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| Razzmatazz Lady |
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Author has written 18 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, Psych, X-Files, Stargate: Atlantis, Lone Gunmen, Batman the Animated Series, Justice League, Fantastic 4, and Grimm. Recently changed my name to Razzmatazz Lady, since I'm quite the adult these days. My avatar is Grimm, a wonderful show I hope to write about more. Name: Um, my profile name is enough for you Age: Older than I was last year :) Country: The good ol' US. I think it says that on my profile... TV: The X Files, Psych, CSI, Monk, Grimm, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Once Upon a Time, Criminal Minds, Eureka Movies: Any and all superhero movies, 1408, The Usual Suspects, Se7en, Stardust, Jumangi, Boondock Saints, Die Hard Books: Harry Potter, Acceleration, Bonechiller, Warm Bodies, A Kiss In Time, classics Pairings I Support: Fox Mulder/Dana Scully is a must!! Shawn Spencer/Jules O'Hara, Zane/Jo Lupo, Luna Lovegood/Neville Longbottom, Rodney McKay/Katie Brown, John Sheppard/ Teyla, Jack Hodgins/Angela Denegro, Batman,/Wonder Woman, Monrosalee, Pepperony Comics: Batman, Justice League, Captain America, Avengers; specifically: Hush, Dark Victory, The Killing Joke, The Long Halloween AGONY- not all pain is gain DEFEAT- for every winner, there are dozens of losers … odds are you’re one of them FAILURE- when your best just isn’t good enough FUTILITY- You’ll always miss 100 of the shots you don’t take and, statistically speaking, 99 of the ones you do. LOSING- If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style MISTAKES- it could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others PESSIMISM- Every dark cloud has a silver lining. But lightning kills thousands of people every year who are trying to find it PROCRASTINATION- Hard work often pays off over time. But laziness always pays off now. STUPIDITY- Quitters never win and winners never quit. But those who never win and never quit are idiots. UNIQUE- Just because you are unique, doesn’t mean you are useful. ADVERSITY- That which does not kill me, postpones the inevitable. BLAME-The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures. CLUELESSNESS- There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots. DESPAIR- It’s always darkest just before it goes pitch black. DREAMS- Dreams are like rainbows, only idiots chase them. GIVE UP- At some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser. HUMILIATION- The harder you try, the dumber you look. SUCCESS- Success is a journey not a destination, so stop running. LEADERS- Leaders are like eagles. We don’t have either of them here. MOTIVATION-If a pretty picture and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you, you probably have a very easy job. The kind robots will be doing soon. OVERCONFIDENCE-Before you attempt to beat the odds, be sure you can survive the odds beating you. POTENTIAL- Not everybody gets to be an astronaut when they grow up. PROBLEMS- No matter how great your problems may seem now, remember, you’ve probably only seen the tip of them. RISKS- If you never try anything new, you’ll miss out on many of life’s great disappointments. VICTORY- Winners never fly higher than when they are bouncing up and down on the egos of those they defeated. WINNERS- Because nothing says “you’re a loser” more than owning a motivational poster about being a winner. WORTH- Just because you’re necessary doesn’t mean you are important. | |||||||||
1. The Burgundy Room reviewsA question/answer-style fic with all your fave Grimm characters. Ask for advice, make requests, inquire personal info, etc. Compliments are also welcome. Keep questions somewhat clean. Have fun! :Grimm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-7-12 - Nick B. & Monroe2. Mike the Vampire Slayer reviewsNot a crossover, but with definite inspiration from Buffy. Mike's destiny is to kill vampires, werewolves, and demons, which totally interferes with his average jock life. Charlie is his Watcher. Normal pairings, with maybe Mike/OC. Some Bella bashing.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-26-11 - Mike & Charlie S.3. The Periwinkle Room » reviewsThe basic trapped-in-a-room questions&answers story, except with lesser acknowledged characters Luna, Stan Shunpike, the twins. You can ask for advice or random stuff or request characters to be sent to the Periwinkle Room. I promise to update soon!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,347 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 8-14-11 - Published: 12-31-09 - Severus S. & Neville L.4. Lyrical Drabbles reviewsHere's how it goes: I put my playlist on shuffle and write a drabble for whatever song comes on. Each chap has at least 3. There's humor, romance, and a bit of action. ReedxSue, but I won't ignore any characters. T to be safe.Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-11-115. Project Kal El » reviewsThis is an AU story where the Kents didn't find Kal-El the fateful day of the meteor shower. Instead,he is discovered by a lab with their own motives. Will he still become a hero, or live as something quite differently?Justice League - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,286 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6-27-11 - Published: 6-16-11 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman6. Gotham Archives » reviewsA new series mixture of all the Batman movies including Chris Nolan's and Batman: The Animated Series. Current Plot: Batman must take down a villain with unaturally persuasive powers. But how can you beat someone you must obey?Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,460 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 6-16-11 - Published: 7-9-10 - Bruce W. & J. Gordon7. Stockholm Syndrome » reviewsAlex kidnaps a woman for CSM, but doesn't expect love! Meanwhile, Mulder and Scully try to find them with help from The Lone Gunmen, Skinner, and Pendrall. Involves time travel and the Spy Museum. Alex/OC Mulder/Scully New chap up!X-Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,785 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-16-10 - Published: 7-9-10 - A. Krycek & F. Mulder8. 15 Things You Didn't Know » reviewsJust what the title implies. Each chapter has 15 things about a certain character. Funny, sad, and a little weird. WARNING: Some of these things are completely made up from my own twisted mind. With a little help from my friends.Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 10-10-10 - Published: 3-29-10 - Shawn S. & Burton G./Gus9. What's That Smell? reviewsAnyone else notice how Mulder has to touch every gooey substance he finds? And then possibly smell or taste it? Well, this is a song about that. It's to the tune of Gives You Hell by The All American Rejectss. Please review!X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-7-10 - F. Mulder & D. Scully - Complete10. What Was I Thinking On The X Files? reviewsA song-fic to the X Files about all Scully and Mulder's mishaps in logic. It is to What Was I Thinking By Christine Lavin. Please read & review! Enjoy!X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-3-10 - D. Scully & F. Mulder - Complete11. True Americans reviewsA song-fic to the tune of We Are The True Americans by Christine Lavin, celebrating the fantastic Lone Gunmen! Read and review, as always!Lone Gunmen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 140 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-28-10 - Frohike & Byers - Complete12. An Ode To Stargate reviewsThis is a poem I wrote about all the fantastic characters of Stargate Atlantis. It contains John, Teyla, Rodney, Zelenka, Lorne, Ronan, Ford, and Carson. Read & Review!Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-28-10 - Complete13. Scully's Prince reviewsA song-fic to Prince Charles by Chistine Lavin. Basically a depressed Scully singing about how much she loves Mulder and hates Diana Fowley.X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-15-10 - D. Scully & F. Mulder - Complete14. Catastrophes with the Cullen Clan: Jasper & Emmett » reviewsWhen Jasper decides to end his pain and kill Bella, his attempts constantly fail. Emmett offers to help him turn Bella into a vampire, but things never go as planned with the Cullens. Some violence, not worth the T rating. Funny!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,688 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 5-13-10 - Published: 1-25-10 - Jasper & Emmett15. The Person He Became reviewsA song-fic of change and redemption based on Who I Am Hates Who I've Been by Relient K. Alex wants to change for the better, but does he have the strength? More importantly, do Mulder and Scully have the strength to accept him? R&R!X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-5-10 - A. Krycek16. Knock Three Times, Scully! reviewsA song-fic based on Knock Three Times by Tony Orlando. A cute little tale about Mulder confessing his love to Scully. But will she return the sentiment or will Mulder be left alone? Well, you'll have to read and find out!X-Files - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-5-10 - F. Mulder & D. Scully - Complete17. Personal Boggarts » reviewsI'm gonna write about different people's boggarts basically. I don't know when the next chapter will be; it'll probably be teachers though.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,618 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 2-3-10 - Published: 12-31-09 - Remus L. & Draco M.18. Tik Tok Harry Potter reviewsThis came into my head and wouldn't leave. It's to the tune of Tik Tok by Kesha and I think it's better if you listen to the song while you read. R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 1-27-10 - Harry P. & Severus S. - Complete
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