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http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/hetaoni-proposal.html HetaOni please at least look at this!(this is a link to the first video[subbed in English by SotetAG] on youtube) "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll hunt down your bastard jounin-sensei and kill him for you? I know he's the one who took you from me, sweet Iruka-kun. But don't worry. I'll save you. I promise." (A letter to a 14 year old Iruka from the Mizukage anfter Iruka escapes being made a "sex-slave". that guy is such a creeper!>.>) --From Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Doby H.E. Gray You know you've been reading too much Hetalia when... "You may not see me, you may not even hear me - but I'm right here." - Anonymous (I saw this in a story and thought that's me most of the time, this thought depresses me) Pick the month you were born in: Pick the day (number) you were born on: 01: ...a camera... Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White: ...because I'm sexy like that. This is Hilarious is it Not? A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?" After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is This confuses the little boy so he asks, "Is God black or white?" "Well, God is both black and white." This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers none the At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he -dies- “I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock, paper, scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, ‘Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you!’" Kids Are Quick TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. ' TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? 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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, TheDevilsAngel93 xD, krakengirl, Destiny Writes, Unwritten.25 If you or your best friend(s) are insane copy and paste this to your profile If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile. If you can spout a random Naruto character quote on command, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. 10 Reasons Gay Marriage is wrong. 1. Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, birth control and air conditioning. 2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall. 3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. 4. Marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all: women are property, matches are arranged in childhood, blacks can't marry whites, Catholics can't marry Jews, divorce is illegal, and adultery is punishable by death 5.Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed. 6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children. 7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. 9. If we look to the word of God, His punishment for sexual immorality is equal to that of murder. Therefore, teaching kids to tolerate homosexuality is equal to teaching them to tolerate murder. 10. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children. This student received the only A 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... awesome things: He watched Kagura and Sagisoto argue a long moment before the likeness to Sango and Miroku smacked him viciously across the face. They were so much like the monk and Tajiya of the Inu-tachi that he found himself mildly disturbed. How did this happen? Do I have a tachi now? Came a thought brought on by pure boredom and a need to find the Inu-tachi's scattered members. Kagura and Sagisoto = Sango and Miroku. Naraku glanced over his shoulder, Kana was Shippou and all he had to do was find a random Miko of obviously scandalous origins and turn Kohaku into a fire cat. …does that make me Inuyasha? He shuddered at the thought. Or perhaps I'm Kagome, I do oppose her very existence in every way. --from No Such Thing as Fate by Silver Phoenix7 He…declared war on you?" Naruto repeated. "How? He's not in charge of any village or country, is he?" "No, I think he meant he would use the power of the Bijuu already collected and what's left of Akatsuki against us," Gaara clarified. "Aside from Madara, Akatsuki has two members! Six, if you count Sasuke's team!" Naruto protested. "At most, that's seven people and seven demons against…literally everyone else." "Right," Gaara confirmed. "That's not a war; that's a terrorist group," Naruto declared. "If we should live through it, we'll have to make sure the history books note the distinction," Gaara deadpanned. --from Madara wants to do WHAT to the moon? by Sarah1281 "Inuyasha, I have already taken care of the 'you are staying here business' I'm tired, can you please do the dishes today?" "Okay, but only today." "What?" "What?" "Wait, what?" "Waddaya mean, what?" "What??" "Wha?" "Wait, who?" "Who?" "You." "Me?" "Yes, you will do the dishes everyday from now on." "What?" "Exactly," and with that, she left to her room."What?" Inuyasha stared after her, bewildered. (his brain is like 'processing. . .processing. . . proce-ERROR!! ERROR!! system crash alert!!' lolx :D) --Dog's Fate by RaInbOw-M0nk3y '-' "Dad, you can't go beating up Ichigo anymore. He's going through a rough time right now. He says he's seeing more spirits that ever before." said Yuzu. "WHAT?! Why would he talk about thing like this with you two and probably that Naruto kid and not me, his dad?! It doesn't make sense!" said Isshin staggered over to a huge poster of his wife, crying."Oh my dear, why? Maybe it's because they're hitting puberty. But our daughters are being so cold to me. What do I do? WHAT DO I DO?!" he wailed. Karin sweatdropped and groaned "For starters, take down that poster." --The Strawberry and The Fishcake by Uncle Joe "You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other people, here, in the trailer park." Naruto had changed his voice to sound more country and was nodding his head quickly as he spoke loudly so the whole crowd could hear him. The man was spun around desperately trying to tear the boy from his back, but Naruto just grinned and tightened his hold all while saying- "Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick back with a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're good, fine people, Stuart. But they don't know ... what the queers are doing to the soil!" A couple of people laughed behind their hands as the man tried to spit out something that sounded similar to 'my names not Stuart' but could barely get a word in over Naruto's rapid talking. "You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers in the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it. Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl. Kept bugging his old man. Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never ask for anything else as long as I live. So the guy breaks down and buys him a burrow owl." At this point Naruto climbed off the mans back, the crowd had rapidly increased. The man, completely embarrassed, began to edge away from Naruto to get lost in the crowd but the blond boy walked right along side him still speaking in an obnoxious voice that seemed to echo in the tiny valley. "Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out to my yard, and there's the Wurster kid, looking up in to the trees. I say, 'What are you looking for?' he says, 'I'm looking for my burrow owl.' I say, 'Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows where the burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?' Now Stuart, do you think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are doing to the soil?" Again the man tried to protest the name Stuart but Naruto ignored him and slug an arm around the man as if they were close buddies. Sasuke had to conceal his bark of laughter that rose in his throat. Some people were repeating his words, he could hear Jesus on a pogo stick followed by a snort. They attempted to whisper so not to drown out the eccentric blond, not that they could. He "I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer my oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that the carnival comes into town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride called 'The Mixer'. The man said, 'Keep your head, and arms, inside the Mixer at all times.' But Bill Jr, he was a DAREDEVIL, just like his old man. He was leaning out saying 'Hey everybody, look at me! look at me!'" The man had stopped all movement, seeing escape was impossible and now stood rooted to the spot trying to avoid everyone's gaze. Naruto danced around, swinging his arms wildly to emphasize his story even further. "Pow! He was decapitated! They found his head over by the snow cone concession. A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet in there. From Pueblo, Colorado, and it's addressed to Bill, Jr. And it's entitled, 'Do you know what the queers are doing to our soil?'" Naruto face grew serious, as he stood closer to the man, looking solemnly into his eyes as if he were about to unfolded a tragic secret. His voice had become hush, yet was still heard all the way towards the back. "Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city, there's a big underground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa, for example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government says it's due to poor farming, but I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens." That was the last straw. The whole crowd broke into an uproar of laughter, holding each other up and clutching their stomachs. Chouji was on the ground, wiping tears of laughter from his eyes. Shikamaru's large laughs had turned to hiccups, his eyes squeezed shut as he attempted poorly to regulate his breathing. Sasuke had a silly grin plastered over his face, he pushed his way closer to the edge of the circle, and now had a clear view of Naruto with a big smile on his face. Naruto forced his eyes to become huge and innocent, as he spoke outward, no longer addressing the man but the mass of laughing people. "They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to God!" He placed a hand over his heart and then swung around to clap the large man on the shoulder, grinning broadly. "You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other people, here in this trailer park." -- from Sticks and Stones by lunabasketcase You think you're funny? You think hell is funny?" Naruto stopped laughing and looked up with surprise; it seemed they had drawn a crowd. Many people were whispering and pointing at the two boys. Ray used the crowd to draw courage. He pointed at Naruto and shouted so everyone could hear his voice. "Because that's where you're going; that's where all faggots go to in the end." Ray touched his golden necklace and shut his eyes before reciting proudly, "'Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.' Leviticus 18:22" Everything on the street seemed to freeze. No one spoke. The recited phrase seemed to echo in Sasuke's head, it had been so easy before to have a quick comeback, but now his mind drew a blank; how are you suppose to fight a religion? At that moment Sasuke felt a bit isolated from Naruto. He wasn't sure what it was like to have the knowledge that someone truly believed hell was reserved for people who had done nothing more than fallen in love. If someone truly believed that kind of love was evil, that Iruka and Kakashi were evil just for loving each other. He looked to Naruto for some kind of reassurance but was surprised by what he saw. Naruto's eyes were hardened, his lips curled into a fierce sneer, and the boy curled his hands into fists. Sasuke felt a tiny shiver run through his body as everything from Naruto's stiff posture to his slit eyes screamed deadly. But when the boy finally spoke his words and tone suggested nothing of his hostile behaviors; in fact it was light and humorist. "Oh, is it my turn now? I'm a little rusty, so you'll have to excuse the fact that I don't know the exact verse, but I'll give it a shot. The whole universe was first created with a mountain, trees, and a midget. Afterwards, the almighty creator decided a heaven was needed, so he created one that has beer volcanoes as far as the eye can see and a stripper factory." During Naruto's little speech, Sasuke couldn't help but notice the way Naruto was able to push back his anger. In fact it frightened him a bit that the boy could be so manipulative. "What in God's name are you talking about?" Sasuke quickly focused on the speaker and watched Ray nervously release his golden chain and step away from the boy. Naruto gave him a twisted smile. Once again, Sasuke felt a strange chill down his back, and was glad that the boy hadn't come any closer to him. Naruto tilted his head in a curious fashion, and regarded the man. "Exactly. We're talking about God, right? You just told me about yours, so I thought it only be fair to share mine." Naruto dug around in his jacket pocket until he unearthed a squashed packet of ramen, he held it high above him and spoke in a holier-than-thou voice, "The gospel of the Flying Spaghetti God." Despite his earlier fears Sasuke couldn't help a snort of laughter; only Naruto would have a spare ramen package in his pocket. -- from Sticks and Stones bylunabasketcase BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! "RAITO! OPEN THE DAMN DOOR! I KNOW YOU'RE IN THERE, YOU MULTI-FLAVORED SKITTLE! NOW OPEN UP BEFORE I MAKE YOU TASTE THE RAINBOW, YOU MAN-BITCH!" --from Discordant Harmony Hari-Aisu The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the Professor shared it with colleagues, and the sharing obviously hasn't ceased... Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)? "First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze." | |||||||
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