste this into your profile. If you've ever found yourself talking to your own fictional character in a story you made up, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile. Copy this onto your profile if you think Jayfeather, Hollyleaf, and Lionblaze are Leafpool and CROWFEATHER's kits. If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hope Jayfeather gains world domination, copy and paste this to your profile There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. Help Pokemon rule the world! Copy this on your profile! Copy this onto your profile if you think that Jayfeather is the best medicine cat ever and is the best male protagonist EVER. Did you know that... Kissing is healthy. Bananas are good for period pain. It's good to cry. Chicken soup actually makes you feel better. 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you. 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move. It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed. Chocolate will make you feel better. Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing. A good friend never judges. A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any. Boys aren't worth your tears. We all love surprises. Now, make a wish. Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and your wish will be granted "Got milk?” Yes, of course I've got milk! Who doesn't? People who need to go to the grocery store, that's who! In fact, those people are probably already at the grocery store, buying milk! Practically everyone has a carton of milk somewhere in their fridge! Seriously, who wouldn't have milk? Maybe people who are lactose-intolerent or vegan, but even they have at least some sort of soy or rice milk! I mean, what kind of question is 'Got milk?' anyway? Why do you care so much about my possession of dairy products? Are you some kind of creepy milk-obsessed stalker? If you are sick of all these milk ads, feel free to copy this into your profile and add your name to the list. 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They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." Just say no to drugs. Because if your drugs are talking to you, you've probably had too many. Join the army, travel the world, meet interesting people, kill them Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! That which does not kill me, had better run pretty dang fast. Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." When in doubt, push random buttons! You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft! There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people... Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss. I'm not as dumb as you look Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. Always take the time to smell the roses...and sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. If genius is 1 inspiration and 99 perspiration, I must be sharing elevators with a lot of bright people. It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown...and fewer still to ignore someone completely. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked up into jet engines. I believe no problem is so large or so difficult that it can't be blamed on someone else. It takes a big man to cry...but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man. Doors are on a house so you don't have to go through the windows. No one ever says "it's only a game" if their team is winning. I never repeat myself, so pay close attention to me the first time, cause I never repeat myself. Canaries are the best, especially with ketchup on them. Slow and steady gets you trampled by the other guys. When opportunity knocks, shoot first and ask questions later. When all else fails, use duct tape. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again My Reality Check bounced. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing "If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?" "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon." "What's behind this door? -opens it- ...another door. Hilarious." "There are 1000 ways I could kill you, and 941 of them hurt." They locked you in? "No, I locked THEM out! Why must you always see these things backwards?" I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter. I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm? Earth is full. Go home. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works. I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid. It's true, blonds do have more fun. But brunettes remember it in the morning. "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams "I didn't lie! I just created fiction with my mouth! " A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. "Never memorize something that you can look up."