Author has written 6 stories for Sonny with a Chance.
Height: Only 4"11, Me family's not the tallest.
Hair Color: Really, really, really dark brown
Eyes: Dark Brown Too.
REally Sad Story
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, -xIxHEARTxEDWARDx-, sakurabloom1124, Phish Tacko, Hannahpie45, High.Fiving.Jesus, cutiechannylover1197
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, and go to page 111, Paragraph 6. What is it?
The distribution of major biomes is shown in Figure 4-18
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
My sister's head
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
. I was Going inside after eating out with the family.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
9. What are you wearing?
Gym clothes to sleep in.
10. Did you dream last night?
11. When did you last laugh?
2 hours ago
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yes, we should all do the hustle.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Its a wonderful quiz...
15. What is the last film you saw?
The Lorax... I think...
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Whatever my mom and dad wants then save on the rest to pay tuition for my sisters and me.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know,
I have flat feet.
18. If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
No electricity and world peace.
19. Do you like to dance?
20. George Bush:
Ummm. No longer president??
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Joen, hahaha, i really don't know
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Maybe, maybe not.
A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
I LOVE ORANGE PULP!! Copy and Paste if you agree and add your name to the list. Cutiechannylover1197,
If you have ever blanked out for 5 consecutive minutes or more, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever! Blanked out, for 5 C.ON.SE.CU.TIVE MinuTES or MORE copy and paste and forget and copy and paste, and forget and copy and paste and repeat.
If you're still looking for your true love, copy and paste.
If you live in a world of your own, send the oath and copy and paste.
If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have 3 or more sisters, copy and paste this onto your profile.
I hate being the 1st one to start things... or the last one to find out.
FanFiction rules!! When you know you are a true FanFic writer, copy and paste.
If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profil
If you think today's music sucks and listen to oldies, copy and paste.
If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy and paste.
When you are ready for a wish to come true, copy and paste and hope and trust and sing and hope and read and waste and your and time and by and reading and this.
If being werid is cool, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
95 percent of people are concerned with being popular. If you are part of the five percent who couldn't care less, copy this to your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you would walk 1,000 miles to see the person you love for 5 minutes, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile
If you have ever hated humanity as a whole, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have answered a question by saying "Penguins" when penguins had NOTHING to do with what you were talking about, copy this into you're profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
ONLY IN AMERICA...
When life gives you lemons, unless they hand you some water and sugar, your lemonades gonna suck
It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.
If you love God and TRULY believe in him and are not afraid to show it. Copy and paste this onto your profile.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Don't ever frown, you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps . . . I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.
"Do you really love him/her?"A really simple psychological question. Not a single name was mentioned above... but suddenly someone came into your mind.
Things to do on an elevator
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... If you are totally against racism, copy and paste this onto your profile!
It's you an me versus the world . . . we attack at dawn.
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary
This is this cat.
Sad News. Pass it on
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how...?)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought...?)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because...?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)
On a sunflower seed packet: "This is not a peanut product." (I always thought peanuts came from sunflowers until now,of course.)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile!
If your sibling looks at you weird when you walk in the room, paste this to your profile
If you are over the age of 12 and still think coloring books are cool (because they are) copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you absolutely LOVE to sing even though you may or may not suck copy and paste this onto your profile
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you favorite other stories/authors on here, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have way too much stuff on your Fanfiction profile, but don't want to take anything out since you can't decide or don't know what to take out, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this onto your profile.
EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile
93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.
Three little boys were bragging about how tough they were.
If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile.
If you have ever ran into a glass wall/door/elevator/elephant, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name. : cutiechannylover1197,
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.
IF YOU CAN HURT YOURSELF DOING JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE
"The principle thinks I am very responsible." the boy told his mother. "Every time something goes wrong at school, he says so,"
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.
If you ever cried when reading a story because it is so emotional! Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Hannahpie45,High.Fiving.Jesus, Horsechick995, lalagirl97, cutiechannylover1197
Find a globe. Spin it. What do you see?: India
Find a book. Turn to page 38, line 19, word 6. What does it say? The (yup, that's it)
What can you hear right now: The wind and birds
Have a conversation with the closet living thing to you other then yourself?: Um, I think that crow outside is the only thing that isn't sleeping :
Turn the T.V. on. What shows on?: Hi-5!
Type your penname with you elbow: cx uytrfgiujec xfhgbasz nbnb gyhtkjmiu8vc edre118978 (what? I have big elbows... maybe)
Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see: My sister's writing award
If you could be anybody. Who'd you be?: Nah, I'd stay myself
What happened the last time you were on the computer: The computer turned on and I was using it, doy!
Find the third letter of all your answer. Underline them. What do they spell?: Deei5ushe
If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile (What? It was glass)
If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.
If you have an ipod, copy 'n' paste. (technically, I share it with a few (okay 5) people)
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and throw those lemons back in the face of the person who gave them to you until you get the oranges you originally asked for.
If you don't care that people think you're weird just because you hate MTV, listen to 60s/70s/80s music, don't wear Hot Topic clothing, etc., copy this into your profile.
If your love Sharpies, ping-pong, chocolate, more chocolate, food in general...chocolate..., and the internet, copy this to your profile
Niga-higa, hehehe. Copy and Paste this onto your profile...
If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers copy this into your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile, again
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile
If your house is unimaginably and unreasonably invaded with ants, help me and then copy and paste this onto your profile. ARGH!
But I'm not bipolar, just a lot of emotions. My simple answer? I'm female. Post this on your profile if you, too, are an over-emotional female.
Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hates that.
You can always spot an abnormal student. He is the one who comes back to school from a along vacation and remembers to bring his homework.
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it
ELMO KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE!
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?
Repost this if you truly believe in God.
Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Join the army, go to exotic places, meet new people, then kill them
What's this thing you call "Normal"? Is it contagious? OMG!! Don't touch me! I might catch your normal
I have one teacher who is so forgetful he gave the same test three weeks in a row. If he does that two more times, I may just pass it.
A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there?
You say "nerd" like it's a bad thing
Growing old in mandatory. Growing up is optional
If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME! If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY FROOT LOOPS!
I'm the kind of girl who gets straight As in every subject, but still can't operate a fan by use of a simple knob.
"I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine. You will be my Squishy!" Dory, Finding Nemo
They laugh because we're losers. We laugh because they just figured that out.
Right now, I'm having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
Whoa, there's a feud between pirates and ninjas? That's going to make my part-time jobs hard
-The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.
-Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me
-If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
-You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us
-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.
-Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
-Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?
-Why do we close our eyes when we pray? When we cry? When we dream? Or when we kiss? Because we know that the most beautiful things in life are not seen, but felt by the heart.
-"Styles may come and go, but good music will weave its ageless magic no matter what the current fad." Ulli Boegershausen
-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much
-We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.
-"Love starts with a SMILE, Grows with a KISS, and ends with a TEAR."
-"The course of true love never did run smooth." William Shakespeare
- "Love is . . . born with the pleasure of looking at each other, it is fed with the necessity of seeing each other, it is concluded with the impossibility of separation!"
-"Great minds think alike."
-"Someday everything will all make perfect sense. So for now laugh at confusion, smile throught tears, and keep reminding your self that everything happens for a reason. "
-"The best dreams happen when you're awake."
Truths about Crush:
Fact: Do you know why the Marriage Ring is placed on the fourth finger from the thumb from your left hand? Well, because it's the only finger that has a vein which is directly connected to your heart. This vein is called the Vena Amoris.
I did not trip and fall, the ground and my face just high-fived.
i find it adorable
Being single does not mean no one wants you...it just means that God is busy writing your love story.
Copy and paste this if you ever picked up something light when you expected to be heavy, and felt really weird afterwards.
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you have been through 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11 . You do realize that this only happens every thousand years!
The 5 Biggest Lies Ever Told
Don't you hate it when people text/chat you "k", because if you're like me, I'm rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium (unless you're talking about bananas)
No pen=no notes
You're not afraid of heights, you're afraid of falling. You're not afraid of the dark, you're afraid of the unknown. You're not afraid of change, you're afraid of leaving what you love behind. I'm not afraid of love, I'm afraid if my heart will be broken.
Coca cola went to town diet Pepsi knocked it down Dr. pepper picked him up now we're drinking 7 up, 7 up caught the flu now we're drinking mountain dew mountain dew fell off the mountain now we're drinking from a fountain fountain broke people choked now we're drinking cherry coke cherry coke lost its cherry now we're drinking loganberry loganberry was a joke now we're back to drinking coke.
A message to guys: When a girl is silent, that's pretty dangerous. She's either overthinking, tired of waiting, about to blow, lonely, needs a hug, falling apart, or crying on the inside... AND most probably, all of those above.
THIS IS FOR THE PEOPLE WHO ARE VERY JUDGEMENTLE
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
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