— Albert Einstein If you think the CoCo Puff bird should go to rehab repost this My best friend is the type of person who'll spend hours trying to drown a fish, but I love her to death anyway. There is nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you lose the argument that it becomes weird. I agree with the dictionary Fun before Studying Friendship before Love if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile If you ever looked at one of your siblings and said "who the hell are you?" copy to profile If you've ever been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfics copy this to your profile If you constantly are eating ramen due to the influence of anime, copy and paste this into your profile. If I was invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up. repost if your OCs are...different... or might kill you in your sleep... (Drake…. —.—) Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile If you think that Edward Elric is not short just vertically challenged copy this into your profile. 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Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!" You laugh I laugh, you cry I cry. You Jump of a bridge, I paddle my way down there and save your retarded ass. Oh it was just me... trying to practice my... Evil laughter? Careful, or you'll end up in my novel. Help The following take on Fanfiction, then The WORLD! MAWAHAHAHA: ('.') (- '.' -) Help Plusel and Minum take over fanfcition! Copy and paste this on your profile and don't forget to add your name to there army list! There Army: ROSELIACOOL, KengoGirl,NightsTheVocaloid,cCsluver4evr, Waveripple of Team Sunrise Help Pokemon rule the world!! Copy this onto your profile! l、 Pikachu laughs at pokeballs…so let him take over fanfiction instead! Copy and paste this into your profile to help him out! ()_() Help Bunny take over the world too: (0x0) | |||||||
1. Ashen Silver » reviewsDon't start readingPokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,220 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 4-19-13 - Published: 6-11-11 - Ash K./Satoshi & Misty/Kasumi2. Stakes of the Night » reviews*Don't Start reading!*Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 45 - Words: 52,315 - Reviews: 316 - Updated: 4-19-13 - Published: 5-25-10 - May/Haruka & Drew/Shū3. Demons and Angels » reviews*Don't start reading this!*Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,101 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 4-19-13 - Published: 6-12-11 - May/Haruka & Drew/Shū4. Empire » reviewsFed up with America, Britain heads to the past to tell himself to be harder on the colony to prevent his revolt but reconsiders thanks to a squirrel. Through a mishap in the timestream, Britain ends up in a parallel world where British Empire rules over half the Earth & is at war with the rest. Full Summery inside. R&RHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,020 - Reviews: 103 - Updated: 4-19-13 - Published: 8-10-12 - England/Britain & America5. Zit reviewsMatthew has a zit, and Gilbert REALLY wants to pop it. Highschool AU Clearly a BL PruCan story. OneshotHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-14-12 - Prussia & Canada - Complete6. FWEEET! reviewsCanada finds an injured bird on his walk home; Prussia loses his mind. PruCan if you squint. One-shotHetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,461 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-24-12 - Canada & Prussia - Complete7. First, second reviewsHe's the First, and I'm his second. And that's how it always will be. *A Poem*Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-8-12 - Holy Roman Empire & Germany - Complete8. Listen to your heart, Stupid reviews"Well, Iggy, do you love me or not?" One-shot, USUK don't like, don't read. First posted Hetalia fic.Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,381 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-23-12 - America & England/Britain - Complete9. Silver Moons, Crystal Stars » reviewsSilver and Kris are Bestfreinds Until Silver starts to push her away. Kris is to find out why, But it will lead her into a dark sercet in history? What does the new boy and a pair of glowing eyes have to do with it? Redemption and HuntershippingPokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 18 - Words: 21,220 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 6-11-11 - Published: 6-8-10 - Kris & Silver/Rival - Complete10. Love tips reviewsWhile waiting for Dawn, Paul gets some love tips from a stranger. For SurferGurl's Contest IKARISHIPING ;3 R&R please!Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-5-11 - Paul/Shinji & Dawn/Hikari - Complete11. Miles of Roses: A Crazy Squeal » reviewsDrew's been human for few weeks now after bing reborn as a fuzzy Pokemon, and now he's on a crazy adventure with the Miles pokemon/human that tried to kill him, Miles' travilng partner, and his girlfriend May. R&R, please? Squeal to Drew's Journey! -Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,862 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 5-7-11 - Published: 5-12-10 - Drew/Shū & May/Haruka12. Cherry Stem Knot reviews"You might be able to tie a knot in a cherry stem, but look what I can do with a Jolly Rancher!" Ikarishipping. For Moonlight's Shadow Warroir. R&RPokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-30-11 - Paul/Shinji & Dawn/Hikari - Complete13. Detention Attention reviewsIt's all her fault, you know. Ikarishipping one-shot for D3sstorjo! : R&RPokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-30-11 - Paul/Shinji & Dawn/Hikari - Complete14. A Golden Sunset » reviewsMy name's Jazz, I've just started on my journey through the Sevii Islands, and I just learned that my parents aren't my parents, Team Rocket's after me, oh and did I say, I spent a year as a Cubone, saving a world I didn't belong to?Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,260 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 2-2-11 - Published: 12-5-0915. An Angel's Demon » reviewsMay, an Angel in Heaven, was living her life as normal as possible after living in Hell with the Demon Drew, but it doesn't stay normal for long now that Drew's missing. Now she has to go to Hell to save him before it's too late. Squeal to A Demon's AngelPokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,338 - Reviews: 288 - Updated: 1-15-11 - Published: 10-11-10 - Drew/Shū & May/Haruka - Complete16. A Demon's Angel » reviewsMay's an Angel without wings yet. Drew's one of the most powerful Demons in Hell. After a portal snatchs May away from Heaven and spits her out inside Hell, Drew finds her. Now he's her new Demon Master, she has four zombies to deal with & a life in HellPokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 25,339 - Reviews: 298 - Updated: 9-14-10 - Published: 5-22-10 - May/Haruka & Drew/Shū - Complete17. The Life and Times of Wigglytuff » reviewsThe tile says it all, the history of Wigglytuff, that's right, Guild Master Wigglytuff. Rate T, for possible death. A PMD2 fic. Some WigglytuffXLopunny On hiatus sorry.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,442 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-16-10 - Published: 12-5-09 - Wigglytuff/Pukurin - Complete18. Return to his Past » reviewsMeta knights past, it is shround in darkness, and it's time to shine a light on it. Sometimes the only way to get to the future is to head to the past. A little MK X Garlude. Rate T to be safe, and for possible undecided charter death. Now on Hiatus SorryKirby - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,412 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 7-16-10 - Published: 11-28-09 - Complete19. Cleanin' this gun reviewsErika, daughter of Paul and Dawn, has her first date-and Paul's not happy about it. Based on the song Cleanin' this Gun by Rodney Acanese. Read and Review, please. PS, once your done, look at genre...-DPokémon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-28-10 - Dawn/Hikari & Paul/Shinji20. Paul and Dawn clean out the fridge reviewsPaul and Dawn clean out thier fridge, what could go wrong? Beside food trying to kill them and such...Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-7-10 - Dawn/Hikari & Paul/Shinji - Complete21. Gimmie that Girl reviewsPaul wants Dawn to stay the girl she is in the morning, not the one from last night. IkariShipping, complete and total IkariShipping. Inspiration comes from a story by the wonderful author Ayrsd and the song gimmie that girl by Joe Nichols.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-4-10 - Paul/Shinji & Dawn/Hikari - Complete22. A Chocolaty trip in to CANDYLAND reviewsThis is a story by my niece about Ash, Pikachu, Misty and Brock going to CANDYLAND! With lots of 'chocolates' inside. Please by kindhearted! She's just a kid.Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-30-10 - Ash K./Satoshi & Pikachu - Complete23. Hearts of the Night » reviewsMisty, May and Dawn are normal teen girls. When they get accepted to Lilycove Academy, they meet a three mysterious guys that every girl in school seem to love but no one knows anything about. Who are they, the girls are going to be the ones to find out.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 43,114 - Reviews: 335 - Updated: 4-27-10 - Published: 12-16-09 - Complete24. Drew's Jounrey: A RebornContestshipping Fic » reviewsAfter return home to LaRousse, Drew is killed and reborn as a Teddiursa, and now he has to find May to return to his human form. Only problem is, he's small and fuzzy... Contestshipping. Rated T for cursing. Read & Review, please?Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 45,616 - Reviews: 176 - Updated: 4-13-10 - Published: 11-23-09 - Drew/Shū & May/Haruka - Complete25. NothingA OneShot reviewsOne-shot about an event that is alway happening, and we can't seem to stop our coldhearted ways. Set in leaf Green. One-shot, a very short oneshot...Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-14-09 - Complete26. A Heart of Melting Ice » reviewsIce of the Sinis Trio, what do you know about him? He likes the word noob,and hes the leader of the Sinis Trio, anything else? No? Well, here's what I think his past is. IceXOC HeathXLavana. First story, Rated T to be safe, and for use of the word 'noob'.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,151 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-29-09 - Published: 11-18-09 - Complete
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